This is a true story as recounted to me by my flight attendant friend who works on the international route.
We all know how Custom officials like to ransack peoples luggage at the arrival wing of the international airport on arrival in Lagos.
I have been a victim severally,sometimes I get my way and they let me pass but sometimes they get theirs and I open my luggage for them to 'see' what I am bringing in.
Well according to my friend,they recently got more than they bargained for when they stopped a lady carrying plenty luggage.
The lady was pulled aside and they demanded to check her bags.She was taken to the side and they began questioning her asking what she had in her bags.
She told them she had mostly personal stuff
The customs told her ''Personal stuff?Please open your bags and lets see..''
She told them ''Most of my luggage is full of Medical books.I am a LIBRARIAN and...''
They took to their heels thinking she said ''I am a LIBERIAN..''
LOL.
Hahhhabmhahahhahh chai d fear of ebola... God punish devil. ....hian no b small thing ooo my friends need to to read did!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Odiegwu
DeleteBuhaahahaha #epic hehhehe. Am so posting this on my fbook o
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DeleteLMAO
DeleteWhy do people say severally
DeleteVery good for them. The fear of ebola
Deletehahahahahaha...very funny. lol
DeleteFear of ebola is the begining of wisdom: take off, not only to wash ur hands.
DeleteBwhahahhahahahahahaha. D fear of Ebola. Chai.
DeleteHahahahahahahaha! The fear of ebola
ReplyDeleteBLOG ANALYSER: Naija ooh! Hahahahaha!
DeleteVery funny! Lmao.. But on a more serious note, if she was truly a liberian wld dey just take off and let her into the country?
DeleteLols. This is so funny and epic, couldn't stop laughing after reading this. Lol
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Lmao, for the fear of EVD.
DeleteLol....
ReplyDeleteIt's even surprising that me sawyer didn't infect even one immigration begi begi thief.
Those people are horrible
They starts begging immediately u step dwn. Those people by the runway that tries to help with ur luggage are worse!!!!!
DeleteMamie ooooooooo. Imao
DeleteGeeeez, Engli-Igbo! They "starts" begging........ those ppl that "tries" to help u, Adanne biko try evening school or private home tutors
DeleteSlip of "finger" hun. It happens to everyone. Glad you figured. Now move on.
DeleteHahahahahaha! The fear of Virus
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! The fear of Virus
ReplyDeleteHahaahahahhahahahahah,the fear of Ebola is the beginning of wisdom .nigerian customs they. Can do any how .food stuff wey I ask person to bring for me that is not even up to 30k naira ,the have to collect 25 k naira from the person ,wicked customs .Team M fucking mate countdown day 11 ,4 days to go Gbam Gbam
ReplyDeleteLol.... I think say na only me dey follow d story.... 4 days to go... #cantwait#
DeletePlease what is M fucking mate? Google didn't answer when I asked x_x
DeleteGoogle does not know everything.
DeleteLol! Very funny.
ReplyDeleteLWTMBFHOOO. God catch them.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehe. Who wan die?
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahaha yeye peeps. That was ow dey siezed my polythene bag of cray fish and ogiri. they will go as far as ddigging into ur box of undies. Lol...clowns
ReplyDeleteThieves everywhere! They need to sack all those peeps and employ capable hands ASAP....
ReplyDeleteDon't be deceived, anyone dr put dr will do the same thing, evn YOU..
DeleteThis is a joke.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
ReplyDeletethe fear of @Sawyer is d beginin of wisdom
@Galore
If na u nko? Lol. Ebola is real
ReplyDeletethe fear of @Sawyer Mr Ebola is d beginin of wisdom
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hahahahaha
ReplyDeletethe fear of @Sawyer is d beginin of wisdom
@Galore
stupid custom guys....they stole my set of gold worth N150k on my last trip to london...if i had sold it e for no pain me...learnt my lesson will travel with any set in my handbag.....
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DeleteLiar! Customs won't stealfrom you no matter what. It's the airliners that steal. Some people mix up the airport workers thinking everybody checking bags are customs.
DeleteThose wearing grey uniforms is custom
Those wearing brown are NDLEA.
Those wearing green on black are Quarantine officers and they ve no right to search your bag cos they are to check life animals.
Those wearing white apron are NAFDAC.
Those without uniform are SSS and touts,,,,, lol.
Gold set may've included earrings,ring,chain and maybe a bracelet/anklet,all that for a paltry $1k.They did your ass a favor hun,cheap gold's toxic.
DeleteOMG!!! Hahahahahahaaaaaaa
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hahahahaha....d fear of ebola nah
ReplyDeleteMtcheeewwww they for sreach
ReplyDeletevery funny. the mention of these countries with ebola na race ooo. Ebola it will not be well with you for causing so much pain and fears.
ReplyDeleteFirst time blogger.
Ada baby
very funny. the mention of these countries with ebola na race ooo. Ebola it will not be well with you for causing so much pain and fears.
ReplyDeleteFirst time blogger.
Ada baby
Puhahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteGood for them
Yeye egunje master them
I trust arm robbers and smugglers and cocaine sellers like caribean princess they wud so use dis code.
ReplyDeleteBuahahahahahahaha, @Kelvin, u ds boy, u no well, u re one hilarious morafucker....lol. I wonder what runs in ur head everytime? Whenever I see ur comments, before I read, I dn begin laugh. Kai, u be case. Wetin caribean princess do u 4 ds blog?? Guess na she first knack u akpako?? Hahahahahaha, u re something else.
DeleteThe fear of a liberian is the beginning of unwanted and unprepared race. Usain Bolt energy don enter dia legs by force. oles !
ReplyDelete***Healing-rain***
lol....awon ole
ReplyDeletethey truly got more than what they bargained for
Stella dellavegar am havin a serious crush on you..oooo
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha stupid mofos.
ReplyDeleteO.Y.O is there case.
ReplyDeletelol....yeye pple. They will never get me bcos i nor dey look their eyes when i arrive. If your eyes are on them, they will always stop you to check..stupid pple...as if the bags weren't checked before landing naija
ReplyDeleteFear of ebola hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteFor the sake of my sanity,peace of mind and wellbeing,I give them money... Can't afford to start babling words with them after long flight... I am always so stressed to talk,so I just give them money. And I don't want them opening my things and taking my stuffs.. They are beggers and thieves
ReplyDeleteTrue talk!
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA..It serves them right! lol. I hate the Nigerian customs their wahala too much.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind them lol
ReplyDeleteęrin ree!
ReplyDeleteThe fear of ebola....
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteDose people can be mean
Veerryyy mean
On my way back from Summer Last year dey told me dey needed to see my stuff wen i told dem dey were just personal items
Dey just clustered like bees to honey and I handed dem ma keys
D first Box dey opened just had Footwears in it and dey asked and I said it was for my sisters
And dey asked me " Madam,how many sisters do u have?
Dey proceeded in opening d remaining 5 boxes,bu den plenty of dem Had gathered and dey were chanting n almost Dancing wit dis Evil glint in deir eyes 'Dis Madam has plenty sisters and brothers o"
Of course na,dey named deir price...money changed hands...and even at dat dey were saying it was small and den i casually let it drop dat i was calling "Someone"
Dat was how dey reluctantly let me go...
Buh some can be nice too...wen dey want to...i gave one a loaf of Bread sometime and she was Soo happy.
If you want to escape customs officials' ransacking of your bags, then I advise you to do what I usually do. Have a luggage/bag full of books if you are a student. On reaching their checking area and you are stopped by them, open only that bag for them to see. It is either they tell you to close it and go with other luggage or they ask you if your remaining luggage are the same. Very simple.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahhaaa.
ReplyDeletendi ala.
Oh aunty Stella thanks for the info cus if dem worry me as I dey show tomorrow na same answer I go give dem, thier wahala 3 much
ReplyDelete...=))º°˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚°Âº=)) ,Ebola Ebola Ebola,d fear of mere mention of ur name is d beginning of wisdom lol,cnt stop laughing Oooº°
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ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe ebola tinz, how i wish one of them will be infected with ebola, thieves.
Angelray...fear God ooo.how can u wish someone is infected with Ebola? They can act silly,,i agree but theirs is not up to all these corrupt politicians that loot our funds.
DeleteYou wish them ebola abi.....what if the infected official now has contact with d friend of someone whose younger sister is a friend to your own sister??? check out that chain reaction. be careful what you wish for oo.
ANGELRAY SAYS
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe ebola tinz, how i wish one of them will be infected with ebola, thieves.
Na wetin fit dem, lol! Annoying bunch!
ReplyDeleteLooooolllll....hahahahaha...too funny
ReplyDeleteStella, abeg give us updates on all these BV stories, let's keep up with what'sup after all our good advice *tongueout*
The pic got me loling b4 the story.
ReplyDeleteSooo funny
Hahahahahahahihihihohohoçz. .............................. PEACE
ReplyDeleteLMAO,
ReplyDeletewait o. are you for real? did it really happen?
ReplyDeleteHahahhahhahahahhahahahahaha d fear of ebola is d beginning of wisdom
ReplyDeleteHahaha, beggi beggi touts lol ! Gud for Dem
ReplyDeleteLol.....
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteI love this joke... Hahahahaha #Nice
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha d fear of ebola is d beginning of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteLaugh wan kill me here oooo hahahahahah hoohohoohohohohohohoohoho
ReplyDeleteCouldn't help it! This is soooo funny!!!! Had a good laugh and had to share the story with my colleagues also!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, they deserve it, but if I claim that stunt this christmas, hope they don't quarantine me oh, wen I came to naija early ds year, they delayed all my luggages for like 2 hours. Claiming all sorts of stories till we showed them we were ready for them after that customs dey find settlement, ransacking my luggage, I was so pissed, when they saw I didn't cooperate, they freeed me sharply
ReplyDeleteWhen will it be funny ? Still waiting .
ReplyDeleteAt first I did not laugh at the joke then I saw your comment. Very funny. I love sarcasm. Nice one.
DeleteHahahahaha Thursday laff
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteIn nigeria airport
ReplyDeleteImmigration ---yes.
Custom
Ndlea.
Nafdac
SSS
Quaratine
You have to answer to all. Walahi ,nigeria needs refurbishment.
soledayo you obviously cant read and a stupid idiot......not everyone is cheapstakes like your sorry fake arse......was a gold set, pendant and earings 150,000 thousand naira....not all are in your low class category fool
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