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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Alibaba's Facebook #Epic ''Finding Mr Right''....Hello Ladies!


Alelluya Atunyota Akporobome A.k.a Alibaba always hits the nail on the head with his very deep write ups.you might attack him personally for writing what he believes in but you cant change the fact that he writes the truth....I see this comedian metamorphosing into a love/marriage/relationship counsellor in the nearest possible date.

Alibaba asks
''Are you looking for Mr right?..He might be dodging you because you are all shades of wrong..''
Now note that all shades of wrong can be anything.







 ''I have a serious matter at hand that I want to share. In fact, I should have shared this long ago, but the primary message from a friend that prompted the matter, was lost in between the series of inbox messages from those strange girls that are looking for romantic friendships on Facebook.

In a nutshell, a lady friend sent me an inbox message on how it's harder to find a good man in Nigeria. And that the men who are "manageable" (her words, not mine) are so scarce and if you ever get them they are either married to a lady that does not deserve them or just repenting from a bad marriage from one of such women. Or even just lost faith in the whole marriage thing.

I later ran into her at a club. After the usual introductions that have become common place with these social media network of friends... (You are my friend on twitter, Facebook, Tango, INSTAGRAM... That kind of thing).... I chatted with her a bit and found out from what she told me, that, many women are now settling for anything in between MR Right, MR Not just ok and MR Nearly right. 

As she put it, it's now a case of looking at what a guy checks out in the top 10 box... And if he has 3 out of 10, snap him up... Work on the rest 7, if you are lucky, you can get him to add 3 more of those top 10 qualities... And begin to pray it lasts for as long as you both can manage.

Much as I tried, to get her to rate me, she said, she can only rate someone who is on her radar. So ladies have relationship radar? Yes of course. You think you were not in Mary's radar, and she waited for you to come back after you... ? Ouch!!! (That was my guy who was listening in on our private conversation) I wasn't on Mary's radar.... I managed to mutter. Then she fooled you wellllll. She quickly added.

It got me thinking... What does a man need to show to get on any woman's radar? Money, sense of humor, fame, dress sense, good job, intelligence, good diction, good physique, some visible signs of affluence, confidence,... She let me continue for a while, raised her glass of Henessy VSOP, downed it, and said, "He must first be AVAILABLE. Then you can begin to check out the rest." So I asked, do I look available? She said, "Of course, to the people who do not care if you are married, you are very available! Not to me, OOO. 

Mary was my boss at Platinum. So that strikes you out." So I asked the next possible question, "so what can I do to look unavailable?" There is nothing. You are even an easy pick. She added. Any man who has a source of income, popular, dresses well, tall, handsome small sef, has a car, is in the circles of successful people, looks like he has potentials to become somebody important and can pay the bills...

Our conversation started having K-leg when she lit a cigar, not cigarette, Cuban cigar and started smoking. I took a good look at her, and realized that, these women who are looking for a MR Right all over Lagos, may just have met him but he is also looking for a woman who doesn't drink alcohol or smoke anything at all. That is the wahala. As you are looking for MR right, he might be dodging you because you are all shades of wrong...

While you are looking waiting for a guy to walk in and fit into your radar, you are doing some things that also confine you to the "never my type" hemisphere...
So, in conclusion, just as good men are hard to find, "manageable" ladies are unicorns!!!!


What is GOOSE for Uganda... Is GOOD for PERU



Alibaba Migwor,where do i send your kiss to???
*Some wise Ladies will benefit from this writeup,others will cuss him out for hitting the nail on the head.....however,it is what it is.If you are looking to marry a golden man,make sure you are also a treasure worth finding!

105 comments:

  1. Now quenching my Cuban.

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  2. alibaba has a way of hitting it ata the spot

    visit my blog

    www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com

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  3. Gbam! Gbamer!! Gbamest!!!


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  4. Wetin #EPIC here na wetin alibaba pull hand oooo ,,,Lord direct my hands to where I wud find enjoynment and peace lord please direct my hands like alibaba's own...lord put my hands in somting as big as dis.. Amen.

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    1. @Kelvin Child's talk mtsheww ur joke over dry
      Alibaba thanks I learned a lot

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  5. Better talk Ali Baba. Dem gurls nid dis kind tru yarns

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  6. All dis stories about mr right and wrong don tire me biko, most one marry? And to think of dis write up is mostly directed to women. ....naija babes make una wake up marriage is not a bed of roses!

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  7. Lol. @what is goose for Uganda is good for Peru. I love that's part ist funny.


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  8. Lol. @what is goose for Uganda is good for Peru. I love that part it's funny.


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  9. I would rather marry an ashewo than some girls that pretend to be good...
    I will keep saying that Runs girls makes a better home...

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    1. It's now comfirmed that u are a prostitute and u de use ur present useless life to bliv that guys will show u real love . U are so dumb , keep deceiving urself . Ashawo na ashawo

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  10. On Wordless post : The level at which sex is now being preached in our society dis days is alarming, the society is so sex oriented....I remember I went with my mum to abuja to go visit my aunty dah came back from spain......then I guess I was just 13, my mum and aunt have just gone out to buy food stuff, utensils,and gifts to carry with us to benin the next day...at a nearby grocery store...I was asked to stay in the room buh as dey say curiosity killed the cat ,I sticked my head outside to view the awesome prospect of the street,then I heard a voice in the second floor cus it' was a two storey building...my son my son...I answered ''maam.'' It was a woman she was I think 70 sumtin or so she was old and wrinkled...she said cud u play come ,I went, on getting there she said follow me..come help me with somethin...na so I enter her house..on gettin there, she said my son please help me pull my pant and bra...am so weak dah I feel pains in my body ,please after that use this ''aboliki methylethol'' to massage my body ''I was like ewoo whats this......na die b dis oooo my hands were shaking I even use one hand hold the other hand, may e nu dey shake again the two come dey shake join......as I say make I start ,na I hear person call my name 'A kelvin oooooo' dahs how benin women call their children, na so I jump come out side..see old woman way say body dey pain quickly dey dress up like who e turn don reach to come out for runway,,I just told my mum.....I was there to see if there's any young person there dah I can play with dah I was lonely, na em make ham she nu suspect ooo,I was afraid to tell her say, old woman be wan disvirgin me,,,I'm a happy man today cos na better, fresh,and succulent punana disvirgin me ooooo #pls share my testimony oooo #na God do ham.

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    1. UNCOUTH....definition of the story or its writer???????,

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  11. This is normal sensible reasoning now, any lady who isn't armed with this info had better go get juju to attract the man she needs. Don't 4get juju clears out at some point.

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  12. Hmmm, good write up. But why would a girl looking for a man smoke Cuban cigar in public? Abeg, smoke that shit in the privacy of your home with your girls with some good cognac. Kapish. I don't need no guy judging me. Like guys don't do their own nonsense. Hiss.

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  13. THE FOOL PROOF WAY OF GETTING MR RIGHT IS BY TYING YOUR TWO LEGS TOGETHER AND PRETENDING TO BE A MERMAID. IT WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I swear down

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    2. Lmaoooo okay I'm done! Let me go tie my leg too *shines teeth*

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  14. Ali baba on point...tell dem oh.

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  15. Appreciation To Blog Visitors
    SDK, Thanks for the wonderful platform you created for people to share with one another. I did ask for advice on the best ways to work out yesterday and the response I got is amazing. Please allow me appreciate them for the guidance.
    @ 1st Anonymous, thanks for the advice on protein intake to supplement my workouts.
    @ Nelly Ozojie, your suggestion of protein creation is very helpful. Now I know that what to do. Thanks.
    @ Ake 'Xes', your simple explanation on muscle protein production given rest after a workout is eye-opening. I shall start binging on eggs and milk as well as rests. You know other things besides 'xes' then. Oba Obo
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    @ 2nd Anonymous, I appreciate your list of things to do. Nna, that military press dey pain o.
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    @Queen Amy, am doing it for my health. Yes, my girl will like a man with big muscles and stamina
    @ Collin Emeka, thanks. Once a week is long o.
    @ Ms David's, you are right. I don't have a problem for making fitness a priority
    @ Lady Buchi, you will like me more with muscles and please stop crushing on others bikonu.

    See you all after work. Nice day.

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  16. Appreciation To Blog Visitors
    SDK, Thanks for the wonderful platform you created for people to share with one another. I did ask for advice on the best way to work out yesterday and the response I got is amazing. Please allow me to appreciate them for the guidance.
    @ 1st Anonymous, thanks for the advice on protein intake to supplement my workouts.
    @ Nelly Ozojie, your suggestion of protein creation is very helpful. Now I know that what to do. Thanks.
    @ Ake 'Xes', your simple explanation on muscle protein production given rest after a workout is eye-opening. I shall start binging on eggs and milk as well as rests. You know other things besides 'xes' then. Oba Obo
    @ Miss Nina, we must not be problem free to exercise. Its not a luxury. Health is wealth.
    @ 2nd Anonymous, I appreciate your list of things to do. Nna, that military press dey pain o.
    @ Jay Moore, I understand the pains. You are my mentor. God bless you for giving to this Blog.
    @ Jayem, steroids no be am o. Side effects is REAL
    @Queen Amy, am doing it for my health. Yes, my girl will like a man with big muscles and stamina
    @ Collin Emeka, thanks. Once a week is long o.
    @ Ms David's, you are right. I don't have a problem for making fitness a priority
    @ Lady Buchi, you will like me more with muscles and please stop crushing on others bikonu.

    See you all after work. Nice day.

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  17. stupid hos think theyre the only ones with standards and taste

    u for let them die single na

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    1. Hehehhehe... this one has been rejected countless times. see the hate! Bros abeg chill, ur class will accept u very soon you hear?
      Don't go work on ur self. This post also apply to the men.

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  18. stupid hos think theyre the only ones with standards and taste

    u for let them die single na

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  19. Lol…If you are looking for a perfect man you too have to be a perfect lady.

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    1. Mamie kekwanu?! Its been long you displayed up here with your skin spew, buh I don miss you scarra! DH nko?!.
      Mz-T

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  21. Spot on Alibaba. Very wise and sensible words.

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  22. Spot on Alibaba. Very wise and sensible words.

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  23. Ali Baba is so right I really learnt something from this right up from today I will work to be a treasure

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  24. Quintessence Nwa Jesu 1.

    This quite expository . I love this . I m gonna heat d catering school by Xmas . Pls I need ideas and addresses of good catering schools in Abuja .n phone numbers Biko kwa .i need to learn that white soup n nsala Biko . Hubby is a huge fan of them .

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  25. i jez love that pix

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  26. I agree with him. He just said the painful truth. I am a lady; taken and i'm not trying to be holier than anyone here but the truth remains; be that which you seek to find in a man. Because the type of man u seek will also be looking for a woman who has similar qualities to him. No one is perfect notwithstanding. In the book of songs of Solomon chapter 3, the wise man reiterates that a woman has 2 position herself 2 be found. Thanks Alibaba. I recommend these two messages for my dear sisters out there; (1) the myth of singleness by myles munroe. (2) the mystery of marriage by Apostle Selman Joshua Nimmak. God bless y'all.

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  27. Hehehehehehehehehe. Funny and witty post.

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    1. I'm so happy for linda ikeji.. Her new car is awesome.. Please Stella report the news

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    2. Report the news as per gini? Biko zuzu ru gi si ebea puo!

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    3. Abeg go and sit down. Report which news? Hasn't Linda reported it herself? Why not write a letter to NTA to report it? Mschewww

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    4. Ano 9.02pm thunder fire ur mouth der. Wetin concern us concern Linda liar liar ikeji for here???? Shei na only her dey blog wey she dey buy 24million naira car, mtchewwwwwwwww yeye dey smell. She shouldn't worry one day breeze go blow wey go see foul nyash. D most annoying tin is dat she is sooo proud can even reply comment or interact wit her BVS. Those dat really go der have time. As for u anonymous respect ur stinking sef and fly outta here dats if ur not one of d ikeji sister. Oloshi

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    5. Hahahahahahahaha

      See haters!

      Be happy for others, it brings your own closer.

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  28. pls I need help' am a 22 years old girl looking like a 17' I amerciate everyday I have done HIV test but it came out negative' I need advice on the kind of test I can go for to see if I can find a solution to my problems

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    1. Eat fufu,with Egusi soup for breakfast,jellof rice and Orobo Pepsi for lunch,then yam and small stout for dinner..if u no fat make I no wetin cause am..

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  29. On wordlesspost::The level at which sex is now being preached in our society dis days is alarming, the society is so sex oriented....I remember I went with my mum to abuja to go visit my aunty dah came back from spain......then I guess I was just 13, my mum and aunt have just gone out to buy food stuff, utensils,and gifts to carry with us to benin the next day...at a nearby grocery store...I was asked to stay in the room buh as dey say curiosity killed the cat ,I sticked my head outside to view the awesome prospect of the street,then I heard a voice in the second floor cus it' was a two storey building...my son my son...I answered ''maam.'' It was a woman she was I think 70 sumtin or so she was old and wrinkled...she said cud u please come ,I went, on getting there she said follow me pls..come help me with somethin...na so I enter her house..on gettin there, she said my son please help me pull my pant and bra...am so weak dah I feel pains in my body ,please after that use this ''aboliki methylethol'' to massage my body ''I was like ewoo whats this......na die b dis oooo my hands were shaking I even use one hand hold the other hand, may e nu dey shake again the two come dey shake join......as I say make I start ,na I hear person call my name 'A kelvin oooooo' dahs how benin women call their children, na so I jump come outside..see old woman way say e body dey pain ham quickly dey dress up like who e turn don reach to come out for runway,,I just told my mum.....I was there to see if there's any young person there dah I can play with dah I was lonely, na em make ham she nu suspect ooo,I was afraid to tell her say, old woman be wan disvirgin me,,,I'm a happy man today cos na better, fresh,and succulent punana disvirgin me ooooo #pls share my testimony oooo #na God do ham.

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    1. Lmaooooo, kelvin na only u? Hahahahahaha

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    2. Haven't laughed this hard in a while

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    3. Meaning? Cos I didn't understand jack

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    4. @Aijay why have u sold ur brain and used the money to enlarge ur Yansh..babe ure wicked.
      @pat oga let's leave the R first..I didn't know u knew me b4 hmmm I admire ur personality a lot u got my respect big tym..am nt hvin a crush ooo na admire I admire.

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  30. ORIEGWU

    Biko who read this "so long a letter"

    If you did, help me interpret in french.

    All i can interpret is Ali baba, Mary and sidechick.
    Ali baba's side chic wants to marry after being a community punani.
    Then Ali baba is helping to turn a hoe into a housewife.
    Chic no wan gree and she took Ali baba's cuban cigar and started smoking.

    Ali baba is looking for the unfortunate man that will marry his side chic
    Side chic is looking for the unfortunate man that will be her ceremonial husband while Ali baba is murdering the punani.
    Unfortunate man is looking for an innocent pretender to marry.

    This is what i understood.

    XOXO MYSTERY

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  31. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Making sense post no doubt....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. So true. Many girls that are not responsible at all want perfect men. A girl I knw has been sending several pictures of her boobs and vagina to different men and her guy has caught dis sex chats on her bbm like 4 times and the girl foolishly thinks he will marry her. Always putting his pic as her bbm dp and writing "boo of life" meanwhille d guy is just keeping her as a sex machine that will be discarded when he's ready for marriage. Tomorrow such a girl will say "he used and dumped me"

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  32. WORD!!! It is what it is oooo.

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  33. Exactly! Or for example, you are always in d club, any new club dat opens, u re there life n direct. you really think your mr right wants to meet you in a club dancing your bombom out! Make yurself miss right for dat mr right u re looking for. As easy as ABC. #Precious Ibik

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    1. Story!!...I know a guy that met his wife in a club..they are happily married with kids..

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    2. Linda you are a prostitute we all know that so no need to code..... The juju u take hold ur mumu husband sef we know.... Continue fucking dicks and licking pussy's..... Your file dey baba God hand..... Anuofia

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  34. I agree wit Alibaba on dis one.... U can't be looking for Mr Right n be smoking n drinking n in a club..... I don learn sometin today

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  35. There's no such thing as mr/miss right, Every man or woman is a wrong choice! U just have to make that choice and then mould he/she into what you want them to become. Goodluck while you're at it.

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  36. Nice article alibaba.. I 4got to mention

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  37. So on point👌👍👍

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  38. We teach girls to shrink themselves
    To make themselves smaller
    We say to girls,
    "You can have ambition
    But not too much
    You should aim to be successful
    But not too successful
    Otherwise you will threaten the man."
    Because I am female
    I am expected to aspire to marriage
    I am expected to make my life choices
    Always keeping in mind that
    Marriage is the most important
    Now marriage can be a source of
    Joy and love and mutual support
    But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage
    And we don't teach boys the same?
    We raise girls to see each other as competitors
    Not for jobs or for accomplishments
    Which I think can be a good thing
    But for the attention of men
    We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings
    In the way that boys are
    Feminist: the person who believes in the social
    Political, and economic equality of the sexes

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    1. Use your own words if you cannot acknowledge the source of this write up.
      Stop committing plaigarism!

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  39. Women of nowadays,they are either smoking heavily,drinking excessively,repentant lesbians,mouths as sharp as razor,money conscious,looking for a big dick,doesn't believe in hard work,does runs,believe in jazz or doesn't know how to bath properly.....and they're all looking for Mr right!!!!

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  40. Lmao. This is so true. So I know this babe that's looking for Mr Right but she stays in an expensive apartment that she clearly can't pay for from her salary, and the takes pictures in driver seats of peoples car acting like its hers. Please Mr Right no go run from that one? Out of fear that he can't take care of her bills or something or that she's too expensive when in the real sense she's a fake and broke struggling young lady aspiring to get to the top. The only people such ladies attract are married men who can't marry them... Ladies when looking for Mr Right be humble, real and open.

    Cheers

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    1. Dey there na. Her own mr right will even be better than yours.

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  41. I live in a city that 90% of the adults smoke. Both male and female. Even seen dad, mum, adult twin daughters and son smoking at a pub

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  42. Alli Baba has definitely hit the nail on the head with his incisive,captivating piece of writing. Visit www.olusolaoso.blogspot.com for juicy stories on showbiz,politics,breaking news and sports.

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  43. Wow this is such a good write up...any woman or man dah goes contrary to this, is extremely lame and should be beheaded by ISIS..I totally succumb,concur,and agree to this.

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    1. Stupid idiot, u kelvin are a dumb piece of shit.... Cos some fools here find you funny u think u can open your mouth and vomit rubbish.... I spit on your stupid parents for not using a condom..... So u dare to even crack a joke about beheading by Isis..... Do u think it's funny? What they are doing is so even and should not even be mentioned in civilised society but of course only a Mannerless lack of home training bastard like u will think so...... Disappear from this blog and never come back....

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    2. Kelvin ur joke is in bad taste. Don't use sensitive issues as jokes. Learn that today

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    3. Yes,Kelvin is indeed,very stupid, but do u have to talk abt his parents like that!!???

      Ah! People sha!

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  44. B4 I continue reading, Omo the wife gather oo. See hips/ass of life. #NoHomo
    Hehehe
    *scrolls up to continue reading*

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  45. Nice article Alibaba.
    Well spoken.
    Infact "you hit the nail on the head that the carpenter is so jealous of its finishing."

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  46. Well Alibaba is right to a point
    There's a man for every woman and vis-versa
    Smoker go meet smoker
    I have nothing against smokers but
    Honestly most ladies look for mr right @ the very wrong place
    Either way
    Good luck to all the ladies ang Gents
    Out there seeking

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  47. Atta boy!

    »_»_• \0/ ^FORTUNEDEXC£L^ »_»_• \0/

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  48. @Abenaa,yes all those girls looking for big dicks!!!!heheheheheh

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  49. Welldone Alibaba, we hope for more of it to come ... but guys please be reminded that this only doesn't affect or is directed to the girls alone. We should also prepare a place where every lady will find peace. #Good Night ya All... #Im Out#

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  50. A gal that smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish had the gut to say some men are with women that don't deserve them? She is obviously dating a married man and believed all the lies he is telling her! What makes her believe the men deserved the women they are married to? Hiss.

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  51. Ali baba's real names though..The name no be here o!

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  52. So many stupid men out there looking for mrs right when they smoke like chimneys and drink like fishes..... Broke arse niggers, randy dogs and tied to families apron strings yet they keep praying everyday for mrs right..... Don't be deceived women these days too have opened their eyes no time for drama.....there are equally as many useless men as there are women.... Parents focus on teaching their daughters how to be a good wife yet their sons end up as randy dogs and wife molesters etc..... Marriages these days are breaking up more cos women have refused to take the plenty excesses of useless husbands like our mothers endured in the past..... You want a good wife be a good husband, you want a good husband be a good wife.... No one is perfect but both parties must bring something to the table.....

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  53. While shuld stella report dat linda ikeji bought a jeep?you are obviously high on alomo k. Stella is in her lane linda is her lane too ok. Light and darkness can never be join toghether so also goat and sheep cannot be joined toghether ok.

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  54. I just hope i find my Mr right someday.. Y is it that broke guys are always the one asking me out? I don taya o. Plz i need your advice.

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  55. Must every woman marry? Ali baba we hv heard oooo. In other news stella mi hear say omawummi don secretly tie the knob with the tall fine bobo
    Abeg investigate I trust u.stella of life

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  56. I tied my legs pretending to be a mermaid, now i have my Mr Perfect...God bless him

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  57. lol. truetalk o.. though some people will not like it.

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  58. Well said, but the rdadr's selection is influenced by the society's expectations. handsome man, rich dude, brilliant,sucessful, every man to his definition of what true sucess is.
    www.typearls.blogspot.com

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