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Saturday, July 05, 2014

Saturday Laughs


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA OYA EXPLANATION YOURSELF

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHO STRUCKED IT?I AM SO HAPPINESS

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
THIS IS ME AND SOMEONE,OMG



I have tears in my eyes from laughing over todays compilation.if you dont find it funny,you must have malaria.I  recommend todays laughs for my die hard haters...LMAO!

Have a great Sunday.....OOPS Sorry i mean Saturday and dont let worries or sadness envelope your day....

One love!



HUH?WHATS CHILE ISE?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA MY BELLE OOOO
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
#EPIC

DONT MIND THEM,NA LAGOS THEM GET POWER.NO BE SO
THEM TRANSFER POLICE FROM EAST GO NORTH E FAINT?LMAO

HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG,I JUST SPILLED COFFEE.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*CONGRAT*

HEHEH...WHOS LADY M?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WHICH BLOG VISITOR IS GUILTY OF THIS OOO!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A TRENCH COAT IN THIS
COLOUR OOOH.HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA,HAHHAHAHAH
HHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE
OHAHAHAHAHHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...WOW!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

CHOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....OMG..LOL


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WOW

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR ALL THE MONITORING SPIRITS ON MY
BBM.YOU KNOW YOURSELVES OH....*TONGUE OUT*


LOL


LMAO,IF YOU ASK THAT YOU ARE TERMED MATERIALISTIC.....FOODISTIC MEN..LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WETIN BE THIS?



LMAOOOOOOOO,I REFUSE TO LAUGH,I REFUSE TO LAUGH,I REFUSE
TO.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


LOL



WHERE HE WAN NACK BEFORE?PUBLIC?LOOOOL



SOME OF THEM DROP BEFORE LAST BUSS STOP OH...LMAO



HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OMG!

LMAOOOOOO MIKEL DON SUFFER





TILL DAWN?PLEASE WHO ATTENDED?ABI UNA STILL DEY SLEEP?WHY SHOULD ANYONE PRAY THIS
KINDA PRAYER BECOS OF HUSBAND OOOH..NA WAH






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
THEY BE LIKE ''YOU ARE STELLA INNIT''?

''LET THE WEAK SAYS I AM STRONG''.....AND THEN RUN!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

I WILL TAKE SOLFT DLINK,ADIROM HUNGER.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL


WE WILL OPEN TOMORROW BECOS WE WANT TO OPEN


HOLY GHOST FIRE!....WETIN BE THIS?THIS BLOKOS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ACTIVE
SERVICE BY THE CONFAB!..LOL

LOL

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
#EPIC. MIKE YOU DEY CRASE OH

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...NO IF I WAIT,I AM A WAITEE.LOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO TRUE KERMIT,THEM FULL HERE BUT GUESS WHAT?ITS NO LONGER A SECRET.
LOOOL


ERRRRM ...................ITS NONE OF MY BUSINESS THOUGH


PRAISE DA LORD AT ALL TIMES.LOL



HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

WOW WHAT A CHICK!....LMAO



LOOOOOOOOOOL



OMG!!!!!! TEE AND HIS TWO WIVES..LOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOL

HOPE YOU COULD READ IT?IF SO DOXOLOGY.HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL...GBEGE!




LOOOOOOOL EKU WALMART O

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAPPENS TO MOST PEOPLE.


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OMO ASEWO.

LOL

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CORRECT PSYCHING






1. When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish you later." 



 2.Someone walks up to you eating Ice-Cream and tells you to help him with bus-fare cos he's Stranded.. LMAO 


 3. That awkward moment when you type"Trophyless" on Google and the result shows"Arsenal"..that was b4 last season sha. 



 4.Just put currency sign to be your profile picture and gidi girls would add you asap 


 5. If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible and anointing oil or Quran as birthday gift, free her, she is a WITCH" 



 6.They say love is more important than money? Please try paying a conductor with a hug and kiss and tell me what you get. 


 7. Women are like police, they might have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession. 




 8. People That Smoke Weed Before Going To Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?" 



 9. At home your parents will call you from your room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them. 



 10. If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even use of IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!" 



 11. If 80k Brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk good sense into your life" 


 12. Ushers!.. They won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. "Thought the house of God is also my father's house?" 


 13. WHITE KID BE LIKE: "Shut Up Dad"!!;* Dad shuts up* DAD REPLY'S-*Shut up too* Yoruba KID SAYS: "daddy, Shut up " *wakes up*....where am i? DOCTOR: .. At intensive care unit, LUTH ". 


 14. Some people with name fad, how can you be naming identical twins"Praise and Worship"?" 

 


*wested ya time?kisses to you,especially YOU!...lol





100 comments:

  1. Some people with name fad, how can you be naming identical twins"Praise and Worship"?" Lmao

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    1. Copy and Paste.
      IkpuRed says So.

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    2. Lmao @ calling God's name during sex... If u didn't write/receive a letter wiith 'if so,doxology' den we r not from d same generation...hehhehehe. Let me drop my golden pen in d ocean of love.When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish you later."

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    3. Awwwww my cutie pie,Patt,has attempted a full sentence,complete with punctuations! Never stop believing! BTW,Stella,na your comments on each poster dey make me laugh o. Great job! I love the way blog visitors are "yabbed". Sips moet indeed!

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    4. Lol. Stella u r ryt. They were very funny.
      Ahan don't u know lady M is mamie? Heheh d bank slip pay me all my funny was crazy funny. Hahaha
      D telemundo own na bianca and bruno dey inside hehehe
      Nice collection of laffs

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  2. I AM LIBER,SDKER,AND AMDER.5 July 2014 at 12:16

    Wedding Bells,Wedding bells,Angel Maryjane David Is Engaged,Read It Here,She Wrote:
    I AM Engaged!
    Yep! He proposed to me last night in a very romantic way on his kneels,And I said Yes!

    Wanna see pics? Wait for the deal day,Coming soon! (Exclusively For You).

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    1. On his "knees" enough of these adverts madam! Create content and folks will visit your blog biko.

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    2. Stupid bitch disappear from this blog already.... U are so dann irritating

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    1. Hahaha. So dis could be us is out and kermit d frog is in?
      Itsoryt

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  4. D Bestest Saturday Laugh! I Am Having A Great Time....Yah,Its MA BIRTHDAY!

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha....
      Bwahahahahahahahahahahahha...
      Stella,Chili ise is Waka or Shege or Banza....
      LMAO @ Lady M...
      Mamie and Patt don suffer for una hand....
      Btw,Happy birthday the Generals wife...Llnp

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    2. Happy Birthday boo

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    3. Hbd iyawo general..... God bless ur new age

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    4. Happy Birthday dearie. Do have a fun-filled day n weekend. #hugz

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    5. Happy birthday General's wife. LLNP

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    6. Hbd Nne......
      @number 2, I was once walking towards the pedestrian bridge at Anthony busstop when a man who looked honest and we'll dressed walked up to me and pleaded for transport fare. I had to give him 500 cz I only had 1000 on me that day. Fast forward 2 weeks later, same spot, the same man comes back to ask for transport fare and I said, I believed you two weeks ago and split my last cash, yet here you are again. The man just ran across the road....

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    7. Thanks Stella, I love them all. Happy birthday Generals wife. Many Happy Returns! How is our big boy doing

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    8. Happy birthday general's wife, more successful years! Enjoy ur day.

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    9. ThAnks everyone.may GoD bless u.@Kenny,he is good,thanks dear.

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  5. Funny lot! But Stella, are you sure what u have in ur cup is coffee and not vodka? How come u're already wishing us happy Sunday? Lol!

    Chilli ise literally means carry 5 i.e. 'WAKA'!! Lol!

    That b4 and after photo of the make-over though. I don't believe it's the same girl.

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    1. That's d power of makeup... I can assure u its d same girl

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  6. the expressn on d face of d girl,wit d wen u cook jollof rice, is Epic.
    Na small tins u fit use catch naija gals.

    BTW DD u are a medmen(mad man in sokenfun-salu's voiz)

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    1. Lol@iyawo wa,gals can like does kind psyching,until the same friends deliver his wedding card to her alongside a million kpele dear'!lol

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    1. Looooooooool!!!!! Stella should have shared this laffs for Saturday and Sunday! This is too much for one day LMAO

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    2. I totally agree with you oooo....i laughed myself to tears.

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  8. ************standing ovation***********
    Lovely compilation, I think we need monday laughs, so dat some of us can ignore our boss annoying attitude, so we don't kill them. Something to calm us down during peak hour at work

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  9. Lady "M" is m-amie while "cheap vodka &beer" is moydot.. hahaha! Dis sat's laff is epic mehn!

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  10. Our father,look at in heaven,adaobi thy name, lwkmd. #one love#

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  11. Stellas reply too sef! Stella gt bad mouth sha! But that's none of my buisness

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  12. Ur best collection of laughs so far Stella. Thanks for making me laugh so hard. Eku weekend!

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  13. I thought kermit don die! Bert dts not my buisness

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  14. Kikikiki@ ama sit here and wait for Naija players...Stella this is the best saturday laffs ever!!!I was jamming up Destiny's child "Nasty girl",laughing my ass off in traffic....life is beauriful....kikikiki

    @Gen's wife...hbd dear...God's favour and grace.#e-hugs
    @the post for graduates...I wish some of you presented your challenges better...I read where some wrote that they are "broke".Seriously a lot of people reading through that post will definitely ring you up or send a mail to help...and trust me "broke" means a lot of things...your outta cash for the moment,you have a huge savings that you can't get hold of right at the moment etc. Take a cue from the lady that specifically wrote that she's about to go to camp without camp materials...see,that caught my eye,Know how to sell ya market ooh,as people from diaspora wan giveaway,no dullin..God bless you all!
    And thank you Stella my love

    Is a long epistle??thats none of your bizkit!!!
    Am in a wild mooooooddd!!!!
    Where's Abigail krayon??

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    1. ThAnks love...have fun...Something tells me u r having a swell day...remain happy dear.

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  15. Stella ooooooooooooo.!!! GBAMEST!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. Mana change ur pic. Those nails look tacky. Tnx in advance!

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  16. Kikiki this kermit name sounds west west to me but that's non of my business

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  17. lolzz todays own got to me ooooo
    click my name for Aso Ebi and Ankara styles

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  18. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. I love DD mehn.. Pink shell, I'm permitted to love him rai? Loool
    Yarr!! First time commenting. #wiggling

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    1. Hehehe!
      Diaris love in sharing #Winks

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    2. Hehehe!
      Diaris love in sharing #Winks

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  19. Stella of life, you've outdone your self as always. Very funny!!

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  20. Hahahahehehehihihihohohohuhuhu

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  21. Stellastica o! Lol at nigerian girls having all the evidence but still wants a confession! U neva hear say a jealous woman is more intelligent than the FBI? Lol!

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  22. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaoooo....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  23. Hahahahaha Yoruba movies and their translations na die. Keep up the good job Stella. Me love you long time. Happy birthday General's wife, a bigger and better you you IJN (amen)

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  24. Don Davido be looking for trouble up and down o,
    I don't like kermit with the Yoruba Outfit #bringbackmykermit
    I loved all of them.

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  25. ...I love SDK! ...dat Intensive care unit joke just sealed it all..can't stop laughing

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  26. Hilarious biko..Getting better by the day

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  27. Lols,funny.u guys shuld leave Moydot biko,he s a kool dude n prsn. EVE E UME

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  28. Lmaooooo @sips #Moetandchandon hahahah @moydot we're u at?
    Saturday laffs epic!

    *Sweetness*

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  29. Hahahahahahaha,this is really rib cracking.

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  30. So funny,moydot and mamie,don davido warn urself oo

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  31. So funny,can't stop laughing, m-amie and moydot don suffer for dondavido hand choi

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  32. Hahahaha! Epic mehn! Rotflmao! Chili ise *waka*

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  33. wooooooowww!!!

    been laffing like am crazy, so so funny.

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  34. Lol. Great job there.. I had a good laugh. Aunty Stella, pls can you find out how Pepper is doing? Its been a while. I hope she's fine?
    Have a merry weekend good people!

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  35. Heehehehehehehehheh good laugh

    Happy birthday General's wife,, May God continue to enlighten your threshold,

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  36. Hahahahahahahahahahaha..

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  37. hhahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa....

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  38. I laughed so hard that I almost woke my kids lol.

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  39. thanks for giving me a reason to laugh today. God bless you SDK

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  40. I really enjoyed myself ooooo.... Lwkmd..... Mamie and Patt. O. (congrat) don suffer for una hands.

    Aunty Stella for life, you did NORTH WEST my time.

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  41. @stella.if u know me in person then u wuld be happy am one of ur blog visitor..I'm planning to visit Germany for my next vacation,I'll try to see u.. Till then take Kia #sipsMoetnChandon#

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    1. Look at dis dirty ibadan guy.who dash u visa 2 go germany?everyone is claimin posh on dis blog *yinmu

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  42. wow, stella, this is full package, one of the best, eveyone of them got me laughing out loud. Bon weekend

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  43. Stella I'm so happy. Half of a yellow has finally been approved by NFVCB. Can't wait to watch it.

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  44. Moy dot has killed me with laugh with his reply, dude shake it off, its just a joke.

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  45. Stella dey craze!

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  46. Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    God Bless today....
    I need pain relief asap
    Epic to the Brim
    This is xoxooxoxoxooxoox good
    Best in recent time..
    God Bless you aunty oooooooo
    Perfect combo!
    How can you waste my time?*mbanu
    Each time i want to say one is more hilarious, i see another one more funny.omg!
    Am still loling as i type...Rolwkmd!!!
    My belle ooooooo
    My head ooooooo
    I don't want again biko...#running#

    #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
    *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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    1. Dis beggi beggi fake girl has come again wit her fake comment.sdk bouncer u suck

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    2. Dis beggi beggi fake girl has come again wit her fake comment.sdk bouncer u suck

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    3. Linda eze leave this girl alone.

      You linda eze.

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  47. Hahahhahahhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuayyayayayayayayapapapapppapapapappapakakakakakakakafafafafafafafafafalalalalalalalalalalabababababababbamamamammmanananananan. Durh not funny

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  48. Terinnerin is back as tessy kess. Sdk bv who missed me? I knw say na yab go end am

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  49. Hahahhahahhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuayyayayayayayayapapapapppapapapappapakakakakakakakafafafafafafafafafalalalalalalalalalalabababababababbamamamammmanananananan. Durh not funny

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  50. i haff laughed so hard it has strucked my tummy.hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  51. telemundo really cracked me up

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  52. @zika.....#smiles#.... Nwa Ikuku adighi ama na oya(ope my spelling is right oo.lol)daalu nwanne mmadu
    @kess... Hian! Thk u.ℓ☺ℓ

    #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
    *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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  53. Yimu!
    Patt only copied stella lol


    Funny as hell

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  54. LOL @ smoking weed and competing with the most high

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  55. SDK! CHILI ISE is TAKE FIVE as in WAKA!! lol

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  56. Gurl shout OMG,sex getting hotter,

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  57. A family named their twins - David and Goliath, the two were always fighting.

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