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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Coded Early Morning Gist.

This is a movie script and the producer is casting actors for the role,please read through and see if you can fit into the role of X or Y or even the King himself....Good luck and welcome to the world of make-a-believe!



*Scene one opens with Bonny M's ''daddy cool'' playing in the background*.


This scene explains that ........''it started a while ago when the gist filtered into Port Hahaha that X had birthed a baby boy for a former militant (who never disputed paternity) who is now Eko based and has befriended a handful of Nollywood actresses .Everybody that heard the story was shocked as to how that would have happened because although they are from the same town .
X is a girl about town, tall, light skinned and pretty and from a very wealthy and influential home.

X's mum owns one of the biggest and oldest private schools in Port Hahaha, one of her older brothers, a former well placed person owns a popular night club in Hahaha.

 It was even said that X was leaving in the warlords Lagos house and driving his wonder on wheels cars.

Fast forward to a year or so later, there's a story everywhere now that the child is actually for a very handsome, generous and randy King . 

It wasn't surprising as it was the first time as X actually had a relationship with the randy king for a while until things turned sour when she took her beautiful friend Y for a threesome with the king, after the threesome the king fell in love with Y and X was sidelined. 


And a steamy relationship ensued between Y and the king till Y opted out to sign the dotted lines.The snatched relationship comprised of Trips abroad, shopping sprees, romantic nights together at Y's house, parties in her duplex with the king in attendance,infact the king practically lived in her house because his family lives out of station.. 

X tried to make noise about the betrayal but Lo and behold she began to stink her really bad with rashes all over her body, no one could get close to X and all her friends abandoned her until she found a solution to the problem.

The King is now disputing paternity of X's child.


Scene two open with.....
 Reliable sources saying a DNA test was carried out and it came out negative for the king but X is still insisting that her child is a prince of the great kingdom .Could it be that X doesn't know who knocked her up? Who is lying between X and the king and who is telling the truth?

Remember that Y is no loner in the picture.


If X is tall,pretty and rich and the king is randy and handsome and loves orgies and runs babes whom he spoils silly with money and checks the DP of all his BBM contacts everyday check for new 'market,find X.

*Scene closes.*



117 comments:

  1. Nawa o. Have no idea, but I will sit and sip my tea reading ur rpy.

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    1. It is not hard to find nau. Here is your X madam, case closed.

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    2. Which formula we go take solve ds ur equation now ehn?

      Gat no idea @ all.......decoders pls come in here abeg. Thank you very much

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    3. E har ro, I no lie ooooo oyaah over to dem decoder. ..

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    4. Hahahaha, Port Harcourt gist
      X + Y = Z find X, If Y is Vivian Owo, and Z is King of Bonny. Therefore X = IB Dikibo daughter of owner of Aladumo. Portharcourt people haff come oh. Stella no chop this post and comment.

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    5. Anon 12:38, did you use BODMAS? Your answer looks correct, hmmm...

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    6. Anon 12:38 I bow o

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  2. Which method do we use to solve ds equation?
    I cn only remember Almighty formular

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    1. @Ndubuisi .... Ur head dey there!

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    2. Hahaha! Na completing the square method.

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    3. Try using quadratic equation.

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    4. Using Quadratic equation, X =?
      Y=?
      King=?
      Coming back for the decoders.lol ife na eme.
      Queen Linda over to you.


      Nwunye Okeke

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  3. Lmao...hahahahaha. this one tough oo.
    As I'm not now good in mathematics ehn. How do I find X? Chai!
    I don't have an idea. Decoders abeg decode. Solve this solution fast fast. Can't wait to giraffe... lmao.lol

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  4. No idea at all at all..na to wait for awon decoders aiye

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  5. SDK mak I carry chair siddon dey wait fr decoders...dis bombass tea dou

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  6. Good morning madam Stellina.

    Please I need the account number of the widow that has twins recently please. I've been searching for the post where you wrote her info but couldn't find it.

    May God continue to bless you Stella


    Oya BVs with decode lips make una come decode this hot gist oo

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  7. Hehehehhehe serious gobe....am sure someone would have a clue!!!

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  8. Chai! Stella don cum again o. Dis gist is too coded for me to decode. I will jejely sit dwn n wait for d almighty decoders.

    Perfect Nails and Lashes Lagos

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  9. This Ivan exam tire me I swear.

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  10. Chai! Stella don cum again o. Dis gist is too coded for me to decode. I will jejely sit dwn n wait for d almighty decoders.

    Perfect Nails and Lashes Lagos

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  11. Oldest private school PH is bereton and macdonald

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  12. ANGELRAY SAID
    Stella na wao, so make I leave work for office begin decode for u abi, Ibinabo crossed my mind but I don't think so, Almighty decoders where arth thou.

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  13. Comments roll in, I have no clue!
    All the names I have in my head, don't add up!

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  14. X is equal to the square root of y thaz all.

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  15. Oriegwu. Ama check the comments around 3pm...sweet gist!

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  16. I ve always had issues with mathematics..kai this one pass calculus oooo!! **walks away to take early morning palmie;decoders oya ooooo** @MARTINS ABOY

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  17. Using pythagoras theorem solve for X! But Aunty X, witout Y is somehow o....

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  18. Hahahaha! now This is what I call a good morning!!!!!

    I have no idea but what a crazy movie.
    Let me wait patiently for my honourable decoders.

    *eating indomie with pepper & sipping hot milo*

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  19. Dis GCE Exam hard oooo,,dont even know whr to start,,decoders abeg decode fast oooo.

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  20. It is too early to start cracking my brain

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  21. I am X
    I am Y
    I am the King

    I am XYZ

    Bwahahhahahaha

    I Dnt knw any of them oo. Na 'I must comment syndrome' dey worry me today

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  22. Woah! This is tough!!!!!

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  23. Stella! You wished her well when you posted her wedding and You didnt even congratulate her on the birth of her baby but u r carrying her coded gist.
    Diarizgodoooooo

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    1. Anon 9:11 Pls complete d story na

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    2. Enhen? *comeandwhisperinmyears* who is it?

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    3. Anony, don't also 4get its a gossip blog and not a church! If gossip no dey, na praise and worship we come find here? Nah

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    4. Anon 9:11 is talking about this gist... I think. http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2014/06/port-harcourts-most-eligible-militant.html?m=1

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    5. Y = Vivian, she just had a beautiful baby girl in far away USA.

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  24. Eyin decoders daa o?yur attention is needed,this 1 is somehow,port harcourt people shld know the gist nw abi?

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  25. Hehehehehehehe. Okay nah, let the gossip begin.

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  26. Decoding of life, una wey Sabi town gist I beg fall in sharply. Will cum back in a few.. .

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  27. No idea.waiting for dem decoders

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  28. Hian,me go dey here wait 4 ans

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  29. oya o,decoders shuld help us out.Waitin 4 comments.
    #Nazzylicious

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  30. If u can decode this then we gats crown u King/queen decoder of destiny for the nation, of the world and by the Universe!


    The only tin I fit decode dia na Port hahaha, port harcourt lmaoooo!

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  31. Algebraic equation dy/dx =x find x. Hahahahahahaha stellambong I de feel this gist no be small.

    Oya decoder come make we de coco.hahhahaaahhha

    Sexy F

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  32. Ok...lets go there....Y is Vivian Owo who recently tied the knots with a retired Militant.

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  33. Stella, we more clue Prodessor.

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  34. This one hard...Stella abeg borrow me that your sit

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  35. Pls dear decoders, me and d other 45 BVs' are patiently waiting and refreshing this page for the solution of the equation. Biko nu, respond !


    Butterscotch

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  36. Most of your readers can't decode because they live in lagos and abuja not ph....i know this gist well but will hold my mouth

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    1. You know nada! If you knew, you would've spilled! You got nothing to lose anonymous!

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  37. Abeg who get the King number cos I need to call him for business. #smiling

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  38. Is this some kind of further maths? No idea at all.

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  39. abeg make una find x, y and z as well.

    Someone has already decoded y. I dey wait make una decode x and king z.....

    SDK of life!!

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  40. This is what the Igbos call:





    ONO NSO ERU AKA.

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  41. like seriously, almost 40comments and no one could solve this equation? brb...make I consult the oracle...

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  42. Just got back from work can't sleep Becos am trying to know who they are, kai shege jagwa, walahi talahi make decoders wake up na.


    Sexy F

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    1. I like that king Edward you know? Why? I remember when my friend wanted to force me into this runs thing here in London. My very first man happened to be this king Edward,one young good looking man. The guy noticed the way I was behaving you know, like jjc which I am, he asked if I ever done this kind of runs thing before, I said no. He said he doesn't wanna force me into doing what I don't wanna do. That he has a sister like me studying in the UK as well, and won't like seeing her in this type of situation. The guy gave me 800 pounds and put me in a cab. He didn't touch me! He gave me his phone number both home and abroad and said I'm free to call him whenever I want. Thank God for him, and after that day I erased any thought of runs in my mind.

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    2. That means e no like you be that. Lol

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  43. Aladumo educational centre.mrs ogan school.her son owns liquid night club

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  44. Gbiiim! Lol abi na Vivian n co? No b my mouth una go hear am..as stella no fit name names, me I can't...

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    1. Yea dat Vivian came to my mind cos I remember stella did her wedding post here and dat day was so hot. Stella later deleted d post cos d yansh opening was out of this world. Chai!!! Amebo dey give blood o.

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  45. King Edward of Bonny kingdom

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    1. Guam! Na ur mama born u.

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    2. King of bonny island- king. Oga I hail U (remembering the days of flying chopper to the island! Kia...I tnk allah for using cele.... The ikwerre gentleman to change me. His excellency I ur reward dey heaven)
      Vivi my sugar-y or X
      Fifi my love.
      I hope I learnt to decode well.

      Better gist dey town sef, e be like say I go send mail reach stella. Dis one na old talk.

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  46. Decoder pls come over, let solve this equation

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  47. Oya y'all should crown me d Queen of decoders! Hahahhaha!
    As a bonafide Port Hahahaha chic ( lmao! SDK u too much jor!) lemme decode this mystery small.
    Assuming Z = King E
    Y = Vivian
    X must = IB. Mother owns Ala...something School and hall by GRA junction. Pls y'all can LIQUIDify d rest. I don try. Phew! Wipes sweat of my face.

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  48. do I heard head ward of bo Bo bo bo ny ny ny ny. Stella I dont dey stammer oooooo

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  49. Port Harcourt people una too dull sha! Una no fit decode una own gist. Na wa!

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  50. Ib, Vivian, ateke, liquids night club, aladumo school, portharcourt. Use these to fill in the blank spaces

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  51. Mehn see hot gist *itching ears* . Amma relax & wait for comments! I trust our PH bvs nt to disappoint. Portharcourt gist makin sense since 1900AD.. Hehehe

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  52. Small maths people no no again that why many of us fail our Exam. simple x+Y= xY
    XY+Stella=xystella dimoko korkus
    xystelladimokokorkus+king=kingstelladimokokorkus.
    because she is a lady she has to be Queen stella Dimoko korkus. The answer is Queen stella dimoko queen of gossip, lolo 1 of the decoder by omoba

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  54. Nobody needs a seer to know its Ib ogan n the king is king of Bonny island n the name of her mothers school is Aladumo n the y is her dear friend that year Vivian owo n the name of the militant Ateke Tom west Ib ogan na old gist when don cast for the town

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  55. Na for code well the Z is king Edward of Bonny y is Vivian owo x is Ib ogan the militant is ateke Tom west the name of her mothers school is Aladumo the name of her brothers club is liquid both in gra port harcourt IB OGAN

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  56. Where dem de na? The PH fifle? Kai yarinyas ati yaro wey de reside for there una no de put ears for ground? XYZ who dem be? Where dem de? Results rolling in



    Sexy F

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  57. Mehn see hot gist *itching ears* . Amma relax & wait for comments! I trust our PH bvs nt to disappoint. Portharcourt gist makin sense since 1900AD.. Hehehe

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  58. I dont even want to know the girl..buh wassup wit this issue of prince and royalty...commoner no be better person ni...som girls will just carry royalty for head...me wey I be princess sef,i no reason am..av got pressing matters, mtchew

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  59. Decoders still dey learn for were dis coded gist dey....madam stellina na only u know d answer abeg come under annon and decode it biko.

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  60. it's vivian owoh na, haba this is not a coded gist....she dated king eddy for a long time and that guy spoilt her silly oo

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  61. Abi x = Ibinabo? Someone talk to me.

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  62. This is really a woman's blog!

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    1. wot has made it a woman's blog?una can de reason rubbish?

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  63. Ib Ogan is X, King Edward of Bonny, ib's Bro ownd the night club liquid. Vivian Owo is Y and now married to a former militant.

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    1. See decoding oooh chai!
      Ehen!! So
      Y= Vivian
      X= King Edwards
      Z= IB but which of the ibs?
      Oga oooooooh

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  64. This gist is too complicated.

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  65. Bia, if Ph group no fit decode this gist wet come from their doormot, wahala go de oh. abi una dull reach this level? if na Lagosians and Abuja peeps, dis for be moimoi for their side. Make una no floor una community for here oh. Oya rise up to this challenge.

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  66. Ms Chikala

    I knew there's a Vivian in the answer but don't know the rest. A least i tried biko (big grin)

    Decorders una dey try biko e no easy..

    IT'S MY FIRST TIME MAKE UNA HAIL ME O!!!

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  67. Stella, you get for body,lol.

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  68. Na God use him own hand deliver Nari Batubo.
    Dude suffered in the hands of that girl.
    Belema Dikibo, you sister market don reach village square o!

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  69. Amanyanabo no dey tire.
    The man list of women is too long.

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  70. She never had anything to do with Ateke apart from work that is helping him build an oil and gas company. But the militant was more interested in nollywood as in actresses. The king is her son father

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  71. Ateke tom and bonny kind edward..dat man loves three some for africa..if u wanna go der and u re a rivers girl,just deny that u re from kogi.he doesn't like been decoded so he prefers his women coming from far..no ask me how I use know biko cos I no be in spec..i fit hook una up as far as I will percentage..

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    1. Hmmmm what's his spec? I'm interested :-)

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  72. Stella is d queen of juicy gist!

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  73. Stella don turn my addiction, chai, God lemme not miss my mid-term today.sweet something... By the way stella, i wanna ask, is it healthy to have sex when you are menstruating? please ask the house for me o, me and my babe dey argue for here biko

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    1. Having sex while menstruating causes cervical cancer. Pls try to avoid it.

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  74. King Edward Asimini Pepple! That man is so handsome!!! Very humble and charismatic too, but he likes women too much! I'm happy his gist has reached here.

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  75. Make i go collect my math set and 4 figure table to decode

    JAY

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  76. Y=Vivian Owoh. X= king Edward pepple Z=Ibiene ogan vivians hubby nt ateke tom it's Ayila

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  77. This one no be Nari wife o.
    It is his former sister in-law.

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