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Sunday, July 06, 2014

Sunday Laughs



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS TEE BE LIKE ''LOOKING GOOD IS GOOD BUSINESS''




LOL


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 Hey Happy Sunday.hope this does north west  ya time..lol

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT IS OFE AKWU?

TURN UPSIDE DOWN..LOL

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I AM A SORRY,MY CONCHEST IS PRICKINGLY ME.LOOOOOOOOOOOL


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WOW,THERE IS HOPE FOR ME AFTERALL...LMAOOOOOOOOOOO



LOOOL

LOOOOOOOL.DONT TRY THIS OH








blog visitor papped this Louis Vuitton.hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahaha
please explain how you managed to snap without being caught....

if you agree,say ''ohon-ohon''....looooool

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WHAT A SUPER HERO.CATCH HI FIVE BRODA JAMIL.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK SAY SHE FORGET?
HAHAHHAA.....



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SURE HOPE YOU GOT
THIS JOKE




LOL


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
HAHHAHAHAHA WHAT A NAME FOR A SALON.

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LOL


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.TAKE 3 CUBES PLEASE

MAMIE IS SO POPULAR NOW SHE MADE IT TO WAEC SYLLABUS.HHEHHEHEHEHEHHEH
HEHHEHEHE

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LOOOOL

PLEASE THIS AT HOME.LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

WOOOOOW

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DONT MIND THEM KERMIT.YOUR MEMES
ARE EVERYWHERE BUT I KNOW ITS NOT YOU.


HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA FOOD DON NEARLY FINISH 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIMME TWO LAPS OF
BARBING CUBE

HUH?LOL


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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LOOOOOL.WONDERFUL...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS LEAVE MAMIE OOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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Sunday Morning Flavour

A love letter frm a mechanic to a pepper seller:-

"Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter. Becos everyday I saw u opposite with my workshop.U saw me and I also saw u everyday. But I hav wash u 4 a severally time now. The way ur
behaviour is, nor good for me. I want to take u as a good garl friend. Because ur beautyfool garl in
Dis our town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.

Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to talk to u but u don't half tym.
Dat is y I shouldn't came and talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter, just
phone me and gave me d reply or d answer! I am doned. Good byeeeeee.

Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer. DEDE.



THE GIRL'S REPLY:

Dear DEDE's,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw me but I
shy and I look down.The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I kannot left my peppe becus this is where I shop. I want to phone u but you have to resharge me. Ur leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I will mit u for backayard.

FROM ur hart, Onyii.


LMAO

64 comments:

  1. That 1st picture is P.Obahiagbon inspired. Most pictures aren't loading in my fone

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    1. ROTFL
      Davido has finished our xes consultant today sha. Honey K I gat your back, inugo....kikikiki

      As for that dumb nurse that slipped off someone's testicles, no comment at all, blame the doctor.

      Davido is cyber bullying Mamie o, but that's none of my business.

      God bless all contributors immensely.
      ...still laffin

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    2. BLOG ANALYSER: very funny!

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    3. Lol @ the instagram picture. I've seen that baby's face in another meme before.

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    4. @ Don Davido, who is this Mr K or Honey K on this Blog who is hot,blessed n frosh n knows about women n how to make them cum nd in real life doesn't have a relationship ? fear God o

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    5. Really funny. The doctor's note is so true. My 7 yr son for many years have been asking every Dr that attends to him why they write rubbish on his book.

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    6. Masturbation question. .. epic

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    7. Lol dem don open chapter reach Kehinde Ake!

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  2. Hahahahahahahaha
    Don davido you are a crazy guy i swear down..lol
    My time wasnt wested.

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  3. Ofe akwu is banga soup? Ofe means soup. Akwu is palm fruit.

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  4. best sunday laugh ever liveth!! Ndewo stellastica!!! Don davido u self never talk wetin m-amie do you...

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  5. That 'how do I look' actually looks like one lady called Seun. Lol

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  6. Hahahahahahahaahahahaah....
    Hahahaahahaahahahaahaha...
    Hahahaahahahahahahahahah....
    Hahahahaahahahahaahahaha...
    Stellastica,Ofe akwu is a local delicacy use in eating white rice...that's what am even cooking with goat meat and dry fish...its my favourite stew...I don't joke with it....
    DD,leave lady M alone hmmmmm....my hand no dey ohh...you no say I rove you...make she no go kill you for me...LMAO....
    That doctors handwritting is so true...Dr Okechukwu,kedu ka unu si ede nya bu edemede??...

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    1. Same here, Sunday special delicacy.
      I'm so going to miss Ofe Akwu when I leave Awka finally.

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    2. I just googled d recipe for this dish o. I'll cook it within the week

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    3. Oh yeah!
      Dats d spirit. I hope you enjoy it.

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  7. Hahahahaha that must be Kehinde, we love him scarra.
    Don Davido leave Mamie alone oh, lol
    Have a blessed Sunday guys

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  8. Hahahahahahahahaha ... so so funny ... Service was awesome!

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  9. Which onyii? Our onyi Asa? Lol
    Don David, I pirry 4 u when Mamie will get
    u. Lol

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  10. My time was north wested.... epic laffs especially d 'this could b u but u choose to go to ur cousin'.. lol. Funny pieces

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  11. Don davido didn't tab Mamie this time around,jolly jolly magazine did.

    *shuga has spoken*

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  12. Evn in my bad mood i stl managed a laugh..soo hilarious,thnks 4 putin a smile on my face @antistella.God i stl believe u will ansa my prayer,evn wen my frends have gvn up.i wont gv up cos i knw †Ñ’ξ God i serve neither sleeps nor slumber..pls lord cm to my aid.its u alone dat can bring me out of dis difficulty.i reject this souble stepdown in my academic life.Blog visitors pls i need ur prayers.

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  13. Funny,funny,very very funny,thanks for "north westing" my time

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  14. Hahahahahahahahahahaha OMG!!! Anuty stella just made my day with this LAUGHS...LMFAO

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  15. Lmao!.. Dis don davido hs gone cray aswear!

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  16. Hahahaha! Lady 'M' haff suffered! Choi.. Don D Liff ha alone mbok!

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  17. Hahahaha! Lady 'M' haff suffered! Choi.. Don D Liff ha alone mbok!

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  18. I managed a laugh evn in my very difficult situation.thnks @antistella,my Lord i put all my trust in u,pls cm α̲̅Å‹Ï‘ dry my tears by answerin my prayer..i reject this double stepdown in my academic life.i knw the God i serve neither sleeps nor slumber..evn if †Ñ’ξ senate has takin there dicision,i stl blv in u lord dat u will gv me this great testimony i hv dreamt of 4 the past 2yrs..evn if my frends hv gvn up cos the think nothin can be done about this problem,i knw my God will do it 4 me.#divine mercy Jesus i trust in u.all i can say is thnk u lor 4 i knw my testimony is at hand,α̲̅Å‹Ï‘ i will broadcast it here 4 ppl of God to join me in thanking u.

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    1. Whatever it is that is worrying or making you sad+lament i don't want to know, but i want to assure you today that there is only one man who sees everything from above and is able and willing to put an end to your predicaments no matter what it is. Yes! He is the God of impossibility made possible.
      The God of zero hour"..
      He will surprise you just as he surprised Paul when his ranting became much in the book of 2cor12vs9
      He will never abandon you(Dec31vs8)
      Always believe and stand firm like our brother Job in Job19vs25 and proclaim to the problem your redeemer liveth forever
      I now implore upon the greatest intercessor of "Our Lady Mother of Perpetual Help" to use her virginal mantle to liberate you, wipe away your fears, tears, shame and make you smile while you testify just as she did in the book of John2vs10

      *There is a lifting up for you my dearest
      Just continue to PUSH.....Pray Until Something Happens
      It is never over until is over#CyberHugs


      #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
      *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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  19. This don davido memes are gettn old...find anoda target..mamie has suffered enuf.. true wat kermit (don davido) said abt kehinde ake...many guys like dat r all talk no action.lol. nice laffs stella.. u did north west my time

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      #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
      *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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  20. Ada loves mamie6 July 2014 at 13:17

    Jolly jolly magazine please leave my Mamie alone oo.so you decided to start off from where don davido stopped.please stay off Mamie,l love that babe scarra.I don warn you oh!!!

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  21. D gucci slippers and Louis Vuitton logo is indeed a classic...China people abeg na choi....d spectacle and testicle quite epic...great laffssss...

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  22. miss bootilicious6 July 2014 at 13:51

    Lmaoooooo all were funny especially that of clawing don davidos eyes..JJ magazine una no go kill somborri

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  23. @ Don Davido, now my eyes r on u 24/7.

    Funny dude be creating memes n taking jabs at M'Amie. U r very creative.

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  24. I laughed and people was staring at me like something is wrong.
    Stella I sent you mail earlier today. Its my birthday to day. I hail all SDkers I still remai anonymous biko.
    I hail the
    The queen and the Boss of SDK linda
    BLOGLORD
    Whirlwind
    Pinky berry
    Sis eko
    Kahinde Ake
    Queen AMY
    Ezenwanyi
    Patt Ogar
    SDK bouncer
    WIDE EYED
    Genny Babe
    Queen bee
    Dr. Ikechukwu
    Mama bee
    Orela dimples
    Don Davido
    Cee Cee
    And other SDKers I can't mention.
    #irep6thJuly

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    1. HBD Anon, v a blast! But pls ur grammar needs help ASAP.


      Elsie

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    2. Happy birthday darling.
      Happy birthday blog brethren
      Love what you do, and do what you love...
      LLnP
      A Bigger and larger you i pray!
      Cheers

      #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
      *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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  25. Lmao,DD versus M-amie*rings bell,ding! Ding!! Ding!!! EVE E UME

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  26. Conchest made me wet myself!

    Next time I'm at work and I'm asked a question I don't know the answer to I shall do the interpretive dance...still rotfl.

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  27. Kikikiki...see Mamie's finger nails.Don Davido Leave Mamie Alone o cos one day one day...hmmmm....LMAO

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  28. Lmao, yesterday, and today's own are the funniest. Love you stells. A wonderful Sunday to everyone.

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    1. Pls come bak n interpret wat u wrote.


      Elsie

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  30. Laughed out so loud that hubby had to run to the room to find out if I was alright,Lol.You did north west my time @ all. Always looking forward to Saturday and Sunday laughs............. Happy sunday SDKers.

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  31. Hehehe, thus Don Davido ehn, ,,,you are so creative. Keep it up tho *wink*

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  32. Yes o, instagram can't filter acid LMAO. Hoes being teammates really cracked me up too. Some of these guys screaming "HOES" were born by 2nd and 3rd wives but that's none of my business.

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  33. Funny jokes. Tiwa pix is wen u r caught in d act n ur. Lyk "I didn't do anything o". Nice collections.

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  34. Lovely laughz sister mi,d froggiez dat jus fnishd shinning d popular hoez congo and thereafter seeing d hiv advert got me ROTFL...hahahahah....BTW,wre is lepa shandy the BITCH general????......

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  35. Lovely laughz sister mi,d froggiez dat jus fnishd shinning d popular hoez congo and thereafter seeing d hiv advert got me ROTFL...hahahahah....BTW,wre is lepa shandy the BITCH general????......

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  36. I especially love doz love letta exchange from doz lovebirds. Very grand

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  37. Darling anony, HBD dearie,may God bless u, protect you, provide for you and most importantly fulfil your heart desires, amen.
    Please wetin you cook? I feel like eating jollof rice and will wash it down with a bottle of coke.

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  38. Hahahaha...
    Mamie don quiet ontop Don Davido mata

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  39. Kai Stella! I think this lot have been some of the most entertaining jokes for some time.

    The funniest for me was the egg that got swallowed up by someone's Vj! WTH!? LOL!!!


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  40. Ha ha,u Were not d first person dat brought tablet to meeting, ha ha

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