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Sunday, September 28, 2014

Sunday Laughs



UNA GOOD MORNING OOOOO


Have a great Sunday....Had too much champagne yesterday.make i sleep small abeg i get headache,lol.One
love to everyone 


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AND YOU WOULD BE
SIRPRISED SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY LIKE THIS?

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLD STORY...WE USED TO BE 10 SEF....WHO IS GUILTY OF THIS?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHA IYANYA IS VERY
GOOD LOOKING ABEG BUT THE JOKE IS SO FUNNY TO ME

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAHALA...JESUS FOLD HANDS DEY LISTEN
TO YOUR LIES HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NO MATTER HOW MUCH
PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ARSENAL,I WONT QUIT.ANY GUNNERS IN
THE HOUSE?


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THATS ME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WICKEDNESS!

LMAOOOOOOO....I NEVER IGNORE ANYONE UNTIL IT BECOMES
NECESSARY OH.

*FAINTS*



MY OWN IS ''HEY HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE A DOG ADMIRING A WOMAN WALKING DOWN
THE ROAD''?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

KI LE LE YI OH?

WETIN BE THIS WAN?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HOW MOST WOMEN THINK
WHEN THEY BEEN THRU THICK AND THIN WITH A MAN,IS THIS HOW MOST MEN THINK?
LMAO,WICKEDNESS!

LOL

LMAO

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA E PLENTY OH


LOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LOL






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHA ME AND MY OLDER SON OOOO.OUR
EVERYDAY STORY.

I GO EXCUSE MYSELF GO TOILET BEFORE HE DOES SAME.HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE 'MAN OF GOD' SHOULD CALL HIS
NUMBER BY HIMSELF,HE NEED AM 

LMAO


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA PATRICK OBAHIAGBON
NEEDED HERE

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO MIND THEM.SOOO TRUE.


OKAY?....LMAOOOOOOO

IS THERE A WOMAN THAT DOESNT LIKE SHOPPING?LOL

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO






HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH



HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA INSTEAD OF GOING TO HOSPITAL ?LOL

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


LOL



HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I BEG TO DISAGREE!

HEHEHHEHEEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHHE NICE ADVICE.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA




HHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA NO EDUCATED GIRL WILL MARRIAGE YOU TOO.



LOL

LMAOOOOOOO

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA







LOL

LOOOOOOL






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

JESUS!..AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

LOL



LOL

Watching Football with our wives can
be very annoying, frustrating and stressful. The example below is
typical (I pity the guy no b small):

Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?

Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo
Walcott!!!

Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for?

Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red
means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow -
warning, Red - Stop.

Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea.
What again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world cup.

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world
cup? Where are you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene Wenger

Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is
Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me
jare!! (Changes Channel to African Magic).

=D=))=D=))=D
What a relief.



This seat is in case ya time was wested.





44 comments:

  1. Biko stellosky no get headache ohhh. Take some medication and rest. Happy Sunday

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  2. No credit? Mtchewwww
    Stella be guided!!!

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  3. Hahahahahah, that birthday appreciation cracked me up. Thanks Stellz.

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  4. Very funny!! Happy sunday madam Stella

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  5. Is that not Fanti kenke? Ghana food. Ate it once or twice with shitor

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  6. Lwtmb!!!! Stella this is the best "weekend" laughs ever!!!! Funny die

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    1. U sure? Talk true oo... she no go dash u recharge oo

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  7. Chelsea wenger! Hahahahahahaha!

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  8. God bless u stella,take care o.sanuu.

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  9. Stella iri 2 much!!!!!!!!weldone Sterra of life

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  10. Hahahahahaha! My kid sis is so guilty of that 'ELEMENO P'. Jeeez! Can't stop laughing.

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  11. Stella pls bring d Ini Edo gist before u sleep biko

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  12. Gunners forever joor.
    www.makeupcubicle.blogspot.com

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  13. all those that contributed are finished, Lol

    elemeno, why do they always rush this part?

    praying in church and at home, notice me syndrome. lol

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  14. Really had a good laugh. Bless you Stells
    Happy Sunday Sdkers

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  15. So Stella used to take 10 of her friends to a date? Ratchet much

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  16. Lmao SDK...the hubby and the wifey watching football really cracked me up.I'm definitaly starting my week with laughter.

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  17. Stella, I've been meaning to send u the gist of that guy in the "like father like son" pic. Just go to facebook and check out Hon Jefflove. Hmmm! If u see the way these Bini boys in Italy spend money ehn, u will weep! Very disgusting. They have a club and they all dress up in scary Halloween like costumes to attend parties and throw money in the air like its paper. There is no way those guys r legit. Check out his videos on fb. U will think they r Nollywood film clips. I fear some people sha.

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    1. Just went to snoop on him, it's just as you described! Definitely not legit, which work dey Italy wey dem go fit dey show case stupidity like that??? Very classless!

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    2. Me sef don go do asiri 4 d bobo fb page na wa. D guy must b a ritualist or somtin

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  18. Chai..that Rain and sex bit has me throbbing..I miss sex o..chai. Being celibate not easy. And I like my men well built like the dude in that pic..but in my experience men who look like that, like their babes petite and slim. I wonder if there are buff men out there who like plus size women... *sigh*

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  19. That one with black wrapped around it is a type of kenkey in Ghana called Fante kenkey. It was big but now the economy has made it small.

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  20. Thanks Stella. Nice jokes.
    @play station...did dat a lot,as kids on hols in d villa,grandma used to send us to wash breadfruit seeds(ukwa) by d riverbanks,once we don, we pack d baskets up d hill n slam d waters.but d tree is no longer in d water now. Dunno hw come?
    @Arsenal...Gunners for life. We got patience like kilode? We gonna make heaven. I see trophies ahead anyway.
    @Dat bird whistle...is for kiddies,they love it,it's got water inside, once u blow it,it makes a bubbly whiz sound n blows out bubbles into d air.
    @Feelings...men's 2 major issues-food and sex.
    @ d naked dancer?...Naija fm 102.7 lagos did same to my hubby's niece yesterday afternoon, d music was old school nonstop n she kept dancin in her panties for hrs, she go even market later...9ice-Gongo aso, J-Martins - Iva, P-Square-Busy body, Flavor n Mc Loph - Osondi, Dbanj-Igwe, numerous,just too many.And...
    @Rain and sex? Over true sef.
    Happy weekend everyone.

    Xhlrted p.

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  21. Lolzzzz so funny.stella tnks.gunners for life.*anne*

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  22. Stella, nice collection. I had a good laugh with my wife...😃

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  23. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Chelsea wenger indeed.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  24. SDKers sabi gist sha. Haba! Joblessness on a Sunday is not good o. I checked out that Jefflove guy on fb and I was rotflmao
    Living stars club or what do they call themselves? Razz edo boys

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    1. Choi I don jonz e be like say d guy don remove the page

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  25. Hahahahahaha Stella you no go kill me at all. Very funny photos

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  26. I enjoy d Chelsea wenger

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