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Saturday, July 12, 2014

Saturday Laughs






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MAKE UNA JOIN ME OH,EARLY MO-MO EBA IS EPIC.




Hello ya'all
Have a great Saturday today and stay safe.


A TRIAL WILL CONFUSE YOU....LMAOOOOOOOO


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HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA ONLY A HAIR MAKER CAN ANSWER
THIS OH.
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KERMIT YOU ARE IN TROUBLE IF BRAZIL DOESNT SECURE 3RD PLACE TODAY.



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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DIDNT WORK

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE THIS IS FOR YOU TEE.
AMEN!
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I AM SORRY BASKETMOUTH BUT I HAD TO POST THIS
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HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH GUYS YOU AGREE?


LMAOOOOOOOOOOO WAHALA WA!



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HAHHAHAHAHAHA THIS MUST HAVE BEEN THE 5TH GOAL
7TH GOAL...HEHEHEHEHE


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NA THEM COMPLAIN PASS OJARE..HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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SDK BOUNCER IF YOU EVER ADD DORO TO MY NAME
AGAIN NA WAHALA OH
OH SO TRUE....HEHEHHEE
NO PUT THE KEROSENE.HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*FAINTS* *FAINTS**FAINTS*

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CAUCANCIAN?WHAT BREED IS THAT OH.....CROSS WITH IMPORTED MALE?
HALFCANT CAUCANCIAN .HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA SOME NA FART DEY SCATTER OH...SOME BE LIKE ''OMG I CANT STAND HIS FART''
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HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE I SAW ONE MAN WHO HAD A BIG LETTER ''D'' ON HIS ARM AND IT WAS WARM SO HE HAD A SINGLET ON,HE SAW ME LOOKING AT HIS TATTOO AND HE SAID ''BIG MISTAKE''
I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID'' I FELL IN LOVE 30 YRS AGO AND WE BROKE UP,TATS STILL THERE,DORIS IS GONE AND I A STILL LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND WHOSE NAME
STARTS WITH LETTER''D''...LMAO!!!

LWTMB  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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IF THIS IS ASS-MA,THEN I HAVE ASS-MASSES.HAHAHAHHAHA

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LOL.NO BE ME TALK AM OH.

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LOL THIS IS SOOOOOO NOT FUNNY.HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE ABEG E NO FUNNY
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THE SECONDARY ONE NKO?
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG
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KERMIT YOU WAN DIE ABI YO WANT MAKE POLICE ARREST YOU?


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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHO ARE THE GIRLS DATING?KERMIT OOOOOOO

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA IS THAT THE CAR HE WANTS TO GIVE OUT?
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After returning from Brazil World Cup, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized. Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when an old lady walked up to him and said 'Mikel how far?' . 

 Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise.....Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman again, he bumped into the same old woman and she said 'Mikel how far nah, see as you just run the other day'. Confused and frustrated, Mikel asked 'but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises?' The old woman replied, hahahaha, Mikel, na wah for you oh, look me well nah, it's me Yobo'.'
*hope i did north west ya time at all....i almost wested mine.hehehehehehehehehe.
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63 comments:

  1. Frau Juliet12 July 2014 at 11:10

    LMAO! They are all hilarious. This is my best saturday laugh.

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    1. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 14:06

      1999: Brazil 4-0 Germany
      2002: Brazil 2-0 Germany
      2004 Brazil 1-1 Germany

      Total: Brazil 7-1 Germany

      But In 2014

      Brazil 1-7 Germany

      This Year, Whatever You Have Lost In The
      Past Shall Be Paid back To You In A Single Day like Dis in Jesus name. AMEN... Happy weekend 2 u!

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    2. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank12 July 2014 at 14:40

      A bigggg Amen anony. Germany here I come.

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    3. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.12 July 2014 at 15:46

      Hehe Anon 2:06pm. Is this Oluchi I.A?

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    4. Unknown12 July 2014 at 20:52

      @don davido,you have a new babe on this blog and its me! Lol.

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  2. C.I.A Babe12 July 2014 at 11:26

    Hahahahha,

    The woman that pasted condom on the fridge for her son has already burst it with pin na.

    SDK, nice collection today

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  3. orela12 July 2014 at 11:32

    I really loved all these jokes.
    .
    .naaaaa you didn't waste my time..

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  4. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 11:35

    Lol the sipping Moët and Chandon killed it moydot ur motor fine ooo.lol

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  5. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.12 July 2014 at 11:36

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha....
    Hahahahahaahahahahahaah....
    Hahahahahahahahahaahahah....
    That my armpit sha...ewwww...abeg who go buy me shaving stick make I shave am small....
    No Stellastica,you did not west my time at all....
    Pastor Tony,that joke is for you...LMAO...

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  6. Unknown12 July 2014 at 11:48

    SDK.....A blog like no other.
    ....A blog like a house.
    .......A blog like a home.
    .........A blog like a family.
    ...........Where Intelligent people meet.
    ...............Where Smart people Comment.
    Lord Bless this Blog,the founder and the blog visitors!

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  7. Sweet Mother12 July 2014 at 11:50

    I've been holding back from laughing seriously. I don't even know which to pick as the funniest. Linda Eze Don enter one chance for this blog. I can even relate to some. Like the pose in public toilets.

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  8. Glam 24712 July 2014 at 11:54

    Lol,Stella will not kee me ooooo.Really had a good laugh. Linda Eze vs Jolly jolly magazine#butdatsnoneofmybusiness#

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  9. Patt Eyaba12 July 2014 at 11:56

    Best laugh ever

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  10. M-amie Hazard innit? 12 July 2014 at 11:56

    They all are funny in a dry way.
    Get over Germany already cos my football god is getting set to whoop their ass thoroughly on Sunday .
    No Yoruba jokes today?
    Not even ekiti rice?
    Allah na geji miki...

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    1. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 17:14

      @m-amie. Fuck you and your family in Patt Ogar's voice. Stupid bitch! May the devil baptize you and your children.
      You better apologize for making that dumb comments. And you call yourself a Christian! Go suck Tony and Peppers' dick. You this Big dummy!

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  11. SHUGA12 July 2014 at 11:59

    Hahahaha!!!!! JollyJolly Magazine una no go kill somebody oooo!!!!OMG I am actually rolling on the floor laughing

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  12. Bubble gum12 July 2014 at 12:02

    The last joke had me in stitches...lol

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  13. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 12:04

    Loool, nice one. Have a great weekend y'all

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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  14. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 12:10

    Nope! Time north wested...hehe. Church flyer pose so funny, yet so trueeee.

    Nosey

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  15. BLOGLORD (MVBM)12 July 2014 at 12:10

    buahahahahhahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha.

    Linda Eze's cracked me up big time.

    hahahhahahahhaaaha...
    OMG!

    that's my best joke

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  16. Ammie12 July 2014 at 12:11

    Lmaooo
    Linda who did this to u?
    Funny jokes
    That tiwa's pic don suffer...Doro is a cheerful giver!!

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  17. Unknown12 July 2014 at 12:11

    LMBO! Mikel and yobo's own had me in stitches.

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  18. The General's Wife12 July 2014 at 12:15

    Hahahahaha! Epic! Go Sterra!Happy weekend Blog Fan n may GoD Bless us all!

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  19. SDK BounceR 12 July 2014 at 12:21

    Omg..... <=D н̍̊̍̊α̇̇̇α̍̍̊..н̍̊̍̊α̇̇̇α̍̍̊..н̍̊̍̊α̇̇̇α̍̍̊
    > нααα..​нα
    ^ ^ ‎ н̲̣̣̣α̣̣̣̣α̣̣̣.. ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D =)) =)) =)) Ochiº°˚ ˚°º≈atoº°˚ ˚°º≈gbueº°˚ ˚°º≈laº°˚ ˚°º≈muoº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)) ... This is epic...... Moy dot's own made me laugh so hard like never before..choi! Sdkers fear God oooo..ℓ☺ℓ..
    The one of exam when ur mates are plotting graph is hilarious too...mine is when am still on the third page in an exam hall and already someone/people is/are asking for extra sheet..Mtcheew! I vexed one day, and asked for extra sheet along and after the exam, i left it there and walked away... Wetin self? intimidating me under exam tension.. And not like after the extra sheet, they score higher than those who didn't make use of extra sheet...ℓ☺ℓ..
    Lwkmd@doro the cheerful giver...Aunty stel biko am doro sorry oooooo for ever "doroing" your name"..lol

    *Saturday of a thousand laugh* Yipee!!!

    #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
    *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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  20. -A(aka GossipGirl)12 July 2014 at 12:30

    Buhahahhahahah
    Blog Visitor Tony Ihekire
    Drops Suicide Note On
    Facebook
    ''I hv given up on life.
    In my next world, if there is any, I
    pray not to fall in luv, bcus it kills.
    The more I try to forget and hang
    on, the more I realise I can't live
    without her.
    I wish evrybody will understand and
    forgive me for doing this. She
    didn't cause it, I caused it. I don't
    wish anybody to go this way.
    Sweetheart I want to let u knw
    that I didnt survive it. To evrybody
    I say GOODBYE FOREVER''.
    And now a pastor.God is great!!!

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  21. -A(aka GossipGirl)12 July 2014 at 12:31

    Buhahahhahahah
    Blog Visitor Tony Ihekire
    Drops Suicide Note On
    Facebook
    ''I hv given up on life.
    In my next world, if there is any, I
    pray not to fall in luv, bcus it kills.
    The more I try to forget and hang
    on, the more I realise I can't live
    without her.
    I wish evrybody will understand and
    forgive me for doing this. She
    didn't cause it, I caused it. I don't
    wish anybody to go this way.
    Sweetheart I want to let u knw
    that I didnt survive it. To evrybody
    I say GOODBYE FOREVER''.
    And he's now a pastor.God is great!!!

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    1. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 14:35

      Lover boy!!!Dis dude really loved Phrinkles

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    2. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 14:43

      Dry! And your point is?

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    3. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 17:33

      Fuck that lying ass nigger! Hehehehehe, lmasao! The only way out of all these pretending shits, will be for him to apologize to Phrinkies.
      Omooo! He don chop her pussy finish, dump her, and he's now a pastor.
      I don't like him, because he's not a Liberal!! He hates gays and lesbians and dogs too. Fuck him.

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  22. SDK FIRST SON12 July 2014 at 12:51

    Not at all, you did NORTH WEST my time.... Linda Eze ooooo, come take shaving stick or Veet ooooo... Lmao....

    Tiwa's pix don suffer indeed, Doro is a cheerful giver.... Lmao

    eMptyN(MTN) lwkmd, they go sue una oooooo

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  23. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 12:59

    Linda eze and moydots own had me in stiches..lmaooooo *epic*

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  24. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 13:04

    the struggle to watch telemundo looooooool....I love this blog

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  25. Ezenwanyi 12 July 2014 at 13:06

    I was here.........

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  26. miss cutie pie12 July 2014 at 13:06

    maybe that's the car moydot wants to give out oooo..chai Jolly Jolly magazine una dey crayyyyy lol

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  27. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 13:21

    jeez this Jolly Jolly magazine una dey craze ooo,lwkmd,you people finished linda eze. my time was not wested stells

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  28. Unknown12 July 2014 at 13:29

    Lmao @jolly jolly's jokes

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  29. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 13:31

    Lmao @In trust we God??!!! Oturugbeke. Hahahahahaha Linda Eze u dn suffer oooo, choiii, Diaris Godooooo. That Davido's mouth joke is epic, I love it. Choiii, Suarez, u won't come outta ds, hahahahaha. Oh I just can't stop laffing, d jokes are damn hilarious.

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  30. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 13:44

    Wow!My best laughs ever,for now. You did north west my time o.
    *tasha__barbie*

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  31. Thecs12 July 2014 at 13:48

    lmao..Thanks SDK for making me laugh today..

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  32. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 13:52

    Abeg Oº°˚°º ..don't turn the food in my belly upside down.

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  33. willie is working12 July 2014 at 14:04

    The telemundo joke is really me. I always terrorise my husband for subscription money. God help me.

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  34. Brown Sucre12 July 2014 at 14:19

    The one of obama really got me laughing.
    *and u did north west my time*

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  35. MOI12 July 2014 at 14:20

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……………….

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  36. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 14:45

    Linda Eze oo, *rotfl*


    Mrs J

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  37. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 14:46

    LMAO!!!!!!!

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  38. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 14:54

    I seriously enjoyd d comments on dat Tony's post.....Pinkshell ws so mean dat day!no pity @ all

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  39. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 15:18

    Stelly,
    What have I done again?

    Tee

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  40. Manna Bee12 July 2014 at 15:46

    Clap! Clap!! Clap!!!

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  41. Amicable 12 July 2014 at 16:46

    Rip cracking

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  42. francesca12 July 2014 at 17:43

    Best compilations so far...laughed so hard till the end...thanks SDK for making my day

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  43. AnnieBoo12 July 2014 at 17:53

    I always look forward to this! Thank u Stella for making my day!
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  44. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 19:53

    Really cracked me up. Stella u too much
    #rootzy#

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  45. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 20:24

    Lmao Epic! EVE E ÙME

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  46. bisi12 July 2014 at 20:35

    na ebola you dey take play

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  47. Adaorah12 July 2014 at 21:12

    @ baby oku no be only " rip cracking" na " tear cracking". Just figured out the aboki joke and almost wet myself laughing. He's gathering all his meals awaiting evening to break his fast. Chai, Sterra, diaris God ohhhh!

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  48. nash12 July 2014 at 21:48

    Veri fur ni

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  49. Jenny Cherish12 July 2014 at 21:50

    I enjoyed all,laughed to d last joke @Mikel and Yobo lo

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  50. Stella Asemota12 July 2014 at 22:27

    Hahahahahaha
    Choi
    Na wa oh!
    Moy dot we are still waiting for your car oooooooooh!

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  51. Anonymous12 July 2014 at 23:18

    Lol...EEE!!!

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