Tuesday In House News.

Hahahahahahhahaha,I am sorry i haven't stopped laughing at Today's compilation of in house news.I know some of you are quiet or post as Anonymous but we have the funniest Blog visitors here.

Thanks to all blog visitors,you all make my day with your funny comments.

Image thanks to admin@nigeriabestjobs.com 

''Stellalina! 

I sent you an email last month which happens to be one of the first three chronicle you posted on your blog on the 18th of September."WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIBLING RIVALRY TURNS INTO ADULT ENVY" ?

I really appreciate few blog visitors advice/wise comments especially Nki,  sleekreek,  Jenny cherish, Ada Onyema, they are one of the few people I truly appreciate their comments, and may God continue to give you a mouth and wisdom for every situation you encounter. I'm now in the States and i am truly happy i was able to bring my two sisters together,we all had dinner together this past Saturday. 

Thank you very Stella,what else can I do without your blog!!!  Ich liebe dich wie eine Schwester.. I truly do ooo.

*Dankeschon,was soll ich sagen? Ich freue mich sehr das du eine losung gefunden habe.viel gluck weiter! *side eyes at other blog visitors*


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Hi Stella,

Trust your day has been good.

My company is currently recruiting for the Post of a Driver. Candidate should possess these requirements;

• Completion of Secondary School is required.
• A minimum of 3 years’ experience driving a motor vehicle is required. 
• Excellent brawl edge of different areas in Lagos is required.
• Valid Nigerian Driver’s license is required.
• Excellent Communication skills are required.
• Experience of working in a conflict environment is a plus.
• Good working knowledge of English is required.

Location: Lagos, Victoria Island

Application Closing Date

24th October, 2014

Method of Application 

Interested applicants for this position MUST submit the following:

• A currant resume or curriculum vitae (CV), listing off job responsibilities;
• A cover letter.

  Salary: 50,000

Please Submit Applications to: bee.adebola@yahoo.com

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WIDOW PREGNANT WITH TWINS DON BORN OH

You all remember the widow that was pregnant with twins that many of you contacted and sent monies to for baby stuff? she sent ya'all this mail yesterday.

''Hi Stella

Join me in celebrating the arrival of my twins!!! They came on Friday 17 of October...A boy and girl..

My Lil Princess is a bit strong that's why i can't share their pics now. Help me in thanking God and to all blog visitors for their immense help and beautiful prayers. Thanks Stella and Congratulations on your award''.

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APPRECIATION

Stella,I using this medium to say a thanks to you and the blog visitor who posted the PMF skill acquisition. I was accepted for the training and i have started classes on fashion and designing..I am so grateful for this opportunity because i have always been interested in the fashion industry so this is a good start off. I am a regular blog visitor though i don't comment often but no day passes by without me visiting your/our blog.I am addicted... My blog name is starlight.........................................

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EDITORS WANTED!

A new online publication urgently requires the services of editors, who have proven experience as editors in an online environment, excellent judgement on story selection, proven management skills and be decisive and comfortable leading a team.

Can you spot the errors in a piece of prose, then standardise and adjust the text, so that even a novice writer looks like a seasoned and polished author. Then, join our team.

Your responsibilities will typically include:

• writing, editing, planning, fact-checking and research tasks;
• ensuring publishable articles that are devoid of errors of grammar, punctuation and context
• generating ideas for features with editor-in-chief and writing staff;
• fact-checking information after an article is written and before it is uploaded;
• commissioning articles from freelance and in-house writers;
• organising meetings with writers and artists to discuss ideas for artwork, layout and features;
• understanding and complying with media law and industry ethical guidelines;
• sending out briefs to writers, which can include word count, deadline, fee and writing style;
• raising the profile of the online publication;
• assisting other staff to meet their deadlines; 

Our ideal candidates must have the following qualifications:

·       Proven writing skills with an eye for details

·      Profound and interactive knowledge of Nigeria’s political and socio-economic environment

·       Proficient use of the Internet for research and knowledge gathering

·       Capacity to deal with conflicting priorities and deliver high quality work on schedule

·       Up-to-date and effective knowledge of the new media

This is a full-time, on-site position located in Ikeja, Lagos. 

We offer a highly competitive benefits package and salary commensurate with experience and qualifications.

To apply, send a cover letter, resume and writing samples to the email provided.

Kayflex2@yahoo.com before 25th October 2014

 TIP - Salary package is between N70-100K and there is free healthcare.free hospital usuage. *wink*

Advertiser is my BFF.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCUSE ME PLEASE MY LAUGHING.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA CANT DEAL,TOO FUNNY.

Good morning Stella,how was your night and how is the family?I want to share my testimony on your blog because God made me got my breakthrough through your blog.I suppose to have shared it on saturday but was waiting for my 1st breakthrough.Am a guy aged 21,after years of battling with jamb and not getting admission into the university and years of severe stagnancy.

I thought my problem was a mare thing,till I read on your blog on a particular post where some BV's were sharing Experiences of they having dreams of them writing exam in a secondary school setting and they ended up submitting the exam sheet and some other dream of them running and putting much energy but not able to move forward and behold,I am always having all this dreams but I keep overlooking it.

Then I realised I had to go spiritual,I prayed and committed my self to God.Just this Saturday I had the same dream but this time I was carrying a small bucket.it was so heavy that I couldn't move forward and was struggling to move,then I saw 3 guys walking and 1 of them told me to bring the bucket.Woke up and realised it was a dream,something told me Jesus had taken my problems away...Just yesterday after 5 years of writing jamb I got admitted into a prestigious Nigerian University to study my desired course..I Just wanna thank my blog family,thank you Stella.Great live SDK! lol. 

On a lighter,I lost my virginity (Lmao) last 2 weeks and the experience was heavenly.The babe sef no know say I be fajin lol,I can't get the feeling outta my head.Aint doing it again just wanna have the experience that's was why I did it.Sex isn't overrated and SEX SWEET PASS FOOD @Xoxo mystery #OkBye.

I love your sense of humour ma'am..I am not an anonymous commenter but can't share my blog ID coz of some monitoring spirits before they use my blog ID do hand fan for their village..lol. Keep changing lives.And BTW save the email address in case of any credit awoof *winks* or else........

LETS PLAN CHRISTMAS NOW..
Last Xmas I gave you all my heart and good wishes because i had nothing else to give,This year I wonder what it should be...God has been good and the bible tells me that ''It is more blessed to give than to receive''

I am calling on all blog visitors again.Lets wrap this up.If you have something you want to give out this christmas on this blog,please email me so that we can start planning.Please i beg you,if you have and ignore this,I leave you with your conscience.LOL

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Blog visitor with the KWAM1 gist,wey the pics nah? LMAO!




*Note that in house gist is not everyday oh.it is as the 'spirit' moves me.lol