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                                                           WHERE IS ADOKIYE?

Claim to fame - Music and a loud social network handle.

Adokiye Khiran seems to be missing!

I cant find her on her social network handle .
After conducting over 30 international interviews following her virginity offer to
the god forsaken,cursed BH, Adokiye has vanished into thin air...just like that!.
This message is not for haters,if you respond hatefully,i wish you number 9!
click here to see number 9.....#okbye!
where is Adokiye?


       

               HERE'S WHY JENNIFER ALAGWU MBGN 2014 CONTESTANT 
                              WAS ALLEGEDLY DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST

Claim to fame- fallen contestant MBGN 2014

Olofofos whisper that beautiful Jennifer was dropped from the contest unceremoniously because a tattoo was spotted on her body...true?
Here's for those of you who have turned your bodies into a work of art all in the name of tattoo,
it may just disqualify you when you least expect it.
I wonder what kind of tattoo it is and where it is located..ordinarily tats are lovely!.
Heres wishing you all the best Jennifer...next time hide your tat or go get it taken off!
I hear another contestant dropped out because of the stress?who knows who that is?
What stress?I thought the process leading to crowing the queen is a lifetime experience for
the girls?...Hmmmm okay oh.
Our forefathers says ''every tongue wey sabi count the teeth inside the mouth e dey no dey
sweat inside sun''





                        TOKE MAKINWA'S 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY ALERT

claim to fame - Vlog series,party/event goer.

Toke Makinwa has given an alert that her 30th birthday party will have the stakes raised...
better than the one she attended last week!.
I didnt know that Toke was not yet 30,....WOW
Toke has done well for herself and i applaud her hustle.
If anybody comes here to comment that she is lying about her age..
Remember what your hateful comments on the www did to her last time?
It made her a bigger person,propelled her to the front seat of success...
If ya'all continue hating,you just might propel her to a presidential
portfolio.hahahahahahha
Our forefathers say that ''Yam soft for eyes but teeth no fit peel am......''

                                   JULY 17TH:IFEOMA AND JUDE OKOYE'S BIG DAY

Peter's claim to fame - Psquare brother and Manager.
Ifeoma's claim to fame - MBGN Tourism 2012

Jude Okoye will be fulfilling the traditional Marriage rites of his pregnant girlfriend Ifeoma

Umeokeke today in Nnewi,Anambra state.

Here's wishing them both a happy married life...I hope their love stands like an iroko

tree...Get ready for celebs on twitter and instagram  spreading the pics and be nice enough to

inbox me any you run into...dont forget the snipper email is Stelakuko@hotmail.com

Love is a beautiful thing and the only reason people hate is because they havent tasted it.

Show some love later on when you see their pics inugo?Moving on.

                                            HOOKAH! HOOKAH!! HOOKAH!!!

Hookah health warning: Researchers predict 'lethal epidemic' as pipes more dangerous than smoking 40 cigarettes ......Some naive Nigerians like to copy, copy and follow, follow every latest fad "endorsed" by "cool people" and "celebrities" ... copy copy and follow follow kills. Hookah kills. Throw away your hookah pipes. Stay away from hookah bars. Good health and longevity are far more important than momentary pleasure.
This message is for those Nigerian celebs posing with smoking hookah on instagram and making it look harmless like its better than the ciggy.
Memo to those who jump on the bandwagon...Now you know?thank me now!




                 CHIEF ZEBRUDAYA ''ARE YOU ARE'' SWEET 16!

Claim to fame-Played Chief Zebrudaya in famous TV soap.known for sentence
''are you are''

This pic was snapped yesterday in Lagos on the island and shocked Olofofos could not believe that Chief Zebrudaya Okorogiwe alias 4:30 looks so young.
Well why not?Those who do not live in major cities have less stress to
contend with...I wonder what Chief Zebrudaya wanted in the telecommunications office he
was spotted in...hmmmm
And somebody pray tell why he arrived venue with Alex O,the famous handsome looking
hubby of Nollywood actress Oby Edozien.........*waiting*

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER SELLING SELFIES OF TOHTOH FOR N1.6 Million

42-year-old Megumi Igarashi has been arrested by the police after she took a photo of her private area and made it available for 3D printing.The suspect, whose nickname Rokude Nashiko means 'good for nothing girl' or ‘bastard kid’, sent the photos to the “customers” who offered to pay.

The money was supposed to be spent towards the creation of a vagina-shaped kayak which she named the "pussy boat"

Igarashi was said to have made almost £6,000 (1,668,252) from the sale of the photos and she was arrested on charges of obscenity.....*This is amazing that anyone paid this much fortohtoh pictures..doesnt google have such for free anymore? LOL@the men who paid.

                                  TALK IS CHEAP?...AIDS IS REAL!

If your sex life is active and you are a serial lover.......YOU DEY CRASE!

I cannot ask you why your pants are on fire but i can beg and advise you to

protect yourself and others before you nack!
Aids no dey show for face and there are lots of
HIV/AIDS positive people patrolling and waitting to spread
it on.....oh yes,they are angry and do not want to go down alone..

dont get caught in their madness.choose wisely

or die miserably!have a great day.(with condom o)

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