Monday In House News....LMAO!

Hello everyone,are you Okay?Ready to rub minds as one?Oya enter inside!

BLOG VISITOR OPINION  Now the main the main reason for this mail is to share a brief story. Please if you decide to post this,please don't include my name.

I was 5 going 6yrs old when I had my first lesbian experience and guess what? It was in church. The "touchee" was my age mate then and I kinda liked sitting with her every Sunday.Fast forward... When I was about 15yrs old,I had some crazy times with my cousin,but we stopped cos we almost got caught and then preparing for uni.

Up until now,am attracted to ladies with big boobs and sometimes big ass( dont really like big ass cos it smells sometimes) but at the same time,I have programmed my mind overtime to like dicks. I believe that from a tender age,we have an idea how the future would be. At age 6 I tried cigarette and am now a smoker. I always luved male clothings,still do sometimes even though I rock ladies stuff but every1 around me thinks am a "tomboy".

90% of Nigerians are bisexual but hide cos of religion and peoples opinion. God luvs me and I luv him too. Although I have tried to live and lead a "decent" life,but when you are gay you are gay. Theres nothing one can do about it. Its even more difficult for guys! People can only judge cos they aint in that shoe.

All those forming homophobic are the ones that do it the most. May God have mercy on us all.
 God bless you and I luv your blog even though I never comment. I have learnt a lot, laughed a lot and even vexed sef. Lol


*THE CHURCH? NA WAH,the things I read on this blog can make one just lose hope in humanity.This is your opinion and I think you need Jesus.you are justifying to yourself why being gay is okay but not everyone must agree with you,i hope you are happy with the choices you have made?
 who has noticed that the sex talk everywhere these days is ear blinding?people are no longer interested in conversations unless it is sex related. ..........................................................................................................



DILDO GIVE AWAY CONTENDERS....PLEASE CHOOSE A WINNER.
The blog visitor giving away dildos got an amazing amount of email but zoomed it down to these few and wants you all to choose the winner.
Read the reasons these women stated they wanted the dildos..lol

REASON NUMBER ONE
Please,blog visitor I will be very happy if I win the 9inch vibrator.I have been unlucky with all the freebies on Stella's blog.I am a mother of two lovely boys,I have not have sex for the past 1 and the half years because my husband is abroad to make ends meet.I don't and I have vowed not to have sex with any other man except my husband.he is still struggling in ***** and I don't know when and what year he will step into this country.I only watch porn and masturbate whenever the urge of having sex crosses my mind.please I will be the happiest person,if am chosen.I pray to God that I win.....I don't have an email,but because of this lovely chance I had to rush down to a cybercafe to open an acct...lol.
I hope am not been unlucky with this opportunity because have been sending this message since yesterday morning.I pray you get to read my message.may God continue to bless you and meet all your heart desire on earth 


REASON NUMBER TWOThis is one shy person in need of this gift. You asked to know why I should be the qualified person to win. Well here goes. Been married for years but don't really enjoy sex like every normal married person should due to my hubby's short  d**k and I wouldn't want to cheat on him ever because am a good christian and I love him dearly too. And again it makes me refuse him many times when he wants it. I don't want to complain because no be him fault. Na so God create am. If you find me qualified, please send it 



REASON NUMBER THREE

Hello Dear,

It's taking me a lot of courage to do this *smiling* but I just have to do it cause I have been thinking of getting one for the past 5-6months but couldn't. I know I might not have the best put together essay or convincing story but I promised myself not to sleep with any guy again till I get married cos I haven't really been lucky. * sighs* please I don't know what else to say ooo‎ but just know that I REALLY RAISED TO THE POWER 10 NEED IT. Ok bye

REASON NUMBER FOUR

My hubby uses viagra before he can have a hard on and it goes down immediately he cums,I have not had an orgasm in 3months,please I really need this vibrator.

REASON NUMBER FIVE

So here is my entry to your giveaway and I hope it is convincing enough. 

So I have never had orgasm from penetration only when I touch myself and no I am not circumcised.I have faked orgasms all my life. I just got married and I still fake orgasm. I enjoy the whole sex act including penetration but I can't seem to climax through penetration. An ex got me a dildo and that was because I told him I wanted to experience squirting. I couldn't have told him that I never had orgasm with him. Lol. That will shatter him. I was fustrated with the toy to say the least because I couldn't climax with it either. I probably should have suggested rabbit ones, since they stimulate the clitoris as well. I gave it out to a friend of mine.

To cut the long story short, If I happen to win this giveaway, I think it will aid me in exploring myself down there and in turn help me guide my husband the way I want to be loved so as to have a satisfying love making. 

Yours sexually starved,

REASON NUMBER SIX

I'm a 27 year old single mum who has been jilted by so many guys. I dont
want to go into any relationship for now but I just need the vibrator to
satisfy myself without a man. I reside in Lagos, Nigeria

REASON NUMBER SEVEN

Hello,I saw your freebie (dildo) on SDK blog and I need it o *crying* I'm a sexually starved middle aged woman and I got married few years ago but I and my hubby haven't been so sexually active as he's not the man I used to know and he's cheating as well.... Long story short I need a dildo badly before I run out of my mind o please  
Just incase I don't win could you please suggest anywhere in Nigeria I can buy from? Thanx.

*All of them have genuine reasons and that is why the giver could not decide whom to give.I have taken out most of their details.please choose a winner,i cannot seem to be able to as well.
Poster why dont you give them all one each? come on!  

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BLOG VISITOR SHOE GIVE AWAY FROM LAST WEEK.

Thanks for the post...

To my fellow SDKers, I want to use this opportunity to say thank you for your response, it was massive and I have equally chosen a winner named "Rafiat Akinwande". I have sent her a mail but she's yet to reply me. Love you all!

Thanks and God bless *xoxo*

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BLOG VISITOR STUCK AT THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING.

Stella,I travelled to the US and came in today with 1 box and my hand luggage.

We landed at 1pm but as at 3.30pm, am still here because Customs will not leave me.They said I must pay duty on the items in my box.

I bought 10 shirts for my husband, clothes and shoes for my children and few stuff for myself.

The Customs people said the law is that anything being brought into d country including gift for family must not be more than 50,000 naira. They are busy distributing one ancient handbook that am sure was drafted in 1970.

Please how are we expected to travel and just spend less than 200 pounds or 300 dollars (exchange rate was 170 naira) to buy for your family?

Why is it that we enter all other countries with stuffs and nobody bothers you?

This is pure exploitation and not fair.

I've been begging o. They say I must pay 10k and I no get.

Please help cos this frustration is too much''

*I think she meant 1am because the mail just came in just now,I am not sure what time flights come into Nigeria.is there anyone who knows about this in the house?I have never heard of this trend before oh.hian!

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Kevin happiness has been posting some angry stuff on some posts which i have been deleting because of the anger embedded in his comments.He is angry that blog visitors said he posted under anon or so.

Kevin you can post here to register your anonyance but if your comments are as insultive as the ones i deleted i will not approve it.you have no right to come here and throw tantrums,I dont know who you are and i have never chatted with you like you said in one of the comments,you sent me a mail which i did not reply but passed on your message to Jaymoore.

So please cool down and address people here politely and they might apologise if they deem fit...and please make it short because you can type long for Africa oooh.lol