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Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Scary Or Funny?...Blog Visitor Ran For Dear Life..LOL



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''Stella,You can imagine my shock when i saw this while travelling a traffic light road along  Iresa apa ,Ogbomoso, oyo state   .
 I broke out in sweat in the air conditioned car and ran for my dear life before realizing they actually wanted to write BUMP? illiteracy is a disease oh''

*LMAO.....I have been getting this for the laugh section but been deleting because i didnt understand or see why it is funny,now i do.

 Please anyone who runs into this signboard again should uproot it and throw it into the bushes!
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67 comments:

  1. Alloy Chikezie8 July 2014 at 14:02

    Lol... Both scary and funny


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    1. Sweetest Pussy8 July 2014 at 14:47

      Alloy my love don't be scared! My Pussy is here to protect you. How come you are always d first to comment? Are u jobless my love? Pls get a job my love

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    2. Omosimua Sarah8 July 2014 at 16:18

      Funny
      I for fly ooo
      Life is too sweet to die now

      Www.omosarah.com

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    3. Stella Asemota8 July 2014 at 16:36

      Wetin remain?

      Signed Shekau.

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    4. Alloy Chikezie8 July 2014 at 18:28

      @Sweetest pussy Being jobless isn't a crime or sin, so don't make a big deal out of it


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    5. NUVI HONEY8 July 2014 at 19:38

      Hahahaha, Funny you, nor be small "signed by shekau" but who made that Silly mistake and since when did they start putting notice for bump?

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    6. Jennifer Anyiam8 July 2014 at 20:48

      Na wa lol

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    7. King Stella8 July 2014 at 21:06

      Sweetest pussy is a fool

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    8. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 22:40

      King Stella is a bigger fool

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  2. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank8 July 2014 at 14:05

    Hahahahaha d fear of Boko is d beginning of wisdom.

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    1. Frying-Pan8 July 2014 at 14:36

      Walahi...I can imagine seeing that on the road, the way i wud make a perfect turn ehn...oh good Jesus - it wud def. look like a scene outta Fast&Furious. I don't think it's illiteracy, it's intentional.

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    2. Ada Mazi8 July 2014 at 15:20

      I dey tell u!

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    3. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 18:20

      If it be Linda eze wey make dat sign post o, cos na dis kind gbagaun she dey sabi drop for sdk

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  3. SDK FIRST SON8 July 2014 at 14:06

    Lwkmd.... You have said it all Aunty Stella, illiteracy Na a big disease... Lol

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  4. orela8 July 2014 at 14:11

    Hmmmmmm...though funny.....but it says alot

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  5. DAVID8 July 2014 at 14:11

    Hahahahahaah

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  6. Unknown8 July 2014 at 14:12

    Lmao!

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  7. Pink shell8 July 2014 at 14:14

    Buhahaha!
    Awon ara ibadan,
    Ara oko gba ni wan.
    Hehehe na yooba pronunciation.
    If dis post enters NL #Hehehe (I no I wld laff till my hrt is content)

    If I see dat sign, I wld jejely mk a u-turn.

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    1. AOL8 July 2014 at 15:50

      Who asked u? Attention seeker!!! U ve started again with ur lousy comment. Block head!!!

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    2. Pink shell8 July 2014 at 17:09

      AOL- dat deprived child, a pure non-entity wu doesn't show face unless she sees pink shell.
      U know u love me #Hehehe!
      But I wish I gave a fuck.

      Hehehe!
      Okija wife, na now I no wia ur razz com frm.
      Ara ibadan na dem full lagos as touts.
      U ddnt fall far frm d tree at all.

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  8. BLOGLORD (MVBM)8 July 2014 at 14:15

    hahhaahahhahaaaa..
    poster I don't even blame you.
    who wouldn't panic?

    I can imagine the tension.

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  9. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)8 July 2014 at 14:16

    Chai!! English na bastard oooo..if I see this kind of signpost and am in a public trans;na soo I go leave money for conductor waka with speed dey run home ooo..bekee wu agbara!! Who life no dey sweet??

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  10. MOI8 July 2014 at 14:17

    With the SHIT BH is doing in Nigeria now it is NOT FUNNY!

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  11. Lara peperenpe8 July 2014 at 14:17

    Hahahahaha, Tuesday laffs ooo, lmao!
    Poster just made my day, been gloomy all dis while...

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  12. WIDE EYED!8 July 2014 at 14:20

    Eyaa. 'Bump' ahead if you please! The poor sign writer must be from sambisa!

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  13. Aeegurl...8 July 2014 at 14:20

    Lol. Who won't run. Life first o. BTW, pepper welcome back.!! You were missed.!

    Aeegurl...

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  14. SDK babe8 July 2014 at 14:20

    Hahahahahaha. Eya sori poster lol

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  15. CharisMAtic DIVA8 July 2014 at 14:21

    Bruhahahahahah !
    W T F H LOl!

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  16. Nwa ndu loves IreneB8 July 2014 at 14:24

    Lmao!!

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  17. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 14:29

    ANGELRAYS SAYS
    Omo see gobe, blog visitor so u dey fear to die but u wan go heaven, dooooorrrr for u. hehehehehehe

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  18. Unknown8 July 2014 at 14:30

    Hahahahahhahahah not funny @ all wat kinda joke is dat. These pple should not use illetracy to kill som1 wit hypertension o shuu.

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  19. Unknown8 July 2014 at 14:33

    I woulda been scared like shii....funny tho!

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  20. Unknown8 July 2014 at 14:37

    LMAO, bomb kwa? Haba, this is an expensive joke oh!!! illiteracy is really a disease.

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  21. Beauty8 July 2014 at 14:49

    Naija we too much,when it comes to english.u go fear spellings and pronunciations

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  22. Beauty8 July 2014 at 14:49

    Naija we too much,when it comes to english.u go fear spellings and pronunciations

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  23. Lollybee8 July 2014 at 14:50

    #Namaste#
    How I wish it was d president's convoy or one of the governors convoy dat came across dis---------------den I shld be in a corner to see wat happens.Walahi;u go fear running.

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  24. Unknown8 July 2014 at 15:08

    Lmao! Very funny, but then again, they need to remove that sign board.

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  25. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)8 July 2014 at 15:10

    Lol

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  26. Unknown8 July 2014 at 15:17

    ROTFL!!! Fear catch me too while reading it hehehehe he

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  27. jbaby8 July 2014 at 15:19

    =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚°Âº‎​=)). Sorry couldn't help it, though its not funny cause I can imagine how scared the person must ve bin. See wat our dear country has turned into, a silly mistake causing serious fright. =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚°Âº‎​=))

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  28. Remyne058 July 2014 at 15:23

    Lol

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  29. Ezenwanyi 8 July 2014 at 15:26

    Bwahahahaha. .......

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  30. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 15:28

    REVERSE!!!!

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  31. ChyAdaJesus8 July 2014 at 15:46

    Haha Hahahahah

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  32. oma(licha)8 July 2014 at 15:48

    Lol. I can imagine the poster's tension.

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    1. Anonymous9 July 2014 at 03:57

      Bia y Licha in bracket? No be Omalicha u won write? U re nt better dan d sign post writer. Bhahahaha

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  33. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 15:54

    Shut up @pink shell!!! Nor state go skul reach ibadan ppl 4 yoruba land!!!!...................OKIJA WIFE

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  34. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 16:00

    Can't stop laughing.

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  35. C.I.A Babe8 July 2014 at 16:08

    Lol,
    This is scary funny o.

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  36. Unknown8 July 2014 at 16:14

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaooooo.... Oboy, i just cant imagine the fear people will be in seeing this sign board i swear..... So fucking funny no doubt....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  37. Ammie8 July 2014 at 16:15

    Both scary and funny
    Hahahahaha
    If na me,I go js turn back
    Nkwucha aburo ujo

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  38. siv8 July 2014 at 16:21

    @ bloglord u r always commenting r u dat jobless

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    1. Anonymous9 July 2014 at 07:13

      Not only that. Na she dry pass. Always forming funny.

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  39. Amysweet8 July 2014 at 16:25

    Hahahahahaha.. chaii

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  40. Tambolo Agbisi8 July 2014 at 16:33

    Very funny #giggling

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  41. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 16:40

    hmm, i would have reversed at top speed back to where i came from. Bomb ke.

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  42. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 16:53

    Hahaha....too funny!

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  43. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 17:02

    KcSteve...
    Maybe d sign writer has been affected by a bomb lols...
    Now the people in charge has to correct that asap, that's so very scary!

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  44. Nkem8 July 2014 at 17:08

    Wetin Oyibo dey cause.. chai!

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  45. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)8 July 2014 at 17:20

    Buhhhahahaha

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  46. Unknown8 July 2014 at 20:31

    Lol, and the writer of dis, might even be d 1st to mock Mrs Goodluck.

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  47. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 20:37

    I would not just run, I would fly even though I don't have wings. This is really scary. Rose

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  48. Radiantdrop8 July 2014 at 21:12

    Glad i cold make u all laugh,though i didn't find it funny at all that day. NAIJA!

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2014 at 22:18

      So that's how u launched ur name on this blog o... Issoke

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  49. Mack Beauty and Fashion8 July 2014 at 21:50

    hahahahaha my belle o, but it is really scary o.
    >>>
    Click my name for hot new styles and fashion.

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  50. Anonymous9 July 2014 at 02:53

    Abeg how person take dey put dir name 4 comment here...like opening an acct..

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