KARMA IS A BITCH?LOL
Hi stella. Hows your day going? I am arguably the biggest fan of ur blog and I must commend u on doing such a great job and always putting a smile on my face daily. Kudos baby!
I just recently received my Nysc posting and I got posted to EKITI STATE! I think God has a sense of humour. Before I was posted and ready for service, I got a contract job at a bank. There was a colleague of mine, a yoruba man and an indigene of Ekiti state who I always enjoyed making fun of 'cause of his black skin and his yoruba accent. He also had a very active imagination and one day told us that he once saw a snake as long as an iroko tree in Ekiti State. Lol I died of laughter that day.
Thats how one day this guy vexed and said I would be posted to EKITI state for my service. ..I laughed it off and thought very little of it only for me to see Ekiti state as my state of posting today o. Chai..karma is a bitch!
But im actually excited and looking forward to the experience. Ekiti people are quite the character, ive come to notice. Biko wish me luck on my service and journey mercies and favour in that state.
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JOB POSTING FEEDBACK FROM FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS
Dear Stella
Thank u sooo much for posting the job vacancy on your blog. I have received a high volume of CV's that honestly shocked me (Never really knew the gravity of unemployment in Nigeria till now).
I am working on the applications now and hopefully I will get a good fit.
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THREE PAIRS OF SHOES TO GIVEAWAY
Hello Stella,
I recently read about some girl that got a shoe from a blog reader. Oh well, I got 14 shoes on valentines day this year and there were a few that didn't fit.
So I will like to give 3 of them away. They are all new.
I live in Lagos, the shoes are US size 10 ....that is size 41. Female shoes.
If you are interested in any of these shoes,please send an email to the giver Missonitemi@yahoo.com
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REMEMBERING THE GREAT ONE....
Whoever that character was,IT/SHE/HE has probably tied the legs together and is somewhere and is pretending to be a mermaid.
I hereby give the great one 24hours to return to this blog and pretend to be a mermaid,heck you can even pretend to be Mr Bamidele for all i care *wink @Galore*
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REMEMBERING THE GREAT ONE....
Whoever that character was,IT/SHE/HE has probably tied the legs together and is somewhere and is pretending to be a mermaid.
I hereby give the great one 24hours to return to this blog and pretend to be a mermaid,heck you can even pretend to be Mr Bamidele for all i care *wink @Galore*
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HEADMASTERS SKILLS BACKFIRES
Stella dearest how u dey? So glad we are a family here and I am so addicted to your blog like kilode...
Any I wan follow share tori for in house news... Oh boy Stella my husband travel for some days come back na him I make him favourite food with enough pepper the way him like am, after the eating him go baff, me don already baff ready, as him comot action start no be small, na him start to give me head, oh girl I no know say pepper still dey him mouth, oh boy by the time the pepper enter see screaming, I begin dey dance shoki oh, oh boy I run enter bathroom wash for where even after washing the pepper still dey.. my husband dey beg say him no know say it still dey him mouth and he was too turned on to care.
Anyway na so oh the heat die I come dey find fan to take fan myself no be small.... Whew!Life and times of a married couple :)
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR WITH ID MIMI
Mimi this is personally for you.I didnt get your mail informing me of your birthday,so please do not think that I ignored you,When i saw this comment that you dropped it broke my heart.please resend your pics and I will do you
a belated birthday post..A first of its kind.
Thank you for the recharge numbers.
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'RICHARD CARD FOR KELECHI...
''Kelechi Umeh September 26, 2014 at 1:13 PM
Sdk I need dt recharge card in my life....wish me happy bday blog visitors.
Its my day today.Although I am nt happy at all bt I thnk God for d gift
of life at least when there is life there is hope''.
Kelechi please drop a comment in the house news section if you read this
and then mail me privately for your N1500 MTN Recharge card from SDKbouncer.
I will give the card out randomly today night if i hear nothing.
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR ENUMA EZEABOGU
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR WITH ID MIMI
''Stella so that is how you refused to post my birthday message. No problem. Happy birthday to me. Blog visitors, please find the recharge cards I sent to
her alongside my message and load
114916615925119 Glo
her alongside my message and load
114916615925119 Glo
344562234891 Mtn
572684384656779 Etisalat
Happy loading''
Mimi this is personally for you.I didnt get your mail informing me of your birthday,so please do not think that I ignored you,When i saw this comment that you dropped it broke my heart.please resend your pics and I will do you
a belated birthday post..A first of its kind.
Thank you for the recharge numbers.
'RICHARD CARD FOR KELECHI...
''Kelechi Umeh September 26, 2014 at 1:13 PM
Sdk I need dt recharge card in my life....wish me happy bday blog visitors.
Its my day today.Although I am nt happy at all bt I thnk God for d gift
of life at least when there is life there is hope''.
Kelechi please drop a comment in the house news section if you read this
and then mail me privately for your N1500 MTN Recharge card from SDKbouncer.
I will give the card out randomly today night if i hear nothing.
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR ENUMA EZEABOGU
Enuma whose Blog name is: Omeze celebrated her birthday yesterday Friday
October 31,2014 but I missed this somehow....I wanted ya'all to see
how beautiful she is....
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SEX THERAPIST?
*cunny man die and cunny man bury am,instead of you to say you want
do free advert you come use style say you wan advise us here.do we look like we cant handle our problems here on this blog *side eyes*
Anyways i don block your email.start commenting first and I will do you a free advert with pics sef if we are pleased with your services.lol
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FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS FEEDBACK
helle russel said...
Sparkles please where is your office oo!i need to change my wedding ring.send your addy to my mail.helle.russel@gmail.com.lemme see what you have.
Thankks
Anonymous said...
Dear Davion,
Please send me an email,i have a wedding in December and need someone to cover it. Modellah87@gmail.com Davion Video Links - 08025016068 for all those with parties,wedding and birthdays this festive period.Please patronise him.thank you. ..................................................
SEX THERAPIST?
Hi Stella,
Hope you are good! I'm a vivacious reader and admirer of your blog. You are just the bomb. May all things good continue to cross your path.
I've decided to lend my 2 cents to your readers. I'm a sex therapist and willing to give two readers, two free sessions on sex problems. So if any reader has any problem having sex be it pain, too much pleasure(lol) or generally don't know what to do, they should feel free to email me on ***********yahoo.com. And from now on I'll be commenting as the counsellor.
Thank you stella.
Remain blessed.
*cunny man die and cunny man bury am,instead of you to say you want
do free advert you come use style say you wan advise us here.do we look like we cant handle our problems here on this blog *side eyes*
Anyways i don block your email.start commenting first and I will do you a free advert with pics sef if we are pleased with your services.lol
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FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS FEEDBACK
Thankks
Please send me an email,i have a wedding in December and need someone to cover it. Modellah87@gmail.com
Cngrts on ur posting
ReplyDeleteHope d pepper yaf comot frm urkpkus?
God bless d givers
God provide 4 others who need
Happy birthday 2 d both of u
Gr8 one, u r always welcome back
**strolls away**
Thank you so much to the bv who wants to give my brother her wedding to cover and to you nwunye Korkus for being a darling. God's continued grace and favour on you(s).
DeleteHahahahhahaha...
DeleteThis in house picture is so funny...
I love aproko die choi...
Our mummy Stella is giving us tales by moonlight..LMAO
Enuma,your face looks familiar from 042...I just showed this your picture to C's wife and she confirmed you are the one...hope you have stoped fucking C..cos his wife was complaining bitterly then..how is that your fat ugly dark lesbo friend that you do 3some with???..she went to IMT...go and marry if you have not and stop breaking people's home ..you people were lucky cos C's wife was planning to deal with you guys then...
Btw,you are FAT..I don't know what C saw in fat ugly people like you...
D queen nd d boss u knw her very well.dat her frnds name is cynthia tochi she nw stays in abj.both of dem re nw full time runs girls
DeleteKai! At linda's comment.
DeleteUna see as una dey expose una sef, untop dis blog. Lata after una marry, u wld bring ur sob tales here, forgetting d atrocities u commited as a single woman.
Okwu gwuru agwu! Heheheheh..enuma,u see ur life??? This one na serious yansh opening. U just use ur hand bring ur 'pishure' come SDK. Ntoor!
DeleteSee gist.. Choi. Lemme wait for more gist. Amebo refreshes the soul
DeleteLinda Eze o, openings pple's nyash since 1970. @Enuma, Ndo, biko if it's true, leave people's hubby o. But Linda, I thought you like lesbo things naa!
DeleteLinda ooooo. They go soon arrange you for this blog, nyways I'll come n bail you. Lol. See yansh tearing. Enuma sorry.
DeleteHow did I miss Linda's comment? How did that happen?
Delete@Enuma, please stop, just stop! Stop sleeping with people's husband! I don't understand girls, if you need fast cash go and do internet fraud na. Must you sleep with another woman's husband?
I can't deal.
Could this be true,she didn't even defend herself.
DeleteAwww......God bless you Stellacious baby
ReplyDeleteStella,who designed dis in-house news image?..d person no well o..hehehehe
DeleteSDktic!...this pix is vly oooooo...Haaaaaaa....
DeleteThe lady with pepper. .Hahaaaaaa. .lolz.
God bless SKDtic 4 life!!!...
Thanks alot SDK for posting my comment.. In house news always the best. Lol at free advert, happy birthdays to Mimi and Omeze may God prosper all the works of your hands. Though termed belated God is never late HE is still very much in the bizness of blessing and prospering HIS children. Hope you both had a blast ???.
ReplyDeleteWow wow wow!!
ReplyDeleteIn house news is off da hoook!!!
Shoki Ahn Shoki ahn...pepper heading thinzz..
Oh Davion! Jobs are chasing you ooh..please make sure you deliver well,the sky is your starting point!
Ekiti corper shun! You see why I don't yarb tribes..kwakwa!! I love the fact that you are a good sport sha..look out for job openings while serving so you don't sit a second at home hun! If they offer free NIM lectures and exams,please enrol..My cert came in handy recently ooh!
The lady giving out shoes..May God bless you dear..Anytime I give out,i end up getting 100folds!! Get ready for more pairs of shoes!
Omeze Omeze..hmmm..i neva see this name..ngwanu happy birthday dear..God bless you!
Nwunye General,Lovelace and my Inlaw Quitilicious! I am staring at this shower head here....kwakwakwaoooh
Genny nwa! Are you back from Balogun?wetin you buy?
Life is beauriful menn!!!
Hehehehehe.
DeleteDon't stare at it
Get to work already
Put on your pumping machine just in case the water isn't coming out very well
Then put it toward your vajaayjaay
Raise one of your legs up according to nwuye General
And enjoy the ride
You need it self right now
Ehen,how is the journey going? Jes know you are not alone you hear
So many babies will be dedicated in SDK next year.
Busy much today
I am the one hosting the kids this week
I can't even rest as I have to follow them up and down to make sure they don't hurt or spoil something. Although they are quite well behaved.
How is my daughter inlaw doing? How is she coping with the sudden stop in breastfeeding? Hope she's handling it well?
Genny baby,your daughter is cute,can we wife her? My boys are cute too and God fearing.. And very caring,iphiey can testify
Staring kwa?! Tell me of d out of world feeling jare...hahhaahha
Delete@ Qutie My blog Sis,Wetin u buy comé from Balogun?Being à while.
Nwuye General,the one and only bae to the General. The only one who satisfies his sexual needs wihout gettinf tired. Her sexcenllency according to xoxo mystery. My blog sister,i am greeting o. How are they kids? I havent been scarce o. I have been here all week .
Deleteehen,Where this balogun gist come from make I go read am. Iphiey and bloglord asked Genny if she was back already.. That market no be here o. You would spend the whole of the day and not buy anything reasonable. People moving up and down and smelling armpit.. Before I reach that place,I dey prepare mentally and emotionally..
Life is a mystery and the give to get 100 folds happened to me yesterday. I sent 5k to someone and before the close of the day 500k was paid to my account. Fine it was money I was owed by a few people but the speed and how they all came at once surprised me.
DeleteHahahahahahhahaha
DeleteLMAO at the comments.
My sisters no be small thing oh.
That market na die!
Choi!!!
As I dey so eh, all my joints dey pain me.
Le boo has offered to massage but this baby won't let me go. Once I try to leave, she starts crying. I'm stuck with her for now, arrrgghh!
But I'm very happy. Today was indeed a success, unlike other times I will roam around the market and end up buying next to nothing. In short, it went more than I expected.
Thanks to hubby who volunteered to join me today because he doesn't want me to carry long face for him when I come back with little or nothing.
He has friends who know people inside the market so all he did was to get one of their number and the guy met us @Oando and took us around the market. The guy really tried for us.
All I had to do was to say what I want to buy and the guy will take us straight to the place.
I'm really grateful.
@ Qutie, thanks dear for the compliment. Your boy can wife her already if he is all you said, hahahaha!
I have another very cute daughter oh in case there are other suitable and available bachelors in the house.
Iphie nwa, Nwunye General, BlogLord and Jenny A, I dey hail oh.
Stella,Have sent loads of laughs from that same email n yet u dont know its me...sad......... giving my credit to someone else...
ReplyDeleteHow are you sweet...
Delete*tongue out Pinkshell...
The Don Himself!
DeleteHowdy? Being à while dude.
Ahh stella u will be very happy, check out etctera write up on Bigbrother.
ReplyDeletebros Etcetera, is just too much. by far the most intelligent Nigerian entertainer I swear. a brilliantly written piece that summarizes the baseless shows we see these days on tv. Please for our sake don’t stop writing. You are a champion of the course to take back our country from all the madness that has consumed her. May God strenghten you Etcetera and protect you for us. Amen.
Who are you? Etcetera or his publicist?
DeleteNa wa o,e be like say na crayon enuma rub eye.
ReplyDeleteWow! Wow!! Wow!!!
ReplyDeleteThe person who did me that thing tried oh. I love purple ehn! Any shade, lilac, violet, I don't care! Na so my bf start to say 'that's the funeral colour in Italy' Mtcheeeew!!!!
As I see myself there, I come dey feel funky! Ehn go JayEm, go JayEm, lol...I feel good to be part of this blog.
God bless us all.
Dear Bvs, I may sound bitter at times, i'm not sorry about it...lmao. Love me (chop knuckle) or hate me, waka pass or try to blast me (ko kan aye)! Beeeni oh! I try to give fucks, but errmm, I really have no fucks so which one I wan come give?
Stella's blog rocks! Long live SDK.
All those that went to see my photo on FB, una disappoint abi? Hehehehe! I'm a beautiful girl (bicycle blogger style).
I'm not responsible for anything I've typed today, blame it on the alcohol.
Hahahahaha
DeleteJay to d Em!
U take d verb "cray" to another level!
Hahahahaha
DeleteJay to d Em!
U take d verb "cray" to another level!
Awwww madam stellina I cant believe dis may God blesd ur good heart... d God of davion will bless u more in jesus name.... ermmm lol @ cunny man die cunny man bury am......happy birthday to all dem celebrants. ....... make I start sleep now so I can do night vigil on dis blog.....free cards things #wink
ReplyDeletePls dont be offended chick felix..but ive been meaning to ask..are u a man or a woman or both? Honestly u look like a man putting on wigs.so clarify this for me so ill know how to address u accordingly...
Delete@okwa dat igbo gal yaah I b man hope u ok now?
DeleteLmao!
DeleteOkwa da igbo girl!u no well at all,chai!!!LMAO
DeleteLmao!
DeleteHeadmasters skills backfires that really got me rolling on the floor...Chei
ReplyDeleteOmeze I tnk God say no ring on ur finger...am searchin...........
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahahahahaaha! Dar In-House picture na die...Whatvis JaEm doin in dat pic? Pls replace her with Ezemony Ukwu Sugar...G.W suppose siddon for front..hehehehehe! Stella dat ur wrapper no be for here..U no know say u be our 'mama' nah..Na u senior our papa...hahahahahahaha! Abeg make i scroll up to read d In-House News and come back with my comments.
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahahahahahahaha
DeleteChizoba u no well
Hahahhahahahahaha
Buh seriously,how can i be infront,displacing The Queen and Boss of This Blog,Her Beautiful Majesty,Linda?
Ah,ah...we suppose observé protocol n'a...
The Queen!
The Boss!
Her Dainty Excellency!
Her Royal Sexiness!
I remain Loyal Her Majesty!
Nne,idigodi Wuuuuuuuu!
Duh!
DeleteHater!
Bwahahahaha......Chizoba idikwa verrry naughty oo......
DeleteJayeEm,dont mind her jare....and btw,U look very cute up there...bBwahahahaha.......
For sex therapist, abeg KEHINDE AKE reach us. confirmed sex expert. we need no other
ReplyDeleteEnuma you are beautifulllllll. happy belated birthday darl. I think I have met you before.
shoe giver..Godbless you as you give. the black shoes are beautiful
pepper head! heheheheheheehe...shebi sex is food? ehen this sex fot lots of pepper in it. kikikikiki
buhhhhahahhahhaha @ the picture. which post gist una de gist for there? uncle 44 matter? hehehehehhe
Happy birthday to all the celebbrants.
ReplyDeleteDON are you Matthew?
ReplyDeleteshuo!!!!
Matthew ? Am not Mathew, dunno where n how Mathew came up buh that's the same email have been using to send you mails/laughs. Anyways don't worry won't Sue you for Plagiarism. Lol
DeleteLol @ d poster wit head...
ReplyDeleteDis blog has bin changin lives since 1729...Stella abeg u get younger sis make I marry?
ReplyDeleteLol! Sharpest woman Stella! That sex therapist wan use wayo get free advert, lol!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to Mimi and Omeze. Many happy returns.
Well done to all kind-hearted bvs who provide job opportunities, recharge cards and give aways.
Corper posted to ekiti hope u enjoy ur stay.
Married woman with peppered kpekus, pele o, lol!
Stella pls check ur spam box regularly to avoid missing bvs mails. Thanks you.
Copa going to ekiti Abeg don't goan dull ursef there o!
ReplyDeleteBe active while in camp so that you can be posted to ado ekiti.
If u have the liver, contest for Miss Nysc. If u win, straight to state capital.
If you can't, join the dance and drama group, or the band cds while in camp. That's straight ticket to the state capital.
Make sure ua popular o...not notorious.
Hustle for ur PPA while in camp.
And please, when their masquerade festival is holding, stay in ur house if u love ursef.
Because that thing dey use to flog people ehn...
Happy birthday to Mimi and Enuma.
To the woman chopping 'head', pele o.
It's part of the fun.
I always look forward to weekend laffs and since the advent of chronicles and in-house news, I have come to love this blog more n more. Though i have never benefited from the Richard Kards and my line had been blocked once for trying 3 different numbers (lol) Love you SDK. Keep being you. You have made a real family here, not just stories but you bring people together.
ReplyDeleteWow!! In house rocks!! I just so love u Stella! God will continue to bless u darling.
ReplyDelete@ those shoes are so beautiful. I like that coral but I don't stay in lag.
Happy BD to the celebrants. @ sdk the etisalat says incorrect pin abi na my foine?
Don God will continue to announce u
@ the bv dat danced shoki!! Hahahahah! Sowii o nne, u should ve made sure he rinsed properly na, knowing fully well dat d food was peppery! Lol
SDK that inhouse pic is so hilarious, whoeva dat did it deserves a "kiss".. eeerm! Can't rem any other news.
Corper posted to ekiti. Congrats Ekiti man don use jazz post you go him state. Next time you go dey use hot water douce your lips before you open am to Yab others. Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteYou go enjoy am for there sha, stomach infrastructure things! LOOOL
Putting my maltina and bendy straw in the fridge
ReplyDeleteand
waiting for comments.
That peppery head story is suspicious; sound like my sister. She cooked egos soup recently for her dear husband. Later that day she called to ask me the best way to wash pepper out of privates, i told her very cold water.
ReplyDeleteKay my sister and her hubby can do for Africa. They do like rabbit, doing it anywhere it holds them.
That is how she called me one day to come take her 3 kids for ice cream, as good sister i arrived and picked up the kids just as we where driving out of her street, the kids said they wanted to go to cinema. i didn't have much money to pay for cinema and buy ice cream i decided to turn back and go collect money from her. I walked in on her and her husband keeping busy on d sitting room sofa. i was embarrassed for myself and her, till date i can't look at my inlaw in the eye. She too do and she is mrs freaky no 1. After 3 kids she no wan hang boot.
Kikikikikiki! This ur comment is so hilarious!! Lol@ she no wan hang boot! Abeg left her alone joo!
DeleteHahahahaahahhaha...
DeleteHah,why should he hang boot biko nekki? Please allow her do her thing jor. So she shouldn't satisfy her self? I like her already. You self, why didn't you knock before coming in? Please relieve her of the kids anytime you are free inugo,so that she and hubby can have much time. Sex is food. The food for the soul.
DeleteU b kolo I swear. Lmao *shinesteeth*
DeleteHang boot ke!...abi na na the fire start. ....Hahaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
DeleteNa wa! How can you betray your sister like this? I couldn't do this to my sister.
DeleteYou just sound like you're jealous of her.
It's a funny rendition but errmm I just couldn't laugh at it.
@JayEm you need Jesus. You are sad sad sad! Stop trying to get fame on SDK. People like you are devils whisperer walkking to and fro looking for who to pull down to the scum of the earth where you are.
DeleteMy sister has been married for 12 years and still gets it in with her hubby. Stunting on youngins like you. I love you sis. Keep jirating your husband ooh, it is ya God given right.
Keep bringing your 'sister's stuntings' to this blog. What about your own stunting? Shift joooor! Disgrace to sisterhood!
DeleteHilarious comment.
DeleteSo enuma nwa nsukka mama runs abj is a bv lemme go nd call peeps 4 nyash openin
ReplyDeleteStella, i'm in a very sad mood today. A recent graduate of public administration, anambra state uni; was shot dead by vigilante group. They shot him twice, one on the arm and the other in the "amu" (penis). The students are rioting seriously and destroying properties. So much sadness everywhere after four years of suffering, burning midnight candle, exorbitant school fees and other miscellenous expenses. May God protect us against situations like this in jesus name. Amen.
ReplyDeleteAmen dear! RIP to d dead
DeleteIn house news rocks!!!
ReplyDeletemadam head master skills, i don laff full belle dey troway self. ave had similar xperince but my own na hand my hubby take giv me wonda bfor him evn start ooo. na so i cari standn fan face d place n raise my two legs face sky. hheee d pepper ehn no b here. lol
ReplyDelete14 shoes or 14 pairs of shoes all received on valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteFrom one man or how many?
Make una Sofry collect shoe on this blog o.
Madam pepper in the punani,
Usually, leftover pepper in the mouth makes the head sweeter keee.
Abi your husband chewed additional ata rodo?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...from 14 different men. Rotfl
DeleteHian!!
DeleteGoldscent!!
Bwahahahaha.....
Happy belated birthday Mimi and Enuma. Lol @ Headmasters skills backfires, careful next time.
ReplyDeleteANGELRAY SAID
ReplyDeleteAs usual d cards ve been used, make una fear God small for dis blog, una no get conscience.
Picture reminds me of Tales by moonlight (alo oooooo; a looooo).
ReplyDeleteCorper Ekiti, your posting to Ekiti wasn't karma; it's simply the power of the tongue in manifestation.
That's why my mom always tells me never to say/think negative about myself because I may not know when an Angel will pass and say amen.
If anyone says anything unpleasant about me, I reject it STRAIGHTAWAY!
While waiting for my call up letter, I kept telling myself I would like to serve in a bank because banking was sharking me back then. At the end of camp orientation, I was posted to a BANK! So you see, the tongue is powerful!
Happy weekend to all.
In house news is the ish now o,I don't even look forward to the weekend laughs as much as I look forward to it. God bless the shoe giver,would have booked one,but I'm a size 39 been long I received any gift from anyone. God bless every giver on this blog.
ReplyDeleteDat blog pic is epic!i like
ReplyDelete@corper,Ekiti man don consult Ifa oracle on ur behalf,lmao!
LOL.... Sdk of Life.....That wasn't the message ooo
ReplyDelete*Well, Kenechi Umeh let me sincerely apologize for the lateness of the card, that's cos the mail aunty stel sent to me was in my spam mail and i never got to see it until last week..
This N1500 mtn Recharge Card was the one i was suppose to give to CharisMatic Diva on my Birthday(26/9/2014), but from the mail CharisMatic Diva sent to SDk that was forwarded to me which i just read last week after showing appreciation, she pleaded with me to send the card to you that your comment broke her heart and she think you need it more than her... So, pls thank charisMatic Diva and not SDK BounceR....
God Bless you sweetie'm@CharisMatic Diva, you are indeed one of a kind..#MuchoLove!
#YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
*Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*
God bless u dear @sdkbouncer
DeleteAwww durl, buh d message from stella was clear nah...d correction's uncalled for, d giveaway's from u afterall!
DeleteEhrmm....**scratching my head n talking to self*** haba, how my name come enter dis Mata again lol!
**bless u too, dearie!
Heart U !!
Tnk u so much charismatic diva.may God bless and enrich u. And tnk u too sdkbouncer. I love u guys
DeleteCharismatic Diva n Sdk bouncer God bless ur hearts.
DeleteRight Back Hunay@Chick Felix#Hugs!
DeleteBwahahahaha@CharisMa'm
Its always right to give to Ceasar what belongs to ceasar....xxxxxxxxxx...........i'm no Jacob you know?*winks*LOL
Muah!
#YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
*Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*
Awwwww@viva ciara
DeleteAnd also with you hun!
#YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
*Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*
SHOE GIVER PLS IVE SENT YOU MESSAGE I HOPE YOU WILL SELECT ME FOR THE SHOE. AUNTY STELL AKEEP UP THE GUD WORK. HAPPY NEW MONTH TO ALL BLOG VISITORS.
ReplyDelete***HEALING-RAIN***
ReplyDeleteMimi, Kel,Enuma happy birthday girls.
Davion,more job openings,may your account be overloaded.
Shoe giver,may you not lack shoes in your life just like oga @ the top.
Pepper head receiver,next time keep a bottle of coconut oil handy,it does wonders.
Corper shun, best of luck may pounded yam and bush meat and palmwine no give you belle before you round up.
Sex therapist,na theory you dey do or practical? Sex therapists full dis blog already.
Make l mention names?
In house news is d bestest!!!
ReplyDeleteToday's compilation is off the hook especially the 'peppery head' lol.
God bless all givers plenty.
In house news is da bomb. Hbd to all the bvs. Stella, me too I need richard card o. Thanks Stels for helping and blessing bvs in ur own way. Sdk rocks.
ReplyDeleteHappy bday blog visitors, lol @ madam pepper vejayjay, hope the pepper is finally out. Have a wonderful day y'all! #OneLove#
ReplyDeleteThe picture reminded me of TALES BY MOONLIGHT......an NTA programme that shows every Sunday by 6;00pm-6;30pm....I loved it!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHA @ pepper in the vjayjay ... kai!...sdkers!...AHAHA
Happy birthday to all celebrants.
Blessings to all givers.
And thanks Stella for your kindness.
In house news rocks..av bin a silent viewer for a looooong time..comparing sdk nd lib,abeg i was wasting my time on lib..nw am a permant sdker,lol..u rock stella..kip up d gud work..nd am using my real name in my google acc..aint afraid of a lil critisizm
ReplyDeleteShattap there! We don't do comparisons here. Everybody dey hin lane. Meanwhile,u are among those that dropped over a 100 comment there hussling for 20k. Ass-licker!
DeleteLib all she does is to root pictures from IG then post. Kim K this,Rihanna that lmao she's so lucky that she came before stella and main looking at things stella will take over in years to come. The only thing is stella should add a little celebrity news and and gossip because that's what she's know for. Stella take my advice.
DeleteI hv gone into full blown depression if I hear that another stupid wants to mk d same mistake like me,running away n destroying ur boos stuff just cos he hit u,i wuld so discourage her, the best thing to do is walk away for good, if not na craze u go dey craze when the boy leave u go marry another u no go fit bear am, lol now this is semi madness for real,didnt even realise I was writing in pidgin, anyway there's God oh all this pain sadness depression regret hv bn feeling since he left, abi na only me waka come.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday bv Enuma! As for d name Omeze, Na blog spirit cos I couldn't remember seeing ......
ReplyDeleteLolest @d bv picha hehehe!
In house news rock
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to Omoze and Mimi
Had a good laugh with the in house news photo ... See where aunty stella and her pikins dry do Tafia.
God bless all the givers o
That pepper story no b here, kpele madam... Aunty Stellastisis u also did not post my birthday mail on september 25. But now I know probably u didnt get it or see it. Ur blog is still d best! #Precious Ibik
ReplyDeleteThe email of the give away shoe lady is wrong.keeps bouncing back.
ReplyDeleteEnuma ezeabogu so u dey waka cum dis blog?hw is ur lesbian frnd cynthia?I heard she nw house ashewo girls in her house collectin daily house rent 4rm dem.u hv upgraded ur runs 2 abj afta fuckin all d men in enugu.
ReplyDeleteAkunakuna oshi
Choi! Fear God ooo anon
DeleteChoi,choi
DeleteIn house be rocking since 1809.
See gist o
Okay o
Lemme still wait for more
Stella,never you stop in-house news biko. This is issh
Stella dimoko korkus, do not take down this post. I use my old pa-ents beg do not. Ama sleep on this post tonight for Enuma's yansh opening. I'll do selfie sunday service tomorrow. Buhahahahah.
DeleteHahahahaha...i had a good laugh at this in house picture.Whoever came up with this is so creative. I have not been commenting too well these days,work no gree me joor. I just read and entertain myself with all the "gist" on this blog. but for this pix,i just had to drop this comment...lol. Now,let me go and read the news itself *still laughing*
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...i had a good laugh at this in house picture.Whoever came up with this is so creative. I have not been commenting too well these days,work no gree me joor. I just read and entertain myself with all the "gist" on this blog. but for this pix,i just had to drop this comment...lol. Now,let me go and read the news itself *still laughing*
ReplyDeleteHBD. People just looking for free advert anyhow..Shuuu.
ReplyDeleteYeaaaaaahhhh. My google account is back. Luv ciara stay clear oo. JayEm...y u dey lie say you dey Australia nau, nur be you come clinic today(UBTH) with one Uniben chick wey get accident? Lol...dnt mind me. Bt I saw someone who looks like your kindda comments. Buhahahahah..akproko me nau I almost asked her if she's an sdk.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteSomeone that looks like her kinda comments..
Please explain
Expansiate
Shed more light
Lol Qutie...you know that forming some gurls do when they see anoda babe who seems to intimidate them. Hian..this babe was jumping from one story to anoda(nobody dey ask oo). A fren n coliq of mine just brought out her fone to answer call(iphone 5) and Jayem lookalike was like..I like ur crested iphone, I almost got it as a gift last two months bt I'd prefer a samsung(meanwhile na that Samsung wey be double sim she been carry oo). Next I heard was someone else promised me a galaxy bt he said I'll have to visit him in dubai. Buhahahahah...my mind register JayEm asap. What annoyed me was she didn't allow the sick fren rest sef, be saying ' gf pls get well oo I can't travel to dubai all by myself, you hve to get well soon cos J.J's party is next weekend, enuf champagne bla bla bla. JayEm nur vex oo, na Qutie ask me kweshun.
DeleteBtw...JayEm be my pal incase I run into you again you know. Lmao
DeleteKeep seeing me in Uniben/Ubth oh!!!
DeleteYou people must fake gist to get relevant abi? Mtcheeeew!!!
Park! Vivaca pull over, with that your aproko wey no gel.
Haha hahaha babe free my jayem oooo lol u too funny.
DeleteJayEm sweet...thers no need tryna get relevant where you are nt even known. On a gossip blog??? Smh! Most of us have better dreams and ambitions biko. It's a gossip blog dorl...Duh!
DeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSee My face oooo.....very Strong face..hahaha
It's My First Daughter's Birthday...she turns 6 today....
I pray that the good God continues to keep,protect and guide her...Amen.
She is an amazing daughter,Beautiful inside out...very thoughtful,kind,generous and loving.
May God bless U Maama.We r Sooo proud of u.Remain d Blessing Darling!
Howdy My Blog Fam?
Happy All Saints Day!
Happy BD Angel... U will grow into a blessing to ur family and ur generation! Amen. #blow her kiss for me#
DeleteAwwwww! Happy happy birthday to ur princess....I wish her God's favour, love protection, Blessing n every other gifts dat comes from God....she's indeed beauty-Full
DeleteHahahaha it was ur ur name dat made mi zoom dat blog picha lol!
Awww
DeleteHappy birthday to your daughter
May the good Lord bless and put her above her equals
May she be favoured on every ramification of her life
May she bring joy to you,her Daddy and siblings
Happy birthday Adaku,Adora,AdAdioranma,Adanne,Adanna..
HBD to ur baby girl. God bless her always. In hs news rocks.
DeleteHappy birthday to your daughter. More years of celebrations!
DeleteHappy birthday to lil angel..... God bless her new age.....oya wey d cake @GW?
DeleteHBD to ur daughter. May the Good Lord continue bless nd protect her.
DeleteHappy birthday to your princess Adorable! !...she blessed and highly favoured by God.
DeleteHappy birthday to your daughter...
DeleteShe is so pretty..
Should we send applications??..
....awww...happy birthday to Ur sweet angel as she turns 6,may she be a blessing to U and Ur family. Amen!!!
DeleteAwwww,thanks ma People! God bless U guys too!
DeleteChick Félix,cake dey o.buh na how to Send am.
Delete@ The Queen,Nne Dalu so...
No need for applications jare..
I have accepted d proposal on My daughter's behalf...Lol
You and I Will Make nice in-laws u know.
Chai, aunty Stella..you missed my birthday post too o..didn't want to send you a mail but since MiMi said it, I thought I should too. Mine was 27th October.. I tot perhaps i didnt structure the message well.I hoped to send cards along with it but I got paid yesterday and lost my ATM dat same day..O well, issorai..I thank God for life, family, friends and SDK blog where av learnt, laffed and also cried. Happy New month guys.. Ify..
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday!
DeleteHope u had fun @ mz_zee???
DeleteSdk God blesa you for putting smiles on sdkers. Bigger you I pray.
ReplyDeleteWow,In-house news be making mad sense!!! Where do I start sef,ok,here's wishing Mimi and Omeze the best bday ever!!! D BV going to Ekiti,you shall be highly favoured,and the wife that got peppery head,chai...sorry o lmao.Ehen,shoe giver,bless your generous heart,and I'm interested in the red peep toe.Hehehe.Stells of life,how are you?
ReplyDeleteThx to all the givers..those shows are beautiful, just not my size.
ReplyDeletestella ...you are AMAZING
Stella this is kelechi umeh I am going to inbox u nw. S dk bouncer u shall neva lack, ur pocket shallnnever dry ijn.God shall replenish u according to his riches in glory. Aunty stella tnk uvery much
ReplyDeleteYou deserve lots better sweety@Kene
DeleteMay the Good Lord who has Blessed me Locate you Asap and cause you to smile permanently.. Don't worry, we are in this together already, the devil has no choice than finding its place in the bottomless pit.. Yes!...Cheers pie
Love ya right back my Cheerie Birthday Mate#E-hugs!
#YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
*Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*
God bless u sdk bouncer. Tnk u very much
ReplyDeleteJayem be feeling her self now!!!!anyways its good!!u go girl!!!!sdk princess
ReplyDeleteHehehhehehehe!
DeleteHbd to all the celebrants
ReplyDeleteMadam that gave her husby pepper
Sorry oh I can't stop laughing
Congrates to those who re making it through this blog
God bless those who re patronising
God bless the middle woman
Enuma is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteDamn! Those shoes aren't bad at all and in my size too. Well I wish whoever gets it happy rocking. I only accept gifts from close family and friends.
Because am happy!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBecause am happy!!!!!
ReplyDelete@stella why you dey complain at least you fine for the picture . Lol.
ReplyDeleteStella Abeg don't swallow this comment. I'm in abuja and bored out of. My mind. I'm a 26year old single girl. Please what can I do during weekends apart from cinema. The boredom No be here. BVs please help
ReplyDeleteomo aee yansh opening.
ReplyDeleteLinda Nwunye Eze!!! youdontmeanit?
heeeeooooowwww!
Enuma come and defend yasef o!
Nwuye General, happy birthday to ma sweet cutie pie. may she grow and be the best amongst her peers.
charismatic Diva, I sight u. fear no let me send kisses for you to chop. Nwuye G is here.
our affair is coded. kikikiki
Hahahahaha
DeleteNne na wah o...i Send u small mémo to leave Charismatic alone for me and SDK Bouncer carry him own waka come....
She come boldly write am sef...SDK Bouncer loves Charismatic Nwa...
Fear no Let me Send her small mémo....dis one she be bouncer....Hehehehe
Thanks for d best wisbes for ma daughter..God bless U too Boo.
Hahaha @ Bloggy n Oriaku General! Sorry o, I didn't sha see d Memo u wrote to Bloggy lol...n had to scroll up to see SDKBcer's after readin it here. Choi, biko blame it on stella wey de load comment in d midnite Lol
Delete**
**love u right bak @ Bcer**
Erhmm..when it comes to Bloggy mata, I tread wit caution b4 Wide eye go tek big grammar disjoint my joint hehehe!
Hope ur girl had fun yestie@ Gw?
Wish I was size 41.
ReplyDeleteHbd to d celebrants.
Dat in house pix is very foine. Hahaha
Ah ahn naa na wa u guys we should'nt do this naa , let's not sit n just call ppl out just cos we can.Sometimes ,the less we speak its better.Enuma was my Roommate for 4yrs and my one time bestfriend but id never come and rubbish her on a blog just cos i can .No its not abt being VOLTRON ,its abt knowing somethings should be kept off the hearing of people.Now everyone knows what most of us said: how fair is this?No one should come and insult me cos i am not Enuma but let those who have never sinned cast the first stone.N before you tell me i'm talking cos i probably did runs with her,u will be wrong because U don't do what people do just cos u r friends.
ReplyDeleteWhat is thid one saying?.. you just confirmed the authenticity of the accusations
DeleteI hate it wen ppl use d 'cast d 1st stone' line to justify wrong-doings. So,uv now confirmed she's a runs girl abi?...u r a 'friend' indeed...who needs an enemy wen dia r friends like u
DeleteThe head master thing really got me laffing, kia una no go kill person for this house. SDK rocks since 1691
ReplyDeleteAbeg I go comment 2moro coz m soooo high nw
ReplyDelete~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~
TGW. Happy birthday to your girl.
ReplyDeleteDs Jayem is just a piece of shit. Never says anything sensible. Idiotic smbody full of hate. It's me, Your Foe on SDK.
ReplyDeleteDs Jayem is just a piece of shit. Never says anything sensible. Idiotic smbody full of hate. It's me, Your Foe on SDK.
ReplyDelete