MSCHEEEEEEW!
Hey you all....Have a great Saturday and God bless you.
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EXECUTIVE BICYCLE.NEXT GOV ROCHAS SHOULD BE PRESENTED ONE
LIKE THIS ON HIS BIRTHDAY. |
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| SUCCESS IS NOT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED?HAHAHAHAHHAHA |
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DIFFERENT SET OF LIARS...BELIEVE THE ONE YOU WANT.HAHAHHAA
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GO WEDDING GO DEY SWALLOW EBA AND
OKRO SOUP..HAHAHAHAHAHHA |
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ABEG THIS HIPS IS NOTHING COMPARED
TO THE ONE I SAW YESTERDAY. |
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AHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THESE ARE TOASTING WORDS IN JAPAN,PLEASE DO NOT USE IN NIGERIA |
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHICH ONE IS I AM NOT DOING
AGAIN? |
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DEDICATED TO ALL THE NEW MUMS IN THE HOUSE.HOPE YA ALL
SLEPT LAST NIGHT..HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOTHERHOOD ROCKS BUT THE STRESS NO BE HERE. |
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| LMAOOOOOOOO.AWON ALAKOBA.... |
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LOL.THE FIRST TIME I FIXED LASHES ON ONE OF MY VISITS TO NIGERIA
MY EYELIDS GLUED TOGETHER AND IT WAS WAR PULLING THEM
APART BECAUSE SHE USED SUPER SUPER GLUE.tHE NEXT NIGHT I WAS
AT THE AIRPORT RETURNING,BY THE TIME I GOT TO CHARLES DE GAULLE
AIRPORT MY EYES WERE SWOLLEN AND ITCHY AND I STARTED USING MY
SPITTLE TO SOFTEN THE LASHES AND PULL THEM OUT...I HAVE BEEN SCARED
EVER SINCE. HEHEHEHEHEHHE.
WHO SHARES MY STORY? |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA SO WHAT COLOR WROTE NOW? |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA CAKE WATCH OR WHAT? ABUJA CAKE LADY CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS
CAKWETION?LOL |
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| HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR LAUGHING AT THIS DRY JOKE BUT THE CATS FACE CRACKED ME UP |
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THIS IS IS THE TRUTH OH,KIDS ARE SO CRAZY ABOUT FONES
NOW. |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SOOOO WRONG.OMG OMG |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY BELLLE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA |
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| HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AND OBJ SAYS IT LIKE IT IS. |
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| HAHAHHAHAHA WICKED COUSIN |
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
BABA IYABO DANCING AND TWERKING |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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TRHAT IS WHY YOUR PICS AND STATUS HAS TO MINISTER TO THAT HATER.
ERRRM I AM GOING FOR A BRUNCH PARTY AND MIGHT SNAP PICS.HATERS PLEASE
CHECK MY FACEBOOK LATER.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
LMAOOOOOOO
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CHOI THIS SIGHT MAKES ME MISS MY MAMA OOOOOOO.MOI MOI WITH CRAYFISH
AND FISH INSIDE,THEN YOU USE ICE WATER AND SUGAR TO SOAK IJEBU GARRI. |
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| LOOOOOOOOL |
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAOMG OMG
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| JESUS! |
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| HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA OH GOD WHY DO I LAUGH SO BAD.WHAT IS THE CAUSER OF THIS?ARE YOU AWARED? |
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| HUH?I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS |
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| OH WOW,CUNNY MAN DIE CUNNY MAN BURY AM...IS THIS THE NORM THESE DAYS?LOL |
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| IS THIS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL? |
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| HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOWHERE TO HIDE? |
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| LOOOOOL |
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| DAILY....LMAO!!!....YOU NKO??? |
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GIMME THE YORUBA PROPOSAL ANYDAY,I DO NOT JOKE WITH AMALA
AT ALL.I MEAN THE COMPLETE AMALA DISH COMPRISING OF GBEGIRI,ROUNDABOUT,ASSORTED,FISH,EWEDU..LOL |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YOU TRY. |
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| THE RESULT - COMPLETE FAILURE!!! |
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THIS SEAT IS FOR YOU IN CASE I WESTED YA TIME..LOL
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Still not funny . *yawns* .
ReplyDeleteI guess ur problem is bigger than d jokes...Kpelle!
DeleteLol
Delete@ Anon 11.36, "still"?! My question is, why do u keep checking?
DeleteRme
haha cool
ReplyDeleteFinally yay! !!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahhaahhaahhha
ReplyDeleteNice one!
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Hahahahahhaha..... Thanks stella, dope once yu posted no doubt.......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Hahahahahhahaa..
ReplyDeleteStella abeg make I drop!!..they don't use superglue for eye lash...hahahahahahaah
Mehn I still remember that tin moi moi prepared with palm oil...it can sweet for Africa choi!!!..
But to wash the tin after using is something else which I hate doing those days..
*memories*..
people when they're about borrowing from you and when you want it back, Hahahahaha, so true.
ReplyDeletePhotoshop gone wrong@ madam big hips, shadows do not lie, *tongue out*
kids and game, gosh! inseparable!
Stella the phone is an Apple Phone, get it? The purple marker reads No!!! Not NOW.
ReplyDeleteBut this your seat na wah ooh. Fear God oh!
LMAOOO,Stella you didn't waste my time at all. Good laugh was just what I needed
ReplyDeleteLHURVE DAVIES
bauahahhahahahahhahahha @ everything in my account, I am not doing again. Fagbemi Samuel is not smiling.
ReplyDeletehahahhahahahhahahahaha
I dislike people with ugly looking lips. I hate them more when they pout.
ReplyDeletehehhehehe....
ReplyDeleteS to D K, you must be a learner at the time.
to take off fake lashes, just apply baby oil on them for a few minutes, then pull 'em, it comes off with ease.
not a fan of fake lashes though...
makes it look like am carrying load on top of my eyes.
I'd rather use 'sky rise NYC mascara'...it makes them longgggg. you should try it
Stellacious...... As usual giving it to us real good.
ReplyDeleteThat thing looks like an apple watch.
Someone carefully carved a watch out of a giant sized red apple.
slow start to a good finish. i hope u grab.
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh u didn't west my time. Happy weekend all
ReplyDeleteReally? you don't salt noodles?.
ReplyDeleteD spices onsire d noodle packet contains salt already...why add another salt? U be bad cook...abi na cooker..Ajo ite!
Delete"inside"
DeleteHilarious collection!
ReplyDeleteHahahah Stella dat eyelash thingy is so true, it happened to me d first time I put it...I was scratching nd my eyes were swollen nd red...since den I dey run from d thing
ReplyDeleteHubby was angry dat day eh, asked if I wanted to go blind..lol
Chai, I miss White House, their Amala/ Gbegiri/ Ewedu is wow !!
ReplyDeleteI luv d seat
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahahahahahahahAhh
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ReplyDeleteHahaha.
ReplyDeleteNice collection.
Lol @ use this thing to reset your destiny.
ReplyDelete*lips sealed and watching*
finally lol. I have been waiting for this. thanks ooo
ReplyDeleteThat's dabotas chair .
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteGet me another seat biko
Lmao! No time 'wested' SDK.. the Ekosodin own is a cult babe punishing a regular guy. Truely only in Ekosodin. Hehehe
ReplyDeleteI got it now...hahahahahaha! D girl dey vex oh.
DeleteLol, thank you Stella. That watch actually looks like it was made from a red apple....
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh.
Thanks Stella.
Thanks Stella, motherhood rocks but it's stressful.
ReplyDeleteMy 7 weeks old baby won't sleep during d night until early morning, it's so tiring.
Thankx Slela
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Wow!
ReplyDeleteHilarious and outrageous! How on earth did anyone make that kind of chair without getting a splinter in their hands?
Nice one Aunty Stella!
Lol.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed today's jokes. See Baba n ashawo, hahahahahahahaahhahahaha SDK na u biko. U no west my tym. Thumbs up. GEJ2015. Still dey laugh.. hhahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahakwikwikikikikikikikikihohohohohohohohohohheheheheheheheheheheehhahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed today's jokes. See Baba n ashawo, hahahahahahahaahhahahaha SDK na u biko. U no west my tym. Thumbs up. GEJ2015. Still dey laugh.. hhahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahakwikwikikikikikikikikihohohohohohohohohohheheheheheheheheheheehhahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed today's jokes. See Baba n ashawo, hahahahahahahaahhahahaha SDK na u biko. U no west my tym. Thumbs up. GEJ2015. Still dey laugh.. hhahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahakwikwikikikikikikikikihohohohohohohohohohheheheheheheheheheheehhahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLol@ lashes. The first time I tried tgat was a day to my trad marriage. I pulled it off immediately after the marriage and didn't even bother during my church wedding. The thing wahala plenty...
ReplyDeleteThe moi moi in tin, Choi, I loved to eat the top. It has this taste of tin in it....
Lol@ salaries.... My own b like magic o...lol
BLOG ANALYSER: hilarious, I saved some. That seat scared untill I discovered it was mere foam
ReplyDeleteStella dis ur seat, say na glass them take make am, wickedness upon high places, pure weapon. The jokes cracked me up silly.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha!
DeleteAm still laughing
Will be back!!!
SDK u do river ooh
Lmao!! @ dat kid and thumb thou!! Kids and game! Lol. Most of them is so funny!! Thanks
ReplyDeleteYoruba ladies no get rival for that eye lashes stuff. Even d woman who sell fish for me at d market has one on. U won't catch me dead with that rubbish stuff.
ReplyDeleteNice one Stella
ReplyDeleteChizoba you are ugly .
ReplyDeleteMe likey
ReplyDeleteUnbeatable
Very funny
ReplyDeleteSucking dick to retain ur hubby? Lol
ReplyDelete@ josphine, must u go tribal about everything? My corper fwend can fix that tin die and she is from Imo
ReplyDeleteStella I tank you for filling my weekend wit laughter.Me and hubby looks forward to ya jokes,we get to laugh together.U have not wested our time.
ReplyDeleteYour man's money is yours if he loves you and if he is not selfish.The two shall become one says the word of God.
ReplyDeleteThat cheque cracked me up...I'm not doing again lol..thank you Stella
ReplyDeleteVery funny I always look forward to this
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