Potato as a contraceptive? OMG OMG OMG!!!
The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week.
The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.
“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.
After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts.
When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina.
The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.
Carolina Rojas, the attending nurse, pointed the finger of blame at the woman´s mother for giving her daughter such bad advice in terms of contraception methods available.
A recent campaign by Colombia’s Family Welfare Institute aimed at reducing the high levels of teenage pregnancy in Colombia stated that young people’s general rejection of conventional contraception methods, such as condoms and contraceptive pills, coupled with a macho society which often saw girls pressured into having unsafe sex, contributed to a high level of unwanted teenage pregnancies.
The fact that a 22 year old women was no naive as to believe that a potato was an appropriate and safe method of contraception shows a concerning lack of education for young people as to the options available for them when they become sexually active.
Sexual education became obligatory across Colombia in the 1990s in the hope that young people would discuss any queries or concerns and have a safe place to discuss what was perceived as a social taboo – talking about sex.culled
*Some people are unbelievable!....so she didn't see the roots emerging and needed a doctor to tell her?That's how some ladies will have stench emanating from this veejayjay but pretend it ain't theirs..lol
WTF!!!!!! POTATO????!!!!...
ReplyDeletePotato Plantation Punani.....
DeleteGrosssssssssssss...
DeleteYuck!!!!!!!!!
#Hot Ice.
LMAO! Yomslaw has come again. Which one is potato plantation??
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O ti e da be. Crazy lot
ReplyDeleteOga o, nothing wey i.no go hear.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha..she should have inserted a big tuber of yam na..mstewwww
ReplyDeleteLolz u get badt mouth
Deletelmao...... speechless..
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WTF!!!!!! Her mum should be beheaded!!!! Choi... Her vjay-jay tho...(loamy soil tinz) hehehe!
ReplyDeleteUr comment got me laughing!
DeleteLmao...latoya u be case. And ur reply to that anon asking wat u r doing abt ur weight. #epic in stella's voice.
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Hian!..
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing I won't read..
Na wah ohh.
Women in the house. ..please what time of contraception is good for a long time. I want to stop taking this 3months injection because it's giving me tummy and no period. Thanks
ReplyDeleteYou must be stupid.... Is this a hospital? U carry serious problems and bring to s blog instead of going to the hospital.... U can try the potatoes it might be good for you.... Mschweeeeeeew
DeleteAnon 5:42 must U insult her to make ur point??? Get over urself pleeeasse!
DeleteYou can use iucd.. it give less side effects
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Deleteanony 5:42 loose cannon
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ReplyDeleteSome people are unbelievably stupid! @ 22 you don't know what to do to prevent yourself from getting pregnant but you can fuck? Haba!
ReplyDeleteAnd we say we have issues in Naija...
ReplyDelete!!omu Iya dun!!
I was visualising while reading, ewwwwww!
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ReplyDeleteHmmn I blame the mother. Again I think not having enough money is anoda factor. Even when u know what to do, if u don't have money to do it nko?
ReplyDeleteAfterall, sex is not food.
DeleteHmmm.... Lwkmd.. Vegetable garden
ReplyDeleteLmao. I think a tuber of new yam woulda been more effective.
ReplyDelete* tasha barbie *
Lol @pretend it ain't theirs. Stella-a!
ReplyDeleteThings r really happening, d girl's mum 4 that matter.
Nothing I will not hear, potatoes inside vagina kwa? ..deris God ooo
ReplyDeleteBlood of jesus!
ReplyDeleteThis is beyond belief!!!!
ReplyDeleteWetin person no go hear bikonu
ReplyDeleteThe potatoe cheap pass condom? Mama of death.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm Stella:breaking news!ur friend and colleague LIB is in trouble o,pray for her!heard on hip TV news dat she's been dragged to court by google in conjunction with another blogger on charges of copyright and plagiarism!
ReplyDeleteThey just wan frustrate the lady ni,eyaa,but I blame her,the showoff from her lately is too much and it's bad!pple would only want to pull u down,whispering:'shei u get money?come and save urself bitch'*as the african adage goes;'white fowl wey too show himself,na him herbalist go use for ritual'!the world is evil and pple are too envious!Linda stop showing off all ur blogging acquired wealth to the world!hope u learn from this scandal.well,may God see u thru.
No o. Let her continue.
DeleteHer frenemies keep encouraging her to flaunt it because she suffered well to get here.
Meanwhile being dragged to court is no biggie. It's expected in her line of business. Worst case scenario, she will pay for the infringement.
During my search on the Indimi story, I realised we must have up to a million bloggers in Naija. With 99% copying and pasting from 1%! How about Stella, Linda and others in the 1% start suing the thieves?
@queen bee I saw dt too, she is in a big mess dis tym I pray she wins though but dts none of stella's bizness no need bringing it here.
DeleteKeep your fake sympathy to yourself stupid amebo.... Bringing her gist here has obviously earned u some money from Stella.....na her money make she show off....anyone who digs a pit for another person for no reason falls in themselves
DeleteAnon 5:50 She dug her own pit. She lost the concept of blogging and decided she wanted to become one of the celebrities she blogs about. She wanted the limelight, she gave it to herself and now the Big Dog has come knocking. She's on Google's platform, she can't be that stupid to think they don't have terms and conditions for using their platform. She made it about herself... Look closely, Stella has built a community and created her own content; inhouse news, narratives, sat/sunday jokes and more. BellaNaija moved to their own platform and became an online magazine, developing their own content. LIB is busy doing snatch and grab just to win most active blogger. what respectable brand wants to be associated with someone who is inundated with law suits and no corporate or commercial legal direction? Publicizing that Range Rover, as beautiful as it is, is her undoing... Now, let me ask you. What car does Stella drive? You don't know right? Of course you don't, you're not supposed to.
DeleteThe mother was probably joking and didn't realise she had an imbecile for a daughter.
ReplyDeleteThe same thing I was thinking as I read. She was just been sarcastic but her daughter believed her!
DeleteExactly! Just the way African mums normally answer questions. They give odd answers and the girl was too dumb to av realized d mum was kidding.
DeleteMaybe they told her to eat potatoes.
ReplyDeleteDumb people everywhere.
Make she carry yam and put there.
XOXO MYSTERY
Hei unbelievable!potato germinating inside someone's veejayjay oriegwu!What an advice 4rm her mum,she wud av destroyed her daughter herself wit her quack lecture,onye nkuzi odeakpu like her lol
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Potato inside her veejay... Lol how ridiculous. Carrot ni fit enta mine own sef. *rme* was she nt washing her veejay all ds while? Dt place must b stinking n for potato t b abl t enta she aint a virgin cos her veejay mst b so wide bt why dint her mum instill good morals in her instead of misleading her on hw to prevent pregnancy. Wt ds incident she is nt gonna believ woteva her mum tells her again. Mothers shud learn t pass d right info..@ 22 d so called lady aint a kid anymore.
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ReplyDeleteHaba ,person fit farm for toh***I here by recommend cocoyam to you women cheating on your husband.insert it,into ur toh***.
ReplyDeleteShe for put pineapple. Ewu.
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ReplyDeletewhy she no put cocoyam inside?
ReplyDeleteUughh dis is disgusting. ..
ReplyDeleteDis girl is crazy oo..*pukes*
To think the potatoe germinated? Sigh.
ReplyDeletesorry to say but Linda ikeji deserves it and i know u linda ikeji would get this message cos u read ds blog, when ppl advice u, u refuse to publish their comments, except for d ones encouraging u to be foolish, u go buy cheap shoe, u go announce d price, u go buy car, u go give details, u go wear cheap dress, we no go hia word, the worst part is how dirty and cheap u still look with all that, u never look polished, u really need a stylist or life coach on confidence and self worth, poverty is not a crime but refusing to outgrow it, na die......any curse at me shall go back to ur heads one million folds, while i'm not broke, i'm contented and will NEVER be envious of ur success cos God has blessed me so much and is still blessing me, u never see Adenuga or Dangote's children, who have much more than u would ever have, u never see them show off! SDK pls post this
ReplyDeleteLmao nothing we no go hear for this world
ReplyDeleteabeg dey shud free linda..u cnt monopolize info...dis lady has wrkd hrd to gt to whr she is.....let d pesn suing go n wrk instd of ripping odas off......linda sef b a silent big grl.must u mak noise lyk dat mad blogger....may God c her thru...........JENNY
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This is damn funny abeg!!! Potato kwa??? Smh...@ age 22,a young gal shldnt be convinced abt some weird tins like using potato as a contraceptive...oriegwu oooo
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as in potato? what a mother!
ReplyDeleteBad condition! Pls u guys should leave Linda alone ooo, Stella post my comment oo
ReplyDeleteHaters. ..this is Sdk blog
ReplyDeleteIf you have any advice for any blogger...go to her blog.
Stop brewing hate and confusion here.
That Indimi's story...gistreel copied and pasted stella's stories and comments too. ..why didn't stella sue them?
If you go about sueing people, that shows you are so poor that you need a bit of their handouts to survive.
Though I am not in support of plagiarism.
Look at how stella is excelling. ..animosity and hatred brings people down fast.
Stella...Don't allow these confusionist stir up their bitterness in your blog.
Let it go.
No matter how much mouth you think she makes, she gives back to the society. Most of you will sneak in there and take the money, then come here to curse her.
You that is self acclaimed humble...how many have you given out?
Do you think humility means having your shoulders bowed, being timid and shy with tight fisted hands.
What you call humility is actually pride.
When she boast, she boast of where God has brought her from and is taking her to.
She encourages young girls that you can make it on your own without spreading your legs ...in your hatred for her, you completely forgot her message.
Stella's blog has a different content
She makes you laugh, encourages you, brings tears to your eyes and her blog keeps it real.
She teaches you that no matter what you have done or being through, you can make it.
She gives out so much to people
She is excelling so fast.
Stella is doing so well, she doesn't need the wahala that you want to cause.
XOXO MYSTERY
Gbam!
DeleteSo becos It's LIB,bringing the jist here transcends to wahala madam Xoxo mystery?but it's ok to bring other pple story here and una go dissect their matter like suya abi#rme#why are u biased on this one?i accord u a lot of love and respect thru ur comments,but I beg u to let a spade be called a spade!no one is broke and hungry(well let me speak for myself)i am not!and I don't hide under anonymous to get freebies or lickass cos am equally as blessed as she is!but to tell u d secret,i encourage younger ones to strife by being an example thru changing their lives and not flaunting and bragging abt all iv got,infact somee of my close friends and even family don't know a lot I have achieved so I will not trigger envy,whether u like it or not dats d human nature for u!and btw d fact one does not come on blog to share money and recharge card,doesnt mean I can't or don't do charity!giving is life,i know dat secret,and fortunately i came out with that virtue from my mother's womb!u know how many school fees I dey pay for pple wey I no know?lol!my sister leave matter and don't make a mountain out of a mole hill!my love still goes out to Linda by telling her d truth,only if she go barr me from her blog!..and pls leave Stella out of this!she doesn't influence what pple write as comments!
DeleteStella,try and post this comment oo,i don use God beg u!ah!
@queen bee don't die of envy, it's all over u. Leave LIB alone
Delete@Anonymous..5.49am,dis is d best comment eva...!!!..u'v said it all
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