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Happy Saturday Darlings and thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday as comment,called me or went on my facebook.I was overwhelmed by all the love yo showed me.
I didn't know i had so many Important people who read this blog...LMAO.
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THIS FAWUL IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.ONLY A MIRACLE FIT FREE AM FROM THIS MONKEY..LMAO |
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I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN JAIL AND VOLUNTEER COMMUNITY SERVICE AS WELL...IF I HEAR!....I WILL COOK,CLEAN AND WASH FOR FREE SEF! |
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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LMAO...YOU NEED JESUS! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA E HARD OH,ITS LIKE PRETENDING TO HAVE ASS AFTER YOU TAKE OFF THE YANSH PAD. |
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EPIC!..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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HAHAHAHAAH..THAT REMINDS ME...HOW IS VIVI THE BIRD? |
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MEANING?HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.....ABEG WHO CAN TRANSLATE THIS EXACTLY HOW IT IS? |
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SICK WOMAN...LUCKY CAMEL..LOL |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO MY DEAR,I AM NO LONGER ANNUAL WITH YOU. |
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LETTER OR WHATSAPP?HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA EPIC. |
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA CHOI WAS A VICTIM OF THIS OH.....''STERRA OUR WIFE,THE MUMMY!'' |
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AMEN....LOL |
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CHOI SEE KISSABLE LIPS OOOOOH*SOMEBODY SLAP ME |
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FOR SOME PEOPLE REVERSE IS THE CASE. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA CHOI..IT WILL END IN PRAISE OH |
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WOW |
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THESE POLICEMEN BE FLOGGED..LOL |
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THOSE OF YOU ALWAYS DROP COMMENT THAT I SHOULD NOT TYPE UNDER EACH JOKE PIC...THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO YOU FOR YOUR STEADFASTNESS IN CUSSING ME OUT FOR EVERY WEEKEND LAUGHS..... E REMAIN SMALL!!!
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA I CANT GET OVER THIS PIC |
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA KIDS CAN PUT SOMEONE IN TROUBLE OOOOH.HAHAHHAHA THAT WAS HOW MY SON WENT TO TELL HIS GRAND PA THAT I SAID THEIR TENANTS MOUTH SMELLS...AND HE SAID IT SO INNOCENTLY OH. |
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY BELLLE OOOOH.. |
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YOU SHOULD SEE ME LAUGHING OOH...HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
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LMAOOOOOOOO |
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LOOOOOL |
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LOOOOOOOOOL |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA |
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THIS A BOY OR A MAN?HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE UNA ANSWER OOO |
One of the health attendants that attended to the
Liberian Patrick Sawyer, but survived the ravages of
the disease, went to the church last Sunday to testify to the goodness of God in her life.
Those giving testimonies were 10 in number and she
was number four on the queue.
When it was her turn to share her testimony with the
congregation, she testified that she survived the
ailment and had tested negative to Ebola. When it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, this is what transpired:
Pastor: Don’t worry, give the microphone to the next
person.
Next person: (shifts back) Nooo, give it to pastor.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your microphone, he is not collecting it.
Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.
Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, may be
next week.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not ready to collect
the microphone, I will put it on the floor (heading back to her seat)
Before she could turn back to return to her seat,
everyone in the church had jumped outside for dear
life.
*Wested ya time? muah!
Thanks for making people laugh despite the many problems in Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteBest Oracle
Stfu Ekwensu
DeleteEmeka and his flying boat shoe tho'
Delete#epic
Lmaoooooo. Best ever. The Ebola joke is epic. Hahaha.
DeleteLmao!
DeleteMy time was not weSted at all.
DeleteLooooool, the ebola testimony left me on the floor... lmao
DeleteWey my reply to charismatic diva now?? Babe I will give you the gist later joo,my oga was not in town last night but he's coming in today..lol.couldn't reply on the other post.
Delete8:8:14 my bday
DeleteHahahahaha @ the Ebola thanx giving
DeleteHahahahahahaha. Mrs korkus!!! Time to start giving some freebies to dose contributing this oooo. Todays' collects re so wonderful. Omg!
DeleteU did north west my time @all @all. D flying boat shoe sha. D Anambra babes,d Abia state gov advert, d kid who was polishing shoes n d dancing police man all epic
DeleteStella oooo, kikikikiki Hahahahah. Today's own s da bomb. I had a good laugh with tears all over. Hahahahahah. Tanx so much
DeleteEbola joke. Really funny. No u did north west my tyme.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahah..
DeleteHahahahahahahahhahahah...
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
This is hilarious...I don die ohh..
Bwhahahahahahajaja. Emeka's flying boat shoe.
ReplyDeleteLwtmb... wow! Wow!! Wow!!!... very effective saturday tonic. Thanks Stella
ReplyDeleteLol@ linstaglam. Thanks Stellastica u did north west my time.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Have been waiting for this... Thanks stella.
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Clap! Clap!! Clap!!!. U didn't north west my time. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteHehehe!
DeleteManna Bee, tk it easy ooo, don't overdo it. Inugo.
Go bck to d usual way u comment.
And plz am very much apy u got d money.
Bwahahahahahaha! Pink Shell don kill me oh!
DeleteJealousy will finish pink shell and chizoba.
DeleteSo na u be Chizoba Ibebuike,Ada Biafra that the cuss Queen Kemi Olunloyo banned on FB.
Delete@anon 5:38: Go to facebook u will see my page..Nobody can ban anybody on fb...Aunty agbaya kemi is a dreamer...she only blocked me from commenting on her lunatic page...daz all..
DeleteLosing a Rib ... Hahahhahahhaahahahhahha
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeletethere are some testimonies that you should keep to yourself biko. Lol
thanks Stellz
Hahaaaaa
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOMG, my jaws ache, I don't tink av eva laffed dis hard eva in my life.
Can't control tears sef.
Ha God!
See serious warning issued over a shoe.
Nigerian gals are wicked at hrt.
B4 u can say so to a guy, d guy must irritate u.
Emeka, haven't I tolld u not to wear THIS YOUR flying boat shoe to MY house agen? (I av to stop, I tink am going to av an headache)
Pinkshell,where is DD?
Delete@ Linda, adunno?!
Deleteloool..thank you Stella. Been waiting for this since morning.
ReplyDeleteThat Ebola testimony... I go run oooo. Lol
Thumbs up Stella....waiting for tomorrow's.
Lol, this just made my morning stells.. You did north west my time. Hope you had a wonderful birthday yesterday. Mwah
DeleteThank you oo stella I yav laugh my self out ni
ReplyDeleteOh God,the last one is very funny.Even pastor too, dey fear.hmm, may God have mercy on us.,
ReplyDeleteTnx for d saturday laugh sdk
ReplyDeleteWas going to send u that of doc and patient ebola ish!
ReplyDeleteI bet someone beat me to it
Stella's blog for life thanks for making us laugh shoe is what we call Italian eagle timberland special edition.
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ReplyDeleteStella's blog for life thanks for making us laugh shoe is what we call Italian eagle timberland special edition.
ReplyDeleteNo! No!! No!! On a very serious note,this Saturday laffs are wicked!! The one about Rick Ross sitting on the guys destiny na Wetin Dem deserve,even me sef suffer for their hand...lololol..may the devil of fire ebola into my enemies and Anambra babes on Instagram..I'm laughing soooo hard here!
ReplyDeleteThe pic with the lil boy polishing his shoes is a bit sad though, made me feel some typa way... #thankGodforbigandsmallfavors
ReplyDeleteHehehehhehe,d flying boat shoe is so funny
ReplyDeleteAunty Stella,u did not northwest my time. I had a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteWho is d mofo dat said u should not type under joke pic? For crying out loud,daz d first thing i read before loking at d pic..Ur comments are even funnier than d pic itself..Some people no get sense for dis blog..
ReplyDeleteEhn hows Vivi d bird? We've not heard anything about it from her madam...
I had a good laugh today...Bwahahahahahahahaa@My last man was a dog..Definitely he is not like him,he is worse! Women don suffer.
Lmao
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ReplyDeleteBless you stellz
@wifi joke,spot on!
ReplyDeleteChaii c wot Presh did to ha sef,to tnk it's fb profile pix #ma ex was a Dog. U did north west ma tym stella
ReplyDeleteI cant forget 8:8:14, what a day. Nice laffs stella
ReplyDeleteYou did north west my time at all.....dis is one of my best collections I really had a gud laff....thanks Stella
ReplyDeleteweldone Stella, weldone
ReplyDeleteLooool..that stop coming to my house with your rain boot shoe really got me.Roftl
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Should continue laughing Aunty Stella?
ReplyDeleteInterpretation of d yoruba pix: You Agodi GRA landlords shd fear God and pay security guards 2mths salary so dt peace may reign!
ReplyDeleteChaii I still can't stop laughing...Stella thanks for making me laugh this much cos ve been so depressed for like 2days now...mmm uuuu aah
ReplyDeleteStella and blog visitors are sets of crazy comedian. God!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't get enough of u. Thanks for making me feel like am still at home, it can get really boring when one isn't with family
Translation. The landlords agodi g.r.a pay the outstanding salaries for the month of June and July to the security for peace to reign.
ReplyDeleteAbeg keep writing under the posts jor. I actually scroll to see if the hahaha is more, then I go back and read it. Same with the ones u put comments under. The ones that have just lol alone no too de sweet. So please its all part of making them interesting to read.
ReplyDeleteLwtmb oooooooo. Been waiting for this sinceeeee. Thnx aunt Stellaoflife
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, the kid talking to the grand pa cracked me up. Children and their mouth eeh.
ReplyDeleteAnambra babes and Linstaglam Lol.
Nice one stella
lol.... una don finish us anambra gals for dat instagram pics.... CAN
ReplyDeletelol....u did north west ma time...... CAN.
ReplyDeleteHeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!! Stella am ROTF! Chai! Anaga virage naw! I've learn new way to polish shoe with cooking pot back, hahahahahahaahaha!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO...u did north west my time had a good laugh nd my daughter was just looking at me
ReplyDeleteLwkmd
ReplyDeleteLmaooooooo
ReplyDeleteRibs cracker! God I need new ribs to survive on this blog.
I love love love
ReplyDeleteIf the babe wifi connect nko? Hahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Tnx Stella for brightening my day.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha....... Time north wested
ReplyDeleteThanks Stella. I always look forward to these laffs
ReplyDeletei laugh so tey i naked enter bathroom ,hahahahahahhaah,love love em ,the church testimony on ebola
ReplyDeletebeautiful Saturday, spa chilling.
ReplyDeleteDamn, my body is testifying to the 'great is thy faithfulness' of the masseur's hands.
Saturdays laughs ain't helping either.
Only, I find all Ebola jokes offensive...funny or not.
Mrs. BitchBiko.
beautiful Saturday, spa chilling.
ReplyDeleteDamn, my body is testifying to the 'great is thy faithfulness' of the masseur's hands.
Saturdays laughs ain't helping either.
Only, I find all Ebola jokes offensive...funny or not.
Mrs. BitchBiko.
LMAO.
ReplyDeleteBuahahaaaahahaha, Stella oooohhh!! Ur son actually told his granpa that?? Hahaha! Ori Iya mi o....that kain pikin na alakoba ooo. choiiii. I dn laff die.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Stella. Thanks
ReplyDeleteHilarious pictures!
ReplyDeleteRotfl.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff, tankz babe
ReplyDeleteI must confess dis Ebola joke made me choke wit lafter....... Hahahahahaha.....see pple wey come church oooo...
ReplyDeleteEven pastor sef....
Lmfao.....
Frm..... Esther
Had a very good laugh, thanks SDK.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ babey,dis pix ehn,anaga Linstaglam...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
So funny,it brighten up my mood
ReplyDeleteLwkmd,,dis blog rocks
ReplyDeleteRotfl.That Emeka's shoe na die.Thanks for the jokes Stellz.
ReplyDelete* tasha barbie *
Kikikikikiki
ReplyDelete'Twas so funny I forgot to laugh . "
ReplyDelete...=))º°˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚°º=)) ,choi 8:8:14(AKA salt day lol),d Ebola testifier though cnt stop laughing,tnx Stella for making me laugh dis night cos I hv been so downcasted since morning
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, funny...Thanks Stella, i come here every Saturday and Sundays specifically for this jokes. thanks thanks thanks
ReplyDeletehahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaa...ive laughed my ribs off.
ReplyDeletefrom Akanbi your hero baby. no be only akanbi
Emeka's flying boat shoes di kwa risky ooo...buahahhhahhaha
stella u have north wested my time at alllllllll