NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
SHOULD I SHAVE MY VAGINA HAIRS AND SAVE MY MARRIAGE OR GROW THEM AND REMAIN UNCOMFORTA
Hi Stella, I've been a frequent SDK BV for sometime now(though I don't drop comments). I must confess, your blog has so much influenced my life positively and I want to say a huge THANK YOU to you and my fellow BV's(especially: The General's wife,Iphie Dearie,Kehinde Ake,Qutie,Aijay and of course,THE GREAT ONE..lol) ya'll make me scroll to yuh names before reading other comments(if you know what I mean...lol).
To the main reason for this post: Dear BV's, I met my husband 15months ago(we met and got married three months after)... We neva had sex until after marriage(my decision).
On our wedding night, I was really excited to give him the "keys-to-my-kingdom". We had a bit of foreplay here and there,but something funny happened wen he took his fingers to my Vee-jayjay... All of a sudden,the once hard dick shrunk back into size n my hubby's mood changed instantly! "Ha!!! Not today ooooo...my wedding night ke? Not after I had browsed different styles on the internet to impress him"(I said to my self).
After much interrogation, Hubby admitted that the feel of my smoothly-shaved pussy turned him off! He said he loves a very hairy pussy...hian! I was shocked, because I felt someone as neat as he is should love the "bottle-like" feel. Anyways, its been a year now and my pussy feels like "sambisa forest".. And to think hubby jokes about it,saying he'll rent it out for Gulder Ultimate Search..lol.
On our wedding night, I was really excited to give him the "keys-to-my-kingdom". We had a bit of foreplay here and there,but something funny happened wen he took his fingers to my Vee-jayjay... All of a sudden,the once hard dick shrunk back into size n my hubby's mood changed instantly! "Ha!!! Not today ooooo...my wedding night ke? Not after I had browsed different styles on the internet to impress him"(I said to my self).
After much interrogation, Hubby admitted that the feel of my smoothly-shaved pussy turned him off! He said he loves a very hairy pussy...hian! I was shocked, because I felt someone as neat as he is should love the "bottle-like" feel. Anyways, its been a year now and my pussy feels like "sambisa forest".. And to think hubby jokes about it,saying he'll rent it out for Gulder Ultimate Search..lol.
Stella, truth is I feel dirty and uncomfortable already(though I try so had to maintain a huge amount of good hygiene down there). What do I really do? Anytime I try to talk Hubby into this,he replies with "I love u and I want to have it with you always"... Dear BV's is there something I can do to feel better? Thank you Stella for posting this already.
*This is a personal decision you have to reach with your husband,avoid rapunzel like hair growth down there or shave outrightly,i am a team clean shaven so you will not see me advising you to keep hair and not especially that advise will not be good for you when your hubby likes 'bushy'.i don waka oh
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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
YOUNG COUPLE IN TEARS OVER FARM THEFT..HUBBY CANT STOP CRYING
*This is a personal decision you have to reach with your husband,avoid rapunzel like hair growth down there or shave outrightly,i am a team clean shaven so you will not see me advising you to keep hair and not especially that advise will not be good for you when your hubby likes 'bushy'.i don waka oh
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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
YOUNG COUPLE IN TEARS OVER FARM THEFT..HUBBY CANT STOP CRYING
Good day everyone
I am a regular visitor to your site but i don’t normally comment.......Am 24yrs and about to clock 25 this Wednesday,I married in January to be precise and What happened to my husband last week was just too bad and its
driving my husband crazy...this is what happened...
My husband and I are both graduates and we have been dating since secondary school days and throughout our university days. While in school he was into laundry business and had been saving his profit since pre-degree days to 500 level so when we are about to graduate he used the money to buy 10 acres of land in Ogbomoso and planted maize and cassava on it.....after our graduation we got married and we decided to settle down in Ogbomoso.He loves farming because he wanted to be self employed.
.......fast forward to last week
When the maize were ready for harvesting Stella what happened was terrible,everything on the farm was harvested from A_Z and not even a single row was left there....but what is still surprising us is that a week to that day of harvesting he still went there to check the situation of everything and to confirm if the maize have dried because the cassava was ready for weeding.we have reported at police station and police are not helping the matter at all,all suspects have been interrogated and released since there is no evidence....
Man proposes and God disposes, 2days before that day, we have both
sold our phones in mind that we were going to buy another one to celebrate my birthday and we didnt know we are just planning that in vain....hmm this are all our hope and plan to become self employed graduates and use the money to open a shop to sell farm equipments,to start our own new life cos we are just a new wedded couple...
My husband is dying,he has been deep in thought and acting funny and am beginning too scared...we have cried cried and cried
My husband tapped me yesterday night and said ''do you know my life is
ruined,does it mean that i won’t be able to fulfil all my promises to my
parents that I wont look for job?does it mean i wont be able to celebrate your birthday for you? does it mean my unborn baby will meet us in suffering''? I am 3 months pregnant..he said ''I am finished'' and i burst into tears with all
this questions and no one to console each other.
....Aunty Stella please i need blog visitors help to raise my husband because I cant withstand him crying everyday,his heart is heavy because all what he has laboured for has been stolen.....I am a young wife and I am confused and dont know what else to do but to cry out for help...''
*I know your blog ID but i will protect you by not posting it.Your mail actually brought tears to my eyes.Thank God that the land belongs to him,he can start all over again and this time employ someone to watch over the crop.He needs money to buy seed and plant again right?I dont know how much seeds cost but i dont have too much to give.I can give you N50k if you dont mind to help support.please dont stress yourself with the pregnancy.
Happy birthday in advance...please if you have anything to give her or any words of encouragement,please mail her directly.Her email address is princessgirlie11@gmail.com
Thank you if you decide to help out with your widows mite or
words of encouragement.
Hahahah veri funny
ReplyDeleteI swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i know this is not funny but the farm story made me laugh sooooooooooooooooooooo hard i nearly peed in my pant. Afterwards i cleaned my eyes, got serious and finished the story. I was really touched by Stella's 50k gesture. Stella may God bless your richly. I know that money will not fully make up for the time and sweat spent towards your labour in the farm but may God assist you young couple as you try again. Please be friendly with the people near your farm, say a word or two, interact with them and hopefully they realize you are good and can help by calling you if anyone else tries to act funny. May God wipe your tears and give you a safe delivery when the time is due. Go on your knees for your next planting season and dedicate your fruit and crops to God. He is the only one you have and he will not let you down.
DeleteBushy vspot woman may God continue to keep your home and make it sweet. Have you told your husband how you feel about your privates? It is a very, very sensitive thing, but you have to make a compromise i guess. If my hubby knows something makes me feel very uncomfortable, i bet he may want to bend a bit for me while i meet him halfway. You made it seem your v spot is overflowing with bush. Sorry but that aint cute. Why don't you guys meet half way; not so smooth but with a bit of something peeking out. I am so sorry i hope i aint being too vulgar, but i trust you get my drift. God bless you
@ Narrative 1, your story is very amusing. You are a fun person. Even in the face of giving unto Ceaser what is his, u and DH can meet each other at a point. At the risk of putting out too much info, lemme make u comfortable by saying am team Best of Both Worlds. That's a lil here and there. Keep a low growth not matted tangled bushy vegetation. Something for a hairy feel. He just may like it. The sight and feel of low neat hairs on d crotch of a woman sends erotic signals to the brain which in turn transmits blood flowing response to the power-house. Your hubby is tactile. Fill his senses to the brim.
Delete@ NYDP, long time. Have the best of the week.
Prof Ake, always showing up wen need ed! Bless u
DeleteTrust Kehinde Ake on such issues. You better start a business in that direction
DeleteMy boo loves it bushy
DeleteBelieve me I have not shaved since 2010
Mere looking at it makes his blokus stand at attention
So my dear grow it for him, it stops growing when it attains it's elastic limit, ok?
All that the cankerworm and locust have stolen from ur hubby, God will replace in thousand folds. It is well. SoonToBeMrs
ReplyDeleteYa! Finally got an account and I'm elated.
DeleteBack to the matter. N1 - LOVE IS ABOUT COMPROMISE. YOU CAN MEET UR PATNER IN THE MIDDLE. WHILE HE LOVES AN HAIRY BELOW, YOU CAN TRIM IT TO MINIMAL LENGTH. THAT WAY, HENGLAND WOULD STILL GET THE HAIRY FEEL.
N2- This us just a matter of time. I know you are going through tying times right now but be rest assured that it will pass. But come to think of it, I don't know if it's any consolation but madam, your hubby still has 10 plots of land to his name.
Amen
DeleteAMEN.
Delete@narrative 2:I am so sorry abt d loss,but believe me even in the farming bizness,u need to be very very spiritual and prayerful cos many into it are diabolic!never believed such stories until I had a maid dat told me how diabolic her late uncle was(a farmer), dat he uses d spirit of d dead to farm and harvest for him,so he hardly goes to d farm but his farm looks so on point early morning while others are struggling to go and farm,and trust if such a man needs anything from ur farm all he needs is to delegate his spiritual farm slaves' at night and voila!he was rich of course and feared!at his death dou,his barns that were filled with plenty(cos it was just harvest time),every thing in the barn disappeared,i mean all d crops harvested,his family didn't have what to neither eat nor sell!smh!it was just d shafts that remained,obviously d spirits dat have been farming for him carried all away!creepy but true,dese sh#ts happen in africa and I wonder why here too?mttceew!pray always on ur farm,anoint and pay ur tithes so u can beg God confidently to rebuke d devourers for ur sake as he has promised!
DeleteThe first poster, like serzly, u have to bring your pussy talk here? how does shaving your pussy or leaving it affect the price of my egg roll? u and your hubby shud do whatever u like. next thing u will come and ask is weda to add salt to the rice or rice to the salt.
ReplyDelete2nd poster, aunty, tell ur hubby not to worry abt his harvest dt 'dissappeared', Oluwa wud send down the rain again.
Ur a stupid bully. Ur words and heart are ugly as u look. If u have nothing positive to say SHUT UP. Foolish attention seeking whore and theif.
DeleteAfter sending Stella the story of ur life to post, u come under anon to attack ppl for their opinion....aren't u just a bastard prostitute, and I'm sure ur mother sighed after u popped out of her vijayjay. and PS, you are so dumb to think I wud use my nude pic as my avatar on a SM. FOOL.
DeleteU really are stupid @ swerve. Y not just STFU if u hv no gist. Like seriously u mustn't comment and no I'm not d poster
DeleteNa wa 4 u o @swerve, how can u just conclude that it's d poster Dat replied ur comment. Someone in deep sadness will have time with her pregnancy to come under anon n reply u? Are u 4getting that there are bad mouthed anons who insult for no reason @all? Abeg leave d sad poster alone, I think she has more to think about than coming under ur comment.
DeleteN1, I suggest you make corn rows down there to beautify it.
ReplyDeleteN2, your story is touching, I pray God sends helpers your way.
Lmao @cornrows
Deletebv God will definately visit ur husband nd smile will return to his face agin
ReplyDeletevisit my blog
www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com
N1 - If na me I go cut'am little not much o n maintain it that way. Everybody with 'im wahala.
ReplyDeleteN2 - Tell your DH thats not d end of his world, it could be a blessing in disguse. He should never ever give up. God is still God. Don't give yourself HBP, always pray. SOme people reaping where they don't sow, e no go better for them. chai!
God dey
ReplyDeleteStella, I don't usually comment on the blog but this 2nd story had me crying! Princess, Pls be strong for your husband. You will be fine. We women are like that, we always survive. Pls take care of your husband this period. He is like a baby now. Pls nurse him to his feet. You can! On your knees and with tender love. Will do that what I can to help. As for the lady with sambisa forest. Keep your hubby happy. Wash often and trim the forest without telling him. It's not so bad really. Amede.
ReplyDeletewell spoken
DeleteSpot on anon 2:18
DeleteYou said my mind,i have nothing more to add.
MY DEAR..U HAVE TO BE STRONG AND TRUST IN GOD.THANK GOD THE LAND BELONGS TO HIM AND ITS 10 ACRES..HE CAN JUST PUT LIKE 2 PLOTS 4 SALE AND START ALL OVER AGAIN.IT HAPPENED IN MY FISH FARM TOO..I WAS SO DEVASTATED BUT I HAVE TO LEASE OUT LIKE 3 POND SPACE TO FEED THEM THE FISH AND AS GOD WILL HAVE IT I WAS ABLE TO SUSTAIN THE BIZ..DON'T WORRY A DAY WILL COME YOU WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT AND MAKE JEST OF EACH OTHER LIKE MY WIFE AND MUM USED TO TODAY.THE LORD IS YOUR STREGHT...
ReplyDeleteI honestly thank God for you.
DeletePrincess, like someone said above, women are wired to survive any storm so make sure you stop crying and be your husbands strength now.
He could sell two plots and start again but just know that a laborer deserves his wages and the thief or thieves will pay dearly for it. I also suggest you people find an aboki and pay him for the period you are growing the maize.
Remain blessed.
Good advise,poster tell your hubby to do like they said and remember "all things work together for good for them that love God"it is well,you shall smile again soonest IJN.
DeleteBLOG ANALYSER: @ first narrative, do what your husband likes. U can trim it down nd bt not completely. @ second one, it is well dear, God almighty will see u pple tru, be strong.
ReplyDeletePls stop using this site to beg n lie, is bcoz pple have been given helping hand that does'nt mean it should bcome home of liars.
ReplyDeleteHaba....who is lying? Btw, where did you see her beg? And to think you're a woman.
DeleteDidn't u see where stella sayed she knows her ID
DeleteAnd u believe this is a lie bcos? Pls if u don't have proof that she's lying, just stfu
DeleteDid u verify her story before posting what u just wrote?
DeleteU are nasty, with ya dada hair!
DeleteU guys can insult me for all I care.let her bring evidence by pic n send to stella 2day, 1st tin 2moro I will pay in 100k for her
DeleteLekwa ka odi, can u boast of 100k?? Seriously u need 100 e-slaps. Aturu mtscheew. @bv it's well.
DeleteChidinma and Queen Amy, una do well oh. Keep murdering English, una hear?!
DeleteChidinma wan give person 100k...lol! See who wan give person 100k. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Stella pls indulge me to cuss-out for the first time on 'our' blog cos of this rat. Chindinma,i called u a rat cos u r annoying and at the same time frustrated. Your types are the group of pple that roam the surface of the earth bitter and endlessly. You will send 100k as if u haven't begged on this platform b4 u were turned down and bursted!!! Why do u want to ruin her day cos urs didn't end well? The day u dole out 100k for donation, that day earth will stop to exist.stupid arrogant rat..*spitsonyou*
DeleteThat's what u would hv said instead of calling her a liar Ode HOESHI!
DeleteNot only 100k. U broke ass biatch
Delete@Chidinma haba ppl like u sef I wont want a dime frm u
DeleteShiooor tot u wanted to give her 1m sef wit all this ur lawyer lawyer attitude
Chidinma Igwe d illiterate, u dash u 100k? See ur jeans! U need d money more, that I can see clearly. Atleast de have taught u not to put question mark in front of every word. Mtchewww, smh.
DeleteOh sharrap Chidimma Mumu Igwe! And if she sends an evidence den I give u 200k u broke ass bitch!
DeletePoster here comes your helper, just bring the evidence she requires of you.
Delete@chidinma igwe, u r such a retarded fool. How dare u? U wl also b in ds shoes one day so i wish 4u.. frm what i read she never asked for moeny just encouragement to help her husband come out of ds ohase. Stella use her good mind to offer her money.. n u miss rich wt ur 100k can also do same, empty vessels mk de loudest noise..
DeleteJust because you feel things are working well for you doesn't mean it's same with others. Next time, reason before you comment, OK?
DeleteChidinma u r really funny. So if she brings a picture and and stella publishes it for u to see u will give her 100k. Wat if she gets any pic, how do u verify that the pic sent in is a pic of the land? So u see, u r not dat smart after all.
Delete100k...you dont say! I'll pay it right back Chidinma you need a makeover
DeleteOya poster, go and snap the farm quick quick as it is. An offer of 100k awaits you on proof of ownership, courtesy of Chidinma.
DeleteReally, over to d poster chidinma need ur proof.
DeletePeople de talk, chidinma too get opinion!!!! Norin I won't see on SDK blog! See face, n u have 100k to give out!! Hahahahahahahaha, abeg I needed ds laugh badly. Mgbeke feeling cool, enjoy, na kuku free to download blogs, smh.
DeleteWow! How can someone steal another's sweat just like that? Sorry dear poster, God allows certain things to happen sometimes just to prove himself. I know you will tell this story someday smiling bcos God will restore all the enemy has stolen and more. Just keep encouraging ur hubby, pray for him to be strong and be hopeful, things will definitely turn around for the better.
ReplyDeleteStory2: That's how they dug up all my neighbours yam on his farm. Evil people that will suffer. My sister let your husband grieve just console him with kind words. He is a man n am sure he will rise again, re-strategize and finish strong. That's the risk that comes with farming oh. God dey!
DeleteStory1: you don chop belleful I swia! If this d problem you have then ure in heaven. All I can say is this; you're also a human being and your comfort is key too. Keep it trimmed (low cut). He asked for hair not forest cuz e be like say you gan dey over do.
N1, except u want ur hubby to go get it outside, then keep it the way he wants it. Having hairy pussy doesn't make you dirty down there, you can keep it clean and trim it and not skin it totally and make him feel like a paedophile defiling a little girl.
ReplyDeleteN2, sooo frigging sad, This is clearly the case of not putting all your eggs in one basket. You as the wife should also get a business or something and not rely totally on the farm. The Lord is your strength, people are so heartless, they literarily wanna reap where they didn't sow,
You guys need to be extremely prayerful, and as adviced get some1 to watch over the land..where there's life there's hope.. absolutely nothing God can't do..
Be strong dear,may Almighty God come to your aid,but the wicked shall never go unpunished.
ReplyDeleteMy spouse hates clean shaven too but what I do is shave the down part and leave the pubic bone hair.
ReplyDeleteHope you do it with small scissors not shaving cream or stick too...
DeleteHmmmm........I dated a man way bak den dat loves hairy pussy! U beta leave d sambisa forest like dat!..................OKIJA WIFE
ReplyDeleteAnd how does Okija like it? Keep drooling onn ur ex na u go tire
DeleteChai!! People are wicked.person suffer farm one monkey from no where come harvest too bad and heart broken.bv be strong God will surly make a way for d sake of d unborn child.he hears ur cry nd he wil wipe ur tears.the thief has taken all ur problems,be strong and believe in God is not d end of life for u nd ur hubby.
ReplyDelete#mama twins.
@poster I live in Ogbomosho too. Which area do u live ? I can come and visit you . Give you some help .
ReplyDeleteI believe strongly that the thief has stolen all your problems. I don't understand why any body will send a post asking weather or not to trim her pussy hair! Like seriously! Mtcheeeeew.
ReplyDeleteSpot on! D enemy has taken away all ur sorrows dear. Be strong for ur hubby.
DeleteMrs Shelter ( poster #2) so u visit SDK too ? And am so surprised u could be this humble !! SDK, this lady is very rude and saucy and she uses every opportunity to flaunt how she and her bf are making it. She fights and insults people like she is a kind of semi - god . I really feel so sorry for u right now Mrs shelter but I want u to think deep if u ain't d causer of ur own problems ... Maybe u av been running ur mouth around as usual and someone decided to deal with u. Never allow little success get to your head and make u feel like u av arrived... Do u remember how u ridiculed an old woman one day @ under G ? Do u remember how u threatened to pour water on my friend and beat her up ? Sit down and reflect.. U are d causer of ur own problems... Forgive my typos...
ReplyDeleteWowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, stalkers, frenemies. C'mon get out of here you anonymous bitch! Is this the time for that? Asswipe
DeleteChai...nyash opening ooh
DeleteEwooooo. See Gobe. Karma is a bitch o.
DeleteBe kind to people always, you never know who will be your saviour in the future!
DeleteBe nice to people always, you don't know who will be your saviour in the future!
DeleteHow do you know for sure that she's the same person? Kai! You need help o. #N2 I pray that God will strengthen you and yours in this difficult time. No matter how smooth things go, there would always be a trying time. This is yours so just hang in there.
DeleteOgbomoso UNDER G.....sounds like poster no 2 and this anon are/were LADOKITES. Greatest Ladokites.....#sweetoldmemories
DeleteMrs Shelter ( poster #2) so u visit SDK too ? And am so surprised u could be this humble !! SDK, this lady is very rude and saucy and she uses every opportunity to flaunt how she and her bf are making it. She fights and insults people like she is a kind of semi - god . I really feel so sorry for u right now Mrs shelter but I want u to think deep if u ain't d causer of ur own problems ... Maybe u av been running ur mouth around as usual and someone decided to deal with u. Never allow little success get to your head and make u feel like u av arrived... Do u remember how u ridiculed an old woman one day @ under G ? Do u remember how u threatened to pour water on my friend and beat her up ? Sit down and reflect.. U are d causer of ur own problems... Forgive my typos...
ReplyDeleteKai! How cruel can people be? Pls Bv wipe ur tears. Encourage ur husband to start again. It's hard I know but as long as there's life there's hope. At least u still have the cassava and the land is urs..
ReplyDeleteLet the thieves continue their thievery until they're caught.
God bless you Stella for ur kindness. I feel for u sometimes b/c I sense the burden u have for ur blog visitors. May ur source continually be replenished.
Mrs Shelter ( poster #2) so u visit SDK too ? And am so surprised u could be this humble !! SDK, this lady is very rude and saucy and she uses every opportunity to flaunt how she and her bf are making it. She fights and insults people like she is a kind of semi - god . I really feel so sorry for u right now Mrs shelter but I want u to think deep if u ain't d causer of ur own problems ... Maybe u av been running ur mouth around as usual and someone decided to deal with u. Never allow little success get to your head and make u feel like u av arrived... Do u remember how u ridiculed an old woman one day @ under G ? Do u remember how u threatened to pour water on my friend and beat her up ? Sit down and reflect.. U are d causer of ur own problems... Forgive my typos...
ReplyDeleteNa u be the thief
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ReplyDeleteI went there and rushed out. LOL
DeleteAnon 4:09, I'm telling you. Heavens NO!!!!!!!!
DeleteThat link is pure porn
DeletePorn? Oh no! Dont get it twisted. How will u know what i am talkinh about if u dont see photos. Ofcourse it's d vagina photos u will see na! Hellooo. It's google images! Ignore that and check the style u desire.
DeleteOK it's not porn n I did some digging around and got a new style sef called landing strip lol. Trying it this weekend.
DeleteChei! I love dis blog......i went to spy o*runsaway*
DeleteMrs Shelter ( poster #2) so u visit SDK too ? And am so surprised u could be this humble !! SDK, this lady is very rude and saucy and she uses every opportunity to flaunt how she and her bf are making it. She fights and insults people like she is a kind of semi - god . I really feel so sorry for u right now Mrs shelter but I want u to think deep if u ain't d causer of ur own problems ... Maybe u av been running ur mouth around as usual and someone decided to deal with u. Never allow little success get to your head and make u feel like u av arrived... Do u remember how u ridiculed an old woman one day @ under G ? Do u remember how u threatened to pour water on my friend and beat her up ? Sit down and reflect.. U are d causer of ur own problems... Forgive my typos...
ReplyDeleteIt have do....choii
DeleteMrs Shelter ( poster #2) so u visit SDK too ? And am so surprised u could be this humble !! SDK, this lady is very rude and saucy and she uses every opportunity to flaunt how she and her bf are making it. She fights and insults people like she is a kind of semi - god . I really feel so sorry for u right now Mrs shelter but I want u to think deep if u ain't d causer of ur own problems ... Maybe u av been running ur mouth around as usual and someone decided to deal with u. Never allow little success get to your head and make u feel like u av arrived... Do u remember how u ridiculed an old woman one day @ under G ? Do u remember how u threatened to pour water on my friend and beat her up ? Sit down and reflect.. U are d causer of ur own problems... Forgive my typos...SDK pls don't eat my comment
ReplyDeleteE don do na!
DeleteAnonymous frenemy, e don do na.. No dey stammer for dis blog, with your sagem phone.
DeleteWe don hear u madam
Deletevindictive queen e nefa dooooo?
DeleteE don do abeg
DeleteNa wa o! So u've been envying her since see as body dey totori u bcos of her misfortune.. It is enough we have heard u..
DeletePorn? Oh no! Dont get it twisted. How will u know what i am talkinh about if u dont see photos. Ofcourse it's d vagina photos u will see na! Hellooo. It's google images! Ignore that and check the style u desire.
DeletePoster#1,your husband has the final say on that one o. Me l like gorimakpa right from my teenage years,honestly pubic hair grosses me out whether on a man or woman.
ReplyDeletePoster#2- l couldn't hold back the tears,will send you a mail but whoever did this to you will never go unpunished. Before you start planting again,pick the sand of the farm and talk to God and whatever you can get financially whether from BVs here or anywhere,tithe 10% out of it before you invest again. God will restore and his eyes will watch over your harvest. Am deeply sorry for this hurt inflicted on your hubby and you. You have to be strong for the sake of your baby,its painful but non of you have lost your lives so both of you should live for the baby pls. You have to be a backbone and an anchor for your hubby to lean on,men do not have the kind of shock absorbers God has given us women so dry your tears and comfort him,sing praises,hug him,pray together. It shall be well!!! Read psalm20. Please Bvs l know times are hard but pls can we mark her birthday for her to lessen the husband's pain a bit? please its just a suggestion, bakers can someone donate a cake? God bless everyone as we elevate one another. Thank you!
***HEALING-RAIN***
@Healing rain, i give u the go-ahead. Pls try and throw her a b/day bash, u can do it. U have my prayers. (Hmmm, trying so hard not to lafff at your comment)
DeleteN1 You are one cray babe...Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteDo wot hubby likes o or if not,no Dick for ya pussy...LMAO
just maintain good hygiene like u are already doing n take Ur mind off it...Its a thing of d mind...
You wil b Fine in no time.
N2, Soo Sad!
Why are some peeps wicked like dis?
Just came in d middle of d Night like d thieves dey are And harvested all Ur hard Work
Chai!
Dry Ur tears Beautiful one
Tell hubby to dry his too
The Lord has heard Ur cries...He wil arise on Ur behalf.
I believe that stuff was done at night or in the wee hours of the day.
Delete#N1 I couldn't help but laugh and everyone is staring at me in the office like this girl has gone gaga, anyways I guess u can always keep it clean by trimming it doesn't have to look like sambisa forest.
ReplyDelete#N2 I hope God meets u at the point of your needs, had tears in my eyes. Hmmm uwa diegwu...
2nd poster, your story is really touching. Its understandable when a woman cries but for most men to cry, it means they are really hurt. I really feel for you guys. Just console yourselves with the fact that God sees all and he wouldnt give you a problem you can't handle. Have faith and believe everything is gonna be alright. *e_hugs*
ReplyDeletePoster 1, your narrative is hilarious, tbh a clean shaven one should be more attractive but since your hubby prefers it otherwise, try please him. Dont allow it get bushy and overgrown, just keep trimming it once in a while. Sorry ehn!
Qutie, helloooo...i just seem to like you. No homo tho!*smiles*
My heart goes out to the young farmers.God has a better plan. For the hairy one,keep your bush well trimmed...like Teddy pendergras' beard. In other related matters,una nor dey pass 25yrs? Is there a 25yrs benchmark for letter writers?
ReplyDeleteYou took the words outta my mouth....'25years benchmark!!
Deletestella ave u verified d 2nd story bfor giving mony to help and asking for our assistance??? 10 acres is a lot of land...did he buy d whole village ni?????
ReplyDeleteda suggestion to sell 2 acres is a good advice if da story is true coz ow can any1 fink his life is finished and yet haz 10 acres to his name????
10acres is a lottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. And to think he did it as a student, uhmnnnnnnn, Stella please check the story sha. Young farmers it is well with you. I still believe strongly that the tone of the letter is truthful sha...
DeleteAnd I offer to buy d 2 acres from d couple so dey can start again. I have a hunch dey won't sell. Lol
Deletei think 10 acres is like 60 plots, its really a loooooot of land! we are talking millions here
DeleteFor Ogbomosho that 10 acres may not be more that 200K
DeleteWe are talking about Ogbomoso here not Lagos or some other major cities. From the way i see it,,i am guessing the guy would be an Ogbomoso indigene.....indigenes can get as many acres if land they want,,hardly will u see non indigenes having plots of land in Ogbomoso except they buy thru an indigene.....and for d anon saying did he buy the whole village ni??if only u know how big Ogbomoso is.....
Delete....something tells me the second story though pathetic could be a lie.
ReplyDeleteExactly stella be careful,ask her to snap pic with the farm holding his husband hand with the remaining cassava and the already harvested corn and see her reaction.Be careful with some posts here.you have a heart of gold but some people are so mean when trying to extort some people. Check scam letters and see the kind of narration which can make u cry.pls be careful
DeleteLwkmd @snap picture and hold husband with remaining cassava. Buahahahha I don die o. U pple won't kill person here. Not funny but ur comment cracked me up anonymous 8:59
DeleteAwww who did this to me?
DeleteI have been laughing so so hard on ur comment @anon 8:59.
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"She should s nap pic in the farm holding her husband's hand with the remaining cassava and the already harvested corn?"
Hahaha..
N1. About your pubic hair,u can cut it down a little. You don't have to leave it to grow so much. From time to time use scissors to trimm it down, that way your husband gets to feel somthing. That way you both are satisfied. - BS
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ReplyDeleteMy friend be submissive! Submit sambisa forest to your husband to bulldoze.
Wetin u want make we advice you?
C'mon!!!!! Grow the forest before he relocates to another.
Lol
Story 2.
It is well with you and your husband.
@ N1 give hubby scissors n ask for small trimming. Better still, ask him to lie down, the trim his p hairs then you should lie and receive yours.
ReplyDelete@N2 cheer up, hun. Tell hubby that nothing good comes easy and that he should not give devil d pleasure of seeing both of you miserable. He should cheer up cos nothing drives d enemy crazy like seeing children of God smiling and rejoicing when it looks as if d world has ended.
He should lease out like 2 plots and move on. If he cries like this what will you do? Chin up, God is still in d business of doing good. He knows and sees d future. Everything works for good.
If you trim like dat, you will get infection, leave it and keep it clean, simple.
DeletePoster 1: U can trim down the hair to make u feel a bit comfortable.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: pls calm down. The good Lord will restore all u have lost. Believe in God and everything will work out fine. Since the land is 10 acres, ur hubby can sell like 2 acres and use the proceeds to start all over again.
Stella, may God bless you abundantly, you will never lack in Jesus name, Amen.
ReplyDeleteFirst poster, you can use scissor to trim the bush....
Second poster, may God replenish all those things you and hubby lost. Cry no more cos the TEAR WIPER will wipe away your tears and give you a reason to smile again. Its well.
The downfall of a man is not the end of his life. Its well Princess.
If you can be able to ask for advice from here, i believe that you are still stronger than your man[not abuse though].I will advise you not to let him out of sight because he may try funny things but God forbid.please keep on encouraging and reassuring him of Jehovah's blessings , it will surely be OK.
ReplyDeleteGood advise now pass me some of what you are eating there...
Delete2nd Narrative: I feel your pain but please know that there is a purpose behind every situation especially for anyone that believes in Christ. I know it will seem like am talking trash but you and your husband's comfort can only come from Him. Please make the bible your companion and encourage your husband by joining maybe Winners Chapel(LFC) etc.
ReplyDeleteGod will restore you guys and you will later look back to thank Him for this.
Be strong and encourage your husband to do same.
God bless you.
1: Your success as a wife is partly judged by how persuasive you are. Work on your negotiations skills and convert your husband to team hairless.
ReplyDelete2. Pele.That's how life is. In all things, give thanks. People go through worse each day but a man must always get up after each fall. With your encouragement, he should be thinking of starting over and securing the farm better this time. Theft is a major risk in farming and you have to have a foolproof plan in combating it.
Make una no dey quick sell phone like that nah.
Men and their insatiable and weird demands,well prolly he's a pervert so pls indulge him if u don't want another forest to attract his attention,
ReplyDeleteTo the farmer and his wife,pls check ur lifestyle and your tongue,I hope u weren't going round telling people how ur husband was going to do this and that after u harvest ur crops???maybe someone arranged that to teach u a lesson so pls be kiaful with ur tongue...the Lord is ur strength.
#1...maybe ur hubby likes using tooth-pick/dental floss after going down on u...try to buy curl activator to give ur pubic hair a lil attitude n tell us if he likes it...wen u av an argument,he'l be singing 'oloshi/ashewo/o fi activator pa irun obo' *in a fuji talking drum tune*
ReplyDelete#2...God will restore ur husband's bizness n d joy in ur home...I know how it feels to lose everytin uv put ur hopes on(maybe I'l share my story one day)but I thank God for how far He's taken me bak on my feet bit by bit. Just saw a tweet by @RevRun a few minits ago dat "rock bottom becomes a great place to start rebuilding ur life"...I hope dis means somtin to u. Cheers
Bitch pls got me laughing...ps2, 10acres of land is quite much...as someone said, you can sell part of it to recoup...God will bring joy to your heart....
DeleteAnon onise, continue with your yansh opening...God will open your too one day soon..
Ps1, just make sure the place is very clean esp during menses cos it can habour infection....you'll get used to it!
!!motherhood rocks!!
I stay in ogbomoso. Were r u located? Cd offer a helpin hand. Indicate u gt dis msg and I'll gt to u.
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ReplyDeleteThere are different ways to keep your punany hair. U can shave it in different styles and still leave hairs for him to feel. U fit shave am like punk or afro. U even even shave round cut *all na hair styles*. In marriage, one has to compromise since keeping your hairs turns him on, so make the best use out of it... trim it before styling then strip dance for hubby and ask him how much he likes the hair style
Narrative 2
I know they said agriculture brings money, but then again, na so una like to farm under sun? Sunburn nko. Una go don black finish na. Anyways, i feel your pain and will contact you.
May Jehovah continue to bless ur kind heart. Poster 2 pls you ve to ve strong cos of the baby u re expecting. I ve noticed most posters don't usually comment.
ReplyDelete1st story, keep your bedroom business private (no pun intended). You mean, you can't use your head and just trim up a little. These ladies and spilling all sorts. People bring serious issues here, you are talking about nothing.
ReplyDelete2nd story, come on dear, ask your husband to lease out two acres. Both of you should not be greedy. These are business risks. Now that you see what can happen, please plan better. It is so sad what has happened. I pray the culprits will not rest till they confess. Now next time, do not sell off things before you see money in hand. These are all just teaching moments. You and your husband are not in that much trouble as you think. You lost crops but you did not lose the land, time still dey to recover ok.
hahaha...affi @Sabisa forest...wetin person no go hear for ds wee blog
ReplyDeleteone Man food na anoda Man poison
Some love Hairy pussy
some dont
what eva makes him/her happy
Wining Monday
@Galore
Poster 1 trim it down to pufpuf length not songas and remember to always wash with water after defecating or urinating
ReplyDeleteMatthew 6:27 says you can't achieve anything by worrying
do not worry because God has bigger plans for your family
And madam I commend your efforts
Stelz you just borrow God money oh congratulations
stella i hadly comment on your blogs but have called you before on your mobile once to tell you thank u for all you have been doing for people,and tonight i say this again God will bless u and ur generation for giving people hope weeping tears from peoples eyes and shame,God will pay you back in a millions fold stella,God bless you darling.
ReplyDeleteanon 8:59.......are you for real?HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA take pic in front of the farm holding her hubby?hahahahhahahahhaha my belle ooooo.i cant stop laughing abeg..hahahahahhahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteGod bless ur heart oo Aunty stellaa
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Dear Young farmers,
ReplyDeleteYour story is really painful. At this point, honestly, there is nothing you can do, this is a crazy bend in your life. If I were to be in your shoes, the only thing I would do is to put all plans on pause and CRY OUT TO GOD! He is the only one that can help you out here; He said He will do the impossible, make ways in the wilderness and spring rivers in the desert.
How He will do what He will do is no business of urs, but just call Him and expect to see whatever He will decide to do. It is only a bend and not the end of life, look out for what He will do and please, dont let you or your husband go crazy, the life ahead of you is so beautiful and great, dont crash at this bend.
Abeg people should be able to express themselves without getting insulted naa, Chidinma voiced her Opinion just like you all did, is this supposed to be a YES MA blog?
ReplyDeleteI don't know much about lands but.. people have confirmed what I thought when I read this story, Stella forget blog ID jare, shey I can use my ID to mail you a very pathetic story too.
Something is off about this story , from land to birthday to phones, looks like we'll thought out strategy to appeal to BVs.
Them nor dey add water join river o. They should jeje sell off some of the land to buy seedlings and pay for labour and hope for a better season next time.
No wonder you've spent the longest years ever spent on a university campus. Keep harbouring negative thought and energy.
Delete#N2....Hold on to Psalm 126 v1...."When the Lord turned again the captivity of Zion,we were like them that dreamed".
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