Abeg make una no vexs say the blog dry today oh,my kids are the '''Causers''.
I Have been on the road with them,they complained I have been too busy for them..We just got back,I wanna settle them in and i will be back to Blogging.
I am sure you understand?....
In case you dont,PLEASE SIT DOWN AND RELAX....
LMAO!!!
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Friday, October 31, 2014
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Haahhhahahahahhahahhahahaha
Nna mehn! Today is friday.
Y'll won't believe who I'm hooking up wit later tonight.
Hehehehhehe this blog go carry his gist in 2 days or so
accepted......no richard card?
DeleteXYZ really so you are already cheating on me? Thought you are not like others. You are officially dumped by me after your hook up tonight.
DeleteStella i'm not happy. I just lost my sis inlaw to ovarian cancer after battling it for 2 years. We prayed and hoped that God would heal her, but she died. Just 43. When she was earlier diagnosed she had a choice to evacuate her ovaries or whatever it was, but because she wanted to have more kids, cos she has just one, she refused and kept believing God to get pregnant. While.that didn't happen she became more sick as the cancer had spread..and she started chemo. Then she was regretting that she should have heeded her hubby's advice (a doc)..her hubby said he didn't care if she had any more kids or not, but she didnt listen. Am so sad.
DeleteAm sharing this so that perhaps, if anyone here has been diagnosed with ovarian cancer, I hear it's the most deadly, please evacuate your ovaries completely to avoid the spread of it.
May God never test our faith with trials that would make it seem like we have no faith in Him. And if the trials must come, I pray that HE sustains us through it all so it doesn't consume us. *deep sigh*.
Eyaaaaa sorry about that...Thatz a lesson.May her soul RIP and may God give the family the fortitude to bear the loss
Delete@sisi eko: I'm so sorry. Pls especially her sisters and daughter (if the chip is a girl) should get check ups as often as they can. It's genetically linked. That's why Angelina Jolie cleared her boobs and will soon comot her ovaries too
DeleteThis life sha. Accept my sympathy. I also lost someone to cancer 3 years ago. She really suffered hat at a point we asked God to take her away peacefully.
DeleteSisi accept my sympathy. It is well. Hopefully someone will be saved by this.
DeleteSo sorry for ur loss dear @ sisi eko.....take heart! May her soul RIP, amen!!
Delete*deepSigh* @ Sisi Eko, Im so sorry about your loss... Cancer isn't something I'd pray for my enemy to experience... Hmm... Take heart.
DeleteSorry dear, pls take heart the death of a loved one is very painful. May God give you the fortitude to bear this loss.
Deletebuahahhahahahaa..I am yet to understand this your chair. I remain standing
ReplyDeletePlease Enjoy them now, they grow up too fast.
ReplyDeleteStella we understand and return the seat back to sender. Lol
ReplyDeleteHello dear,pls I want 2 make a 2step cake and I'm working with royal blue,red and white.I bought a royal blue powdered colouring and it turns out 2 be dark blue.Do u have an idea of what 2 do?Tnx loads
DeleteMix the blue colour with icing sugar, it will lighten it.
DeleteHummmm apology accepted. .....
ReplyDeleteMemo to Irene bernards
ReplyDeleteSo u want to block me frm my butter producing factory.
You will be hearing frm my native doctor
LMAO!!! Irene come and answer o.
DeleteAunty don't worry we understand. Wishing u an awesome weekend ahead! Abeg no be me go carry yansh put for that chair.
ReplyDeleteAuntie stella that your chair is too funny
ReplyDeleteIhekire Tony
ReplyDeleteStella I understand, so am not sitting on that chair. I like kids alot, you will make me to go and start looking for where to get one now.
Kai, why evils Stella? This chair na wa.
ReplyDeleteMy deAr,
ReplyDeleteFAMILY FIRST before a bunch of cussing bvs.
I swear Stella, you are crazy. 😄
ReplyDeleteU r over trying sef, wondeer how u pull it off w kids n hubby involved.
ReplyDeleteLol....Stella. ur sense of humor tho...
ReplyDeleteI think I'd prefer that chair cos I don't wanna understand.
That chair go fit a particular eastern governor...
ReplyDeleteI dey tell you...how u carry know lmao?
DeleteLooool chei na so the gov vex u? I don laugh tire
DeleteTA
DeleteStella,I don't understand.......Let's sit on the chair together
ReplyDeleteUr mouth sha. Love u still
ReplyDeleteHian! LMAOOOO! I jump the sit pass.
ReplyDeleteLET GOD MAKE ALL D ENEMIES OF MY LIFE AND THAT OF MY FAMILY, SIT AND BE FOREVER GLUED TO THIS KIND SIT IN JESUS NAME, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN.
ReplyDeleteAmen oooo
DeleteAmen
DeleteSDK dis ur chairs thooooo
ReplyDeleteStella,now i knw say u no like us. Tell me who go sit down 4 dis ur chair wey go survive am??? #Nne idikwa wicked oooo#
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ReplyDeleteAbeg. Wetin be the causer of this ur explanation/discovery? Answer me o. Lol
DeleteHian!
DeleteI will never bath in anybody's house again.
Na wa oh!
@sister sisi eko na horny&lonely/single blogv be d 'causer' ooooo lmao......for real shower sex too sweet. ... jst give it a try...
DeleteNo mind d I too sabi, cheerful giver (of information, I mean) if u think pass dat, na u sabi, looool
DeleteHey Chick Felix, ur head dey dia. Walahi anybdy dat tries it wnt look 4 sex toy again. Choi! I tink say na onli me kno abt dis. D truth is dat I dnt feel my shower here in 9ja, I tried it last year summer cos of d pressure of dia water over dere na 4x I came in d bathroom. D sweetness no dey here. Aunty Stella u fit try it out na swahili u go begin spik inside bathroom lol. Mk ds a post let pple wey can't buy dildo try n catch dia groove wt d shower handle. Ok bye!
DeleteNa wa oo. E mean say some people go dey pump water every 30mins. Buhahahaha. I've never heard something so weird.
DeleteWas wondering oh! Kept staring at my huge shower head and wondered why anyone will want to experience labour wey no go produce pikin sef
Delete@adaorah you no be am oh! LMAO #OneLove#
DeleteLmaoo @ adaora! Same here
DeleteNo wonder theres not enough water in lagos. After we will blame fashola. Pls lets blame our clits!!!
DeleteI am so gonna try this.
Delete@chick! From experience, you're a lesB.
Deleteapology accepted,i was a bit worried tho.
ReplyDeleteAh Aunty Stella that your cashier is wicked! ( in Jamaican voice)
ReplyDeletegood you spend sometime with them,i was a bit worried tho. Hally
ReplyDeleteOk. We haf hear.
ReplyDeleteI've always wondered how you cope. Shout out to working mums, infact all mums
ReplyDeleteLol u go fear fear see chair
ReplyDeleteStella u no well ooo. Bwhahahhahahahahahaha. Ok I forgive u. At least my fone rested today Na. Motherhood sure rocks.
ReplyDeleteLmao, Aunty Stella of Life
ReplyDeleteChoi, to sit on this kind of a chair is to wear permanent pampers for the next 3 months.
Don't worry, we understand.
Ybette
Ok, apology accepted,
ReplyDeleteANGELRAY SAID
ReplyDeleteStella na which kin chair be dis, u berra give us hot just.
Aaaahhh Stella we understand wella wella. Who wan siddon for this beautiful chair na. Abeg momma rocks. We your children here too love you join. This chair don make me laugh forget my sorrow
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha see chair!
ReplyDeleteOK SDK, now you have explained we understand.
Family first.
U too siddon, make I sit for ur lap na, mummy of life, we sef be ur "blogiological" shidren!
ReplyDeleteLmao... Crazily funny na real bloglogical shidren hahahahahaha
DeleteLol ws abt sayin same!
DeleteYes o, Na them be your investment. Meanwhile today is my birthday.
ReplyDeleteHbd
DeleteHope U had fun
haba stella u use style wicked small, hw u want make persin sidon ontop chuku chuku lol. hmmm i can imagine, my kids dey make me shout qlmost 10000 times a day, i end up goin to bed with sour throat, body pain n headache.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, u re really trying. It's not even a 9-5 job o... It's 24hrs. Kids,hubby and d home to take care of while looking for gists... Kudos
ReplyDeleteApology accepted
ReplyDeleteAs long as you post recharge cards,we don't really send you. Lol
ReplyDeleteowu na bastaaaaard
DeleteLol! Who no like freebies?
DeleteMOI no vex.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.....see ur chukuchuku chair. Abeg mind ur children o,we understand who nor understand can rly sit on d chukuchuku seat
ReplyDeleteFamily first jare abs better make time for them o...
ReplyDeleteWhen you for put Richard cards make we they load while you settle them in....Lol, Stella settle your kids o
ReplyDeleteLol Iya mike dis ya seat eh!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice time and enjoy. Hope I find time to keep to my promise of taking my kids to the swimming pool. The only thing I don't like about taking them to the pool is my fear of swimming.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be rescued from drowning in a children's pool.
Lmao
DeleteMy dear, na the embarrassment go kill me sef no be the water
DeleteHahahaha!
Delete"Drowning in a children's pool"? You can't be that short nah.
DeleteHahaaaaha. U r just a bitch!!
ReplyDeleteStella, dat sit no be here ooo, don't worry I understand.
ReplyDeleteWe yaff hear.
ReplyDeleteChinekemeeeeeehhh.. That seat? Hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteChai Stella,you are the worst of a kind. Kilode?
ReplyDeleteMary!
Staco Staco!!! se na thorn chair you want make we sit down? abi na wetin I dey see?
ReplyDeleteLol....i understand jare....i honestly can't wait to get married n start having kids....u make it sound so sweet...oh God....pls where is my future husband....i don wait tire o....abi traffic hold u for oshodi or ojota...
ReplyDeletedat's a lovely chair u have dere stellz, go ahead n sit. u must be exhausted 4m carting d boys everywhere, i'll stand! lol
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LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE!
Stella I don't and I won't sit down motherhood rock that is all I will be reading here now
ReplyDeleteFunny u stella. I understand n I don't nid ur chair. God bless ur home n make it sweet always. I pray to be like u someday
ReplyDeleteHello readers, please I am in need of advice, I recently went to a fashion school to learn tailoring and making of Ankara bags, shoes and accessories. My problem now is that I want to make them in bulk and sell but I am not familiar with marketting and shy also thus its difficult for me to sell them, so am wondering how to go about it and if it's possible I could find someone who could help me market and sell even tho I won't be able to pay the person for like a month or two until I make enough profit. Please I need advice on how to go about this so I can help myself and my family. Thanks in advance
ReplyDeleteGirl! Thank your stars you were born in this generation! Social media marketing...hello!!! Facebook, Twitter, Instagram (especially). You, your friends and family can be your own walking billboards for your work. If you want to really make a business out of this, you can't be shy o! But as said, use every form of media available to you. Word of mouth is also a very effective tool. You also have to determine the exact profile of your clientele...are they 45 year old women that live in a specific area with high disposable income? Or since you said bulk, are you looking to target event companies who are looking for someone to make souvenirs? Be very clear about that, then you can target your marketing at such. Also think about your competition if any? What are they doing now? What is the difference that you are bringing to the table? What is your value proposition? Anyways, don't want to write an epistle here. Best of luck with everything...lastly, please ensure the quality and standards of your product is high because that's where we Nigerians generally tend to miss the mark. Goodluck babes!
DeleteAwwww okay
ReplyDeleteGod for relaxation
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMy God oo Stella has killed person with laughter today...which kain seat be dat biko, u wicked oo!! Anyways about ur kids I totally understand...hope una had fun sha.
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ReplyDeleteYour family first......!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGOD BLESS NIGERIA.
I forcefully understand! Even if I didn't want to understand b4, instead of sitting on this bangladesh *chukuchuku* chair
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to deviate from d topic...I read from d In-House News about someone using Shower head in place of Dildo..Honestly i was shocked when i read it..I thought it was my spirit dat sent it...i've never used dildo,i dont even know how its used but i swear to u dat d shower head is d best...I thought i'm d only one who has used it...D first time i tried it was during my spinster days,i went for a seminar in abuja,was lodged in Transcorp Hilton..I was menstruating so i decided to wash my "lower dichotomy" very well with d tap..Immediately i turned it on,d hot water dat came out touched my clit in a way i started feeling sensation down there..outta curiousity i continued till i climaxed! Oh My Gosh i've never felt liked dat before..I continued till i went late for seminar around 11am..From dat day i've tried it like four times before i stopped...I thought i was crazy for doing dat..Have never told anyone about it till date,not even my husband..I'm now happy reading i wasnt d only one doing dat crazy stuff
ReplyDelete..I guess am gonna do it again but dat would be with d help of my husband...Choi bad thing dey aweet oh!
Stella biko take care of ur kids very well..Family comes first..Ciao!
Hahaha. My kids are the causers. Hilarious! But Stella o, that seat offer is the height of wickedness.
ReplyDeleteLol..stalla you be case...#
ReplyDeleteHahaha. My kids are the causers. Hilarious! But Stella o, that seat offer is the height of wickedness.
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahaa...no seat beta pass dat seat ooo...I must understand by force befor I siddon come get wound for my bum bum...my regards 2 ur kids aunty stella..
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Local bitch
ReplyDeleteIs that your elder sisters name?
DeleteTnx for introducing yourself. You are welcome to this blog
DeleteI don't get how person go wake up and call another a local bitch fr no reason. If dem born u well go face her and tell her to her face.
DeleteFunny stella!you are even trying,adding motherhood to blogging is not an easy task!
ReplyDeleteWeldonee
Stella, you mean o. This your chair na wa.
ReplyDeleteMy sister, nothing is more important than those kids. Welcome back. Rose
ok o
ReplyDeleteThank God u know say d blog DRY die today! Hian.
ReplyDeleteFamily first dear but that chair of yours hmmmm
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeletelolz. ..
ReplyDeleteChoi stella after sitting on these sit general hospital will surely reject me! I understand with you ma,they need thier mama's attention,it is necessary biko,Godbless your home,sharp woman
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.... Stella won't kill me o
ReplyDeleteStella, where u dey see all these chairs?
ReplyDeleteMrs Korkus.. you are just the best. Keep on shining
ReplyDeleteIf the blog was boring yesterday, I didn't notice. Na now e dey boring because from now (morning) till evening na to dey watch big brother Australia until una wake up, now that's boring.
ReplyDeleteMake I go shop for one pretty black dress to wear to this wedding reception later in the day.
Nawa o Stells, this ya seat go fit comot belle. Never mind, we totally understand; motherhood rocks!
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes; cheers
Don't I just Love Stella. Lmao. You wicked no be small. That chair fit give person ebola
ReplyDeleteStella,ds ur lmao,lol and OmG u use a milloin times daily. Are u really laughing ur asss out,loling and screaming OmG cos e don too much. Abeg minimize am biko
ReplyDeletemscheeeeeeew
DeleteThis seat na one-in-town....#alinko
ReplyDeleteHBD Chinasa.
ReplyDeletehahahhaahaha @ 'blog-io-lo-gical children'
I love that!
We understand by fire by force oo... The fear of that chair is d begining of wisdom. Enjoy d time out with year kids. O dikwa nkpa
ReplyDeleteanon 8:58pm...how e talk concern you how many times i LMAO OR OMG?
ReplyDeleteokay continue counting u hear?
AND I WONT STOP,TAKE ME AS YOU SEE !
Calm down
DeleteYou didn't end with LMAO? Lol
DeleteS to D K, this one wey you don show so, the 'shidren' don sleep?
ReplyDeleteyou sing dem lullaby abi na cane you take pursue dem enter bed?
Sit of life,,,apology accepted
ReplyDeleteLOL...
ReplyDeleteWhether the Blog is Dry or fun, i like it that way...... Fear not, i'm here to stay, all thanks to wonderful BV's like Stella Asemota, Vibe, Kandy Posh, CharisMatic Diva, Whirlwind, XoXo Mystery, Kelvin Boy, Jayem, wide eyed, Ada-anaedo, Mamie, Dr. Snake-Bit-tortise, saint zizee....etc... Choi!!! True true, this blog na family ooo sdk....Made wonderful friends from here..hehehe...
Bia, where is CharisMatic Diva'm??? Na maternity leave You go so???kikikikiki
#YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
*Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*
What kind of discrimination is this? I didn't see my name, Generals wife, Patt Ogar, Ezenwanyi, Sisi eko etc Pls rectify your speech
DeleteLol dearie @ Mata leave! I dey kampe, no leave , no transkifia lol
DeleteHow is body u?
@ adaora, ezenwanyi is Ada anaedo Na GW n d rest she forgot
I wonder oh even me I didnt see my own name lolz
DeleteStelastica the sarcastica
ReplyDeletePls give them full attention
We overstand
Stella...I am not happy oo
ReplyDeleteAnytime I am fagged out , I am not the best person to call.
I am like a very tipsy person
This dude called me when I was fagged out and I think must have exposed all my generational secrets. I talked and talked, was seriously gigling until I slept off while the call was going on , I can't remember one useful thing I said that can help Africa. No be say I drink. Heck, I couldn't even remember that he called until he reminded me.
You can't catch me off guard when I drink but when I am sleepy...wow.
Any seer in the house? Can you tell me if I exposed the secrets of my ancestors?
Erm...*clears throat*
What about people like us that uses iron bucket to draw water from mama adure's well...no shower head for us abi.
Stella...do "shower head" giveaway.
Showerhead wey get pipe we fit connect to mama adure's well so we can also be "cumming" like others.
XOXO MYSTERY
Erhm *clears throat*
Dry
DeleteMsheeeewww infact drier than a desert. See rubbish incoherent wannabe joke. Go take several seats jor. RME
DeleteAuntie stella of life!choii luv u dearly!!!!!sdk princess
ReplyDeleteStella of Life... U funny die. Dis ur chair na death penalty. Biko i will keep standing... Apology accepted, Family first....
ReplyDeleteWhat is the causer of this chair??ha this one fit tear person kpekus o,i jump am pass
ReplyDeleteTake ur time babe! Family is important
ReplyDeleteHahahaaaa..... Aunty Stella thank you, we understand e nu go? and for the chair no worry, you need am pass us.
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Stella, iwu onye ara!! Hahaha!!
ReplyDeleteSisi Eko, may her soul RIP.
ReplyDeleteStella this your seat go tear yansh oh. Jesu.
Awwww...sisi eko.
ReplyDeletepainful loss. sometimes its better we fight the primary battle before the secondary ones. her life first before thinking of more babies.
may her soul rest in peace.
THIS CHAIR IS FOR ALL THE SIDE CHICKS OUT THERE THAT ARE TRYING TO FORCE THEMSELVES TO BE RELEVANT OR TAKEN SERIOUSLY, BY TRYING TO CLAIM THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S MAN, BITCHES!! WE ALL KNOW YOU BITCHES ARE HUNGRY AND ARE LOOKING FOR MONEY. MAY UR ASSES BURN WITH THE PAIN OF A THOUSAND BROKEN GLASS!! MAY YOUR ASS NEVER REST IN ONE PLACE, FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER AND NEVER FINDING YOURS, SHEBI YOU WANT TO BE SIDE CHICK? MAY YOU NEVER FIND PEACE.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOO
EARLY MORNING VENT
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