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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Saturday Laughs


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AMEN!

Happy Saturday Darlings and thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday as comment,called me or went on my facebook.I was overwhelmed by all the love yo showed me.
I didn't know i had so many Important people who read this blog...LMAO.




THIS FAWUL IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.ONLY A MIRACLE FIT FREE AM FROM THIS MONKEY..LMAO


I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN JAIL AND VOLUNTEER COMMUNITY
SERVICE AS WELL...IF I HEAR!....I WILL COOK,CLEAN AND WASH FOR FREE SEF!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

LOL



LMAO...YOU NEED JESUS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA E HARD OH,ITS LIKE PRETENDING TO HAVE
ASS AFTER YOU TAKE OFF THE YANSH PAD.

EPIC!..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAAH..THAT REMINDS ME...HOW IS VIVI THE BIRD?

MEANING?HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.....ABEG WHO CAN TRANSLATE THIS EXACTLY HOW IT IS?

SICK WOMAN...LUCKY CAMEL..LOL

LOL

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO MY DEAR,I AM NO LONGER ANNUAL WITH YOU.

  LETTER OR  WHATSAPP?HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA EPIC.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA CHOI
WAS A VICTIM OF THIS OH.....''STERRA OUR WIFE,THE MUMMY!''

LOL

AMEN....LOL



LMAOOOOOOO

CHOI SEE KISSABLE LIPS OOOOOH*SOMEBODY SLAP ME



HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FOR SOME PEOPLE REVERSE IS THE CASE.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA CHOI..IT WILL END IN PRAISE OH

WOW

THESE POLICEMEN BE FLOGGED..LOL

THOSE OF YOU ALWAYS DROP COMMENT THAT I SHOULD NOT TYPE
UNDER EACH JOKE PIC...THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO YOU FOR YOUR
STEADFASTNESS IN CUSSING ME OUT FOR EVERY WEEKEND LAUGHS.....
E REMAIN SMALL!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA I CANT GET OVER THIS PIC



LOL

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA KIDS CAN PUT SOMEONE IN TROUBLE OOOOH.HAHAHHAHA THAT WAS HOW MY SON WENT TO TELL HIS GRAND PA THAT I SAID THEIR TENANTS MOUTH SMELLS...AND HE SAID IT SO INNOCENTLY OH.


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY BELLLE OOOOH..

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

YOU SHOULD SEE ME LAUGHING OOH...HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOO


LOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOL

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

LMAOOOOOOOOO


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA


LOL

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHHAHA MY RIBS CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE.


LMAOOOOOOO


LMAOOOOOOO







LMAOOOOOOOO



HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS
 THIS A BOY OR A MAN?HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE UNA ANSWER OOO



One of the health attendants that attended to the
Liberian Patrick Sawyer, but survived the ravages of
the disease, went to the church last Sunday to testify to the goodness of God in her life.

Those giving testimonies were 10 in number and she
was number four on the queue.
When it was her turn to share her testimony with the
congregation, she testified that she survived the
ailment and had tested negative to Ebola. When it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, this is what transpired:

Pastor: Don’t worry, give the microphone to the next
person.
Next person: (shifts back) Nooo, give it to pastor.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your microphone, he is not collecting it.
Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.

Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, may be
next week.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not ready to collect
the microphone, I will put it on the floor (heading back to her seat)

Before she could turn back to return to her seat,
everyone in the church had jumped outside for dear

life.


*Wested ya time? muah!

93 comments:

  1. Thanks for making people laugh despite the many problems in Nigeria.

    Best Oracle

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    1. Stfu Ekwensu

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    2. Emeka and his flying boat shoe tho'
      #epic

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    3. Lmaoooooo. Best ever. The Ebola joke is epic. Hahaha.

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    4. My time was not weSted at all.

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    5. Looooool, the ebola testimony left me on the floor... lmao

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    6. Wey my reply to charismatic diva now?? Babe I will give you the gist later joo,my oga was not in town last night but he's coming in today..lol.couldn't reply on the other post.

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    7. Hahahahaha @ the Ebola thanx giving

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    8. Hahahahahahaha. Mrs korkus!!! Time to start giving some freebies to dose contributing this oooo. Todays' collects re so wonderful. Omg!

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    9. U did north west my time @all @all. D flying boat shoe sha. D Anambra babes,d Abia state gov advert, d kid who was polishing shoes n d dancing police man all epic

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    10. Adah( Whom God has Adorned23 August 2014 at 21:23

      Stella oooo, kikikikiki Hahahahah. Today's own s da bomb. I had a good laugh with tears all over. Hahahahahah. Tanx so much

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  2. Ebola joke. Really funny. No u did north west my tyme.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahah..
      Hahahahahahahahhahahah...
      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
      This is hilarious...I don die ohh..

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  3. Bwhahahahahahajaja. Emeka's flying boat shoe.

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  4. Lwtmb... wow! Wow!! Wow!!!... very effective saturday tonic. Thanks Stella

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  5. Lol@ linstaglam. Thanks Stellastica u did north west my time.

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  6. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Have been waiting for this... Thanks stella.
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  7. Clap! Clap!! Clap!!!. U didn't north west my time. LMAO.

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    1. Hehehe!
      Manna Bee, tk it easy ooo, don't overdo it. Inugo.
      Go bck to d usual way u comment.
      And plz am very much apy u got d money.

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    2. Bwahahahahahaha! Pink Shell don kill me oh!

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    3. Jealousy will finish pink shell and chizoba.

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    4. So na u be Chizoba Ibebuike,Ada Biafra that the cuss Queen Kemi Olunloyo banned on FB.

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    5. @anon 5:38: Go to facebook u will see my page..Nobody can ban anybody on fb...Aunty agbaya kemi is a dreamer...she only blocked me from commenting on her lunatic page...daz all..

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  8. Losing a Rib ... Hahahhahahhaahahahhahha

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  9. lmao
    there are some testimonies that you should keep to yourself biko. Lol
    thanks Stellz

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  10. Bwahahaha!
    OMG, my jaws ache, I don't tink av eva laffed dis hard eva in my life.
    Can't control tears sef.
    Ha God!
    See serious warning issued over a shoe.

    Nigerian gals are wicked at hrt.
    B4 u can say so to a guy, d guy must irritate u.
    Emeka, haven't I tolld u not to wear THIS YOUR flying boat shoe to MY house agen? (I av to stop, I tink am going to av an headache)

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  11. loool..thank you Stella. Been waiting for this since morning.

    That Ebola testimony... I go run oooo. Lol

    Thumbs up Stella....waiting for tomorrow's.

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    1. Lol, this just made my morning stells.. You did north west my time. Hope you had a wonderful birthday yesterday. Mwah

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  12. Thank you oo stella I yav laugh my self out ni

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  13. Oh God,the last one is very funny.Even pastor too, dey fear.hmm, may God have mercy on us.,

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  14. Tnx for d saturday laugh sdk

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  15. Was going to send u that of doc and patient ebola ish!
    I bet someone beat me to it

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  16. Stella's blog for life thanks for making us laugh shoe is what we call Italian eagle timberland special edition.

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  18. Stella's blog for life thanks for making us laugh shoe is what we call Italian eagle timberland special edition.

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  19. No! No!! No!! On a very serious note,this Saturday laffs are wicked!! The one about Rick Ross sitting on the guys destiny na Wetin Dem deserve,even me sef suffer for their hand...lololol..may the devil of fire ebola into my enemies and Anambra babes on Instagram..I'm laughing soooo hard here!

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  20. The pic with the lil boy polishing his shoes is a bit sad though, made me feel some typa way... #thankGodforbigandsmallfavors

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  21. Hehehehhehe,d flying boat shoe is so funny

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  22. Aunty Stella,u did not northwest my time. I had a good laugh.

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  23. Who is d mofo dat said u should not type under joke pic? For crying out loud,daz d first thing i read before loking at d pic..Ur comments are even funnier than d pic itself..Some people no get sense for dis blog..

    Ehn hows Vivi d bird? We've not heard anything about it from her madam...

    I had a good laugh today...Bwahahahahahahahaa@My last man was a dog..Definitely he is not like him,he is worse! Women don suffer.

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  24. @wifi joke,spot on!

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  25. Chaii c wot Presh did to ha sef,to tnk it's fb profile pix #ma ex was a Dog. U did north west ma tym stella

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  26. I cant forget 8:8:14, what a day. Nice laffs stella

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  27. You did north west my time at all.....dis is one of my best collections I really had a gud laff....thanks Stella

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  28. weldone Stella, weldone

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  29. Looool..that stop coming to my house with your rain boot shoe really got me.Roftl

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  30. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Should continue laughing Aunty Stella?

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  31. Interpretation of d yoruba pix: You Agodi GRA landlords shd fear God and pay security guards 2mths salary so dt peace may reign!

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  32. Chaii I still can't stop laughing...Stella thanks for making me laugh this much cos ve been so depressed for like 2days now...mmm uuuu aah

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  33. Stella and blog visitors are sets of crazy comedian. God!!!
    Can't get enough of u. Thanks for making me feel like am still at home, it can get really boring when one isn't with family

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  34. Translation. The landlords agodi g.r.a pay the outstanding salaries for the month of June and July to the security for peace to reign.

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  35. Abeg keep writing under the posts jor. I actually scroll to see if the hahaha is more, then I go back and read it. Same with the ones u put comments under. The ones that have just lol alone no too de sweet. So please its all part of making them interesting to read.

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  36. Lwtmb oooooooo. Been waiting for this sinceeeee. Thnx aunt Stellaoflife

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  37. Hahahahaha, the kid talking to the grand pa cracked me up. Children and their mouth eeh.
    Anambra babes and Linstaglam Lol.
    Nice one stella







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  38. lol.... una don finish us anambra gals for dat instagram pics.... CAN

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  39. lol....u did north west ma time...... CAN.

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  40. Heeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!! Stella am ROTF! Chai! Anaga virage naw! I've learn new way to polish shoe with cooking pot back, hahahahahahaahaha!!

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  41. LMAO...u did north west my time had a good laugh nd my daughter was just looking at me

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  42. Lmaooooooo

    Ribs cracker! God I need new ribs to survive on this blog.

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  43. I love love love

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  44. If the babe wifi connect nko? Hahahahahaha!

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  45. Hilarious. Tnx Stella for brightening my day.

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  46. Hahahahahahaha....... Time north wested

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  47. Thanks Stella. I always look forward to these laffs

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  48. i laugh so tey i naked enter bathroom ,hahahahahahhaah,love love em ,the church testimony on ebola

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  49. beautiful Saturday, spa chilling.
    Damn, my body is testifying to the 'great is thy faithfulness' of the masseur's hands.
    Saturdays laughs ain't helping either.
    Only, I find all Ebola jokes offensive...funny or not.

    Mrs. BitchBiko.

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  50. beautiful Saturday, spa chilling.
    Damn, my body is testifying to the 'great is thy faithfulness' of the masseur's hands.
    Saturdays laughs ain't helping either.
    Only, I find all Ebola jokes offensive...funny or not.

    Mrs. BitchBiko.

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  51. Buahahaaaahahaha, Stella oooohhh!! Ur son actually told his granpa that?? Hahaha! Ori Iya mi o....that kain pikin na alakoba ooo. choiiii. I dn laff die.

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  52. Funny stuff, tankz babe

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  53. I must confess dis Ebola joke made me choke wit lafter....... Hahahahahaha.....see pple wey come church oooo...
    Even pastor sef....
    Lmfao.....


    Frm..... Esther

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  54. Had a very good laugh, thanks SDK.

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  55. LMAO @ babey,dis pix ehn,anaga Linstaglam...
    Hahahahaha

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  56. So funny,it brighten up my mood

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  57. Lwkmd,,dis blog rocks

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  58. Rotfl.That Emeka's shoe na die.Thanks for the jokes Stellz.
    * tasha barbie *

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  59. 'Twas so funny I forgot to laugh . "

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  60. ...=))º°˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚°º=)) ,choi 8:8:14(AKA salt day lol),d Ebola testifier though cnt stop laughing,tnx Stella for making me laugh dis night cos I hv been so downcasted since morning

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  61. Hahahahaha, funny...Thanks Stella, i come here every Saturday and Sundays specifically for this jokes. thanks thanks thanks

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  62. hahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaa...ive laughed my ribs off.
    from Akanbi your hero baby. no be only akanbi

    Emeka's flying boat shoes di kwa risky ooo...buahahhhahhaha

    stella u have north wested my time at alllllllll

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