This is a movie script and the producer is casting actors for the role,please read through and see if you can fit into the role of X or Y or even the King himself....Good luck and welcome to the world of make-a-believe!
*Scene one opens with Bonny M's ''daddy cool'' playing in the background*.
This scene explains that ........''it started a while ago when the gist filtered into Port Hahaha that X had birthed a baby boy for a former militant (who never disputed paternity) who is now Eko based and has befriended a handful of Nollywood actresses .Everybody that heard the story was shocked as to how that would have happened because although they are from the same town .
X is a girl about town, tall, light skinned and pretty and from a very wealthy and influential home.
X's mum owns one of the biggest and oldest private schools in Port Hahaha, one of her older brothers, a former well placed person owns a popular night club in Hahaha.
It was even said that X was leaving in the warlords Lagos house and driving his wonder on wheels cars.
Fast forward to a year or so later, there's a story everywhere now that the child is actually for a very handsome, generous and randy King .
It wasn't surprising as it was the first time as X actually had a relationship with the randy king for a while until things turned sour when she took her beautiful friend Y for a threesome with the king, after the threesome the king fell in love with Y and X was sidelined.
And a steamy relationship ensued between Y and the king till Y opted out to sign the dotted lines.The snatched relationship comprised of Trips abroad, shopping sprees, romantic nights together at Y's house, parties in her duplex with the king in attendance,infact the king practically lived in her house because his family lives out of station..
X tried to make noise about the betrayal but Lo and behold she began to stink her really bad with rashes all over her body, no one could get close to X and all her friends abandoned her until she found a solution to the problem.
The King is now disputing paternity of X's child.
Scene two open with.....
Reliable sources saying a DNA test was carried out and it came out negative for the king but X is still insisting that her child is a prince of the great kingdom .Could it be that X doesn't know who knocked her up? Who is lying between X and the king and who is telling the truth?
Remember that Y is no loner in the picture.
If X is tall,pretty and rich and the king is randy and handsome and loves orgies and runs babes whom he spoils silly with money and checks the DP of all his BBM contacts everyday check for new 'market,find X.
*Scene closes.*
Nawa o. Have no idea, but I will sit and sip my tea reading ur rpy.
ReplyDeleteIt is not hard to find nau. Here is your X madam, case closed.
DeleteWhich formula we go take solve ds ur equation now ehn?
DeleteGat no idea @ all.......decoders pls come in here abeg. Thank you very much
E har ro, I no lie ooooo oyaah over to dem decoder. ..
DeleteHahahaha, Port Harcourt gist
DeleteX + Y = Z find X, If Y is Vivian Owo, and Z is King of Bonny. Therefore X = IB Dikibo daughter of owner of Aladumo. Portharcourt people haff come oh. Stella no chop this post and comment.
Anon 12:38, did you use BODMAS? Your answer looks correct, hmmm...
DeleteAnon 12:38 I bow o
DeleteWhich method do we use to solve ds equation?
ReplyDeleteI cn only remember Almighty formular
@Ndubuisi .... Ur head dey there!
DeleteSimultaneous equation.
DeleteHahaha! Na completing the square method.
DeleteTry using quadratic equation.
DeleteUsing Quadratic equation, X =?
DeleteY=?
King=?
Coming back for the decoders.lol ife na eme.
Queen Linda over to you.
Nwunye Okeke
Lmao...hahahahaha. this one tough oo.
ReplyDeleteAs I'm not now good in mathematics ehn. How do I find X? Chai!
I don't have an idea. Decoders abeg decode. Solve this solution fast fast. Can't wait to giraffe... lmao.lol
Decoders get in here!
ReplyDeleteNo idea at all at all..na to wait for awon decoders aiye
ReplyDeleteSDK mak I carry chair siddon dey wait fr decoders...dis bombass tea dou
ReplyDeleteRubbish
ReplyDeleteGood morning madam Stellina.
ReplyDeletePlease I need the account number of the widow that has twins recently please. I've been searching for the post where you wrote her info but couldn't find it.
May God continue to bless you Stella
Oya BVs with decode lips make una come decode this hot gist oo
Hehehehhehe serious gobe....am sure someone would have a clue!!!
ReplyDeleteChai! Stella don cum again o. Dis gist is too coded for me to decode. I will jejely sit dwn n wait for d almighty decoders.
ReplyDeletePerfect Nails and Lashes Lagos
This Ivan exam tire me I swear.
ReplyDeleteChai! Stella don cum again o. Dis gist is too coded for me to decode. I will jejely sit dwn n wait for d almighty decoders.
ReplyDeletePerfect Nails and Lashes Lagos
Oldest private school PH is bereton and macdonald
ReplyDeleteAladumo
DeleteANGELRAY SAID
ReplyDeleteStella na wao, so make I leave work for office begin decode for u abi, Ibinabo crossed my mind but I don't think so, Almighty decoders where arth thou.
Comments roll in, I have no clue!
ReplyDeleteAll the names I have in my head, don't add up!
X is equal to the square root of y thaz all.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteOriegwu. Ama check the comments around 3pm...sweet gist!
ReplyDeleteOya let d comments roll
ReplyDeleteI ve always had issues with mathematics..kai this one pass calculus oooo!! **walks away to take early morning palmie;decoders oya ooooo** @MARTINS ABOY
ReplyDeleteUsing pythagoras theorem solve for X! But Aunty X, witout Y is somehow o....
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! now This is what I call a good morning!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea but what a crazy movie.
Let me wait patiently for my honourable decoders.
*eating indomie with pepper & sipping hot milo*
Dis GCE Exam hard oooo,,dont even know whr to start,,decoders abeg decode fast oooo.
ReplyDeleteIt is too early to start cracking my brain
ReplyDeleteI am X
ReplyDeleteI am Y
I am the King
I am XYZ
Bwahahhahahaha
I Dnt knw any of them oo. Na 'I must comment syndrome' dey worry me today
Lol @ I am XYZ...crazy
DeleteWoah! This is tough!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStella! You wished her well when you posted her wedding and You didnt even congratulate her on the birth of her baby but u r carrying her coded gist.
ReplyDeleteDiarizgodoooooo
Anon 9:11 Pls complete d story na
DeleteEnhen? *comeandwhisperinmyears* who is it?
DeleteAnony, don't also 4get its a gossip blog and not a church! If gossip no dey, na praise and worship we come find here? Nah
DeleteAnon 9:11 is talking about this gist... I think. http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2014/06/port-harcourts-most-eligible-militant.html?m=1
DeleteY = Vivian, she just had a beautiful baby girl in far away USA.
DeleteEyin decoders daa o?yur attention is needed,this 1 is somehow,port harcourt people shld know the gist nw abi?
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehe. Okay nah, let the gossip begin.
ReplyDeleteDecoding of life, una wey Sabi town gist I beg fall in sharply. Will cum back in a few.. .
ReplyDeleteLol no idea abeg
ReplyDeleteNo idea.waiting for dem decoders
ReplyDeleteHian,me go dey here wait 4 ans
ReplyDeleteOMG! Pls decoders oooooo
ReplyDeleteoya o,decoders shuld help us out.Waitin 4 comments.
ReplyDelete#Nazzylicious
If u can decode this then we gats crown u King/queen decoder of destiny for the nation, of the world and by the Universe!
ReplyDeleteThe only tin I fit decode dia na Port hahaha, port harcourt lmaoooo!
Algebraic equation dy/dx =x find x. Hahahahahahaha stellambong I de feel this gist no be small.
ReplyDeleteOya decoder come make we de coco.hahhahaaahhha
Sexy F
Hmmmn
ReplyDeleteOk...lets go there....Y is Vivian Owo who recently tied the knots with a retired Militant.
ReplyDeleteEhen I thought as much but the King...I'm lost!
DeleteStella, we more clue Prodessor.
ReplyDeleteDeciding tinx
ReplyDeleteClueless. Morning SDKers.
ReplyDeleteThis one hard...Stella abeg borrow me that your sit
ReplyDeletePls dear decoders, me and d other 45 BVs' are patiently waiting and refreshing this page for the solution of the equation. Biko nu, respond !
ReplyDeleteButterscotch
Most of your readers can't decode because they live in lagos and abuja not ph....i know this gist well but will hold my mouth
ReplyDeleteYou know nada! If you knew, you would've spilled! You got nothing to lose anonymous!
DeleteAbeg who get the King number cos I need to call him for business. #smiling
ReplyDeleteIs this some kind of further maths? No idea at all.
ReplyDeleteabeg make una find x, y and z as well.
ReplyDeleteSomeone has already decoded y. I dey wait make una decode x and king z.....
SDK of life!!
This is what the Igbos call:
ReplyDeleteONO NSO ERU AKA.
like seriously, almost 40comments and no one could solve this equation? brb...make I consult the oracle...
ReplyDelete@Kemmy,please check Anon 12:38
DeleteJust got back from work can't sleep Becos am trying to know who they are, kai shege jagwa, walahi talahi make decoders wake up na.
ReplyDeleteSexy F
I like that king Edward you know? Why? I remember when my friend wanted to force me into this runs thing here in London. My very first man happened to be this king Edward,one young good looking man. The guy noticed the way I was behaving you know, like jjc which I am, he asked if I ever done this kind of runs thing before, I said no. He said he doesn't wanna force me into doing what I don't wanna do. That he has a sister like me studying in the UK as well, and won't like seeing her in this type of situation. The guy gave me 800 pounds and put me in a cab. He didn't touch me! He gave me his phone number both home and abroad and said I'm free to call him whenever I want. Thank God for him, and after that day I erased any thought of runs in my mind.
DeleteThat means e no like you be that. Lol
DeleteAladumo educational centre.mrs ogan school.her son owns liquid night club
ReplyDeleteU are there! Activate anon mode.
DeleteGbiiim! Lol abi na Vivian n co? No b my mouth una go hear am..as stella no fit name names, me I can't...
ReplyDeleteYea dat Vivian came to my mind cos I remember stella did her wedding post here and dat day was so hot. Stella later deleted d post cos d yansh opening was out of this world. Chai!!! Amebo dey give blood o.
DeleteKing Edward of Bonny kingdom
ReplyDeleteGuam! Na ur mama born u.
DeleteKing of bonny island- king. Oga I hail U (remembering the days of flying chopper to the island! Kia...I tnk allah for using cele.... The ikwerre gentleman to change me. His excellency I ur reward dey heaven)
DeleteVivi my sugar-y or X
Fifi my love.
I hope I learnt to decode well.
Better gist dey town sef, e be like say I go send mail reach stella. Dis one na old talk.
Decoder pls come over, let solve this equation
ReplyDeleteOya y'all should crown me d Queen of decoders! Hahahhaha!
ReplyDeleteAs a bonafide Port Hahahaha chic ( lmao! SDK u too much jor!) lemme decode this mystery small.
Assuming Z = King E
Y = Vivian
X must = IB. Mother owns Ala...something School and hall by GRA junction. Pls y'all can LIQUIDify d rest. I don try. Phew! Wipes sweat of my face.
do I heard head ward of bo Bo bo bo ny ny ny ny. Stella I dont dey stammer oooooo
ReplyDeletePort Harcourt people una too dull sha! Una no fit decode una own gist. Na wa!
ReplyDeleteIb, Vivian, ateke, liquids night club, aladumo school, portharcourt. Use these to fill in the blank spaces
ReplyDeleteMehn see hot gist *itching ears* . Amma relax & wait for comments! I trust our PH bvs nt to disappoint. Portharcourt gist makin sense since 1900AD.. Hehehe
ReplyDeleteSmall maths people no no again that why many of us fail our Exam. simple x+Y= xY
ReplyDeleteXY+Stella=xystella dimoko korkus
xystelladimokokorkus+king=kingstelladimokokorkus.
because she is a lady she has to be Queen stella Dimoko korkus. The answer is Queen stella dimoko queen of gossip, lolo 1 of the decoder by omoba
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ReplyDeleteNobody needs a seer to know its Ib ogan n the king is king of Bonny island n the name of her mothers school is Aladumo n the y is her dear friend that year Vivian owo n the name of the militant Ateke Tom west Ib ogan na old gist when don cast for the town
ReplyDeleteNa for code well the Z is king Edward of Bonny y is Vivian owo x is Ib ogan the militant is ateke Tom west the name of her mothers school is Aladumo the name of her brothers club is liquid both in gra port harcourt IB OGAN
ReplyDeleteWhere dem de na? The PH fifle? Kai yarinyas ati yaro wey de reside for there una no de put ears for ground? XYZ who dem be? Where dem de? Results rolling in
ReplyDeleteSexy F
Mehn see hot gist *itching ears* . Amma relax & wait for comments! I trust our PH bvs nt to disappoint. Portharcourt gist makin sense since 1900AD.. Hehehe
ReplyDeleteI dont even want to know the girl..buh wassup wit this issue of prince and royalty...commoner no be better person ni...som girls will just carry royalty for head...me wey I be princess sef,i no reason am..av got pressing matters, mtchew
ReplyDeleteDecoders still dey learn for were dis coded gist dey....madam stellina na only u know d answer abeg come under annon and decode it biko.
ReplyDeleteit's vivian owoh na, haba this is not a coded gist....she dated king eddy for a long time and that guy spoilt her silly oo
ReplyDeleteAbi x = Ibinabo? Someone talk to me.
ReplyDeleteThis is really a woman's blog!
ReplyDeletewot has made it a woman's blog?una can de reason rubbish?
DeleteIb Ogan is X, King Edward of Bonny, ib's Bro ownd the night club liquid. Vivian Owo is Y and now married to a former militant.
ReplyDeleteSee decoding oooh chai!
DeleteEhen!! So
Y= Vivian
X= King Edwards
Z= IB but which of the ibs?
Oga oooooooh
This gist is too complicated.
ReplyDeleteBia, if Ph group no fit decode this gist wet come from their doormot, wahala go de oh. abi una dull reach this level? if na Lagosians and Abuja peeps, dis for be moimoi for their side. Make una no floor una community for here oh. Oya rise up to this challenge.
ReplyDeleteMs Chikala
ReplyDeleteI knew there's a Vivian in the answer but don't know the rest. A least i tried biko (big grin)
Decorders una dey try biko e no easy..
IT'S MY FIRST TIME MAKE UNA HAIL ME O!!!
Stella, you get for body,lol.
ReplyDeleteNa God use him own hand deliver Nari Batubo.
ReplyDeleteDude suffered in the hands of that girl.
Belema Dikibo, you sister market don reach village square o!
Amanyanabo no dey tire.
ReplyDeleteThe man list of women is too long.
She never had anything to do with Ateke apart from work that is helping him build an oil and gas company. But the militant was more interested in nollywood as in actresses. The king is her son father
ReplyDeleteAteke tom and bonny kind edward..dat man loves three some for africa..if u wanna go der and u re a rivers girl,just deny that u re from kogi.he doesn't like been decoded so he prefers his women coming from far..no ask me how I use know biko cos I no be in spec..i fit hook una up as far as I will percentage..
ReplyDeleteHmmmm what's his spec? I'm interested :-)
DeleteStella is d queen of juicy gist!
ReplyDeleteStella don turn my addiction, chai, God lemme not miss my mid-term today.sweet something... By the way stella, i wanna ask, is it healthy to have sex when you are menstruating? please ask the house for me o, me and my babe dey argue for here biko
ReplyDeleteHaving sex while menstruating causes cervical cancer. Pls try to avoid it.
DeleteKing Edward Asimini Pepple! That man is so handsome!!! Very humble and charismatic too, but he likes women too much! I'm happy his gist has reached here.
ReplyDeleteMake i go collect my math set and 4 figure table to decode
ReplyDeleteJAY
Y=Vivian Owoh. X= king Edward pepple Z=Ibiene ogan vivians hubby nt ateke tom it's Ayila
ReplyDeleteThis one no be Nari wife o.
ReplyDeleteIt is his former sister in-law.