Gists CAFE - Tuesday

 
DESMOND ELLIOTT EXPLAIN WHY HE IS ROMANCING POLITICS

claim to fame - Nollywood movies

Some entertainers are beginning to do the moonwalk into politics and Desmond is one of them....Out of all the reasons for wanting to join politics,Desmond's sounds good to the ears.

Asked his reasons for wanting to join the race,the handsome actor says

“The current situation is very pathetic. I feel God has helped me thus far and I want to give back through politics that will be favourable to the youths. The worst part of our national life is that the level of corruption has not allowed youths to understand what it means to live a meaningful life . Just because of lack of knowledge of what to do, we are being sidetracked. There are no jobs, and issues like these lead to frustration.A whole lot needs to be done on agriculture, every state in Nigeria needs to see how it can contribute to nation building. There’s a lot that needs to be done.”

.....I hope he remembers the words of this interview when he gets in.

Good luck Dee.

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               AREGBESOLA'S BAGS OF IRESI FOR VOTERS DON LAND

Ta lo fe je iresi?...lol

This is what is currently being distributed by the governor's camp in these hungry times ahead of Osun elections.....oh i forgot to add that the current governor Aregbesola wants to remain.

Some people last saw boiled rice during christmas of 2013,so you can imagine being asked just to vote and get this mini bag..lol

Who knows what Omisore is giving out?

What is even INEC policies concerning enticing voters with gifts?I am sorry to meander into political gist but this is so wrong.

Please vote for the candidate who will change your lives permanently and not one day with uncooked ofada rice without the sauce.

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                                         MIKEL OBI ENDORSES GENEVIEVE NNAJI

Claims to fame - Genevieve interprets different movie roles and Mikel plays 

football.

Mikel and Genevieve look good together right?....Well,sorry they are not dating but Mikel only has nice things to say about the pretty actress.

Asked about his relationship with her,Mikel laughed and said

'' We work together, it’s a working relationship, we endorse Amstel Malta together. We work together, She’s a very nice person. I mean, I’ve spoken to her a few times and she’s a very lovely person''........

They really look good together,lol

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                         LESBIANISM IS NOW VIRAL - READ THIS

''Hello Stella, 

 I love your blog, Emphasis on "love" lol.

I just want to use this medium to express my heart to my fellow Nigerians and humans at large.To tell you what is going on in our society on Lesbianism and Gay act. - I am an Abuja girl and i want you to know that more than 70% of girls in Abuja this days are either Lesbians or Bisexual. its so common and normal that out of 5girls sitting together one must be into girls. Research has also proven that in a family of more than 3 children or Upto 3children One must have same sex tendencies. 

 Well i am Bisexual myself and trust me stella i have tried everything to get out of this life, i mean everything but still i just find myself attracted to girls and falling madly in love with them. I know must people will curse n say all sorts, but what can we do?? 

I just want to plead with Nigerians that we too are humans and have feelings, we did not choose these path and should not be treated any different. Trust me every body has a Gay or Lesbian person in their lives, your just not aware yet . 

Well,my problem now is my parents are pressuring me to get married, i dont even know what to do cause am in a beautiful relationship with a girl i love so dearly. HELP PLEASE!''

WOW WOW WOW you need deliverance GBAM GBAM GBAM!

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     CUSTOMER LEAVES HIS WAITER A $1,000 TIP ON A $114 CHECK

A New York waiter had an unexpected bonus on Wednesday night when a diner left him a $1,000 tip on a $114 check. 

Michael Shafts never suspected that the couple celebrating a birthday at The Ginger Man in Albany were planning a surprise.

As they were preparing to leave, the wife said quietly to Shafts: 'My husband has done something special for you.'

 the couple had been celebrating the husband's 47th birthday, and had brought a bottle of 47-year-old wine with them to enjoy with their meal. 

The man had written on the receipt, 'My birthday present to me. Pay it forward!'

 Despite his unexpected windfall, Shafts finished his shift at the restaurant. He also shared more than half the tip with the other servers and kitchen staff. 

The customers, who have not been identified, have visited the restaurant before but are not regulars at The Ginger Man. 

*If its more than five euros tip oh forgerrit please...lol

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    KCEE WEARING A SUIT *OR WAIT* A SUIT WEARING KCEE

Claim to fame - singing duo KCPRESH.Solo artist Kcee/Controversy.

God has blessed Kingsley Okonkwo and kept him..I am sure if you forward 

this link to him,you will give him another reason to thank God today.

It doesnt matter that a suit wears you during your struggles through the

threshold,when God blesses you,you will wear the suit!.

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                                             THIS AND THAT

1. The Department of State Security(DSS) on Monday denied the arrest of a former Minister of Education, Oby Ezekwesili at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja. Denying the report, the Director of Depsrtment of States Security, Ita Ekpeyong, wondered why Ezekwesili who is currently in the Uk could claim being arrested by the DSS...

2. A civil society organisation, International Society for Civil Liberties and the Rule of Law, has in a petitioned to Pope Francis drawn his attention to the killing of Christians and burning of churches in northern Nigeria by Boko Haram and Fulani Jihadists. Chairman of the organisation, Mr. Emeka Umeagbalasi who signed the petition called for a solution to the problem.

3. Defence Headquarters. Has confirmed through its spokesperson, Major General Chris Olukolade that two persons, a co-pilot and a technician lost their lives in the Airforce chopper that crashed in. Bama yesterday. It was further confirmed that the Pilot was found alive.

4. Over 60 people from Gaidamgari village, in Bama Local Government Area of Borno State were weekend killed in a fresh attack by the Boko Haram insurgents. Report says several others sustained gunshot wounds. it was further reported that many houses, shops and vehicles were also set ablaze just as most of the villagers have flee to Bama town.

5. The Nigerian Army, Lagos state has said it has devised a new counter terrorism approach known as “Manoeuverist’ approach to warfare.”
Commander, Corps of Engineers, Major-General Funsho Owonibi, who spoke at the opening ceremony of the ‘Operations Planning Cadre’, organised by the 81 Division, at 65 Battalion, Victoria Island disclosed the new strategy.

6. For shutting down many markets and hotels in Abuja, the Nigerian Army has said that the affected markets and hotels failed to put in place necessary and recommended security gadgets to avert possible attack by insurgents. Director of Army Public Relations, Brigadier-General Olajide Laleye, disclosed on behalf of the Army.

7. WHY DO YOU LIKE GOSSIP?LMAO!

8. Former Head of State and Chieftain of the All Progressives Congress, General Mohammadu Buhari has said that the ongoing impeachment of APC Governor, clearly showed that Jonathan has declared war against Nigerians. He said this in a statement he personally signed, and entitled, “Pull back Nigeria from the brink”.

9. Governor Tanko Al-makura of Nassarawa state weekend met with President Goodluck Jonathan to discuss the ongoing impeachment saga that beclouds his government, says report. Report says the meeting took place in the Presidential Villa, Abuja and the President told Al-makura that he was not part of the move.

10. President Goodluck Jonathan will today meet with the parents of the kidnapped Chibok girls at the Presidential Villa Abuja. Also expected at the Villa are some of the girls who escaped from the hands of their abductors.

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                      YOU NEED A CONDOM BEFORE SEX...AIDS IS REAL

Oh please stop the excuses....every blokos fits perfectly into a condom..

just like this banana.

please protect yourself/insist on your lover protecting themself.

Na you sabi.

E no dey show for face.