Dear Blog visitors please do not laugh at my predicament but help me find solution. I have been married for 5years now. My husband was my first so the only sexual experience I have is from Mills and Boon. He says I'm his first too but I didn't verify.
A friend sent me to her house to pick up something in her absence. I didn't know her husband was home and I overhead his conversation with his friend. He was telling his friend about the mind blowing sex he had with his wife the previous night. According to him my friend surprised him in bed and it was the best sex he ever had. You could tell from the tone of his voice that he was really happy. And after she was done he couldn't contain his joy and he gave her a blank cheque which he signed.
I want to give my husband such an experience too that will make him boast of me so I tried to ask my friend for tips and she replied "You focus too much on the things of the world. Fix your gaze on Christ"..LMAOOOOO
As I type I guess her cheque has cleared because she says I should take her to the shops where I get designer shoes and bags.
I decided to try some of the things I learnt from this blog so I did woman on top and rode this man like a horse on gallop egbugum bugum gugum! This man chop clean mouth.
I have done BJ so much that I'm almost having a permanent pout. My husband still dey chop clean mouth.
Men in the house? What can a woman do to blow off your brains? It's not about the money but if it comes with it I won't reject it.
A colleague says I'm stressing too much that I should just call any Fulani woman I see that she would give me something and it ain't jazz but herbs.
A beg how una see the matter?
*Your friend answered you well ''You focus too much on the things of the world. Fix your gaze on Christ"..hahahahahhahahaha
Hahaha! Can u imagine! some friends shaa
ReplyDeleteSince we are on sex matters pls how do I get to do anal sex without passing out. My husband and I have tried everything(ky jelly etc). I really want to do this cos have done every other style in d book n am bored.
DeletePoster, there is no specific manual on great xes cos we r psychologically wired different. Wat works for SDK 's First Son may not work for N. Dr. Agwo or Jay Moore. Mood is very important so is spontaneity. Most planned xes can b epic fails. Just get in d mood n go wit d floor.
DeleteU can consult GORGEOUS MISS for some tips. I once read her analysis on how to pleasure a man, boy! That lady is another Jackie Collins in making. E L James is a learner.
Where is Lisa Spencer, Irene B and co?
Fab wkend to you all.
Poster, there is no specific manual on great xes cos we r psychologically wired different. Wat works for SDK 's First Son may not work for N. Dr. Agwo or Jay Moore. Mood is very important so is spontaneity. Most planned xes can b epic fails. Just get in d mood n go wit d floor.
DeleteU can consult GORGEOUS MISS for some tips. I once read her analysis on how to pleasure a man, boy! That lady is another Jackie Collins in making. E L James is a learner.
Where is Lisa Spencer, Irene B and co?
Fab wkend to you all.
Lmao dis bv is very funny o. Kai nothing wey I no go see for dis blog. I'm laffin real hard. Chai bv y not use style and ask ur hubby wot he enjoys most on bed. Mayb dat will help
DeleteJust put ur back into it. U will be shocked his response.
DeleteWhen riding ur man, put ur back into it.
Dont ride to satisfy him, ride to satisfy urself and u will be amazed how much he will enjoy it.
Dr, how about a ride..
Deleteanony 12:06pm
DeleteYou want to do anal sex wv your husband??
Seriously!! am amazed
while u r at it,kindly purchase enough adult pampers!
The things we hear (read) on this blog. It is well. Poster, talk to your husband. Keep the communication line open before, during and after sex. Again sexual relations between a couple shouldn't just be physical but also emotional and spiritual. It's God's will for husband and wife to enjoy sex with each other and so you are free to also involve Him. Ask for his help to be able to please your husband and most importantly don't do it with any selfish intention- not for money, open cheque or any other forms of gratification from your husband but do it for the sole purpose of giving pleasure to your spouse and in turn receiving pleasure. If you crave compliments after a wonderful 'round' of sexual intimacy with your husband, also be willing to give. If you are satisfied, tell him, in turn he will learn to reciprocate. If you are a christian, read the book of Songs of Solomon, I believe you will get inspiration from it. Lastly, enjoy yourself, if not you can't give what you don't have.
DeleteSpot on @Dr Agwoturumbe. My hubby runs mad from dis position o.
DeleteWhy not ask your hubbie exactly how he wants it done. Wisdom is profitable to direct Ecl 10:10
ReplyDeleteMe I don't know ow to ride a man...my husband complians bitterly...I married a Virgin tho...3 months old sex wise. ...
DeleteEverything about sex is character wise! Ur character puts a man in d mood,it's not about how gud u re.it boils down to character.Be wise.#sipMoetnChandon#
DeleteAnonymous 11.30, I wish I could show u dis but u'd learn as long as u hv a willing heart. When ure all alone, lock ur door n practise with a pillow. Sit astride it with ur knee bent backwards. Now shut ur eyes n imagine u ar riding a toy pony @d amusement park. Up down up down up down leaving d same interval. Now try n go faster den stop. Next move anti clockwise: left to right. Wind ur waist slowly round n round. Now practice again n try it on ur hubby later. Ure just 3month so don't b 2hard on urself. U will find ur rythmn with time.
DeleteChaiiiiiii sex sex sex. Na wa! Singles labour to get the ring. Married labour to keep his attention. What are d men doing to keep d women happy? Hmmn
ReplyDeleteWell said!
DeleteThanks dear u said it all
DeleteI wonder o! Yet, the feminist say it's not man's world!
DeleteIt is my wedding today. I am so excited. Don't worry. I am not sending pics. I no get liver for yabs.
ReplyDeleteStella, where is Saturday laughs? Fire it fast.
Tito Haaaaa....hml o......abeg go finalize am..Saturday laffs will soon be posted...ehn
DeleteCongrats and happy married life in advance.
DeleteCongrats dear,
DeleteMay you last forever, God bless ur union and answer our prayers too.
Congrats dear,hml
DeleteCongrats Dear...Happy Married Life! Erm...shouldn't u be facing the preparations squarely?u dey ask for Saturday laughs join...lolz
DeleteHml dear, wishing u peace,joy,luv and happiness
DeleteIt's U̶̲̥̅̊Ʀ weddin and u still av time to visit sdk blog 2day? Hmnn na wa o. My dear focus on your weddin and come bak next wk, u hear. Wish u a. Happy married life.
DeleteCongrat Tito may ur union be a fruitfull one in jesus name.
DeleteCongrat Tito may ur union be a fruitfull one in jesus name.
DeleteTito congrats. Hml
Delete@ Orela Dimples, I saw ur input on that post. You really taught me a lot wit ur comments. Very enlightening n you don't subscribe to the emotional appeals. Am happy the crisis btween the Ijaws and Ishekiri is over. Pple can go to any length to sabotage peace for their economic gains. Didn't know you r from there. Stay Zing This Week!
DeleteSDK Blog dey addictive if U don't know. Happy Married Life dear. May God bless the Union.
DeleteCongrats tito,I pray God blesses ur union.I also tap into it that by this time next year mine would ve happened even though I'm kind of booless at the moment..(Smiles)
DeleteAwwww! Congratulations darling! May your union be blessed. Have a fabulous wedding. #e-bearhugs.
DeleteAwwww
DeleteCongrats Darling
May U remain Happy...
SDK blog is really an addiction.#lol# happy married life.
DeleteKemi Ajayi happy married life
DeleteCongratulobia... Mwah
DeleteThat ur frnd is a crazy pretender! Lmaooooo @ focusing on Godly tngs! Hahhaahahaa.
ReplyDeletePoster, take it easy abeg. Go one day @ a time! Can bet u ur frnd didn't ovr plan d mindblowing sex! When u over plan sex it bcmes a disaster. Just b learning small small. D day u will do d *wonders* u wnt see it cming. All d best!
This is why I always say women are the greatest pretenders! She is forming Spiro, Spiro, and don't want to share her secret to a friend in need. That is how they would visit fetish priests and get what they want and come out to be giving fake testimonies in church and blog!
DeleteLmaooo *tears! I aav laughed to the brink of tears.to think I paused a movie for this,totally worth it! Stella's blog over cinemas anyday anytime
DeleteSassylicious
Some friends ehn! Women sha! Focus ur gaze on Christ indeed! Women are not nice at all.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for the men to comment. Today na today.
LMAO!!! Yet she wants you to accompany her for shopping for designer bags and shoes. If sex between a man and his wife is considered things of the world, what exactly are DESIGNER bags and shoes(designer being the operative word)? Lol! Hilarious! I guess she has her reasons.
DeleteHehehehehe! You haven't seen anything. You can swallow his dick o. Try it out.
ReplyDeleteSweet pussy over to you....All the girls that knows how to hang their legs on the fan/burglary take it from here pls.
ReplyDeleteBest Oracle
LMAO.
DeleteRotfl @ egbugum bugum gubum
ReplyDeleteWetting myself at permanent pout! Hehehehe
DeleteThis woman, u're not serious o. He doesn't really care, he's ok with d way u are and whatever u dish out to him, so stop fussing and fix ur gaze on Christ!
ReplyDeleteTufia,I hate that your friend...I know her type..chop alone..what's the big deal in helping a sister out mtcheeww....pretenders na dem worse pass...
ReplyDeleteFear those sanctimonous people,na dem do pass behind closed doors...
Poster,watch a lot of porn movies and thank me later...
Since I started watching them,I am now a pro..any man I handle will never be the same again...
Where are Irene and Kehinde?this is your area of specialisation..shed more light..
Its not pretence. As a rule,I dnt discuss my sexcapades with hubby.it stays indoors.she might have same rule.
DeleteFor some tiny teeny beety weird reason, we kinda think alike on some certain issues...which i hate though.
DeleteFor some tiny teeny beety weird reason, we kinda think alike on some certain issues...which i hate though.
Deletelmao.....mean friend!aint they married?abeggi@x
ReplyDeletelmao.....mean friend!aint they married?abeggi@x
ReplyDeleteWho is the author and finisher of our faith. Heb 12;2
ReplyDeleteToo many sex talk, too early in d day!
This is an interesting topic.... Where is Kehinde??? You must have network ooooo... Where is Bitchplis??? Abeg, we need the experience men and ladies in the house,
ReplyDeleteWhere is the anonymous that laid a stranger???
I need to learn more..... Lol
Buhahahaha@ chop clean mouth and permanent pout....choi!
ReplyDeleteNne you must be a comedienne oh
Ur friend's hubby and ur hubby are diff personality...
So if you like do 2020 version of kamasutra....
OYO lowa...look for something else sex aint working 4him
Epic reply from ur friend!!! Woman, even if u practice all d moves in kama sutra, ur Le boo will always be ur Le boo! We appreciate things differently! Bkio concentrate on other things..... lmao
ReplyDeleteMrs J
But your friend's husband may be giving her as good as he got. Further, your husband may be too polite a person to even consider discussing your sex life with someone else. Here you are wanting to blow his mind so he will boast too, and he doesn't sound like a man who will be talking about his sex life anyways. Make sure he is giving you as good as he is receiving, make sure you get your taste of pleasure too, you are supposed to enjoy it too.
ReplyDeleteLmao. Maybe some role play would do the trick, u can turn sassy suzi for a night. Lol
ReplyDeleteI don't like men that kiss and tell.somethings are suppose to remain private.Madam,ask ur husband what he want and how he want it.There are books like,The act of marriage by Tim and Beverly Lahaye and some other nice ones out there.Go get them.
ReplyDeleteReading it will still not earn her a blank cheque
Delete@ Lilian I feel u die! I so much detest men that kiss and tell. There was this guy that was toasting me back in 2011, I was attracted to the guy but what spoilt his chances was because he was going round town saying he had "conquered" me. Men that kiss and tell pls grow up!
DeleteYou said my mind Lilian.
DeleteI will really feel very bad if I find out my hubby discusses our sex life with his friends.
Lol....Madam,your friend used those 'herbs' on her hubby. That is why she says you should focus on Christ. Lmao.
ReplyDeleteSome people no get problem for dis world sha and I thank God for their life...... woman please face ur work ooooo. .....
ReplyDeleteYou are the type of friend one should flee from. Jealousy, envy, covetousness are some of your shortcomings. I see you sampling your friend's husband if the situation presents itself.
ReplyDeleteWetin! You want to kill yourself because of blank cheque. Are your husband and your friend's husband the same? Even if you do porn star moves on your husband, he might not still be impressed like your friend's husband. People's reactions to issues are different.
I fear you o. You eavesdropped on something and still went ahead to ask your friend about it. Take her advice and focus on important things in your life. OLOJUKOKORO.
1000 likes for your comment. Poster quit the comparison. It won't help u at all. Are u now competing with ur friend? One man's meat is another's poison.
DeleteOne thousand likes for ur comment
DeleteOne thousand likes for ur comment
DeleteBrilliant reply Gold..u've said it all,she's just creating room for unhealthy jealousy.
DeleteVery nice comment. I know her type, they go about envying their friends achievements. #Contentment.
DeleteAwwww
DeleteVery sensible comment Goldscent.
Poster please face your work.
What worked for your friend might not work for you.
No go put yourself into trouble because you want to satisfy your hubby who isn't even complaining.
You re echoed my thoughts. Gbam!!!!!
DeleteMadam, men are different. Some do crazy things when they are happy. If you are married to a tight fisted man, if you like perform sexual acts that angel Gabe showed you in a dream at night the man will still clutch his purse tightly. Do you even know if the man was extremely happy because his "churchy" wife surprised him by not quoting the scriptures in bed for the first time? You can never tell if she saw her marriage collapsing and decided to quit talking in King James English when it's time to get her freak on in bed. Your husband might not be the type to scream Hallelujah after sex and sign a cheque book but he might be the type to take care of you and give you cash whenever you want. Don't work yourself out because of this issue. Its the duty of a man or woman to satisfy their partners sexually without conditions attached to it. If you get monetary rewards by doing so, that's great. If you don't, take it like that.
ReplyDeleteEven if e scream hallelujah, still not gonna earn a blank cheque. Lol
DeleteTruetalk...very funny @ blank cheque. All your replies with the blank cheque shaaaaa! Are you the poster's friend? Lol
DeleteHahaahaha@ angel Gabe showed u in a dream
DeleteDoppel Ganger u cray Mehn
In fact here I am thinking from a different perspective. men are the only ones who know what they enjoy in EACH woman they sleep with. The emphasis on EACH is that as we know that the average man sleeps with at least 2 females at a time, of cos at different times.. each of these girls will obviously practice different sexmatics with this same guy. He enjoys both of them for distinct reasons peculiar to each. Need I say that a man who keeps more than one female seeks variety. If he hasn't complained or stopped sleeping with u then it means he enjoys ur own style, no matter how boring or exciting u are in bed. So no need to seek aunty Mary's sex style to please ur own man. Unless he complains, why worry? He knew what he was doing when he chose to marry u..after all he has always been aware of ur 'boring' bedmatics anyway.
DeleteFix you gaze on Jesus madam.. Oh... Fix it Jesus.. Lmaaoooooo.
ReplyDeleteHave you tried cowboy style? Have you done the wheel barrow style,its stressful tho,have you fucked him outside the bedroom like kitchen? Take a shower together and give him a blowjob while the water splashed on you both,it has one kinda weird type of feeling.......
...Still no blank cheque
DeleteBwahahahaaha@Still no blank cheque.
DeleteLmaoooooo @ Truetalk
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! @ still no blank cheque. Truetalk, you are really something else. LMAO!!!
DeleteAdd 'chandelier' style to to the list.
DeleteMaybe a blank cheque.
Or not.
Mrs. BitchBiko.
Mr Ake over to you lol. Mr dear maybe you should be more creative, find out what elicits a deeper groan from him when making love and explore that. P. S. Blowjob is not all about sucking, learn the technique.
ReplyDeleteHhahahahahahahaha. Don't I ust love this blog. @fix your gaze on christ. Oya men over to you
ReplyDeleteBut seriously that friend is a friendly enemy...very big pretender too! Go and buy kama sutra's guide on sex...you golearn plenty things there.
ReplyDeleteAs in eh.I wonder what @goldscent is saying.it's not wrong to want to give ur husband mindblowing sex and ask a. Friend to help u with ideas.
DeleteIf you look at it from the angle that her sudden desire to improve her prowess is based on a telephone conversation between her friend's hubby and his friend, which she eavedropped on. Coupled with the blank cheque incentive , you'll see Goldscent's perspective better.
DeleteWhen doing the doggy,use your hands to open your ass for him and let him hold your both hands ...
ReplyDeleteOkay,I need to go do something to my hubby now... Now thinking of something new........
Just be yourself.
ReplyDeleteShe was herself she no get blank cheque. Na now wey she wan be like her friend na im blank cheque go show?lol. No go break waist for blank cheque cos na hospital cheque u go see.
DeleteLOL!
DeleteMrs. BitchBiko.
U hv to manage
ReplyDeletePls visit my shoe blog
www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com
Manage what exactly ?
DeletePlease go away with your incomplete one liners.
Mrs. BitchBiko.
Poster,its better you ask your husband how he wants or likes it.'Photocopy'and comparison which is the thief of joy go soon land you for trouble. Your husband and your friend's husband no be the same o.
ReplyDeleteHealing-rain
Too much prick and toto matter for dis blog dis morning. Ah ah! Stella is dat ur birthday resoluation. I m getting wet dis morning nd i dnt like it. Shuoo. Me wey jst go confession now now? The devil is a liar!
ReplyDeleteHaney
You got me laughing..... Focus on God,lol.
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO! Pls when you discover the secret let us know. I won't mind a blank check too.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I can't stop laughing
ReplyDeleteExperienced people, you guys should help her out
As in....this is too funny. So she can suck and gallop and its still not enough. Poster, maybe your hubby is not the type that gets wowed by sex, or maybe he has clinched fingers.
Delete"Fix your gaze on christ" lol. Madam I just love you. If any body curse her out enh, thunder go fire the person left nyansh
ReplyDeleteSo 2day is SEX ED day? Issgud oooo. Anyhow @poster not all men respond same way to sex o,sofri wit al d "egbugum bugum gbugum" b4 ur hubby starts askin u to explain where u learnt dem frm....
ReplyDeleteSo like ur frnd n stellz said;focus on d tins of christ hahahhahahahhahahaha.
I almost fell of my chair in laughter while reading your story!
ReplyDeleteChai! What an epic response from your friend!!!! Reminds me of a saying:
There are 2 tips to becoming successful in life:
1. Never reveal your secrets
2. See #1
They secret/key to your husband's "mumu button" might not be sex. You just have to discover it like she did.
I swear. Her hubby might not be a sex somebody.
DeleteHave you tried the ancient rule,' the fastest way to a man's heart is through his tummy?'
Poster's narration had me in stitches. Babanla 'permanent pout' .
Mrs. BitchBiko.
Lmao@Focus on the things of Christ!! Badt friend..kikiki.this poster is funny@my husband chop,clean mouth...Afo muoooo
ReplyDeleteLemme relax and read comments from the great xesist in the house...Renne Bern!Gorgeous!Ezenwayi!Qutie oya let the comments roll in.
Oh and my inlaw...Your DIL is glowing ooh.infact when you were away a lot of parents came to sidline your son..but I said,mbanu...she is taken..how u doin dear?how are the boys??
Abegi,yu wanna know more bout xes cos of d wordly gain u mite get from hub.Talk tru...
ReplyDeleteWatch Cartoon
ReplyDeleteLwtmb! Patt patt! D name of d cartoon abeg. Hahahahahahahaha!
DeleteHahahahahahahah
DeletePatt patito
I gbadun u jare
Abeg Whc kain cartoon?
Bwahahhaahha! Cartoon kwa...Patito u don craze finish.
DeleteNow this got me really laughing hard. Patt ooooo lmao
DeletePatosoiky which kin cartoon? Hahahahahahahahahahaah
DeleteLmao!Poster,ur description is epic..i laffed through out.In this life,it is different strokes for different folks.Focus on complementing your husband perfectly,who knws,just a littl attitude or care wl make him open his flood gates of appreciation.Am not saying sex shudnt b mindblowing but give him more reasons to appreciate marrying u.littl tins like praying for him,surprises..anytyn inconsequential could just topple him over.You never know men!
ReplyDeletepray and watch porn for experience.but pray that whatever you do to him in bed let it be mindblowing :)
ReplyDeletePray kwa? Hian wetin concern prayer and sex? Pls leave God out of dis.
DeleteDid you say pray??..
DeleteOriegwu ohh..
What won't I hear on this blog? How can you put pray and porn in the same sentence? Who is that prayer supposed to go to? Make una fear God o. Haba. How can you say someone should pray and watch porn? Omo try respect God na. Chei. Make una take am easy.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahaha! *faints*
DeleteI have died!!! Do you pray and watch porn at same time or in consequential order? If so which comes first? Haha. Jokes aside plls let's not bring God into this matter
Deletehhahahahahahha,choo madam ,your husband arent your friends husband .no two marriages are the same .
ReplyDeleteAll I can is Lmao.
ReplyDeleteMind blowing in my marriage is a 3rd party, my hubby do invite a babe 4 me, sometimes I do Same for Us (but he doesn't shag the chick o!) You musnt wait till u get to the bedroom b4 u strt, u mustn't bath first go sit on d bed cross ur leg and be waiting as Usual, do something different today. Go buy pearls, scented candles. Then put the pearls on the bed and wear a lovely night wear lite the candles and chill there 4 him, when e come no body go tell am say omoh come here and chop and remember this for ever, or in bathtub naked waiting for him . My dear pls don't try d 3rd party please, u sound like a good wife, me and hubby we dey caze and we love our selfs, we have bin married for 11 and half years now. And b4 I 4get we have a lot sextoys, I mean Alot. So everytin dey sweet die , as I dey type body dey sweet me self.
ReplyDeleteRe u for real?
DeleteLiar liar pant on fire! U are not married..Stop deceiving married women with ur lies..Angel of darkness..They sent u to ruin homes..Threesome my foot...married for 11 yrs my arse..Ashawo!
DeleteWow!!..your hubby bring in a babe for you...hmmmmmm..I will check that out..I love 3some mehn..
DeleteWow!!..your hubby bring in a babe for you...hmmmmmm..I will check that out..I love 3some mehn..
DeleteLinda aragbakwa gi dia mtscheew
DeleteYou are a liar! There is no way a married person will try this and still have a good marriage. Robin Thicke tried this and his relationship is now a sad thing of the past!
DeleteI am saying the truth my dear. 3some, hubby and I loves it. Jokes apart. No be say na everyday, once in a blue moon.
DeleteWhat is there in threesomes between married people.I believe her well ,my neighbours have been married for 20 years and they do hv threesome,hw we got to know was when the son caught them and exposed them but them no send you ooo.craziest couple hv ever met.
DeleteMr Lyca
Aunty Poster, maybe ur husband is nt all abt sex. Figure out wat really gets to him.
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously, focus on Christ.
Hahahahahahha. ...This one pass me ooo. .abeg over to the people wey say dem get experience. .me sef wan learn. .cos my wedding na December and my fiancee like sex die...hehehehe. .
ReplyDeleteDear Poster, men are different and they also have different ways of showing appreciation.
ReplyDeleteWhat if your friend hasn't been giving it to her husband that good often and so when she did that day, he decided to reward her with the cheque???
Has it occurred to you that your husband may be happy with just the way you give it to him???
What if you are good at it and you always give him mind blowing sex???
Never compare behavior between husbands, you husband may be very faithful to you, hers may have been happy she woke up from her slumber and f**ked him like a whore for the 1st time.
Don't think less of yourself, you are enough!!!
Just increase the number of rounds you give him, suck some more even on his balls, ride him more and do better positions if you aren't already.
*ROTFL* @ fix your gaze on Christ.
LMAO, I will sit back and read comments.
ReplyDeleteIf it is that important then go to google, ask them all the questions you want answered about different styles you can buy sex movies too.
ReplyDeleteGirl not all men are thrilled by just sex,try doing something that will lead to him giving you sex, have you tried making him his favourite meal or just spending time with him alone while seeing a movie (PG 18)or invite him to the kitchen to hv a chat with you while you making his favourite meal also remember to put on something seductive while making his food, you are a lady you have the power to seduce him wear sexy lingerie at night. When he wants to Boko Boko you try to do small shakara for him. we men we like to do the chasing maybe one night like after a week open up the vjay to him
DeleteIf that doesn't work my friend fix your Gaze on Christ.
Mr Lyca
Damn! Good sex is good! i had ds mind blowing sex with my ahmed yesterday nd he had to just go stand under d air conditioner for minutes, panting.. d body map he left on d bed sef testified of his satisfaction! Nna mhen i was proud of mysef...
ReplyDeleteWell, i need more tips to make ds man crazier abt me.lol
#observing
Your friend is so wicked ni lmao,all men are not the same it might even be you have given your husband more than your friend gave hers but he didn't reward you like your friend hubby, watch your husband when you do new things his reaction would tell if he likes it or not
ReplyDeleteWait! Is today 'world sex day'? So many sexual posts this morning.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahs....lmao...Choooi! Dis post is jst soo funny..
ReplyDeleteSome men are not over thrilled by sex o.
ReplyDeleteAdress these scientific issues
1. Tightness or slackness of ur downstream sector
2. Environmental sanitation of the sector in question
3. Any other owner to that oil well.
4. How's d upstream sector?
5. Jiggly,downtrodden or always bowing to pressure(i mean your upstream sector aka boobs).
Again,bear it at the back of ur mind that sex can kill o· Again,use light perfume in ur cleavage,push ur boobs together let him suck n bang™·
If after 3 days no blank cheque,nne see a doctor
LMAO,u go fear advice
DeleteWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? Lawd have mercy!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Irene B! I give up! LMAOOOO! You're seriously cray cray in an amazing way! I'll be sure to lookout for your comments, no wonder you are highly recommended by most blog visitors! Still LMAO!
DeleteIrene ooooo. Chai am having fun on dis blog tonite. SDK Tanx for this ur after bday topics today.
DeleteLMAO...Stella it confirmed mad people dey dis blog. All the comments are too darm funny.
DeleteMehn....i need gud experience! sdkers don kolo finish chai...
DeleteSome men are not over thrilled by sex o.
ReplyDeleteAdress these scientific issues
1. Tightness or slackness of ur downstream sector
2. Environmental sanitation of the sector in question
3. Any other owner to that oil well.
4. How's d upstream sector?
5. Jiggly,downtrodden or always bowing to pressure(i mean your upstream sector aka boobs).
Again,bear it at the back of ur mind that sex can kill o· Again,use light perfume in ur cleavage,push ur boobs together let him suck n bang™·
If after 3 days no blank cheque,nne see a doctor
After 3 days na cheque with a written amount to go buy foodstuff she go see for table.
DeleteHahaahahahha.@See ur doctor...Irene u no well..Abi na native doctor?
Delete@ Irene B. See terminologies. R u a Geologist? Very funny analysis. Crazy girl. U r right tho. Environment matters in xes. Respect to u Irene B.
DeleteNa real 'fix ur gaze on Christ' lol..... funny story
ReplyDeletePoster pls go and watch porn and learn all the skills there.
ReplyDeleteIf possible watch it together with your husband.
Sex skills can be taught!
buhahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
ReplyDeletecray cray people full dis blog o
laffing and strolling away....
Come back here o. U must give us ur opinion o. #ilovepipilee
DeleteLol! Poster, is ur hubby complaining about your sex life? If no, then why d unnecessary worry. Stop trying to be like ur friend/your sex life to be like hers, what worked for her, may not work for u. Be u, be confident in yourself, except otherwise 'if he's complaining' forget about d monetary aspect, are u a one night stand? Stop stressing yourself over nothing.
ReplyDeleteYou are talking to too many people about your sex life. Please get self help books and read online about sex. There are lots of Christian blogs on sex: the marriage bed, hot holy humorous, etc.
ReplyDeleteAlso note that sex should be enjoyed by BOTH you and your husband. So while you are stressing yourself about giving your husband mind blowing sex, hope your husband is also doing his research on how to give you a good time.
hot holy humorus it is! Thank you
DeleteYou are talking to too many people about your sex life. Please get self help books and read online about sex. There are lots of Christian blogs on sex: the marriage bed, hot holy humorous, etc.
ReplyDeleteAlso note that sex should be enjoyed by BOTH you and your husband. So while you are stressing yourself about giving your husband mind blowing sex, hope your husband is also doing his research on how to give you a good time.
Lol. Nawa o. Just take it easy dear. No matter how much u try, if ur husband will not appreciate, he just wont. ALL MEN ARE NOT THE SAME.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you in a competition with your friend? This sounds like pure envy.I'm sure you wouldn't be so bothered if money wasn't involved.
ReplyDeleteKikikikik!! Wat an epic narration!!! No two marriage is the same my dear.
ReplyDeleteLmao.Pout indeed.Sexperts in the house oya o.And what does she mean by fix your gaze on Christ. We females sef.
ReplyDelete* tasha barbie *
Why my comment dey appear twice na? Na sex winsh?
ReplyDeleteWhat works in your friend might not work for You.just focus on your own and stop looking for is nOt missing
ReplyDeleteAnyways,seriously now,sex is not everything n let me tell you something,i was expecting to hear you banged ur pal's hubby lol. A hubby that discusses his nocturnal coital romps with the wife is an irresponsible man. Imagine my hubby telling his pal that i'm a doggy freak. No respect na and when that guy sees me, he'll be visualising na.
ReplyDeleteSo,stick to ur hubby's style,watch more porn,and lastly if u are blowing ur hubby,simulate the swallowing process. Whenever i do it oga dey scream out in glee.
Lmao!
DeleteFunny woman
Lmao!
DeleteFunny woman
Your friend wicked oooo
ReplyDeleteRead erotic magazines and online erotic stories, especially the Nigerian ones (they understand our peculiarities)
Study your husband moans....be the leader..control how styles are changed....and very importantly..learn how to help him delay ejaculation while he continues to bang you
It is wa no be small
ReplyDeleteHahahaja @ permanent pout!
ReplyDeleteBlow Job is nothin,Sitting on to na shioor.Tell him to fuck ur anus.Give him Anal sex,he will never forget it.Shikena!!!
ReplyDeleteLmao @ Pat. No be small thing. Pls poster as she said Scooby doo and Ben ten are always eager to show you bedmatics. Lol!
ReplyDeleteEPIC... Response frm ur friend poster.
ReplyDelete@anon 12.34pm: maybe he did conquer u. Talk true :)
ReplyDeleteNothing you will ever do to make me give you a Cheque. If you like throw double back dive and 2 somersault on top bed. I dont care.
ReplyDeleteAke baby, I see you. Long time boo.
ReplyDeletePoster, if Le boo is not complaining don't other your pretty head.
When I started the story, I thought she was gonna say she got in bed with the guy.
Interesting post
ReplyDeleteLMAO.....seriously am laughing hard. lol@gbagagbugum bugum......Poster u dey follow Princess the comedienne dey waka go stage???but dat ur friends response na die...focus ur gaze on Christ indeed.
ReplyDeletePoster,,pls take it easy ooo.do break ur waist and back.
@Queen and Linda of this blog . So how many men have you handled? You are teaching married women to "watch a lot of porn"? If their husbands begin to "watch a lot of porn", they will run to stella's blog to complain that he is addicted to porn. Are you sure you've not become enslaved to porn? Try to stop it and see that you've become a captive and you seem to be telling other ladies to enter your solitary confinement! Don't you know that one is a slave to whatever has mastered one? Fear God O!
ReplyDeleteNigerians and their sanctimonious selves! What have you done to especially honour God this weekend? Abeg shift!
DeleteResearch has proven that when it comes to sex,every woman has a mind of its own and experiencing pleasure to the fullest depend on individual's reaction to sex...
ReplyDeleteI swear. Her hubby might not be a sex somebody.
ReplyDeleteHave you tried the ancient rule,' the fastest way to a man's heart is through his tummy?'
Poster's narration had me in stitches. Babanla 'permanent pout' .
Mrs. BitchBiko.
lmao..abeg irene B..which one is swallowg process?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaahha
ReplyDeleteThis Poster is cray I swear!
Kwaaaaaaahhhh
And see how innocent she sounds
Awwwwwww
Chai....
See as I just dey laugh
My baby just dey look me,dey laugh too
Poster,I won't forget u in a hurry oooo
Kikikikikiki....
Make I finish laugh
Can't type anything comprehensible cos d laughter no be here.....
Don't I just like innocent buh cray peeps!
Dis geh sef...
Try spoiling your man with gifts, get new lingerie, Don't ask for sex,make him crave by spoiling him.
ReplyDeleteContinue to compare ur home wt ur friend's shogbo. dey **ck ur man cos of blank check. U seem ...dnt wanna abuse u o...but silly
ReplyDeleteFunny post tho
Continue to compare ur home wt ur friend's shogbo. dey **ck ur man cos of blank check. U seem ...dnt wanna abuse u o...but silly
ReplyDeleteFunny post tho
buahahhahahhahhahaaaa.....ds blig is filled with some crazy peeps.
ReplyDeletewonderful!
poster focus on Christ oooo!
buahahhahaahhaha
Eyiyaa, na too much Mills & Boon de worry you. First and foremost, throway everything thing you read in MnB cos it doesn't work. This is real life ooo.
ReplyDelete2nd, quit the comparison cos men are all wired differently. Na so I been dey think say I go use Bj scatter bros brain but who sigh!
3rd, your dh might be one of them combo type, I mean delicious meal + good hygiene = Mind blowing sex. That one na my secret weapon and it took me 7yrs out of 11yrs to find out.
All in all, communication is also key. Nothing stops your from asking your boo, " How do you want me to f..k right?" but make sure the timing is perfect o! Not when the poor man is just coming back after a stressful day, you go come de form communicator. Fill his tummy, give him a glass of red wine to reduce his inhibition and then start talking dirty.
Another thing that works sometimes is occasional abstinence. After all, absence makes the heart fonder.
Sorry, for d long tori but kuku stop d comparison n find what works for you. Good luck!
You people yaff totally spoilt and corrupted me for this blog.i will tell my mama for all of una #bailstotellmama#
ReplyDeleteYou people yaff totally spoilt and corrupted me for this blog.i will tell my mama for all of una #bailstotellmama#
ReplyDeleteThe question I think the poster should've asked, and the question I would like answered is for the Men. What constitutes mind blowing sex to you? What has she done/not done? For the ladies who have blown minds confirmed, what did you do that resulted in the mind blows?
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