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HATERS DANCE.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Una happy Sunday,I hope your day started off well?One love everyone! |
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GROOM AND HIS BRIDE,CHIEF BRIDESMAID AND PASTOR ON THE WAY TO THE WEDDING.LMAOOOOO
HAPPY MARRIED LIFE OH. |
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA SEE BEATING
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LOOOOOOOOOOL |
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LOOOOOOOL |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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LOOOOOOOOOL |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA E.G? |
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E.G MAMIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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LOL |
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IBADAN BABES ISOKO MEN ARE QUIT TOO.HAHAHAHA |
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LOOOOOOL |
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE |
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HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA |
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LOOOOOOL |
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EXCUSE ME?????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE SAT THRU THIS? |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CHAI SOME OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? |
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA ALAKOBA! |
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHANEVER SAY YOU
PISS ME OFF,SAY I PISS FOR YOU. |
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LMAOOOOOOOOO |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEAT PILES KEH |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA ABEG ABEG ABEG!!! |
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LMAOOOOOOOO |
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LOOOOOOL |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL,PUT NAME |
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LOOOOOL |
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAND NO DEY THIS
ONE OOOOOOOH |
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HAHAHAHAHHA WHO SEND YOU MESSAGE |
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOO.PLEASE DONT CALL ST6INGY
RAT OOOOOO.I JUST DID HE DROPPED THE FONE.HAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA |
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA |
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA UNA DEY HEAR OH |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA KERMIT OOOOO. |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHA |
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THESE PASTORS JUST CAUSING TENSION AMONG SINGLE LADIES TO GET INTO
THEIR PANTS...NONE OF MY BUSINESS ANYWAYS.....BOMB ASS SEX. |
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Questions and Expo Answers....
Q~Why Are Condoms Transparent?
A – So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!
Q – What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?
A – Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.
Q – What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?
A – Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.
Q – Why Do 90% of Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?
A – Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.
Q – What Is The Difference Between A Panty and A Stage Curtain?
A – When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!
Q – What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?
A – Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.
Q – Why Is Sex Like Shaving?
A – Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You’ll Have To Do It Again.
PART 2.
1. Question: “Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?”
Answer: “Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds that Ejaculates Cash.
2. Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“
3. Questions: “Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“
4. Question: Why Do Women Wear Panty?
Answer: Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
BONUS LOGIC Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever!
Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start! You can't stop.
*Blogging from the sea front and distracted by the waves,i hope i did north west ya time?
Hahahahaha anuty stella U did north west my time Oooo,nice one.
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DeleteLmaoooo
ReplyDeleteThat rape case got me laughing
Nice laughs
Inukwa women become tasteless and shapeless later..puleeezz!
ReplyDeleteGiwa wu chidi.... means " that you Chidi ibeh,held/caught Adanma....f**'ked her silly before she knew where she was" kikiki but Stella is funnier in Ibo tho!
Lmao@where did you bought it..hehehe..Mba I buyeth it!!!
I will make you go away says bf's mom to gf....lmao!
Very funny. I tried calling stingy rat.. Number is unavailable. I enjoyed today's laughs. Thanks Stella. Enjoy your vacation
ReplyDeleteYes Stellastica,you wested my time.. todays own no gel...
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your summer jare..
Never. Been waiting for this. Have a blissful Sunday... You rock.
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Lwtmbh! Choi! Can't stop laughing. Though I don't agree with Q&A part 1(vi).
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteNo Stella, time north wested.
You are contributing to people's long life oo. Thank you so mush.
I love the question and answer parts.
Lol @ rape charge! Okwaa ya shege! Lmaoooooo
ReplyDeleteSex without condoms is really magical. A Baby Appears and the Father Disappears"....
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There isn't anything magical about that
DeleteRoftl nicee one. Enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteIf your girlfriend doesn't pay her tithe break Up with Her!! If she can cheat on the ALMIGHTY...who are u?"
ReplyDeleteNah u didn't...reading it 4rm church
ReplyDeleteThe joke of a guy asking a girl if her mother sells okro got me cracking. And d one which ladies form 'pastor pray for me' wen dey see a guestsspeaker dats handsome
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahha my head oooo.This kermit i thought u were arrested? U will be rearrested again today am off to police station.Nice sunday all
ReplyDeleteChai....today's edition na d bomb....I laugh so tey my offering fall from my hand...
ReplyDeleteStingy rat is Vice Giwa Adam
ReplyDeleteChai!See casting...
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DeleteKudos to the organisers of this laughs
each week is better than the other
K. EVE E UME
ReplyDeleteYou added k,tell me did he put a ring on it?
DeleteHahahaha! Ans to questns 1 & 3 of prt 2 got me Rotfl
ReplyDeleteAbeg i dey call stingy rat e no dey pick! Make i send kermit the frog to am?
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ReplyDeleteApi sunday good peeps
Nope, time wested north! PMSL.
ReplyDeletemy day today oooo. i can't today oooo
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteStella u try I see my laffs
ReplyDeleteHahahahaah !
ReplyDeleteGi nwa bu chidi ibe.....kwaa ya shege chai i don laf sotey i peee
4 tree
appy sonde iviribodi
Stella of life, you did not waste my time, stay blessed and Happy Sunday.
ReplyDeleteStella,I SAY E MUST BETTER BETTER FOR YOU 100 TIMES FOR ALL THIS YOUR RIB CRACKING LAUGHS !
ReplyDeleteYou don't really know that this laughs we share here have being killing lots of stress that can harm people's life.I wish everyday is Saturday & Sunday bcos I just can't stop laughing without a care about this world when is time for the laughs.
I checked stingy rat out on true caller, the number actually belonged to someone. Lol
ReplyDeleteWow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today's edition ROCKS!!!!!!! Enjoy your vacation, you deserve it.
ReplyDeletePart 2, question 1 na die!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you stella for putting huge laugh on our faces every weekend.
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