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Monday, August 18, 2014

Gists CAFE -Monday

GIST ONEACTRESS DUMPED BY DUBAI BASED BOYFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND SPOTTED WITH ANOTHER CELEB.
LMAO.
When it is too much to bear,isoko people will scream ''.....Oghene meh!''..this gist might confuse you a little but hold on and let me try my best to explain it as it is being whispered...*adjusts 'polo' cap*



Peter has reportedly dumped Actress Ese (oh Oghene meh) and this has made her abandon her instagram page @esesmokie... his instagram page was allegedly hacked a while back and a pic stitch of his new girl-friend Jennifer  was posted on his page with the tag "awwwww Ese my first love,Jennifer my new love and love for life!. There was a lot of pics of him and the new boo on instagram on holidays in Ghana but the pics vanished before they could be copied.and Ese quickly went off instagram because she was tagged in the pic and she didnt want her followers to see it....Epic disgrace.
Olofofos say Peter and Jennifer are in love right now and aint nothing Ese can do about it!
So who posted those pics on instagram and tagged the actress?Awwww, not fair......I thought she turned a new leaf when she relocated to Abuja?

 Abeg dumped or not,make sure your are in charge of your happiness. 

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GIST TWO
LOOKING BEYOND NIGERIAN MEN - WHITE BOYFRIEND NEEDED....DUH!


Erm,I dont know how to say this but more women (just like me) are 'selling out' and choosing white over black....Most people who try to give me a below the belt always make fun of me being with a white man by saying ''whitemen cant jump''...well guess what? ''black men CANT love''....yes,quote me.

Anyways,this blog visitor is asking for any whiteman ready for a relationship to reach out to her,you go blame am? she hasnt been able to find love with her kind.
If you are a blog visitor and you fit perfectly into what she describes,please contact me for her bbpin.....Any lady bold enough to send in request for love should do so and i will connect her,i am tried of ''Oluwaboo-less'' stories!
Read Thonia's mail


Hello Stella,
So this is pretty awkward for me because I've never done this. 
So I'm a very attractive Nigerian woman who recently moved back to Nigeria from Europe a year ago to serve. I currently work on the island and I'm interested in meeting responsible white guys.

My previous relationships were all with Nigerian men and it never worked out. This is making me feel if I should look beyond just Nigerian men and try dating white men. 

While in Europe, I had the opportunity to be with some white guys, but I was never open to the idea and I keep beating myself for it. 

I've asked a couple of people I know and it seems the places you can meet white guys in Lagos is at the club or pub and that's really not my scene. I'll appreciate it if you could help me publish this on your blog or if you know any straightforward, down to earth, intelligent and responsible white man looking for something serious with a black woman.My BB pin is 7******* 

Please I'll really appreciate it if my pin could be kept private and only for legible contacts. God bless you and keep up the good work. I'm one of your biggest fans. 
Sincerely,
Thonia''

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GIST THREE
BLOG VISITOR MAMIE OPENS MOBILE PHONE BUSINESS IN THE UK...*CONGRAT*


Blog visitor Mamie has been missing online for a while because she has been busy setting up her mobile phone business.
The shop pic you are looking at is her almost completed mobile phone shop.she is still yet to fix the show glasses and fittings.
Mamie says all the insults of her staying at home on this blog got to her and inspired her to start her own business....Wow!
The shop is located in West Midlands in the Uk.
Mamie says she hopes to start commenting again as soon as the shop is fixed but she is reading comments and begs not to be cussed out..LMAO!.
I would have included her pic with this story but it would be too much drama on a Sunny Monday abeg.
*Congrat* mamie!...Do you sell online?And would you give blog visitors 50percent discount?
RECHARGE CARD FROM BLOG VISITOR BOSE
Mtn - 4488 6818 2224
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GIST FOUR
DO YOU HAVE A BFF? BECAREFUL BEFORE YOUR ISH GETS OUT THERE

 


Toyin and Tonto used to be BFF's.....I remember hearing one time like 3years ago or so that Tonto wanted to use her Fame to try and put Toyin out there.They shared everything together and were like siamese twins....Unconfirmed rumour says they even shared the last three letters of my Maiden name....There have been rumour pointing to Toyin as ...well you know......
Wll Tonto in her anger just indirectly confirmed that....well you know...........

 *am out*

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AIDS AND EBOLA ARE REAL


Yes they are both real and kill but ignorance is what kills faster!

 HAVE A GREAT WEEK AHEAD AND ENJOY YOUR CUPPA tea......hehehehehe @Billy jean
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174 comments:

  1. Patt Eyaba18 August 2014 at 13:03

    Mamie congrat

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    1. DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS18 August 2014 at 14:00

      U didn't jes Insulted Mamie's shop by sayiing 'congrat'. Congrat means ugly in ibibio and Mamie, ur shop has jes been insulted. Oh my my my


      *lips sealed and watching*

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    2. Unknown18 August 2014 at 14:06

      Mamie, congrats.... Looking for white bf, if u keep changing men Abi na Dem dey leave u, u beta check urself. The fault might be from u, u may not know and u may not wanna listen to advice. Like Parents who send their stubborn Children abroad for the sake of not going into trouble or dragging the families name to the mud, u will ask 'if the boy no change for 9ja, na abroad em go change? So madam if u no fit dey wit 9ja man, na whitey u feel say go beta? Plz work on urself too...#alinko

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    3. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:10

      Please I want oyibo boo too. I am just tired of being disappointed by naija men

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    4. Kemie18 August 2014 at 14:18

      Congrats Mamie....... God bless your hustle. ....

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    5. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:58

      Mamie opens a phone shop in her dreams. Let the owner of the shop catch you. Identity theft

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    6. PalominoGeh18 August 2014 at 14:58

      Aunty Stella ooooooo aunty Stellolo! ROTFL at Tonto and Toyin sharing d last 3 letters of your maiden name. "Rumored to share". Hehehehe. I love ya scarra

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    7. PalominoGeh18 August 2014 at 15:00

      @Patt Ogar :* :* :* thanks for showing us another variety of life/living/being. Your consistency is an inspiration. :D

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    8. Usom18 August 2014 at 15:17

      U go fear tory now...Ifeneme!

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    9. Unknown18 August 2014 at 15:51

      A big congrats to you Mamie.
      A bigger you I pray.

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    10. Unknown18 August 2014 at 15:59

      Nyc mamie.congrats

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    11. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 16:27

      Hmmmm.....dis gist hot dieee! SDK of life, ur maiden is Dimoko...Last 3 letters=Oko. ......I don laff comot my 'Paeinti'..
      For all of una wey no u/stand yoruba, wetin SDK means be say dem share d same 'oko' 'bloko' p_n_s, koboko, plantain, in oda words, PRICK!!

      I'm outta here!
      SugarRush

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    12. Joy C18 August 2014 at 16:45

      Congrats mamie. Tonto & toyin, make una leave Holy Ghost fire out of this. Bose God bless u.

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    13. Unknown18 August 2014 at 16:56

      Let me get this straight,so mamie had such a gr8 Buisness idea and she runs off her mouth with offensive and tribalistic comments aimed at BVs from a particular part of the country?my sis you are a terrible business woman you hear? I've always fantazied about white guys and what it would feel like to date one..I guess I will only know in my next life *sigh*

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    14. LeeBerty18 August 2014 at 18:59

      Lmao, Stella is a complete case.. And a big congratulations to mamie.. God bless your hustle.

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    15. LeeBerty18 August 2014 at 19:00

      And blog visitor Bose aswell

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    16. Unknown18 August 2014 at 19:02

      A big congrats to you Mamie

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    17. Madewithpassion18 August 2014 at 19:04

      Congrats Mamie! Success in ur endeavor!

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    18. Unknown18 August 2014 at 19:08

      Mamie I hail o

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    19. Omo18 August 2014 at 22:18

      Mamie, it's phone cases I dey see everywhere in your so called phone shop o, abi my eyes dey deceive me?
      Anywayz it's better than nothing since idleness wan wound you.

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  2. faithful faith18 August 2014 at 13:05

    God bless u bose. D person wey load am fast sha

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    1. DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS18 August 2014 at 13:55

      Stellastica aka pimp/white boo match maker. Pls give me d pin of dt lady coz my grandma is a native American . I was born a white boi but na sun turn my skin like this. So don't mind my body, but mind my engine as I have 'oyinbo' running in my vains. Pls I dey here dey wait o
      *shines teeth*



      *lips sealed and watching*

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    2. Frying-Pan18 August 2014 at 16:19

      Congrats @Mamie

      SDK tell the babe to relocate to Uyo, anywhere she sees those JB(Julius Berger) engineers contructing road, make she go stand there. They would notice her.

      If that 1 will be stressful, she can go to Le Meridian , just buy potato chips(500) with Chapman (700) and chill, dem go notice her kwa.

      Responsible ones o...nt anyhow sumtyn...lol

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    3. Unknown18 August 2014 at 16:41

      I'm booless too but you don't necessarily have to be white to contact SDK for my pin. All you need to be is responsible and very funny. I love laughing.

      In pursuit of happiness...

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    4. Unknown18 August 2014 at 19:27

      Really? Oya na, add me on Google+ and if you like, you can send your pin.

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    5. SLEEKREEK18 August 2014 at 22:49

      Eesah and Barbie......choi,,u guyz no serious at all. see as i dey laff like say i dey do laughing competition.

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  3. Lara peperenpe18 August 2014 at 13:06

    its a lie ooo...i loaded that MTN rechard card. feeling so fly right now. Wow, feeling like a superstar. choi, i just confirmed d activation of my fastest fingers. woooohoooo!
    thanks stella, coming back to comment on d gist...

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  4. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 13:07

    Aunty Sdk alert us say u wan post dem cards na. I dey wash plate for house. C now ordinary flashing I no get for phone. * cries.

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    1. Unknown18 August 2014 at 15:13

      LoL. Awww! Sorry dear. Tonto and her ex bff's drama is why I do not have any very close friend. Out of all my friends, there's no one that can come and say they know me a hundred percent. And I love it like that. Women are usually their worst enemies. Congrats Mamie. Once I get a huge capital to start up a good business, I will even walk out of this yeye white collar job I'm doing!

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  5. Mrs Ola18 August 2014 at 13:07

    Stellas blog inspires ooooo chaiiii. See mamie. Been wondering where d babe has been since

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  6. Her Excellency18 August 2014 at 13:08

    Jeeez dis blog is *ucking interesting. I wan die untop ur matter. Mamie congrats o...ur fone shop looks good

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  7. Unknown18 August 2014 at 13:13

    Mamie I like u not becus u allowd dah critics get to u but becus u utilised it in a positive way,few women think like that can I be your friend# cus I knw I wud learn so much 4rm u.

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    1. Unknown19 August 2014 at 10:43

      U want to be her friend after u don insult her finish? Idiot...Gigolo!

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  8. TessY You18 August 2014 at 13:13

    Stella the pimp..lol
    Congrats @Mamie...so U dislike being cussed..? Imagine that
    The last three digits of ur maiden name is.......OKO, what's d meaning?

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    1. DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS18 August 2014 at 13:48

      What's d meaning of usu mia gi onu dia from dt Genevieve post. Abeg Tessy, don't cheat me bcoz I don't understand igbo. *frowns*


      Can some1 tell me d meaning of that??



      *lips sealed and watching*

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    2. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:13

      Oko means prick,penis,dick,one eyed snake etc
      *controversial landlady

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    3. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 15:42

      Her maiden name neè! Not her husband's name!
      Tessy mke I no curse u sha!

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    4. Diary of Dido18 August 2014 at 19:54

      Usu Mia gi onu dia: Translation: may a bat suck the heck outta your lips there.

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    5. Unknown19 August 2014 at 10:44

      Tessy..May God punish u dia..Goat!

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  9. The General's Wife18 August 2014 at 13:14

    Waoh!
    Congrats Mamie
    Nice one babes!
    As for Thonia's mail,all i can say is....
    Hmmmm

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    1. Ammy Becky18 August 2014 at 15:47

      Lmao!! Now it has come to pass..wat she wrote is now true oo.
      "Everyone now loves mamie" lol
      Babes abeg congrats jare..ur hardwork has finally paid..enjoy biko

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  10. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.18 August 2014 at 13:15

    Wow!!...this is the bomb!!..
    Congra Mamie..may God bless your business...
    Stella is now a match maker..Oriegwu!!..
    Watch out Stella for more of these people claiming boo-less..

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    1. henggy blog 18 August 2014 at 18:20

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaa...@watch out Stella.
      Congrats Mamie.

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  11. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 13:19

    This naboulove sef that is close to all the major runs girls and the wives of the men they are servicing, Her gist needs to be brought forward. All the way from kinshasha. Heard she does jazz, like mama dolphin level jazz. Lol

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  12. Unknown18 August 2014 at 13:19

    Fastest fingers have loaded the airtime again.
    Smh!

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  13. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 13:20

    WOW nice on Mamie, pls where in West Midlands . I will like to visit the shop if it's in B'ham or Coventry.
    @thonia really,

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    1. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 13:40

      Mamie congrats oh. At list u have make ur self useful

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    2. Unknown18 August 2014 at 14:17

      At least.... Speak good english so dis country can move forward

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  14. ETHAN18 August 2014 at 13:21

    All of dem dey waka make Tonto shut up

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  15. Unknown18 August 2014 at 13:22

    Congrats Mamie.. Just asked of u on d other post, more greese to your elbows..

    *am out*

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  16. CHI EXOTIC18 August 2014 at 13:23

    Today's gist is splufic! Me like. Congrats to Mamie,its so funny how she's quick to begging people not to cuss her but she can yab for worldwide! Love you still hun and may God bless your hustle.

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    1. Queen Bee18 August 2014 at 18:19

      Lol@mamie afraid of cussing!...well don't u know dose who kill for a living fear death the most?na so life be o!
      Well Congrats Mamie on ur pone shop opening ,may God bless the hustle.
      Thank God for ur blog Stella it's truly an inspiration and source of encouragement to different pple at different times u won't understand!
      @BFF ain't got any for now oo!bcos most of the times the reasons for dese kinds of petty cat fight is when envy sets in!gals are only besties when they are on the same level'Immediately one person dares move up,kasala don set in smh for women!
      @gist one,why must all these actresses be dumped and d exchange is done with either another close friend or colleague of d dumped',?dont dey have any value for the men?#thinking#if I were dem I will reanalyse my life and values!is that d cost of fame?smh then I rather not be a celeb!

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  17. Amicable 18 August 2014 at 13:24

    Hahaha

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  18. Attitude18 August 2014 at 13:24

    Congrats Mamie, this is a great move. Wishing you heavy sales. As for swanky or no swanky? Not interested.
    Have a peaceful week y'all!

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  19. Phrinkies18 August 2014 at 13:25

    Stella, me too am booless... I want a very handsome man who is tall, dark, rich, caring, loving, hardworking, romantic, Godly, not stingy, who can cook and do all d house chores, who would spoil me silly, a guy who will never cheat on me, a guy with 6packs and has a big dick.... Hehehehe... If u are interested say Yeah Yeah.....

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    1. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:13

      @phrinkies Werey, where u wan see am. Funny u

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    2. The General's Wife18 August 2014 at 14:22

      Phrinkies u need Jésus!

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    3. Ronalda18 August 2014 at 14:45

      Honey, but Toni Ton appears godly or is he found wanting in the other qualities? Or the "old firewood" thingy doesn't apply here? Lol! Hello T-boy, how're you doing? *in Wendy Williams's voice)

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    4. Ammy Becky18 August 2014 at 15:24

      Lmao!! Oh darling no be human being u want... but u nd big dick eh *smh* for u. Make dem no kill u wit am one day oo

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    5. Phrinkies18 August 2014 at 16:32

      @ammy becky, lol..I like big things.. @king.... Lmao.... I av faith and I believe d perfect guy is on his way for me....

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    6. Queen Bee18 August 2014 at 18:22

      perfect guy u said Phrinkies?hmmm,dat will only be possible if u also are perfect or u must have a faith dat can move mountains physically!

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    7. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 20:10

      Phrinkles, go to the movies.

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  20. Rebecca18 August 2014 at 13:28

    LMAO @Oluwabooless stories. SDK Chai iri too much. Congra Mamie.

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  21. Truetalk18 August 2014 at 13:30

    Abeg me too de find oyibo man. I no de feel our men again. Funny, I told my aunty and she said I will now go and marry the one that will wake up one day and decide he wants to stab or shoot me for the fun of it due to their psychotic nature. But like the poster said, all the lagos ones are jaiye jaiye and all hang out in clubs and smoking their senses out. Me no gbadu those types jor. God dey. Mamie will soon be unveiled, hehehe. But happy she is keeping herself real busy. Less time to dwell on how to cuss out people.

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  22. Truetalk18 August 2014 at 13:31

    Abeg me too de find oyibo man. I no de feel our men again. Funny, I told my aunty and she said I will now go and marry the one that will wake up one day and decide he wants to stab or shoot me for the fun of it due to their psychotic nature. But like the poster said, all the lagos ones are jaiye jaiye and all hang out in clubs and smoking their senses out. Me no gbadu those types jor. God dey. Mamie will soon be unveiled, hehehe. But happy she is keeping herself real busy. Less time to dwell on how to cuss out people.

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  23. BLOGLORD (MVBM)18 August 2014 at 13:33

    Woohoo! Congrats Mamie? That's a good one.

    Stella help the lady in need of a white bf nauuuu...

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  24. Shyla18 August 2014 at 13:34

    Congrats Mamie, hope you hire all white skinned as your sales girls or boys oh. Don't take in any black skin since you abhor them. Dear DH has really tried for you. Go ye and yield profits from your shop.

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    1. Ronalda18 August 2014 at 14:52

      Lol! You took the words off my head! Congrats Babylove, am glad you allowed criticism inspire you to startup a business venture. I pray God blesses the works of your hands. I was gonna ask if dark skinned customers would be allowed or would they be charged extra? LMAO!

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  25. SDK babe18 August 2014 at 13:37

    Woow nice one Mamie..u go girl. May God bless ur hustle dearie.
    Biko who is Peter and who is Ese?

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    1. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:41

      Ese n peter walters I think,didn't she also snatch him from his ex?I remember her younger sis preaching shit

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    2. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 15:45

      Peter sallah d gigolo and ese brodericks d failed actress.

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    3. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 18:49

      Peter caught a bigger fish..Jennifer Obayunwaya..who tell u say na Ghana dem go? stella I go contact u for d full gist

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  26. Unknown18 August 2014 at 13:37

    Stellastica,see gist,congra 2 Mamie water,it shall be permanent,tonto nd toyin e do abeg,decoders make una do una thing

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  27. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 13:40

    See this foolish Tonto, I thought she wrote on instagram that she doesn't shop or endorse or wear things from this Toyins shop, now in her reply she says she always paid for what she got from there.

    Tonto be consistent with your lies you hearv Oloshi

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    1. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 15:56

      That wasn't Tonto on dt fb acc.She hz said it severally she wasn't on fb.Even u should knw frm dt write-up

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    2. Nil18 August 2014 at 17:21

      That's instagram choi. Some people share, just advertising their ignorance.

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    3. Nil18 August 2014 at 17:21

      *sha

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    4. Unknown18 August 2014 at 17:27

      Madam,that's not fb but instagram...
      Congrats Mamie.. God bless your hussle
      White bf,na wa o,is it that bad noe?

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  28. Rubylicious18 August 2014 at 13:42

    It's good to see people empower themselves. I have been thinking of a business idea that is unique, everything seems to be taken and in excess now.

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  29. Truetalk18 August 2014 at 13:42

    "When your success annoys your enemies and it gives them so much restless". Chai! Which kin grammar be this naa, pokobaby?

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  30. Swerve18 August 2014 at 13:43

    congrats Mamie...
    Tonto and Toyin shud go get some D, been a while they get laid.

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  31. super_cute18 August 2014 at 13:44

    Stella just yesterday you complained abt bvs dropping their email address and control. And that hhas been your reason for swallowing their comments. I don't see any difference btw that and this thonia's post you just put up there. I also don't think hookups should be part of this blog! I stand to be corrected and clarified if I'm getting it all twisted! Tanx

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    1. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:14

      Mind your business or open your own blog.
      Hian

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    2. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 21:50

      Lmao! Anon 2:14 you harsh o

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  32. Lara peperenpe18 August 2014 at 13:49

    Congrats mamie...you'll do exploits with this n more!

    Unto d matchmaking thing, I think I'm interested in as much as d guy is a German, I want badly! Be expecting my email... *winks*

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  33. Unknown18 August 2014 at 13:52

    If a man u are in a relationship with calls it off,let go after all both of u are not married.I know it could be painful but u have to be strong and move on.Congrats Mamie.Tonto and Toyin shared the last three letters of ur maiden name?Jesus! Ladies,don't lust after worldly things.white or black,if u are good,u are good it has absolutly nothing to do with the colour of ur skin.

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  34. Lady N18 August 2014 at 13:52

    Congrats mamie
    Sometimes cussing motivates you to be a better person

    Tonto and Toyin pls dont end the fight oh until we hear all the 411 of the whole issue

    Thonia i will ask my oyibo bf if he has any single available oyibo friend..will you manage a mixed race? White boyfriend rules!!!


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  35. Unknown18 August 2014 at 13:54

    Congrats Mamie, happy for you! God bless you Bose.

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  36. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)18 August 2014 at 13:54

    Congrats Mamie.....
    So peter has dumped Esemokie..choi! After flaunting all their vacay and designers LV on IG...Choi! No wonder i couldn't find u again!
    Ladies,see eehn,don't flaunt him yet till he puts a ring on it..All theses My Boo this,My baby that....

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  37. nash18 August 2014 at 13:54

    Wow this looks beautiful congrates mamie

    May God bless ur businesses

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  38. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 13:58

    @ Thonia - Adonbelivit!! U left d land where whitey full repete to come and advertise yeye? Abeg face your work jo!

    @Tontolet gist - we used to have this sweet in college called "Oko mallam". it was very sweet, monity and black with a long stick. D name caused controversy no be small which led to the sweet being banned from d tuck shop...... so una share oko eh? Well done oh!

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  39. dr. van bay18 August 2014 at 13:58

    Congrats m-amie! But this is what I might call conflict of interest. U dey like bleach and bleaching cream dat year. Thought you will open a chain of franchises that sell you secret portion. Last last all hustle na hustle am a medical doctor, but I own a make up store. Olololo Okorigboshi!

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  40. Unknown18 August 2014 at 13:59

    OKO means penis in yoruba, which means dey both shared a lollypop

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  41. Pink shell18 August 2014 at 14:02

    Mamie, adonbiliv u begged not to be cussed out, hun?
    U seem to be a hardworker, considering the fact dat u just had ur baby.
    Anyways congra!
    @ stella no be only 50perct, u want to close down her biz b4 it even stats.

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  42. Scarlett18 August 2014 at 14:05

    Congrats Mamie. I love hardworking women.
    @tonto and toyin should grow up. This their love gone sour is irritating. When una dey kiss and make out for clubs... Nonsense.

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  43. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:12

    Haha! I had to comment on this blog for the first time. Chia, Stella U no go fit kill me oooo. The last 3 letters "OKO" from Stella's maiden name mean "man" in Isoko. #ProudlyIsoko#

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  44. super_cute18 August 2014 at 14:29

    M-amie congrats!

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  45. Royalty®18 August 2014 at 14:29

    This gist is really on fire, congrats to mamie, goodluck to thonia and her search for oyinbo
    I just love Stella

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  46. Royalty®18 August 2014 at 14:30

    This gist is really on fire, congrats to mamie, goodluck to thonia and her search for oyinbo
    I just love Stella

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  47. Unknown18 August 2014 at 14:35

    Congrats M-amie.

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  48. Atari Ajanaku........18 August 2014 at 14:38

    Mamie Thumbs up, may you be prosperous in your new venture Amen

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  49. Unknown18 August 2014 at 14:39

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Congrat mamie am really proud of yu gal..
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  50. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:44

    If it didnt work with nigerians...Try Togo, Gabon, cameroun, China, South America...Must it be white at all cost???lol..Stella, these girls wan take style leave niaja to europe..abeg

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  51. LAYE18 August 2014 at 14:44

    Enough with this Tonto and ex BFF gist jawe, is beginning to irritate moi.....

    Mamie Congrats ohh

    Me self am looking for a cute, rich, sexy whitey too oh, naija men don taya person

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  52. I love Gists18 August 2014 at 14:48

    Someone please decode gist number one. Na that one I dey interested in. Mamie congratulobia.

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  53. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:53

    Abeg stella I need the full gist on that gigolo dubai based peter Sallah and see brodericks plus the new babe

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  54. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:54

    We need gist on Peter Sallah ( Dubai based gigolo). Ese and the new babe

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  55. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 14:57

    Hope all is well @stella? U mentioned my sister's and I names. Ese n jennifer bt thank God is jus 4 fun.Lol

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  56. Vivien Adaeze18 August 2014 at 15:00

    Congratulations Mamie. Visit my blog for interesting real life and fictional stories.... www.suspenseandemotions.blogspot.com

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  57. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 15:05

    really

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  58. yawagas18 August 2014 at 15:06

    Congratulations Mamie

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  59. WIDE EYED!18 August 2014 at 15:11

    Congrats mamie! I don copy the address,I will visit in a few months and look you eyeball to eyeball! The great part is,you won't know its me! Woooooh. Haw haw haw.

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    1. The General's Wife18 August 2014 at 16:14

      Dis Wide Eyed is a clown!Lol

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    2. Pinkyberry18 August 2014 at 20:46

      Hahahahahah!! Wide-eye u dey craze o!! Congrats Maime!! May u prosper richly, Amen

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  60. MOI18 August 2014 at 15:13

    Mamie congratulation!!! SDK i hale you but i want to disagree with you on one thing, Let's not generalise, i think some love, that said, all this their white men can't jump we should also learn not to generalise, why? Well, i am married to a white man and can tell you that his size is international, he is GREAT in bed, in-fact i can cum just looking at his green eyes. I INSIST YOU DONT GENERALISE BECAUSE If you do it will mean that you are saying all those ignorant fools that say oh this lady is a prostitute because she married a white guy will be justified, I can speak for myself, I met my hobby at a young age, we lived close to their camp and one day on my way to school ( we walk to school )he was driving, he stopped and gave me a lift, the next day he was there waiting for me because i came out late and as they say the rest is history. He thought me almost everything i know, i started drinking alcohol in his house ( we don't smoke ) so you see dear SDK don't generalise. I laugh so hard at times when i hear black men say those married to whites cheat, you know what, i own 2 properties in VGC alone, one in water front, one on main road, my eyes see plenty there my dear, not all black men are good in bed just like not all white men are bad in bed. There is this big man that lives on that same road 2 in VGC, ask me who is ducking his wife? A steward! She will tell her husband she is traveling for business, she will drive her car to the compound cover her car with tarpaulin give money to the house boy, he will go to Ajah market and buy food that will last them till monday, she come's there almost every weekend. The steward oga live's in UK so no one to disturb them. How did i know all this? well, my cousin is the steward's next door neighbour. All the people around know about the shit going on because oga house boy dey brag say him dey duck big man wife! TRUE STORY !

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    1. Unknown18 August 2014 at 16:19

      U don minit!

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    2. Cutemumm 18 August 2014 at 16:21

      Nawa o..Steward won't respect oga again na.

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    3. King Stella18 August 2014 at 18:42

      Kingsley is the one who told u this story! Lol

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    4. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 18:47

      Chineke me... which kin story be this o. Nothing we no fit hear about obodo Nigeria.

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    5. TDams. 18 August 2014 at 21:53

      Hmmm, Oturugbeke!

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  61. CEO18 August 2014 at 15:17

    Congrats Mamie

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  62. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 15:21

    So ese has been dumped by dat gigolo..aftr teln everyone he wld marry her..chai!

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  63. Brown Sucre18 August 2014 at 15:22

    Correct gist,beg make decoders come onboard now.
    Congratulations mamie,plenty ororo to ur elbow

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  64. Unknown18 August 2014 at 15:25

    Congrats Mamie. May God bless your hustle.
    SDK, who is Ese and who is Jennifer?

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  65. Unknown18 August 2014 at 15:33

    Go Mamie am happy for you!!! Please don't cuss her out... fellow Sdkers. She's is a sweet person *shines teeth* talking from my personal experience..lol. @Mamie wishing you greatness and increase on every side. More testimonies from this blog I pray. Kudos Sdk. Chop kiss*
    Y'all have a fabulous day. Entrepreneurs rock!!!

    #peace Ambassador

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  66. SDK BounceR18 August 2014 at 15:43

    WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!

    Congrats my naughty hazard..GGMUB!!!
    Hurray&come back already mbok

    GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!

    #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
    *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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  67. TDams. 18 August 2014 at 15:47

    Mamie you go girl! Very very nice.

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  68. Unknown18 August 2014 at 15:50

    Congrats Mamie. Tonto n Toyin share Oko! I'm not surprised cos I no know wetin fit cause beef rch llike ds. Thanks Stella.

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  69. Bootylycious diva18 August 2014 at 15:51

    congrats mamie

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  70. Whirlwind18 August 2014 at 15:55

    Awww, Mamie, Your business will prosper in Jesus Name, amen. I yam happy for you.

    How is lil hazard? At least you are wise enough to do something productive thereby adding value to yourself and family.Being deliberately idle for no just reason is a big sin.

    @ phrinkles, the way you get excited when e reach man talk? Your antenna go dey at alert, big dick? Am watching you.

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    1. Phrinkies18 August 2014 at 16:28

      @whirlwind... I love guys and am addicted to big dicks.. Hehehehe

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  71. Charitybabe18 August 2014 at 15:56

    Congratulations Mamie.

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  72. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 16:03

    @ Periwinkles my sister...u r looking 4 a knight in shining armour abi?d Lord is ur Muscle...me am also booless ooo

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    1. Phrinkies18 August 2014 at 16:26

      Atinuke quadri, who no sabi better thing... Am tired of being booless and I want a perfect guy... Nt ready to manage...

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  73. Touch of Tasia18 August 2014 at 16:06

    Stella, while you are match-making, pls enlighten them on domestic violence too. Meanwhile, these gists too much to digest.

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  74. Manna Bee18 August 2014 at 16:10

    Congrats Mamie. LMAO @ ...OluwaBoo-Less.

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  75. Unknown18 August 2014 at 16:16

    i think its KOKO master *lipsealed*

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  76. Cutemumm 18 August 2014 at 16:17

    Stella, shebi I once told you to gimme your husband's brother? Well I want white too o.congrats mamie. I love female hustlers.

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  77. Royalty®18 August 2014 at 16:21

    Cant find my previous comment..hmmm

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  78. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)18 August 2014 at 16:31

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. Unknown18 August 2014 at 17:09

      When you send your birthday pix,please remember this comment you made here today cos if you don't,jaymoore will be more than willing to help you.who. Knows by then your name might be this igbobabe.

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    2. The General's Wife18 August 2014 at 21:21

      Nooo!
      ThatIgboBabe wont send her pictures o
      She smarter dan dat
      #Thinking out aloud:
      Jaymoore will b very happy to lift dis comment
      Chai
      Den SDK wil go South on My sister

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    3. Anonymous19 August 2014 at 00:09

      Abeg wetin she yarn ooooo, she don delete sharperly

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    4. Rebecca19 August 2014 at 05:23

      Anon 12:09am she insulted stella. Na so dey do then when Jaymoore left am come her Bday post Na she go dry cry.

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  79. Unknown18 August 2014 at 17:10

    Mamie i'm so happy for you,abeg Stella me sef dey find oyinbo guy for something serious o,these Nigerian men don't just understand me...for real,and no,I'm not materialistic

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  80. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 17:18

    One thing I know is that mamie lies a lot. why are people very gullible? good luck in whatever you are up to away from here. a break is always good.

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  81. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 17:18

    Peter and Jennifer obayuwana of polo avenue.dazall

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  82. Unknown18 August 2014 at 17:41

    Nawa ooooo, no b small tin ooo.. so white guys dont break hearts? Have u tried checkin urself?

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  83. kemi18 August 2014 at 17:41

    Congrats mamie

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  84. CHIKITO18 August 2014 at 17:50

    NAWA FOR THESE PEOPLE SHA. ON TWITTER LAST NITE, TONTO KEPT COVERING HERSLEF AND DBANJ AND SWANKY WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS AND ALL THAT *AGAINST MAI ENEMY NIGERIAN PENTECOSTAL PRAYER -ISH. I JUST THOUGHT SHE MUST HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO HER FRIEND. SEEMS AM RIGHT. LOL. TONTO SEF, OVER CONTROVERSY DEY WORRY AM. I THINK NOBODY SHUD BOTHER GOING INTO A CUSS OR DISS WITH TONTO. SHE WONT REST, SHE GO WIN. SO JUS IGNORE.

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  85. ann_bebe18 August 2014 at 18:01

    i am ann_bebe and i approve interracial dating... Please hook Thonia up she need love badly.

    @Mamie congrats oooh...well done.
    @Tonto and Toyin please stop with all the foolery.
    I love correct gist Mondays..lol

    Tonto please your english is painful to read.

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  86. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 19:15

    @generals wife ,sdk bouncer i respect una ,is not that chizoba is right ,but this miss prada iam very very sure,she be one of nollywood asahawo girls ,because the way she carry the matter for head like who dey sell gala for traffic,all this useless shameless gutter girls from ikotun egbe ,come here they call yoursef miss prada you don enter prada shop before,if una manage enter plane go dubai u don turn miss prada ,i notice na why stella no dey like post ypur comment ,why you go say make blessing face her work ,if the talk no affect you.miss prada my yansh,you better go test yoursef for ebola and hiv.miss prada ko miss hermes nii

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    1. Unknown18 August 2014 at 20:36

      Lmaoooooooo, you're just an asshole. I have never said anything negative about anyone on this blog until yesterday. If you don't know the "cuauser or the causee" then shut your ebola infected mouth. Maybe you need to find out what actually happened. Ode.

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  87. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 19:19

    stupid miss prada shut that your gutter you call mouth ,you are a nobody ,you just a cheap runs girl ,coming here to be noticed ,abeg go to linda s blog or laduns blog that is where your type belong ,stupid dirty ass ,coming here to claim your peanut ,what is your claim to fame ,stupid bitch

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    1. Unknown18 August 2014 at 20:38

      My claim to fame is your daily bread faceless chimpazee... I'm laughing so hard.

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  88. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 20:14

    First time commenting on your first class blog.

    I was once married to a Yoruba man who turned me into his punching bag and slave..meanwhile I was the high earner. UK law enforcement and legal system saved my ass and I'm happily divorced.

    Fast forward five years, I'm living the Cinderella dream, Mills and Boons live! With my blue eyed Irish Romeo. He's a c-suite executive, well endowed ;) ( can f..k to win Olympic gold) and is a true God fearing catholic ( my ex was a minister in RCCG..ha!). Life couldn't be better...

    All you single girls, don't keep waiting for your dark chocolate prince..Vanilla cream ain't bad too.

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    1. Rubynnia 18 August 2014 at 22:42

      "All you single girls, don't keep waiting for your dark chocolate prince..Vanilla cream ain't bad too."

      Please TELL them ooooooo. Atleast you won't have to put up with pretentious in laws. Oyinbos are straightforward; they like you-they tell you and likewise.

      Another thing: you won't have to battle "spiritual" attacks from his side. Stella, I lie?

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  89. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 20:17

    All dis gist sha. Dis na real woman zone.

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  90. LADY BUCHI18 August 2014 at 20:48

    Mamie! Mamie! Mamie! The woman I love to hate! Take kisses😘😘. I'm happy for you sha,but come oo Mamie does it mean you've been at home since little Harzard, chai Mamie you should stop insulting people on here, you hear! God bless and be with you, DH and lil hazard.I still hate you plenty sha until you curb your foul mouth.#ehugs#.

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  91. LADY BUCHI18 August 2014 at 20:48

    Mamie! Mamie! Mamie! The woman I love to hate! Take kisses😘😘. I'm happy for you sha,but come oo Mamie does it mean you've been at home since little Harzard, chai Mamie you should stop insulting people on here, you hear! God bless and be with you, DH and lil hazard.I still hate you plenty sha until you curb your foul mouth.#ehugs#.

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  92. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 22:35

    @ Mamie congrats, wishing u success. But as a true Mamie fan, all I see is a cheap phone accessories. how much is the most expensive phone case 15pound? With your big woman status u shld have opened a diamond store.
    @The lady looking for a white guy, what chased u out of Europe? Stella be careful before she wants ur husband instead cos when u left Alaska dey go find ice for Sahara desert.

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  93. Anonymous19 August 2014 at 01:26

    Its well,Tonto's writing tho.Na wah for u aunty stella of like ur last maiden name na "Dimoko",Lobatan...........well me I don't need an oyinbo man,I need a naija man,I like matured men,I'm late 20s and I'm looking at early 40s,I'm a single mom tho,and he could be a single dad too :-)

    Olamiposi

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  94. Anonymous19 August 2014 at 01:27

    Its well,Tonto's writing tho.Na wah for u aunty stella of like ur last maiden name na "Dimoko",Lobatan...........well me I don't need an oyinbo man,I need a naija man,I like matured men,I'm late 20s and I'm looking at early 40s,I'm a single mom tho,and he could be a single dad too :-)

    Olamiposi

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  95. Unknown19 August 2014 at 01:31

    just got my id... whoop whoop.. zizzy genovese aka #jabajantisboo

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  96. Ezenwanyi 19 August 2014 at 07:25

    Hian @some comments. .

    Congratulations Mamie!!

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  97. stella dimoko korkus19 August 2014 at 08:53

    thatigbobabe ........you forgot to log out of your account and cussed me like you always do under anon?

    awwwww so sorry,please look well next time before you comment...one love boo

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    1. Anonymous19 August 2014 at 10:29

      Stella, please do a post on spiritual husbands and wives.....pleaseee. I have heard so much of what these spiritual husbands and wives do to marriages.

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  98. BLOGLORD (MVBM)19 August 2014 at 10:28

    Hahhahahaaaaa Widey o!

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  99. Anonymous19 August 2014 at 21:45

    You stand outside mobile phone shop or get a picture online to convince yourself u live in the UK and now run a mobile shop... Hmmm.. I'm just trying to figure out individual Nigerian mobile shops.. I'm not feeling it. Take a pic of you behind the counter with your name on a paper and send to Stella. She can then confirm u truly are opening a mobile shop in the 'UK' . Opuro!

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  100. Anonymous19 August 2014 at 21:47

    Stella, I just remembered. You can do an image search of that our Mamie picture. Google will tell u where she got it from.. Lol

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  101. Ayisire Juliet19 August 2014 at 23:23

    Congrats maime God bless ur hand work

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  102. Ayisire Juliet19 August 2014 at 23:31

    Lol aunty stella don catch am like d way dem catch Johnny

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