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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Saturday Laughs

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MY PEOPLE HOW FAR?LMAO!




Have a great Saturday and try to spread some love and goodwill and remember that ''It can only get better''


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LOL NA REALLY LAYON.TIEGA NKO


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PROMOTION AFTER HARD LABOUR.


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LMAO....PERFECT FOR LAZY PEOPLE

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THIS WAN NA VOLUME ONE,THE CLUE LIES IN VOLUME TEN WHICH IS TWO TIMES BIGGER.LMAO!

YOU DO THIS ALLLL THE TIME RIGHT?LOOOOOOL 

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HUH?IS THIS AN INDIAN MOVIE?

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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WORRIS THIS?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DISAGREE OH.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA STORY


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TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL....LOL




1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank. Common pen they won't have. This set of people are very dangerous.Once you lend them your pen, you might find it difficult to identify them later. In any Nigerian bank,once someone tells you "can i have your pen?",Believe me bros, that is the last time you will see that Pen .





2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking a slip(withdrawal or deposit), they first and foremost secure a space in any queue. To the last person in line,you hear them say, "I am behind you o". If care is not taken, 8people can tell same person"I dey your back". End result,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am, I was here before u, blah blah)




3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first~come, first~serve slogan.They are mouthed in the bank.Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager. He asks them to sit down and within 5 mins,they have completed their transactions.You still dey there dey look like mumu for queue.(Dia ris Goduo)




4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bankdoor! We see them removing their belts, car keys,mobile phones etc, yet the machine keeps shouting"pls go back"My bros next time come to bank naked biko! LOL! 



5 - The slip wasters: These group of people can waste slips for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal or deposit slip na jamb questions!Dem don perfect how to cancel, tear up ,squeeze and collect another,another... To write common 3780naira in words na gobe!Even undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...CHAAYE! 




6 - The exilemen: These ones behave like say dem no dey this world since 2years. They will always be asking for today's date.Even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again.I tire for these people. So,where do you belong???


SDK-westing time since 1900





62 comments:

  1. Thanks for making us laugh. laughter is medicinal.

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    1. Ewu! No think say bcuz u don laugh 2day u no go take ur usual skizophrenia drugs. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    2. Aguwa,,i suspect you is the gay dude bro!

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    3. It's schizophrenia ewu

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  2. Finally yaay! Let me grab a glass of wine and digest it.

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    1. Ewu! Wine ko wine ni. Better drink ur kai-kai fast. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    2. SDK,the CHEER-giver! I carry yash for u,always making my weekend fun with dis wkend laffs.I don ask DH tire wit "SDK never post d sat laffs?" ...phew! Mk I rest now.

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  3. There is never a dull moment with these laughs.

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  4. I really laughed out my arse today. Thanks aunt Stella
    #rootzy#

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    1. Ewu! I surprise as this ur comment show bcuz na only robots dey laugh from their arse. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    2. There were many funny ones in today's!lol!
      Big up's Stella

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    1. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
      Aunty Stella, I no be robot and I no resemble one. Biko,abeg I don tire to prove say I no be robot.

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    2. Stella,seriously why do you keep approving this STUPID Ewu love's comments...he's constituting nuisance here na,haba!!! It's really not funny

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  6. Buhahahhaaha@ I got promoted! Blow job thinzzzz!lmao

    Omg daddy stole my milk..kikikiki

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  7. I don die o!! Wetin my mama suck b4 she gv me breast! Lol!!
    In odr news Today is very rowdy in ph,Na so i see one cow dey run for rd today with the herdsmen chasing after it. No be small run for police checkpoint o, Even cow wan follow go amechi rally! Lol. Happy sunday sdkers

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  8. Some made me laugh

    The boo who followed bae to camp dressed like what I don't know

    The baby asking what the mother too before breastfeeding him

    The gal who slept with 13 alhajis for iPhone 6, and rumour has it that their dicks are 7-9" long.. Lmao

    The banking story. I can identify with one

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    1. Ewu! U never baff bcus u dey laugh. Better stand up my friend. Go hustle like ur mates. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  10. Lmao, most had me rolling, especially the 'it's only in nigerian.. Ancestors' and the 'the bookstore' one.. Good job stella mama. Have a lovely weekend

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    1. Ewu! Ur mates dey Amaechi rally so dem go collect small change. U dey here dey laugh. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  12. Hohohohohohohahahahahahakikikikikikiki! Laughter is gud 4 d spirit. Thanks stella!

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  13. Lwkmd....

    Chinwenmeri.blogspot.com

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  14. Now that's the kind of flower I like, it has a unique colour. Lol

    Male girls school? In other words school for transgender.

    Thee bank ish is so true, but I don't belong in any category. I love to do things the right way.

    Thanks Stella and contributors, great laffs.

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  15. Prostinor 2 = ectopic pregnancy = premature menopause.

    Living witness !

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    1. Not only dat ,a Doc friend says it reduces ones life span.

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    2. Omg!!! Are you serious??? Chai!!! Take it to God o...He's still in the healing and miracle business.It's well with you

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  16. Stella"U wil have every reason to laugh and not cry in your life....I Love this blog!!!God bless you Stella and much love for you!!!.....Teeslabel

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  17. Very few times wey bank door never reject me...hehehehehehehehe. I hate those pen borrowers sha,some sef as soon as u enter d deposit room,dem go jst ask u for pen like say dem send u make u bring d pen for dem. Smh

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  18. Happy Saturday Stella - you always have me in stitches. You are one blogger who never disappoints - keep it up!

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  19. Lmao.... It's been a while I laughed over the weekend laughs....

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  20. 2day sat laugh is da bomb....made me lauf out loud...

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  21. Nice laugh... Real king of sexual intercourse. No be only sow yr car to me, wise paddy. hahahahahahahahaha. SDK 4 life

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  22. That dollar bouquet is the ish!
    LWTMB

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  23. Thnx alot madam stellina.... I really enjoy today laugh. ..

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  24. Lmaooo. Love u Stella. Been laughing out loud in d bus nd every body is lookin at me like I m nuts. Keep up d good work Stella. God knows I m using my last phone battery to comment.

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  25. Thanks Stella, u made me laff

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  26. Rotfl @ Expendables 3!

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  27. 1,2 and 6 lmao na me u dey talk to... I can't stop laughing

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  28. This is the 'badest' collection of jokes so far

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  29. Hahahahahahah,Omg Stella don kill me for here o...you see that bank own eh,I'm so guilty of pen borrowing,infact my own is so bad that one day,I was about going to the bank and pen dey on top my table o,but I just said to myself,'I'll borrow when I get there abeg' lmao...ok,from now on I repent,no more pen borrowing..kikikikiki

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  30. Was waiting to see someone say "not funny". Better!!!
    Too funny. Can't get over 'rewaya is ear' or 'my other half'
    You are special Stella.
    OY...

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