Hey men lie the most but women tell the BIGGEST lies!..lol
-''I love you too''
-''It was on sales''
-''I have only had one boyfriend before you''
Lets try it out using examples from what you know..use yourself as the person who lied to someone or the person someone lied to...
This should be fun!
I can't live without u
ReplyDeleteIf Agabani is put b4 me,along sides u,i ll pick u ova n ova,dats ow much I love u..lol
DeleteI got ur back sugar!
DeleteYou are my Sunshine.
What could I ve done with
out you.
You are the best.
PS. Love u too AdaDiUraNma.
#Hot Ice.
All d guys av dated told me dis too... Bt dey are still alive....
DeleteI don't even know her.
Delete"I am cumming". Ya,when I'm tired of boring pounding!.
DeleteAwwww! No wonder Tony is now an evangelist, to atone for the lies. Lol! (no offence meant T-Boy) :D
DeleteWomen: I love cooking
DeleteMen: I stopped searching when I found you.
But Tony nearly killed himself for you. So maybe its true.
DeleteI can't imagine someone else that isn't you touching me.... I perish the thought of ever cheating on you...... Lol
DeleteYour eyes make me cum
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah
DeleteLolz. Wisdom is profitable to direct Ecl10:10.
DeleteWaiting for comments. Cant think of any right now.
ReplyDeleteIf u leave me,i'll neva date anoda person
DeleteLies men tell:if I had met u before now,i wouldn't be with my wife or gf(depending on the scenario),now tell him to leave dat wife or gf,he will turn to emergency stammerer!smh
DeleteMen love lies dou,chai!
You're the best!
ReplyDeleteNever felt like this before!
Can't remember..........
I miss you!
Me too!
ROTFL
After he disvirgined me,we just did it once,so av had sex just twice in my life....na twice all of dem don have sex b4
Deletebitchplis, na only 2x na, lol.
DeleteSame way a guy would claim "I never have sex with anyone without a condom not even when I'm drunk. You are the only one I've ever slept with without protection because I love you so much and we are exclusive" *side eye*
DeleteCan't breath without u
ReplyDeletePattolicious,ur grammar makes me cum
DeleteU re d best I have ever seen.
DeleteYou are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
ReplyDeleteMy life is incomplete without you
You are my world, how can she be your world?
I can't do without you
Bla bla bla bla. All Na wash
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Alloy my love for you is real
DeleteLol. Sweetest Pussy my sweetheart, continue deceiving yourself you hear! My love for you also is from the moon
DeleteYour comment will be visible after approval
Some men be like : If I had met you earlier, I would not have married my wife.
DeleteMen are worse biko...they will promise heaven and earth just to lure a girl to bed..
ReplyDeleteOnce they are done,the story will change..
Why do some men do this?...
Would the ladies have agreed to get into bed if the guy no get sugar mouth? Thats why.
DeleteCos that's what u gals wanna hear and guys know this! And for guys, sex is a natural thing..its in our genes...Just like all other males animals chase after all female animals. But we have control somethings..
DeletePaul Grant,true that
DeleteLinda eze always asking stupid question like a 5year old girl. Anofia
DeleteBut the it,girl u took shopping,gets to ur place wit story of menstrating,why she no wait for shopping after her period ends? Now she goes home wit bags! Hia!
DeleteOne jus left ma house now,need 10k urgently and she has been playing cat and mouse wit me,cash is here, but won't drop a dime till she succumbs. #fact
I had never lied abt d number of boys I've dated bt I recently did.I don't know wat happened bt I actually said I have dated 2boys b4 d person I was telling bt it was 4,I nw feel ashamed abt it,I don't want him 2 judge me.I guess girls lie abt dat a lot... NULL
ReplyDeleteThe more guys you date, d more comfortable you get when you tell that lie...... loool
DeleteNo girl tells a guy 'I have dated 50 guys'
Wetin d guy sef dey find up and down? Him fit tell you how many holes him don enter?
That one na white lie abegi
Dt's one common lie women got, esp if d guy is a husband material or maga
DeleteJust 4 men and you are ashamed. During my teens in Nigeria it was uncountable, thinking when I got to London I will be careful but within a month that I got there, 3 men are ontop of my matter. Now it's over 8 years in UK now it's one guy in 6months when I'm bored. I like guys and they like me too.
DeleteYour own is 4 and you're lying about it? Mine is more than 10...:ahahahahahahaha
DeleteGirls like you be lieing, I can count the number of men I've been with on one hand, and you've been with the whole city. Another lie girls tell.
DeleteYup. Steady Slutting it. I can truthfully count 10, only 4 really count, id never admit to the others.
DeleteI will die for you, my mother will die for you, in fact all my family members will die for you.. Baby if you leave me my life will be t-pain.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the world to me. I don't do this often. I'm not a womanizer.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha@u mean d world to me,I don't do dis often
DeleteIt's a lie.....
ReplyDeleteI love you.......
DeleteYou see yourself?hyping yourself under anon.
DeleteThis anonymous is funny o.....
DeleteI love you..... is a lie alot of people tell just to have their way
I miss you..
ReplyDeleteGirl: That's my Uncle *yinmu*
Dat 'my uncle' lie na wa!I never follow any gf 2 meet uncle wey dey yansh am
DeleteMy own lie is "he is my cousin"..... Datz what I tell my female friends when I don't want dem to know my bf.....
DeletePhrinkies,dat kind lie fit do u-turn bite u 4 yansh o cuz ur friends no go see ur cousin as a no-go area
DeleteYou are the only sugar in my tea.
ReplyDeleteThe only bread with my butter.
The only cockroach in my cupboard.
The only fan in my room.
The only boxer under my jeans.
The only girl I have eyes for.
I love you so much it hurts.
You are the only one who cools me down and fills me up.
You are sweeter than sugar.
You are my own tomatoe Jos.
Your love dey do me nwantinti.
You are the air that I breathe.
You are my heartsthrob.
My only lover left in da world.
Your love is like water, I can't do without it.
No one has ever made me feel this way in my life.
You are my one true love.
Baby you make my heart skip.
Baby u make my heart go jim jim.
Loool.
All of d above sounds like lies men tell jes 2 roll up in d hay
DeleteYour guy dey lie and gbagaun. Heartsthrob.
DeleteDid you come? Yes I did!!! Lmfaooo lies women tell..
ReplyDeleteThis is me,I don't usually cum but I moan and act like I did just so he(hubby) won't feel bad.he is not the first man I slept so don't say he is the problem.pls can someone help teach me how to cum.
DeletePlus we are newlyweds.
DeleteNewly weds n u no dey come? Haaaa!! Na wahala o. In 10years,u go dey fall asleep when he's navigating ur contours na.
DeleteSha,b4 I proffer some solutions,how is his projectile like? Finger sized,Gboko yam or Agadagodo?
Again,channel your mind into the issue at hand. Think of sex when it's abt kick off time or even b4 then. How is his foreplay like? Kpakpangolo or real thing?
Don't fret much,when I started,oga said I dey do like frigid woman,now naim dey run
Kehinde Ake,pls take over. Na area of our jurisdiction be this.
My dear..me too o!i hv neva cum in my entire life..is dis normal?
DeleteHave got two kids but have never cumin through penetration only through masturbation and fantasizing about cute guys, within second's I get that sweet sensation that makes Me sleep like a baby. I'm no more sexually attracted to my partner for so many reasons.
DeleteJust tell him to masturbate u
DeleteIf you are a girl and have never cum,try lesbo sex and thank me later...
DeleteNne Linda u head dey dere, a girl will make u cum over n over again
DeletePlease don't take the lesbian sex advice. It's evil! I'm married too and it took me time to start cumming. Here is what will help you: During sex, do not worry about anything. Think of sex and sex alone. Also overcome any inhibitions. Release yourself, feel free! It's your husband! Saying erotic things will help you. Like tell ur hubby in a romantic tone, 'I want you to f*** me'. Fantasise about sex. These should get ur pussy wet and make you come sweetly.
DeleteI am nothing without you....
ReplyDeleteI'm glad u kno that hun...oya come n steady ur sexy ass on this big prick
DeleteCongolese it is a wah 4 u LMAO @ many comments here.
DeleteFrom d very moment I set my eyes on u, I knew I'll marry u
ReplyDeletewww.makeupcubicle.blogspot.com
As in ehn. Ladies please don't fall for this.
Deletethe greatest lies guys tell is "i love you" big big lie, get all jobs openings www.jandedjobs.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI'm not dating her, she is my cousin only that u have not seen her before....
ReplyDeletei didnt sleep with her I only hugged her.
ReplyDeleteLolllllllllz.
DeleteI go reply like Sweetest P today ooo
"My pastor said we are not compatible. I dnt wnt to be divorced after marriage"... From my ex bf to me on 14/06/2014 after 10yrs of dating him! I've left him in God's hands tho.
ReplyDeleteGod will punish that boy that told u that. It will never be well with him. Money to him will be like fetching water in a basket. What kind of wickedness is that?! Why will any human being waste someone's time like that? That is just the height of witchcraft!
DeleteHe must hv seen u finish and felt there was nuffin more 2 explore after marriage.
DeleteIt's called 'The see finish syndrome'
Women! We are our own problems! How can you date someone for 10years? Shuuuuuoooo!!!!!!!!!! 10years??? I catch afraid for you.
DeleteAnd that guy, may God punish him, may woe betide him. May he marry a witch that will make him miserable for 10years. Bastard *seriously vexing*
Jesus. 10years of what?
DeleteHow can people be this mean? That your ex is the devil himself. Shey when God starts punishing him now, he will start blaming his village people
DeleteU sef blessedchild, how can u spend a whole TEN (10) years dating only ONE(1) man, is he the only man on earth? N throughout those years u didn't see d sign of him leaving u?? Smh. I sure say u dey dash am free pu**y all those while. Don't blame d hediot alone, blame yourself too. Lesson 101
DeleteA) "I cnt wait to mk u my wife &mother of my kids".
DeleteB) "I cnt wait to wake up to ur beuriful face everymrng".
C) "I love u with my life, I will be miserable if u eva leave me".
D) "Ur d best tin dat eva happend to me".
E) "I won't gt married if we ever brk up".
F) "U changed my orientation about marriage. I never wntd to gt married until I met u".
G) Driving home one day & we saw a rangerover sport on display in VI he sed "I am goin to buy u dis car someday".
H) "Am insecure &jealous cos I love u & am afraid of loosing u".
I) "i'll mk it up to u wen we r married".
J)"I cnt marry u now cos am nt financially bouyant. I dnt wnt u to suffer in my house".
.....Some of the many lies he told!
@JayEm & anon 12:52; we strtd frm sch as jambites evn doh he's older with 5yrs. If only I loved with my head & not my heart.
OMG, i cant even begin to imagine what you passed or are passing thru...its his loss not your's....God probably saved you from a lifetime of sorrow. Someone waaaaay better is on the way. Sorry dear
Delete"You're the only girl I have done THIS with"
ReplyDelete@sylvia dike... My ex said dis to me too LMAO.....
Delete*in tony's voice* "phrinkies I will commit suicide if u leave me"
DeleteBitchplis oooo. LMAO
DeleteOuch! Bitchplis, that was below the belt. Most people having suicidal tendencies, however misplaced their emotions are, actually mean it at that particular time. The lucky ones get people who talk them out of it. The line between emotional trauma and mental breakdown is pretty thin.
DeleteEven if you saw the chat or sms, my boyfriend will deny he didn't bang that girl. You go come be like mumu, doubting yourself if you ever saw the message or your mind played tricks on you.
ReplyDeleteNow to answer the post:
For Men: I've never loved anyone the way I love you.
For women: 1. You are my third, I have had sex with my two Ex only before you. 2. I've never dated married men. Myself as an example.
Let me hv u baby,i swear wit my mother n entire family,i will neva hurt u,i ll b wit u 4eva.(wen conji is at work)..washeeee!
DeleteHey anon 11:32 I am in that shoe o. I will be thinking and doubting my sanity, but no more. Let us be fooling each other abI.
DeleteHey anon 11:32 I am in that shoe o. I will be thinking and doubting my sanity, but no more. Let us be fooling each other abI.
DeleteEx: i wanna fuck u till u scream
ReplyDeletein my head: hope u ll borrow another dick?
Haney
LOooooooooooooooOL!!!
DeleteI gerrrit
Dt niqq must be thinking he's all dt in bed
DeleteSMH 4 him
Lmaoooo.
DeletePls, I want to rant about one guy in Uyo that can lie for Africa. Sit down and gist with him for just ten minutes and all you will hear are lies.
ReplyDeleteHe will make pretentious phone calls to SSG, Press secretary, mr. A, Mr. B, he will pretend to call media persons to lamblast them for stuff they wrote, he always lies about the SSG's wife cooking pepper soup and begging him to eat since he is always visiting SSG's house. He is always eating lunch, dinner, breakfast, at government house. He claims he sleeps in a hotel because people are trying to assassinate him. Lies abbout a Prominent pastor and claims he knows the girlfriend who uses the man's phone to call him.
Emmanuel, lies should be your middle name. The brief chat we had was so repulsive and I had to tell you to Your face what a stupid liar you are . Remember how you were pretending to talk to someone on phone in my presence and I busted you by calling. You are so disgusting. You lied about taking Umana Umana to see TBJ. Well, keep lying. Disgusting pig with low self esteem.
Hahahahahah at bursted him by calling...
DeleteLMAO.....
Delete#epic#
DeleteLMAO
DeletePls, I want to rant about one guy in Uyo that can lie for Africa. Sit down and gist with him for just ten minutes and all you will hear are lies.
DeleteHe will make pretentious phone calls to SSG, Press secretary, mr. A, Mr. B, he will pretend to call media persons to lamblast them for stuff they wrote, he always lies about the SSG's wife cooking pepper soup and begging him to eat since he is always visiting SSG's house. He is always eating lunch, dinner, breakfast, at government house. He claims he sleeps in a hotel because people are trying to assassinate him. Lies abbout a Prominent pastor and claims he knows the girlfriend who uses the man's phone to call him.
Emmanuel, lies should be your middle name. The brief chat we had was so repulsive and I had to tell you to Your face what a stupid liar you are . Remember how you were pretending to talk to someone on phone in my presence and I busted you by calling. You are so disgusting. You lied about taking Umana Umana to see TBJ. Well, keep lying. Disgusting pig with low self esteem.
... I just remembered more of the lies this guy told.
Delete#About Ini Edo- "I used to fuck that one. In short I was her boyfriend. I always sleep in Ini Edo's house whenever I'm in Lagos... Ini Edo has a baby for Akpabio. She had him about the time she got married. The baby is with her parents!"
LIES! All because u want to impress a babe...
Low self esteemed idiot!
And some girls will fall for these lies oooo....chai!
DeleteLMAO! The poor dude may be exhibiting dementia as a result of stage 4 syphilis, it may be pathological.
DeleteIf I'm a mosquito,I'll bite ur breasts always without giving u malaria
ReplyDeleteYou are my best sex ever
ReplyDeleteLol.... Dis is what I tell every guy I av sex with.... LMAO.....
DeleteBaby, U r d best I ever had. Ba ba wash.
DeletePhrinkies,phrinkies!!hmmm,just passing by..*winks
DeletePhrinkies,phrinkies!!hmmm,just passing by..*winks
DeletePhrinkies enough already ! Shuoooooo!
DeleteHmmm....me I tell them the truth ooo. If it wasn't good I'll talk.
Delete'Only u can turn me on.' Now he's fucking every available whore.
ReplyDeleteso accordn to hm."ma haus cannot b a home witout u,dnt deny my kids d mum i promised dem"..lolzzz.shud i believ dat?evn tho we r hookd.lolzzz.men r wondaful.....jenny
ReplyDeleteI have never gone down on a lady before, u are the first- lies some men (and women like Linda eze) tell
ReplyDeleteAfter collecting 50k from a guy and spending the night in his hotel room or his place, some girls will lie and say he has never even touched my toenail or seen my lap.
Bwhahahahahahaaha....
DeleteOriegwu!!
Bwhahahahahahaaha....
DeleteOriegwu!!
Bwhahahaha..Girls can lie for africa.the man is jus helpin me,na father christmas?lool..I miss sch sha.
DeleteI got my hair from dubai, it is 70k, meanwhile it's from abraka market 3500
DeleteBoys...
ReplyDeleteI don't have time for girls
I can't stop loving you
I'm a good guy, I don't play around
I want to marry you but I don't ve money now
I've broken up with her, she just refuse to go
My family said I should marry her, cause she's pregnant
Girls...
He's just my friend
I'm home, about to sleep
I don't gossip
I'm a good cook, I just like my food burnt
I'm a virgin
I've only slept with one man
Sidechick...he's my boyfriend n he's always begging me
Lols @ liking my food burnt
DeleteI am in a meeting. I will call U back pls.
ReplyDelete"Meeting"? Well...technically that might not be a lie depending on what his idea of "meeting" is. after all sex can be defined as the "meeting" of *****! Go figure! Lol!
DeleteI am "on my period ". After u eaten his pocket dry from shopping. Drops the bombshell statement and sneaks home with plenty gift bags. Chai.
ReplyDeleteNa only mumu that one go catch...one girl tried that with me....i tried to touch if I can feel the pad but couldnt...she now said she's on tampon...I told her to leave the gift bag...when she's done with her period..she shud come get it...after taking her shoppn,night club and even saw her pingn with anoda guys all tru....she left the room the next day even without a cab fair...she later came back for the bag.....and I made sure she fixed it...
Delete1. "Did u come? Reply:Yes"... lies women tell!
ReplyDelete2. "I came so quick cos I havnt had it in a long time...lies men tell! #quickejaculationthings.
3. "My life will be miserable without u".. lies men &women tell.
4. "I am broke"..lies women tell.
5. "How much did u buy it? Reply:Someone sent it to me frm yankee/jand".. lies women tell
6. "You are getting fair oh, are u using cream? Reply: no oh my colour is just coming out"..lies women tell.
7. "Ure the best thing dat happend to me"..lies men tell.
8. "Ure the only one, I dnt evn hav time for other chics"..lies men tell.
9. "He's just a friend"...lies women tell.
Dat #2,d way I put it "I came quickly cos am a lil bit rusty,shebi I told u av not slept with anyone in 6 months" hehehehe but forget o I dey alwayz redeem myself o
Delete'if u leave me I don't think I will ever marry again'(in my husbands voice)...
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's not lying about it.
DeleteGirl: I want to get degree b4 marriage
ReplyDeleteBoy: Am list without u
Girl: My mum wants me to marry from my tribe
Boy: You are d reason am living
Girl: Am on my period
Boy: I don't sleep with prostitute
Girl: He is my dad's biz partner
Boy: Call me back in 1hr, am in a meeting
Girl: I don't date married men.
Loooolz etc
Women can lie 4 olympics sha :
ReplyDelete1-i'm a virgin
2-I'm on my period
3-I'm 22 years (you ever wonder Y most women R only 22 years?)
4-I'm pregnant whn she's not (so dt she can use u as her ATM 4 d next 6 months)
5-baby it's paining me (meanwhile the circumference is bigger than dt of a basketball)
6--i'm fine (whn everythg is not fine)
Abeg women make una suffry lie. There is God o
*lips sealed and watching*
@5, borrow beta Dick next time you hear?, and up your bed game. PS: small dic* plus poor bed game is unforgivable. Why won't she say it's paining her?. Kmt!
DeleteLMAO @ Baby its paining me.Buhahaha...Eesah u no well.
DeleteLwkmd oo. Eesah, you be clown.
DeleteI will never ever cheat on u, I swear with my life....
ReplyDeleteI love u pass my mama.....................OKIJA WIFE
ReplyDeleteDid u cum?Yes I did baby twice,i dated jst 2guys before you,have u done D and c before just once or no baby,he's our family frnd or my uncle,baby I can't lie 2 u u re d best tin...can I ever live witout u?story
ReplyDeletei can't live without you
ReplyDeleteI have never cheated on you...
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteA guy in school then, he would save his friends numbers with Hon this, Hon that, CSO, VC, SSG, senator etc. If his roommate calls him, ahhhh, Hon Chidi is calling me, he would go to a private place to receive the call, will still be talking to his stupid self even after 'Hon Chidi' has dropped d call, d next tin would be lemme get to Government house for a meeting. Kikikikiiiiiki
Choi. ..my neighbour of life
My battery is about to die, I will call you later.
ReplyDeleteLmaoo
You are married? OMG. You don't look it. Can we go out for drinks? I won't cross my boundary.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha..A guy said this to me ystdy..
DeleteHahahaha..A guy said this to me ystdy..
DeleteIt's your baby!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Truly epic! The beauty of this lie is its simplicity laced with deadly repercussions. It can be used as an attack or a defence. #doubleedgedsword.
DeleteI have friends that can help you get a good job. You want to work in a bank,why don't you want Chevron or Schlumberger? I can fix u up at Chevron. The oga in charge of Personnel is my wife's cousin n he's in town. Can you make it to Protea by 6pm today? He'll be leaving town today n we need to discuss with him.
ReplyDelete(All na wash. The guy wan do)
You are the only girl I love. The rest are just flings......
ReplyDeleteSome day we will be together forever. That time will come.
I am going to buy you a car with the plate number customised
Its you I want to spend the rest of my life with.
And the list goes on and on.......
1. I am not sure if am a virgin, I have never slept with a man before but when I was little one uncle put his finger in my "tin"
ReplyDelete(Yes, I look stupid so tell me small pikin lie)
2. My father is a chartered accountant for cbn and he registered me as a ghost worker there. I receive N100,000 monthly from them.
(Two weeks later and 2 days after the supposed "payday" she no get N5 wey tear for hand)
3. I am a virgin!!
(I spent a week trying to disvirgin her, turns out she put a big lump of alum in her "tin" and that stopped me from penetrating, na d day I catch her unawares when we dey baff I enter her, her toto wide pass river niger and deep pass oil well)
4. I am saving myself for marriage
(She starve me of sex hoping I go marry am but I later found out her oil-well was being drilled by a staff of shell bp
5. You are the only man in my life
(Till I found out she had more bfs than I had contacts on my phone!)
Choi! I don suffer for women hand!!!
OMG....Alum ke....LMAO
DeleteOMG....Alum ke....LMAO
Delete1.i will make it up to you*yinmu*2.with you my cup is filled.3. I have never had unprotected sex but with u am ready to cum inside you so you can bear beautiful kids for me
ReplyDeleteIntroducing my bf 2 my shuga daddy say he be my cousin nd he dey collect money join
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaatt!!!...
DeleteWhaaaaatt!!!...
DeleteAnon 12:51pm,
DeleteErrr bf u say?Google d word pimp n see wat it throws up
Lies women ties,,i love dis ur gown oh it was sent,,,dis ur sandals are beautiful wher did u buy dem,,oh my sandal it was sent by my hubby..Lol..lmao..
ReplyDelete*Tells*
ReplyDeleteMe I no dey comot frm 22yrs to every new guy I meet. Hehehe
ReplyDelete1) U r d best thing dat has eva happened t me (esp afta dey cum). 2) can I eva do wtout u? (Question f d gods). 3) I can't livw wotout u (but he's dated abt 4girls afta our breakup)... Guys can lie sha
ReplyDeleteLiars of life..lol
DeleteLmao..Reminds me of my ex..Never knew I was a bet sef.animal of a guy!!
DeleteLmao..Reminds me of my ex..Never knew I was a bet sef.animal of a guy!!
DeleteLies men tell: Baby come and take your place, it's lonely without you and the fool gets married the next month., lmao
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah, I've also lied about how many guys I've slept with, see me claiming 4 meanwhile e don pass 20.Smh...
ReplyDeleteMy credit just finished, let me load credit, I'll call u back. I was charging my phone when u called me= uni-lies.
ReplyDeleteIf I don't wnt to av anything to do wit d guy i'll just tell him 'm engaged....lol
ReplyDeleteIt's like I just saw it and I wanted to read it....prostitute details
ReplyDeleteAm a virgin,haven't had sex before lol
ReplyDeleteJust what crossed my mind this morning. My bf is d real definition of a liar. Haa. He can lie for africa. Sometimes he thinks 'm stupid. Of which I act dumb and go with the rhythm till I drain him dry. Only if he knows what 'm up to. Two can play d game.
ReplyDeleteIf u weren't married I would have married u
ReplyDeleteIf I weren't married I would've married you. The lie Tony told to all his mistresses.
DeleteNot wen u still alive I can't see my self dating someone else if at all dat person its dangote first son I cant cos am so addicted to u!
ReplyDeletei have only had six abortions!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei have only had six abortions!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMen tell a lot of lies, like "there was traffic", "out with the boys" etc, but women tell the biggest lies, like "it's ur baby"
ReplyDeletefor Married men*****.
ReplyDeleteI am not married, while he is married with 8 children.
Babe I wish I saw u earlier, I would have married you. I am just managing my wife meanwhile the wife is the Breadwinner.
My wife just died and left me with 2 lovely boys while his wife is alive and pregnant. .... You know urself, God will punish u.
I have an urgent meeting to attend, hurriedly rushes out with his phone constantly ringing and you are too sure the caller is a female.
As the first son, My mother said I must marry from my village after wasting your precious time and money on him.
Abeg, men can lie for Africa especially when they want to get down with you at all cost.
I once went to visit my ex bf in lagos during my uni days. I entered his house and met him with a babe on d couch. He was laying down while d babe was touchn and caressing him. When they noticed me, he jumped up, pushed d babe off, ran after me and kept saying "baby it's not wat u think, he dad just died and I'm consoling her". Till date, he still sticks to that story o. Loool. Ode!
ReplyDeleteAll d above lies no reach just one of d many lies told by architect deji adesanmi! Bastard was married n claiming single! Ordinary gud mrng he said was a lie!
ReplyDeleteWhr were u wen I was picking wife to marry?
ReplyDeleteWhr were u wen I was picking wife to marry?
ReplyDeleteMen cheapest lies are
ReplyDeleteI am single
I have no boyfriend
He is just my friend
All na story.
@Linda Eze men promise you ladies heaven and earth because you people do not like honesty. Women preferred lies upon lies. If a man tells you he leaves at Agege and has no car would you follow such man? No Offcourse but as soon as same man shows you range rover 2014 model and tells you he stays at lekki,banana island,vgc. You will love up fast fast, so my dear is not about men is women with their longer throat syndrome every one of you want already made men none wants to suffer with a man or have a normal guy you can build up life with.
My ex boyfriend once told me if I leave him he will die. Few months later after dumping me, I called him to ask if he has committed sucide and why he is still alive.
ReplyDeleteKia lie men tell.
I wish I met u b4 I met my wife. I would have married you instead.
ReplyDeleteI came five times....Lies I tell
ReplyDeleteMy husband is the best husband in the whole world....Lies I tell (usually on Facebook)
Hubby - Would you mind if my mum came to the States to live with us?
Me- Of course not! I love your mom!.....Lies I tell
Apparently my gf had one of her lecturers on her dp...i asked why she had it on her dp..she jst said i like his pix..tell me something. .ashawo....we dey look ourselves dey go
ReplyDelete#Mayan yarns
I'm engaged
ReplyDeleteI came twice.
ReplyDeleteSomeone dashed me
I got 8 job offers
Guyz be like:
ReplyDelete(1)I will always love you till the end of time....(like say dem know wen time wan end)
(2)My world revolves round you...(since when did human beings become planet earth revolving round sun)
(3)You brought out the real me(so u have been fake/okirika all ur life)
mtchewwww....yeye dey smell.
Lol... Yeye truly dey smell.
DeleteMy GUY can lie.....
ReplyDeletei love you
she is just a colleague
i am going to work on my car
i have some work to do at the office
i had to run some errands
i went for a meeting
i have to see a patient
i can never cheat on you i fear God
i can never sleep with any lady without protection
i dont take nonsense (LMAO) and them girls can turn you around their little fingers...
And the saddest part saving the bloody CRUTECH WHORES names as..
DR...THIS, DR THAT...KAI men are asses! Doc wey dey work for salon, Lawyer wey be sales girl for pharmacy shop...ah Men! Men! You cant outsmart us ladies.....
i have a lot in my mind but u occupy 75perc of it cus i think of u always. egbe!
ReplyDeleteYou are the best babe,don't know were I Wld have been without u.
ReplyDeleteThere is no one compared to u babe.
Babe I can't compromise ur love for anythin in d world.
This na one of the few lies my GF ex told her,not knowing he had a 5yrs relationship somewere,he has dated my friend for like 2yrs,and he has a baby mama somewere. Men are the reason y women lie,una lie dy harden women mind sotey pharoah don turn learner. It is well
Dating for 10 years is not the issue; but opening your legs all these while is the issue. Fear God with your body!
ReplyDeleteGuyz be like:
ReplyDelete(1)I will love you till the end of time.....(how u take know wen time wan end)
(2)My world revolves round you...(since when did human beings become planet earth revolving round the sun??)
(3)You brought out the real me...(so u have always been fake/okirika all ur life)
mtcheeewwww....yeye dey smell.
Do you have a girl friend? Yes I used to but she is married now. All na pure lies
ReplyDeleteGuyz be like:
ReplyDelete(1)I will love you till the end of time.....(how u take know wen time wan end)
(2)My world revolves round you...(since when did human beings become planet earth revolving round the sun??)
(3)You brought out the real me...(so u have always been fake/okirika all ur life)
mtcheeewwww....yeye dey smell.
If I start the lies I have heard from boys because I can't even call them men. Real men don't lie. I won't finish typing till next year.
ReplyDeleteHow about Russia celebrates Christmas and Easter weeks after the rest of the world every year. All because the ass did not want me to come over to his place during the Easter holiday neither did he want to come and see me because I said no to sex outside marriage. Of course google is your friend. I google it and saw that Russia celebrated Easter in 2014 same day with the rest of the world. He lied that he was travelling to Russia for work during the Easter holiday.
Same son of a bitch lied that if he sleeps with me, I should just have the assurance that he is not going to leave me for life. That is it once sex is involved. He thought he is speaking with a fool. Ask what makes me special from the loads of women he has been fucking before me? What makes my own special? Yeye ode man. I later got to hear about how he has been sleeping with different women without protection and dumping them because they did nor get pregnant for him. Cursed AIDS carrier.
I no give am my thing to chop and guess what he ran away when he ran out of lies to tell. All the drama happened within 2 months. Good riddance to bad, dirty rubbish. His penis is even dead. Cannot have a hard on. Oloshi were oku igbe.
Mr nobody. Your mansion dey for hell dey wait for you and you will take your place there very soon as long as God is on the throne.
The world would be a better place less one of your type.
T
How about the boy saying there is nothing stopping me from taking the relationship/friendship to the next level because people like you are rare to find in the world but I am not sure I am ready to do that now. Fast forward 2 years later, he is married to another woman. All those boys dey claim to be Christians o. God will punish all of them and slap them both physically and spiritually.
ReplyDeleteThey will leave the rest of their lives in shame and woes.
T
yeah, that did you come (the guy)...yes i did, twice (the girl) fave lie ever.
ReplyDeletei've only dated two guys before you.
He's just a friend.
The worst ones are the ones who lie to your face like you have no brain in your skull.lol. keep lying, we'll just keep fucking you until we're done.