LOL
Wondering what this is?
''Good Evening Stella,
I go silverbird cinema today for Ceddi plaza in Abuja go watch movie o.
(30 days in Atlanta) . Naim we watch reach one stage. Come see dis message for screen o say battery low. Na so everybody begin laugh snap the tin o.Naija!!''
*AREA!!!
hahhahahahhahahahahaa------error!
ReplyDeleteAt least d movie dey bright, no be pirated movie una watch, una go manage am like dat.
DeleteLol
DeleteLmfao!!! I can't. Fowl Nyash don open. Smh!
DeleteAunty Stella happy 25th anniversary of the fall of Berlin Wall oooo eyin ara Germany o
DeleteLooooooooooooL! Naija ile!
DeleteRofl.. I miss d cinema tho. One of these days!
DeleteHehehhehehehehhe 9ja we rock
ReplyDeleteLong comment
DeleteWhat is the secret?
XOXO MYSTERY
unbelievable!!!
ReplyDeleteIm laughing at naija's backwardness.
yeppeee. first to comment for d first time. stella if i no b first eh i go just ............low battery. lol
ReplyDeleteEyaaa! Take some chill pillz. It's well...
DeleteYimu. Lmao
DeleteSince stella has decided to be eating my long ass memo as isiewu
DeleteI will be doing the calling out one one one.
That being said
Miss gemni. ..aren't you suppose to be on your honeymoon?
You still have mouth to yab people after wearing 1921 shoes for your wedding
Na wah ooo
XOXO MYSTERY
Dem go fear madam stellina paparazzi na....lmao only in obodo naija.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha..looks like they were using a smartfone to play the movie before projecting it...orikwanma!! All na hustling..
ReplyDelete@MARTINS ABOY
SMART, you got it!
DeleteIt's not a smart phone, it's a PC,it written on the screen. they connected the PC to the projector using HDMI cable.
DeleteThis doesn't make sense at all, we are too carefree with how we do things in Nigeria.
Martins aboy...for the first time in the history of SDK blog, you were NEARLY smart
DeleteNEARLY never killed a bird though
Better luck next comment
XOXO MYSTERY
Lwkmd.... Am proud of my country joor
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol...Na windows 8 laptop dem use put the stuff for pple...d person forgot to charge...issorait!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Stella,its what a laptop shows when your battery is low. I dunno if it's peculiar to only windows 8 tho. This is so funny abeg.
ReplyDeleteLmao! Naija my beloved country
Deletenaija no dey carry last
ReplyDeleteI hope they didn't download the movie online sha.
ReplyDeleteLwkmd!
ReplyDeleteLol... 9ja ehh... We kin like to fall our hand...
DeleteHello oooooooo
DeleteXOXO MYSTERY
Really???
ReplyDeleteNaija my great country...lol,where anything can happen.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLmao!
ReplyDeleteArea indeed
So embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteSMH
It's a privilege to comment under your comment .
DeleteXOXO MYSTERY
Nawa o such a pity for a whole Abuja! Well na animals dey live dere sha.
ReplyDeleteNawa oooh,same old story.....wonder y tins doesn't get better.
ReplyDeleteThings DON'T dear
DeleteLmao...
ReplyDeleteBless you Stella. I just read something on naira land. A young lad needs urgent help, I think it has something to do with his liver. His name is Hameed Adeyidun. Our good naija people are helping out already. Pls use your wonderful blog to help spread the word,he needs more help. Thanks.
ReplyDeletelmao. wanna check out the google account thingy, dont really have anythin to say. I've been an ardent reader tho.
ReplyDeletelmao. wanna check out the google account thingy, dont really have anythin to say. I've been an ardent reader tho.
ReplyDeletelmao. wanna check out the google account thingy, dont really have anythin to say. I've been an ardent reader tho.
ReplyDelete3x?
DeleteHaa! When u check am well na 10x u go dey comment abi?
It can only happen here in Naija
ReplyDeleteSilver bird in ceddi plaza?
ReplyDeleteStella I＇m not happy at all。I shhould have sent this as an email but I just want to get it off my chest。Someone every close to me was buried today in Calabar。She died in penury，but guess what？Her burial was so grand one would think she was a V。I。P。This woman＇s sister is married to a House of Rep member representing the same constituency Kate Henshaw is vrying for。Hhe never visited her，never cared to know how she was doing through out her illness。He donated a cow，gave over 200k for her coffin，brought a cooling van loaded with drinks，brought his own truckload of food to the burial and sat with his gay boys！Yes！Everyone in Calabar knows he is GAY！His wife is a hardcore LESBIAN！She brought her lesbian community to the week long funeral ceremony。Free Barbeque fish and chicken all day，all week with coolers of drinks。Free booze and refreshment all week，the funeral service was indeed beautiful today but if they had done all these for her when she was alive，she would have lived longer。Why are Nigerians like this？It＇s so unfair。If they showed as much love as they did today perhaps she would have lived longer。Stella keep up the good work，I pray that God will help us all so that we can help others while they are still living。
ReplyDeleteWow, reminds me of that old naija movie starring tony umez where. He didn't give his uncle a dime when the man was alive and begging for his help, but when the man died, bros went to buy him 1. Something million naira coffin., its an old movie can't really remember the title and all. *sigh* may the soul of the poor lady RIP.. all I know is all bad people will go to HELL FIRE! *rme*
DeleteMy dear so sorry about your friend.
DeleteThe Bro didn't do all this to make the late Sister happy or because of the love he has for her. Like you said he's a Big man and he's Clique of Big Boys came for the Burial, for him that was just a social gathering to show that he's a very good spend and can throw a very mean party.
I just hope he remembers the Children your friend left behind if any.
Ovialeke the Movie is "Died Wretched"
Delete"Died Wretched Buried in a N2.3M casket... Lucas was rich he became wretched as he was determined not to see his brother go to jail...... " Naija adverts sha. LMAO.
Memories.
@ovialeke I remember that movie as well too bad. The title is DIED WRETCHED
Delete@Poster sorry about that,may God open our eyes of understanding
Auch a heartbreaking story...that's humans for you!!
DeleteYeah died wretched. That movie made me cry that year although I was a lil girl but I knew that was wickedness. May her soul rest in Gods bossom andiI pray she makes heaven cos that's what's important.
DeleteDo tell...
DeleteThe name of the man and the wife
Wicked people everywhere
XOXO MYSTERY
Essien Ayi.... gay ass mofo. His hands are def not clean. Shebi it's just a year Evans Ayi died too. Issokay. He should continue killing people. D man does men, his wife does women. What will their children do???
DeleteThe wife and her friends were openly kissing themselves ＠ the vigil night。This act outraged the sons of the late sister and there was a big fight！ The children were angry that she never cared about them or their mum wwhen she was alive，but now she＇s drinking and dancing with her lesbian friends。So disgusting！！！
DeleteDied wretched ........buried in 3.2 million naira casket.
DeleteReally hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI still love my country jor
Hmmm...it is ga ju
ReplyDeleteError code. Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteMy people, them must find one way or the other to bypass the genuine way of doing things.
ReplyDeleteThis is because SilverBird Cinemas ALWAYS plays Nollywood movies off the PC as most are on DVD And not 36mm.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately this time around, there was no power to the PC, thus yawa gas.
Lmao 😢
ReplyDeleteNa wa na wa!
ReplyDeleteHi everyone just got blog I d love u stella
ReplyDeletePraise God. It's a great miracle
DeleteChai! Naija don set record again!
ReplyDeleteThis post reminds me of when I went to the movies with my ex in 2011 at ozone cinema, halfway through the movie, the screen went blank and we were all staring and grumbling for about 10 minutes, next thing, they started playing I think psquare's song 'una still dey here' over and over again... The song went on for about 20 more minutes and people started leaving one by one ... Me sef waka comot after a while... No refund, no apology, nothing ... Crazy country,
ReplyDeleteSay what???? Hahahahahahahahaha ..Naija!
DeleteThis is 2014 and you are still remembering your Ex.
DeleteHaven't you heard of selective amnesia recommended for Exes.
WHERE IS MR HAZEL EYES??
COME AND GET YOUR WIFE
XOXO MYSTERY
Xoxo Ogini? U dey heat period?
DeleteWemimo how are you?
Lol yansh opener , how do you know it's me wemimo lol..@xoxo na u sabi oh leave me alone oh lol..
DeleteI tire for this country sha,a whole abuja!! Nawa o
ReplyDeleteLmao! naijaaa! I hail thee hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteThey were probably using inverter.
ReplyDeleteLmao crazy
ReplyDeleteMy own even bad pass as I never even go cinema @all, despite the fact that there is one in Enugu where I resides. Lord save me from dulling in this 21st century IJN!
ReplyDeletePoor English. Its where I reside. Don't try to tell us that it was a typo.
ReplyDeleteEh hen!?!?!! Wonders will never end! LA Efizy n Miss Gemini!!! U guys r from Calabar? Una Sabi Esien Ayi like that ehn? Hmmnnnnn.... Stella biko give me one of ya shairs make I siddon.......
ReplyDeleteEh hen!! Miss Gemini - dt ya one kind wedding na for calabar u do am? LOL!! Make I go find d post look ya face well well....
ReplyDeleteThis 'u didnt care about me when my mum was alive' syndrome is a dicey one..... The woman's children are full grown adults. Is their mother's sister supposed to be spoonfeeding them every day cos they r well to do? the children should have careers of their own by now should nt they?
ReplyDeleteIf the lady had not come with cooling van, the same pple would have said, her sister died and there was not enough food and drinks to serve guests.
U cant please everyone in life - u just do the best u can....
La Efizy - If I catch u eh, I will wash that ya dirty mouth with soap and limescale.
ReplyDelete'wonder what the children will do' indeed.... Thunder fire u where ever u are! Go and stand in front of Esien or his wife n say what you just did.... U can only hide behind dt your yeye phone n spew out trash
@November 8, 2014 at 11:02 PM: - D woman's daughter is a top banker who is extremely comfortable and goes abroad every year sometimes twice a year. She has other children too who are working - the second daughter travels abroad too. The first son I dont know much about but the second son is comfortable and working too. Why r u blaming her sister for not taking care of her while she was alive when she has capable children who could have taken care of their mother?
ReplyDeleteU r giving mofos like La Efizy a forum to come here and spew trash....
@Anonymous November 8, 2014 at 11:02 PM: Why do u say she died in penury when she has 4 big ass grown children who are forming big boyz n gals up n down in calabar n lagos? D last one is in uni so we wont add her in the equation. was it the dead lady's sister's responsibility to take care of her sister or the children's responsibility to take care of their mother? The dead woman's children are not living in penury.... Far from it..... They are bank managers et al... Lets call a spade a spade and leave other well to do relatives out of this matter.....
ReplyDeleteIf u go burial see food chop and see drink to shayo, u go say food and drink boku. if una no c food and drink una go say upon all their money, dem no fit provide food and drink for people wey follow them go their sister burial. now wey them don provide, u dey call them out!! Anuofia!!
same thing happened to me at the silverbird cinema, shoprite abuja. only i did not snap the pic, the distraction was too much
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