The Vibrator (dildo) seems to have taken over a lot of men's bedroom Obligations for now.
Vibrator is the new side lover that most women that do not want to cheat depend on when darling hubby's manhood fails
Your wife has a vibrator and you found out?what did you do?what would you do?
Would you rather catch a man on top of her or catch her riding a dildo?
If you object,tell us why and how you hope to curb her libido when you are almost never there and especially if your erection takes days to come up..lol
Lmao!
ReplyDeletetoday comments go sweet die
Delete@Kehinde Ake over to u
@Galore
All these stupid rabbits no jes follow mehn. If it is not panadol, it cannever be panadol. Jes like Aunt Ronalda will say:
Delete"Toys augment sexual pleasure, they don't replace a partner"
So Y waste ur time wid rabbits instead of working on ur marriage and looking 4 natural ways of enhancing ur sexlife?
Some women seek too much pleasure 4rm diz yeye rabbits that dy don't care abt dr hubbys anymore--Too bad.
*lips sealed and watching*
It's my birthday today!!! I bless God for another year!
DeleteLmkmd....
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Hbd pink sunset
DeleteHappy birthday pinksunset
DeleteHappy birthday pinksunset
DeleteHappy Birthday Pinkie Darling!
DeleteMay God bless u now n always.
Happy birthday darling and many happy returns. @ Eesah: lol! How're you doing honey? I so knew you'll go there.
DeleteErection takes days to come up? Choi! Hahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHow can I ride a dildo when I can easily grab any dick I want?..sugar boys never finish nau..
ReplyDeleteI like the real rod..
Fuck dildo!!..
I trust you. ...hope you actually do all these things you say on this blog. ..cuz your type na all mouth, no action
DeleteLol! Dildos been saving my life since 1903. I dnt know about you or sugar boyz.
DeletePS. LOVE YOU MORE ADADIURANMA!
#HotIce.
Always sounding lewd. Lock her up in a room and she can't do shit.
DeleteI know your type
Abeg no vex I fink say u be married woman. My dear if u done marry leave sugar boyz n face ur hubby, I done marry too. Coz this ur statement be wan give my phone virus
DeleteI like u
DeleteHehehe. Na u o
DeleteLiar!
DeleteI trust u d queen herself u no dey dissappoint me.
DeleteHahahaha... @ queen You are so raw n i like it...
Delete*am out*
Na so u go still they grab AIDS. Yeye worry u.
DeleteLinda Eze oji onu egbu oji.
DeleteBwahahahaha!!!!!
Linda eze,loud barks and feeble bites best describe your cougar\lesbo attempts. We all know you are too busy here as a no nonsense queen,and your hands are full with being a wife and mum.Nice try with these string of made~up escapades... When your imaginary sugar boy becomes a reality,you may not ve to announce it.your cameo appearances here will do the needful.Love your humour tho.
DeleteReal penis is the kokolet
DeleteAll na cheating shaa,but I'd use Vibrator when hubby isn't giving it to me the way I want..but will nver let it take control over me..
ReplyDeleteI'm considering getting 1. I don tire 2 talk 2 my oga. Which one is sex once a month? I be wood? And he wasn't like dis b4. He neva used 2 gv me breathing space. Now dat I really enjoy it he takes it away from me. Its really frustrating. And I'm just 27 with 3 beautiful children. I tire o. Almost 3yrs he started dis ish
DeleteI'm considering getting 1. I don tire 2 talk 2 my oga. Which one is sex once a month? I be wood? And he wasn't like dis b4. He neva used 2 gv me breathing space. Now dat I really enjoy it he takes it away from me. Its really frustrating. And I'm just 27 with 3 beautiful children. I tire o. Almost 3yrs he started dis ish
DeletePls stop using vibratory and dildos! They make the clitoris numb after constant use! After a while, you won't get pleasure from a man unless he uses it cos your clit will be numb!
DeleteYour hubby is cheating so don't kill yourself.....get a vibrator
DeleteWhen I first started dating hubby and he found out I had a vibrator (which I had owned way before him), he almost broke up with me cos he just couldn't deal! Fast forward 8 years he now joins in d fun:) you should see his face when I use the vibrator on his balls during the deed:) He in turn uses it to stimulate my clits! Extra pleasure for all abeg! So in my marriage a vibrator is certainly not an intruder..
DeleteHehehe since I be learner for dis topic make I siddon wait for comments to roll..
ReplyDeleteLinda nd Ezenwanyi dem wey be d mama's for dildo matter, make una come tell us ur experience abeg..Lol
Ur head touch abi?????
DeleteDont U know I'm a prayer warrior and thus these things are despicable in my sight.
Sister ammy,repent uwa na acho zi kwa ikwu.
Prayer warrior. So? Ar u nt a human being. Mtchewww. All dis hypocrisy. Abeg make we hear word. As if konji no dey catch pastorz again? Madam prayer warrior
DeleteBwahahaha Ezenwanyi if U be prayer warrior den Me I be choir mistress! !
DeleteUwa adighi acho ikpu biko kwa...Lmao
Anonymous 10:18pm, your reply suggests you're either a new blog visitor or you skip Ezewanyi's comments. She's goofing around, honey. Ezewanyi is a chief priestess who occasionally backslides to being a prayer warrior before returning back to the high sea. But one constant factor is her love for sex and all its appurtenances! LMAO! @ Ezewanyi : how're you doing? *in Wendy Williams's voice * you've been off the grid.
DeleteAppurtenances?????.
DeleteChoi!!!!!
See big engrish oooo.......
I'm good @Ronalda.
Any woman that thinks she needs a dildo cos of one reason or the other,Don't be deceived dildo can't solve ur problem.Jesus is all u need.silly women doing dirty things.
ReplyDeleteLilian shut your stupid mouth, u don't use a vibrator but u dey sleep with married man? Na u holy pass abi?
DeleteThat pic is epic. Lmao! I stopped masturbating since I got married. Nah, I don't need no dildo.
ReplyDeleteAs in eeh..I don laff tire for the pix. Had to save it sef.
DeleteDH Is dildo himself
ReplyDeleteI'm not bothered about this kinda gist
Holla!!!
I'm one of the first 4 million to get the new Iphone 6
The good thing is I'm getting mine for FREE
It's arriving today
Vain me can't wait to take bathroom mirror shots
Instagram hashtags are awaiting me
I'm hotting o
U are a liar iPhone will be out for pple that order on Friday
DeleteLol Marmie the liar. I no fit laugh
DeleteGood questions, i await comments from sdkers lol
ReplyDeleteCrazy woman. And it's u that's wants to commit murder or murder someone if ur husband's cheats. Oyi mu eye bo lapo
ReplyDeleteI will even need that dildo now,because am really enjoying sex now,and hubby isn't ready to give it to me always,like what happened yesterday night,that I was extremely horny and hubby insisted that he was feeling sleepy,had it been my dildo was there,i won't even stress him atall.if real rod can't perform it then dildo will do it better.
ReplyDeleteMy dear me and u are on d same page. Some1 dat used 2 go 3-7 times a wk. Now if I mk move wahala. And I'm so active
DeleteOh na hubby dey cheat biko
DeleteEthan u don talk am finish, there hubby's dey cheat like mad, which one tire for there. Make una look well well.
DeleteChai. ..oya over to married men and women
ReplyDeleteThat picture is hilarious! Why should a man be jealous of his lover's dildo? Dude grab that dildo and join the fun, your sex life will transcend from ok/good to freaking amazing!
ReplyDeleteSdk,that pic on its own is funny.See the woman weeping cos her hubby is destroying her joystick!Lol.
ReplyDeleteHahaha @Days to come up
ReplyDeleteDildo is better than cheating on ur hubby with anoda man
ReplyDeleteMy wife cheated on me with a very close family friend... Asked her to leave but my family said she must stay, that she will change...my youngest son almost died in the process.. Yes she is still my wife but I can never trust her.. My kids needs their mother.. I have never cheated.. Its painful.
ReplyDeleteAnon 12:41 I knw ow u feel.its actually not dat easy buh u jst hv to forgive her & let go of d pain.U r a good man.
DeleteAww! I can only imagine how u feel but pls find a place in ur heart to forgive her, that is if she's really willing to change
DeleteEya. Dt Wud b very painful. Take heart bro.
DeleteMen treat u like dirt then cry blood if u cheat..... What was her reason for cheating? It's not only women who should work on themselves in marriage.... Cos u never cheated doesn't mean u are mr perfect...... Most men cheat all the time and the general public expect women to forgive so forgive your wife if she has shown remorse......
DeleteHow do u know he is a good man? Cos he said he has never cheated? U might not cheat but be a lousy husband or lover..... We don't know ur character so we can't take your side...... It's not all the time women will endure the rubbish u men dish out....
DeletePlease why not tell sdkers how it happened, Why feed them with half baked story? If I may ask,which of your family advised you to give me a chanced ? This husband of mine,God! You are just a pathetic liar. You wish you have the guts to discuss your cheating wife with anyone,not even with me your wife. I'm sorry to say I will carry on until you are realize you are a man, not just a man also a husband that needs to satisfy his wife's needs. Don't come here to type half story, if you are not ready to tell the full story. Because you want to act the victim! Enough Said!!!
DeleteYou whe don chop white man blokos, e sweet you abi na the money take you go him place?
ReplyDeleteErection takes days to come up? Stella of life....
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha.....guys over to you....nor be to dey make mouth o....and be shouting am coming,am coming when you have not even started....lazy bag of bones....may
ReplyDeleteAm even planning on getting a dildo. My hub keeps wondering y i dnt respect him and i get angry si easily. If only he knws how he had made my 4 yrs wt him misrable by leaving me high and dry everytime we made love. He s jst a 1 min indomie noddle and he can pound and pound and pound wt his finger.. I so much love him and had neva wanted to hurt his ego,but i let out my frustrations on other things. On sat,i prepared for a vigil,hr told me dt if i want ds marrige to continue dt i sld nt leave d house. I took my bath and left d house. He called my dad$ was sobbing on d phone. My dad called me to gobck to d house.i went bck and gv him d biggest lashing wt my tongue
ReplyDeleteI told him dt i came bck cos of my dad and dt i v no respect for a man who cannot satisfy a woman and wnt even go for a second round.
I v no respect fr a man who wl always report u to ur parents
I v no respect for a man who prefers his umu boyi to his wife
I v no respect for a man who stares at women like mumu.
And so many oda things dt i said dt nyt.
He was jus quiet.
After i let out my hrt,it was as if a burden had been lifted out of me.
After ds month,am getting my self a dildo and am gonna make him see it. Let his ego hurt d more so dt he can stop taking ds thick tea he takes almost everymorning. Pls how much is a dildo and were can i getvone.i stay around ilupeju
Order online on jumia or konga
DeleteYou didn't realize all these when you guys were courting abi? No human is perfect especially yourself. The grass isn't always greener somewhere else and that dick that's a noodle to you might be a tuber of yam to someone else.
DeleteLmao@thick tea
DeleteUna no go kill person for here!! Order frm jumia or konga or go to that yoruba actress's shop at magodo.
DeleteAbeg shut up with all this u didn't realise when u were courting bullshit..... Don't u know people behave their best when courting? So if she realise she must manage and not complain? Some people just never like to change especially men and when u talk they call it nagging.....
DeleteAnon 5:16 Oya solve her complaints instead of spewing trash here
DeleteWhether Dildo
ReplyDeleteVagina vibrating washing machine
banana
candle
cucumber
pillow
sugar sons d...
old mans flabby d...
e.t.c
After you climax...what next?
SEX IS NOT FOOD.
XOXO MYSTERY
Abi ooh. Sex can never be food, let's give our lives to christ
DeleteBless you
LMAO! XOXO Mystery, your comments really crack me up especially the "sex is not food" quote. Honey, depending on who is "cooking" and "dishing" sex can be as important as food. @ Queen Amy; sweetie, I assume you aren't married yet? Sex between a married couple should be an amazing experience and not a taboo. Being bornagain has nothing to do with having a healthy sex life, if you are married. Coincidentally, pastors's wives should be very hot and spicy in the bedroom as long as they don't dishonour their bodies in any way. Men of God are humans and not spirits, you have no idea what they go through. I think the church should be more open about marital sex and stop shying away from it because a lot of marriages have crumbled due to sex or lack thereof. Some of the best books on sex I've read were written by Christians.
DeleteI love d real thing but d day I tried dat dildo of a thing I swear never to use it again. ...my fellow bv d thing sweet no b small e do me like say I dey another world most expecially dat one wey dey rub clit chai chai mehnnn I feel like using it again but never will dat be in jesus name......
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaa…Dildo is better than cheating, when hubby go on long trip ( nothing compares to the real thing though ) Lol. This reminds MOI of one dildo i use to have, lol, my hubby burn the thing saying it is too big, lol.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Deletedildo bawo? that picture is making me laff like kilode...stella yaf kee me, lmao
ReplyDelete@the queen, And that's why you have no dignity, you are nothing than whore, continue grappling. Different dick and you will find yourself in hell of being single for eternal!! Muumuuu, spitting on your rot p**sy... I love you blog stella keep it log down and tight, good and cool work indeed
ReplyDeleteSon of Solomon
Son of Solomon and U are condemning Queen Linda????????????King Solomon is papa ndi whore and ve U read d songs of Solomon???????
DeleteKing Solomon husband of hundreds of wives and thousands of concubine.
Go and sit ur ass down biko.
....and btw,how about rotting in hell for profanity.
Whore of Solomon.
@the queen, And that's why you have no dignity, you are nothing than whore, continue grappling. Different dick and you will find yourself in hell of being single for eternal!! Muumuuu, spitting on your rot p**sy... I love you blog stella keep it log down and tight, good and cool work indeed
ReplyDeleteSon of Solomon
Men over to u.
ReplyDeleteHmm
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Mehn, if i catch my babe with this thing i go just relocate to another babe shaperly no time.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Taa!!! Relocation na beans?
DeleteAs if the new Babe will not also get one. If u see ur Babe with a dildo, go work on urself!
See ur head. Tiny Dicked boy!
Your prick is small.
DeleteYour prick is small.
DeleteANGELRAY SAYS
ReplyDeleteDildo will never work for me cos there are sugar boys everywhere, abeg i don't ve dat patient.
@angel ray,are u sure everything is ok?...u dropped ur comment just once..so much unlike u
DeleteStupid liar
DeleteIf it is not a dick am not fucking oh.
ReplyDeleteOya boys to men its your call today.
ReplyDeleteDildo? Na that's too much work, I can't be the giver and receiver at the same time except there's a hands free one. Lol.
ReplyDeleteIf a woman is using dildo, d man shld question himself.
ReplyDeleteim blank on thisolo
ReplyDeleteim blank on this
ReplyDeleteI just don't like all dese sex toys of thing...can't deal jeeez!
ReplyDeleteDildo I don't like
ReplyDeleteSugar boys I hate with passion
Sex to me is not something I think or bother about
I cul stay for months
And willing and ready anytime I have my man around
Dildo is better though for those who don't wanna cheat but still horny
I have nothing against those that use it
Try girls
DeleteTry girls
DeleteMy hubby went through a prosectomy last year for prostate cancer. And now, he can't get an erection since then.Luckily for us, even before we know he had cancer, we had bought a dildo on one of our many trips abroad. Fast forward to the present, that's what we use now until he can gain back his erection. So intruder? Not!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's well my dear. I like the way you guys are so together
DeleteVibrator my life - line...... #CaseClosed
ReplyDeleteHahahaha@erection tks days to come up! Na so? But why wud a sane woman choose a dildo over a d**k bikonu??? I don gerit!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather get a lesbo mate than ride on a plastic #kmt
Ooops! Am i a potential lesbo. Choi! Seems I need to stop living in denial. Hehehe
#Gbam!
DeleteI use one cos my hubby is one min. He actually told me to stop using it
ReplyDeleteHe is just jealous....
DeleteBetter a dildo than to cheat o. Cos you can't get pregnant or catch an STD with a dildo. For men against their wives having dildos its usually an Ego thing for them
ReplyDeleteI agree with u totally!
Deleteok... This pix is sooo funny, the man is actually and literally killing the dildo. Can rem when i got into a sex toy shop in NY and later told my bf that i wanted to buy a dildo. He screamed blue murderder and i have never mentioned it again... Abeg, I no dey for quanta
ReplyDeletefuck it abeg.
ReplyDeleteVibrator is different from dildo
ReplyDeleteMehn guys need to wisen up oooo, cus I dnt know why a human wud be sleepn with an inanimate object and be happy,dnt knw if it's bcus of bin sex starved or low sef esteem whicheva one ,see let me tell you sometin for me have not dated any gal for long now, nt becus of anytin buh it restricts my enjoynment in life....wah I do is I make friends with as much as many gals as possible...tru dah friendship, some just fall 4 me with no strings attached, they give me otutu free of charge and they give me well oooo , if otutu na money I for don rich pass dangote..guys change ur strategy..and NO I dnt flirt I just make friends and wait for the right tym to hit the otutu it doesn't take tym...gals are jealous dahs their nature so dahs basically wah I use against them, if one sees me with anoda gal or knows I have many female friends she wud try to make her sef important , na their I go begin dey exploit her crude oil otutu.
ReplyDeleteKwakwakwakwakwakwa..
DeleteKelvin Kelvin..
Iri too much mehn..
I pity you...
DeleteCheap ass childish boy. Smh
DeleteNa God go judge u, infact u worse pass womanizer...playing with pple's feelings anyhow
DeleteDon't worry I understand why you are talking like this, you are still a child...
DeleteOnly an equally idiotic person like Linda will find this irritating juvenile funny.... Mschweeeeeeew
Delete@kevin Happiness, u are MAD. I also believe you are a teenager, useless idiot, I pray you die of HIV
ReplyDeleteI've told my dildo story here before. Hubby and i like to try all sorts in our playroom. The man then decided to get us some sex toys. He got a vibrator, dildo, vibrating balls etc... Anyways, I discovered that I didnt feel a thing when i use the dildo/vibrator on myself but when hubby uses it on me, na fire. I was a bit disappointed about it cos I was looking forward to making use of it when hubby is out of town.
ReplyDeleteA few weeks later, Hubby travelled and d agro hooked me so bad one night... My determination to cum that was high. I armed myself with lube, a porn clip and the rabid rabbit. Omo, see as i dey work the thing!I put all my heart into it and somehow, I came! You would have thought I had hit a jackpot... I called hubby in my excitement to tell him about my great 'accomplishment'. The bros went ballistic on me o! By the time he finished lashing me, all the adrenalin and giz giz in my body had deflated. Alas, Hubby could not stand that i had an orgasm that wasn't caused by him. I was stunned! Who gets jealous of an inanimate object?!
By the time he came back, i realized that he was really hurt. If a stranger had witnessed our discussion, he/she would never have believed that it was this same guy that bought the dildos in question.
Apparently, some men don't like to share their wive's orgasms with anyone or anything. There's also the fear of their wives getting addicted to dildos to the extent of not needing the real thing anymore.
Hahahahahahahaha...
DeleteChoi!!!..
Hahahahahahahaha...
DeleteChoi!!!..
Lol..
DeleteLol..
Deletewhich l av one,,,toto dey scratch me since
ReplyDeleteLol no boy like u for your whole street abi the whole state wey u dey live abi aboki no dey una street...try buy kwuli kwuli sef e go make u cum
DeleteKelvin Sadness or whatever,you are ar harbinger of tears and heartbreak.You talk about your fellow human being's heart and emotions like the inanimate dildo itself.You are evil.I pray you repent.
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time of cussing out but i just had to.
Kelvin happiness be fooling urself as u play with ur destiny u hear? u think say na every girl be human being. Am sure by now ur sperm in already swimming in marine kingdom. Thata's why ure not making money. Keep making friends n distributing ur sperm. i just pity ur wife when u start looking for kids. MEN be sleeping with any girl thinking they are smart, hahahahahaha i laugh becus they do not know how far. If only they know.
ReplyDeleteYayy!!! Champion!!!. Go get a life kelvin, dis 1 wey u dey live dey messed brah. Sha they say maturity is nt for everyone
ReplyDeleteI was considering marrying a guy who can't even make me cum and hit me like he is hitting a rock,then he ask me to marry him and since I don't enjoy sex @ all with him cos of his small dick and the way he pound me like pestle on mourtal I thought maybe if I marry him I will get a dildo and Vibrator,i change my mind because he was dirty on top of all that too
ReplyDeleteDouble wahala!
DeleteDouble wahala!
Delete@queen and Bros of bla bla bla; you are a joke of a wife; a very bad influence to ladies that read this blog. one wonders what your husband did that made God punish him with an apology of a woman like you. And to think that you look that man in the eyes and tell him "I love you" is nauseating and strangulating.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen dildo in my life,never touched it before. I love and enjoy the real thing biko. The dildo doesn't have a waist to balance on when u wanna do d woman on top. If e no b panadol,e can never be like panadol.
ReplyDeletekevin happiness,too bad for u.u knw y?u av jst proven dat u are an excuse for a man.d grls hu evn struggl to pleas u i guess are grls without worth.continue like dis.u wnt go far and u knw wot?do nt rant wen men treat ur sis as a piece of thrash..cuz wot we do must hunt us........
ReplyDeleteThankfully, I don't have the husband problem anymore. I swear by my rabbit! The freedom to control my orgasms is great. I don't like the 'messiness' of entering into new sexual relationships and don't have the patience for man management now. I have had some fabulous experiences my rabbit and I....
ReplyDeleteDon't knock it till you try it
stella its as if you know whats on my mind. I just ordered a vibrator today and its arriving tomorrow. goodness I am always horny. I hope it gives me the sexual release am hoping for cose I cant be jumping from one man to another just cose of sex
ReplyDeleteStellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa where do you get these your pictures from? Too funny, hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteBtw, what's the diff btw a dildo and a vibrator?
Abeg this topic sweet me o!
ReplyDeleteNO BABE CAN EVER EVEN THINK OF USING A TOY AFTER SHE HAS BEEN WITH ME. ALL I DO IS TIE MY TWO LEGS TOGETHER AND PRETEND TO BE A MERMAID. IT WORKS WONDERS.
ReplyDeleteYou need help, seriously
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahaaaaa! Ohhh my dayzzzz!!!
DeleteHehehehehe....lemme draw my seat belt and enjoy the ride
ReplyDeleteKikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteAre there no gadgets for we men? Am tired of using my hand while away from my wife seriously, i need some artificial VJ to f**k, i cant cheat on this faithful woman, who has been playing the role of mother, sister, friend, wife, and girlfriend @ same time in my life, mama Ray you too much.
ReplyDeleteDers an artificial v.j for men, came across it in silverbird galleria in abj try n check online am sure ud get 1
DeleteIt's called Fleshlight...
DeleteDid someone really say "Jesus is all you need?" Folks are craaaaaaaazy to even bring Jesus into a sex topic..lol
ReplyDeleteTo cum or not to cum, that is the questions
so dildo or no dildo, after climax, wat next?................
ReplyDeleteIt really depends on each individual. Sex toys are more fun if used with your partner, my opinion. Naturally if you have to keep them (or it) hidden then that's usually a sign that something is missing somewhere either emotionally or physically. Vibrators and dildos may take the edge off temporarily but what happens when you need to feel the heat from a warm body? Another issue is, whom do you think of while "IT'S " stimulating your lady parts? Lol! Surely you can't be having such a pleasurable experience while imagining your cheating hubby? Oh well! I guess it is what it is at the end of the day but I'm way too sensual to be satisfied without the manly maneuvers of my hubby and his sexy baritone based "soundtracks".
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