In House News On Friday.

In house News is like that rice they sell at Ghana high..choi!!

I just imagine the soft pomo,giant sized fried fish,assorted meat and dodo,plus that jollof rice and the washing it down with a chilled glass of cola on the rocks *eyes closed and chewing*

LMAOOOO

BLOG VISITOR SEXYBOOCALHER THROW BACK PIC...LMAO

This is our lovely blog visitor sexyboocalher on her birthday November 6,2013.
she used to be known as Toluwalasesboo or so.lol.
funniest pic ever from a blog visitor...the post from last year got 232 comments.
#ThrowbackFriday


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MEMO TO ANONYMOUS COMMENTER

Hello Stella,

Hope you are doing fine. God's blessings for working the talk so far as far being a good neighbour is concerned.

Please, I would like to reach "Anonymous Nov 5, 2014 2:12pm" from the subject post. How possible could this be?

Just when you think you have problems, you hear people's story & see that surviving for some persons is a 'hyper-daily' miracle.

THE COMMENTER WE ARE LOOKING FOR DROPPED THIS COMMENT on the ''Rant all you want'' post

Anonymous said...

hmmm,a mother of 4 kids no work,no income ,my kids re stranded,no food,landlord dey my neck,after 4month of hubby running away ,he finally came back with only 3g,wat an irony.if not that suicide is a sin ,it would have been d best option,i don beg tire,even a little capital like 10g let me use in a petty trading in front of my home i dnt have,hmmm,God of Abraham,God of moses,God of SDk ,do not forsake me,am still hoping...''

please if you dropped this comment contact me and be ready to provide proof

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FIVE FREE SLOTS FOR BENIN BLOG VISITORS IN MY SIGNATURE SALON AND SPA

Good morning Aunty Stella, this is for Benin Blog visitors my friend owns a beauty salon and want to train people free of charge in giving back to people in Benin and I asked her to give me some slot to assist people who want to get busy and learn, so she said 5 slots for SDK BV's kindly send an email to Erubuojoniko@yahoo.com of My signature saloon and spa Suite 19b vegetable market airport road Benin city or call 08037323930. She say it will run for 6 months to one year. Thanks Stella for all your help. 
Dudubynature 

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MEMO TO BLOG VISITORS SENDING IN CVS OR CALLING IN FOR
JOBS.

Please it has come to my notice that some people on this blog apply for others and do not tell them where they got the job openings from.someone interviewed some people and asked them where they got the info from and all ten of them could not say and told that their family members had applied for them none of them got the job because they did not mention they got it from Stella's blog which was what the Employer wanted to hear.Most of these job openings is specifically for blog visitors so if you are helping someone make sure you let them know that job opening is from Stella's blog.I don't care who gets the job as long as you have the right info to present your case.
Most of these jobs are also being offered from blog visitor to blog visitor so if you are asked and you cannot even say where you got the application info from do not blame me if you are rejected.please note if you are applying on someones behalf....thank you.

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JOB OPENINGS FOR BLOG VISITORS

Good evening Stella,

I have two job openings for my fellow SDKers...

1. A reputable Packaging and Printing Company is looking to hire experienced marketing staff. Prospective Candidates Must have a minimum of 3 years experience in the same industry.  Good command of English,  Presentation skills and a can-do spirit is also key. The job comes with a marketing vehicle and remuneration is quite attractive. 

2. One of the fastest-growing importers of choice wines and other beverages is hiring agressive marketing staff. Candidates must have at least 1 year experience on sales. Good knowledge of Lagos environment is important and ability to drive will be an added advantage. Remuneration is very competitive with lots of incentives for performance. 

Interested qualified persons should send their CVs to: healthways.organogold@gmail.com 

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 AKWA IBOM BLOG VISITOR CORPER UPDATE

Hi Stella,thank you for listening to me when there was no one to talk

to.Well,I got to Akwa-ibom in one piece,that journey was the longest

journey of my life.Sincerely,its very nice here and the environment is

quite clean.The major problem I have is that most corpers here can

touch for africa,if they want to ask a question,they will touch

you;they want to apologise,they will touch you.And yes,the food is so

over-hyped *rolling eyes* and the indigenes working here in camp are

even more strict than the soldiers (their things cost,no be small).I

hate to wake up 3am and only get to rest by 8am (so crazy).I made a

new friend (Wura),she is very nice and is the only thing keeping me

sane in this camp.I miss my family and my boyfriend so much,I wish he

was posted to Akwa Ibom and I can't wait for this 3 wks to be over so

that I can see everyone. Although I don't gt 2 read SDK all the time,I

think about this blog all the time,  always what crazy stuff is going

on.

*LOL..you will be fine.


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BLOG VISITOR AND SOLDIER BROUHAHA TODAY...NA WAH

As I enter eko hotel roundabout on my way to work, from oshodi yesterday morning, Most times Na all dis soldier go use their bus carry us, And the usual fee is 150 naira.the agbero no call price o and if the bus don full the soldier go give the agbero 100 naira for the service and the agbero will call passengers for another bus.
As we start the journey reach yaba, Na him the driver talk say money Na N200 naira, Na him everybody shout on top him head forgetting say Na soldier.Na him the guy vex say bloody civilian raise voice on top him head, say anybody wey no pay am N200 naira him go deal with am.

Adults, young girls wey dey go work full the bus, na him everybody gather 150 each to give the driver, me dey contemplate on just paying him N200 nairaNa him dem gather the money talk say make I give am since am sitting behind the driver's seat, i no look them twice I bone face, say Na me him go use do scape goat if I try hand am the money, but someone else had to give him the cash
Na him the guy pack the bus and return the money talk say all of us must line up and pay him the 200 naira
Say anybody wey no say him get two heads make him give am 150
Na one good Samaritan Wey dey near the driver come complete the money, Good woman, probably a mother that works and earns big, Na she save us. I didnt even get to thank her, may God bless her

Na so I for just upload my picture with a swollen face on top social media, and probably Punch newspaper might tell my story, of how active the Nigerian soldiers are quick to deal with civilians but develop cold feet when dey hear sambisa forest.

you for just take style snap am send me the picture.so he left his work to turn commercial driver?that is damn wrong!

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FATHER FIGURE WANTED FOR THIS BROKEN STUDENT

heloo Aunt Stella.I know this might really sound wild and stupid in

your ears..But you wouldnt know what Im talking about until you walk

in my shoes.I lost my dad 2 years ago(I can produce the death certificate) in UCH after spending almost all his savings..He went through a brain surgery.

I am in obafemi Awolowo university studying nursing..Which is very demanding.My mum's health is nothing to write home about..I need a father who can relieve me of these financial burdens and problems and I promise and swear on my fathers grave i will be there for the proposed dad whenever he needs me..I wouldnt abandon him for any reason..Stella please help me post this..I beg of you...BEFORE I TYPED THIS I HAVE ACTUALLY TRIED TAKING MY LIFE...Life aint easy at all.

You are very stupid for considering suicide as a way out.forgive me for calling you stupid but it is what it is...you still have a mother and killing yourself will kill her,did you think of that?My father was so broke by the time i was in Uniben that i practically went for days without food and nobdy knew it was that bad because i always had a beautiful smile and was always laughing,i never thought about suicide,I only told myself i WILL NEVER FAIL OR BECOME ANYBODYS FOOTMAT.

Please anyone who wants to help this young woman relieved of financial burden can contact her on her gmail address which is thompsonshadie@gmail.com
I am not mandating anyone to help her,just those motivated to.She needs a father figure in her life,if you are a responsible financially stable man with the fear of God and you will not attempt to abuse her sexually because of the help you will render her then please contact her and watch God move in your life.
If you have also only words of encouragement,please contact her.



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BLOG VISITOR AMEBO MISTRESS SAYS.....

Hi Stella, 

Na me, amebomistress o, I have gotten two BVS for the Da viva give away. They will pick them from my office this afternoon, gotten in touch with them already. They are : 

Onyiloha Ezindu and Pretty Pee

 Thanks for allowing me give through your blog and thanks to the BVS for the good wishes. 

Regards

Amebomistress.

LMAO...Amebo mebo!

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BLOG VISITOR FINDS MISSING ORGASM!

Hmmmm Stella my love, how are you? I have a confession to make here. There is a good side and a bad side to it. The bad is that I am addicted to porn now. I need deliverance but before then, here is the good news: I have found my missing orgasm!!! Na wetin!!! I Don dey wonder through many years of nacking whether I dey normal? All these GW and Co come dey make me fuck in all positions because I say by fire by force, me sef wan die put on top the matter. So a dear friend asked me to Google one site like this and relax n enjoy. My first experience was a bit funny but by like the 3rd Stella, after some *you know what* na explosion I take enter Cloud 9!!!! Omo, my nerves have never been calmer. I slept like a baby. My clitoris go soon catch fire now. At 35!! I can't thank my homegirl enough. Also, now it's unbelievable, my hubby makes me come too. I am bolder, it's like it's a new me. I tell him what I want cos before it felt like a ritual although na the ritual I take born my two kids o! he even says I'm different as in eh, he calls me up during the day to discuss our next session. We look forward to lovemaking so much. My veejayay go come be like waterworks station! Chai, all these men so na wetin im dey find since. Sometimes when I can't reach an orgasm, I play a scene from my fav porn movie in my head n Bingo!! Abeg I know all these preachers will come now and say is it food this one I am excited like this but for now guys, I'm a kid in a fucking candy store and I'm loving every flavour!! Thank u to my sdk family for making me think hard and ponder on ways to get my Groove on.

LMAO...there are so many crazy people visiting this blog.Madam thank goodness you found your missing orgasm,i don laugh taya!

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THANK YOU FOR THESE SHOES...THEY ARE ABOUT TO PAINT TOWN RED

Hi Stella,Please help me Thank the BV that gave out shoes last week, I picked mine

 up last night and am so rocking it this weekend. Thanx and God bless you.

Cheers,

Boobytrap

LMAO

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WEB DEVELOPER WANTED IN ABUJA

Hi Stella,

You have really done a good job with your blog, Let me share this with your BV’s.

 A blog visitor might need this opportunity. A web developer with knowledge of mobile application development is urgently needed for an entry level position @ i-Global Limited, we are located at CBD, Abuja.

 Interested applicants should send CV to info@i-globalng.com ASAP.

 Applicant must be self motivated and have good ICT orientation and general skills, No Tertiary education needed but must be able to learn and comprehend fast.

 Thank you.

 Sincerely...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR TOLAFIZZLE

A beautiful morning to you dear,i just started commenting on your blog with the ID Tosin Akande. i want to use this opportunity to wish my beautiful, intelligent and smart sis (Tolafizzle) a Happy Birthday today. she is an ardent reader and follower of your blog, she is one of those that refreshes every 30mins..lol and i got introduced to this blog by her. fellow and kind hearted BVs,lol,please help me celebrate her.*kisses*. God bless SDK Blog!!!