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Hi Aunty Stella,
How u dey? I met one yoruba Alhaji yesterday dat was advertising herbal drugs for me. He told me if my husband no dey 'knack' well well, I shud give him. Loool! I told him that my husband dey over perform sey we dey find medicine to reduce am sef.. lol. Anyways I have attached his hilarious card for you to see. And note: "lass a fever" and "piles"
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| THIS NOSE RESEMBUL BB CHARGER..LMAOOO |
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Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
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One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a
little too much to drink at a party.Although nothing happened, he
decided not to mention it to his wife.Later that night, the man and his wife
were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden
under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window
to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
little too much to drink at a party.Although nothing happened, he
decided not to mention it to his wife.Later that night, the man and his wife
were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden
under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window
to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
They arrived at the theatre a short time later and were about to get out of
the car when his wife asked, "Honey,have you seen my other shoe?"
the car when his wife asked, "Honey,have you seen my other shoe?"
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A Boy dropped a Girl at home.
He puts his hand on the wall by the
gate for support and leaned towards
her.
gate for support and leaned towards
her.
The Boy asked; Can I kiss you?
The Girl replied; No, Not now, I'm at'
home now.
home now.
The Boy said; Please na.
The Girl said; No.
The Boy said; You were too sweet in
bed today.
bed today.
The Girl said; Wow! You too, you were
full of energy. I couldn't believe we
had 4 rounds.
full of energy. I couldn't believe we
had 4 rounds.
The Boy said; Let me kiss you
goodnight.
goodnight.
The Girl said; Someone might be
watching, they still think I'm a virgin at
home.
watching, they still think I'm a virgin at
home.
This goes on for 10 minutes.
Then the Girl's brother Akpos appeared
at the gate and said; Daddy said
whether you kiss him or not it's your
decision, but tell the bastard to
remove his hand from the telephone
button. Everybody at home is listening
to your conversation.
at the gate and said; Daddy said
whether you kiss him or not it's your
decision, but tell the bastard to
remove his hand from the telephone
button. Everybody at home is listening
to your conversation.
*Wested ya time?nah you sabi ojare!
I love you all....pass on the love abeg!
Wow! Is here already #saturdaylaugh.....off to lmao!
ReplyDeleteThanx Stella. I almost thought saturday laughs were neva gonna come.
DeleteStella, chop knuckles.... thanks for my weekend tonic... more oil to ur engine
DeleteThe love men have for jollof rice is real! Believe it or not. Not every babe can make nice jollof rice. It takes special skills. Hehehe.
DeleteThe grammer in most of the captions scare me. Smh
DeleteJehovah! If na me, shame go kill me
DeleteLolz @ the break up cos of egg!!! U did northwest my time oh
ReplyDeleteS.T Nwa mama you tried abeg
DeleteAs in ehn!. The dude already wanted to end the affair. He just needed a reason.
DeleteHave been waiting for this. Thanks stellastica.
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NiceeeEe!! Nice one Stellakokostic!
ReplyDelete*Can't get Jaheim's song "Put that woman first" off ma mind* Beautiful dayyyyy
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! THE LAST WRITE UP IS IT. THANKS SISTER STELLA> RIDE ON AND REMAIN BLESSED. IHUBABY
ReplyDeleteStells u did not West my tym.. My hubby doesn't like Jellof rice one bit though..
ReplyDeleteMaybe because you call it "jEllof"...
DeleteHahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahah!! No Ma'am!! My Time was not wested!
DeleteTime "wested"
ReplyDeletehahhahahhaahhahahahaa.....stella! na so we de do our face?
ReplyDeletewhere is your conchest?
D face u make when a client want to discuss an elaborate idea without a budget got be laffing. Nah u did north west my time
ReplyDeleteDa bomb!
ReplyDeleteMe likey.
Hahahaha. Happy Saturday to yiu all. Cheers
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...Laff don make this boy wey siddon jejely use him mouth odour ask me "wetin dey make me laff" and if I show am eh, and he laff join, I fit go faint. Stella biko wetin I make I do?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahah! Hilarious ooo especially that shoe wey don chop its bad to laugh @that tho buh I cudnt hold out
ReplyDelete*Sweetness*
Lol. Dis made ma day
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAOOOO! Buy ur parent noni. Chai! My yoruba movie interpreters can fit to fall person hand. Polo shirt #Epic. Age reading machine, kermit's anger cos of bday msg, aunty shobolation on all matters and d rest. Stellahipsy, U did north west my time. Chop kiss.
ReplyDeleteBuahahahahahahaaaahahahaahaa, Akpos ooo, d man abi na boy dn finish my belle. Stella u kept d best for last, I can't stop Lmaoooooooooout. Dat yam wit vjayjay no be small sontin, lol. U did north west my time @Stells, today's laff is super hilarious.
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ReplyDeleteNice one
ReplyDeleteLmao. Funny AF. Thnks Stella.
ReplyDeleteNice 1...
ReplyDeleteIn fact my queen STELLA ,forward me your home and heart address right now,I have to deliver this RED HOT KISSES AND MILLIONS HUGS BEFORE IT GETS WARM ! ! !
ReplyDeleteBecause of you sat & sundays expectations gives me butterflies in my tommy .
Now hubby sees this days as torture days because the sound of my real heartfelt laughter can be used as ring tones for phones it cause avalanche in far away Alaska from my house !
Stella,e no go better more for you,this lives wey you dey prolong with written drugs,hmm,na so God go dey supply success and peace tonic for your life and body !
I LOVE YOU BABY ! !
The face when you remove false lashes had me ROTF. It is so me I really have to give this false lashes a break
ReplyDeleteNehi, just like d Indians will say, time not wested.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteAv been so sad all day. You really made my day.
ReplyDeleteLmfao nice one, thanks madam stellina. ......
ReplyDeleteMe like
ReplyDeleteGood one
ReplyDeleteLol at did he touch your boob...where he go touch before?
ReplyDeleteDopest sat laugh
Lwtmbh o! Thanx stellacious.
ReplyDeleteKikikkikikiki
ReplyDeleteIs dat really a yam? Lol!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ but tell the bastard to
ReplyDeleteremove his hand from the telephone
button. Everybody at home is listening
to your conversation.
Fried shaki! Oh my word, rotfl. Who comes up with this stuff. Off to buy some straws as no alcohol will pass my lips this weekend :D
ReplyDeleteMy belle ooo !!!!!!! My head oooo!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteChoi! @ d last part. Lmao.
ReplyDeleteLove ma shoki the shoki lol kermit ooo
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe ekpoma mother really cracked me up big time cos it reminded me of my grandma when I was much much younger.
Chai that Ekpoma mother reminds me of back in the days!!! It used to be like that in our hours those days. Six kids, three cousins, one Aunty plus parents. Sharing food was one hell of a time. Thank God for today.
ReplyDeleteI really had a good laugh. That look reminds me of my brother. Years ago, my dad was scolding him and my mum's brother 'put mouth'. The look my brother gave him could kill. My uncle quietly left the scene.
ReplyDeleteLove you too, Stella. Enjoy your weekend, lovely SDKers
I really had a good laugh. That look reminds me of my brother. Years ago, my dad was scolding him and my mum's brother 'put mouth'. The look my brother gave him could kill. My uncle quietly left the scene.
ReplyDeleteLove you too, Stella. Enjoy your weekend, lovely SDKers
Lafing so hard! Tanx ma'am
ReplyDeleteHahaha...this is too funny. Stella o...nice one
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Had a tough day yesterday... hubby was buried. Thanks Stella, this calmed me down a bit.
ReplyDeleteVery funny especially the bump stop
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha
ReplyDeleteHahahaha what a relieve! Thank u Stella
ReplyDeleteThat Arsenal tin really got me please tell Wenger to buy player for us now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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