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Monday, July 21, 2014

Gists CAFE - Monday

KENNY SAINT BROWN FINDS NEW LOVE

claim to fame - successful gospel artiste

She will always have her first love close to her heart but for now

KSB is in love with politics and shifting base.
The kennis music diva and sister to Kenny Ogungbe wants to run
 For Lagos State House of Reps.I like this new smell of coffee!...women interested in Nigerian Politics is a great idea.Please vote for KSB when the time comes if you think she will make a difference.Yes I am pro women in politics...enough of all the old recylced d**cks!





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                       CIGARETTE COMPANY TOLD TO PAY WIFE OF CANCER VICTIM $23.6bn


A US court has ordered the country's second largest cigarette company to pay $23.6 billion (£13.8bn) to the wife of a smoker who died of lung cancer.
RJ Reynolds Tobacco Company was hit with the punitive fine in addition to $16.8m (£9.8m) in compensatory damages.
Cynthia Robinson took action against the firm in 2008, seeking compensation for her husband's death in 1996.An official at the company said the court's verdict was "far beyond the realm of reasonableness and fairness".
During the four-week trial, lawyers for Ms Robinson argued that RJ Reynolds was negligent in informing consumers of the dangers of consuming tobacco.
This negligence, the lawyers said, led to her husband Michael Johnson Sr contracting lung cancer from smoking after becoming "addicted" and failing multiple attempts to quit.
Those Naija people smoking back to back,better keep the address of your cigarette
company..might come in handy......



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                             OH THAT SEX TAPE...OH THAT ACTRESS...OH OH OH



There is a particular actress with a sex tape which might go Kim Kardiashan if care is not applied.The sex tape was recorded with her lover with whom she was almost engaged to but oh oh they broke up and............... (your guess is as good as mine)
I pray heaven intervenes on her behalf and the tape gets lost.
BTW i have one word of advice for her........''stop telling people there is an alleged sex tape of you,na you dey use your mouth spread the gist,zip it up,you know yourself''
Sorry blog visitors, no names on this one bceause i might just drop a clue inside the picture in your living room..lol *wink*







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                                                   THROW BACK GIST

''Dear Stella
I remember a few months ago you wrote about a governor who supposedly impregnated a married Zim babe. Well, it seems the babe was advanced a good payment for as soon as your article appeared the babe and the hubby quickly relocated to Zimbabwe where they are now settled. Mind you word is that the hubby knew what was happening more so that the babe would disappear for days to meet the governor where she would bring a fat purse. The babe is indeed heavily pregnant and it could be the governor's baby and the hubby has confided in friends about the babe's closeness to a lot of 'rich' older men. It is surely beggars belief that the babe and hubby where really struggling months before meeting the governor but suddenly they started 'rolling' soon after meeting him. The babe was seen again with the governor soon after your article at which she soon jetted to her home country. Sources say that this past weekend she opened up an upmarket restaurant in her home country where she invited all the who's and who's (mostly rich men) for the opening. those who know the babe say she will do anything for money and that she has been a sidepiece to some ministers in her home country. Seems she played her cards right with our governor by getting pregnant and she has landed herself a gold mine. After six years with the pimp hubby she only gets pregnant now? ........you dey ask me?anyways thanks for the update and let us

know when the baby arrives
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                                          Kefee TO GET POST HUMOUS AWARD  
                                       The Director General of the Nigeria Tourism Development Corporation (NTDC), Sally Mbanefo, will soon declare open, the 2014 edition of Crystal Awards, which holds at the Muson Centre, Lagos.
According to Pastor Timi Adegoke, the arrow head of the awards, the event will include a post humus recognition for late gospel singer, Kefee.
He says that ‘’ Kefee had a unique voice and she distinguished herself among her peers. She credibly used her voice to praise God all through her short life before she bade the world farewell in June’’.....Thank you to the organisers. RIP Kefee.                   

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Former Minister Of Petroleum, Rilwanu Lukman Dies In Austria
Former Minister of Petroleum, Rilwanu Lukman died this morning 
July 21,2014 in Austria. He was 75.   Lukman was a renowned engineer who held several ministerial positions in Nigeria before becoming Secretary General of OPEC from 1995 to 2000.He was appointed Minister of Petroleum Resources by late President Yar’Adua in December 2008 and held the position until March 2010.RIP to him.
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NOLLYWOOD ACTOR JNR POPE ODOWODO IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE
...LADIES TAKE NOTE
Awwww,die beiden sind sehr schone suzammen!
Pas auf leute!..Nollywood shauspieler Jnr Pope hat n schone frau
Jennifer Awele geheiratet am Samstag den 19 July 2014.
Die zweite hochzeit findet am Samstag nachste woche 
in ein ort im Asaba statt.hehehhehe
What did i just say?try google,it gossips in all Languages!
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OBY EZEKWESILI TWEETS HER PASSPORT WAS SIEZED
The way she just jumped on this bandwagon she is so suspicious....
Looks like her fight with the federal government is more than we are seeing..
there is more to this than her #bringbackourgrls campaign.
Good to know they released her to take the flight.
I have one question to ask though...how come nobody ever lets us know how bad the
government is until they are done with their political appontment and
not given another post?
This is the trend in Nigeria and its pathertic...
Her voltrons and internet trolls can attack under the comment section...as usual
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HIV/AIDS IS REAL.
How far?weekend was okay?you had sex?
you remembered my advice to use protection?
A- I DIDNT HAVE SEX
B- I USED PROTECTION
C- COME ON STELLA I AM MARRIED
D- OOOPS I FORGET.
Whats your answer?
Wanna phone a friend?

85 comments:

  1. I wish Kefee was alive...@Jnr Pope congrats...BTW,wearing Sun Shades @ all Occasion,is dat the En-thingy?Soon Brides will start wearing sunglasses too.

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    1. Abeg translator help us out,Aunty stella dat writing strong 4 eyes oooOh

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    2. To ur question,my answer is A...didn't have sex. Madam dey raise red flag

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    3. My dear Goddy the thing tire me sef. RIP Keefe

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    4. A) I didn't have sex! Yipee... Am happy av being able to control myself from sex for a long time. Any guy who wants to dig it, shuld put a ring on it... Thank God

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    5. Dis gists cafe make sense die

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    6. So someone finally told KSB that music is not her calling? Wonder what she was thinking.

      Please why the former minister of petroleum, Rilwanu,come gather teeth like this? Ehh

      Oby? No comment.

      Sex tape? Mona? Did somebody say? Addonbilivit.

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  2. Why ever did M-lisChin do a sex tape? Shoulda been smarter than that. Shoulda known Ogbeni Lanzeri is a sneaky guy.
    RIP Kefee.
    KSB, God bless your hustle ooo.
    RIP Rilwan Lukman.
    WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!
    ETISALAT
    2241
    4436
    055
    3582
    GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!

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    1. *Singing Mode*
      Oya everybody join Jagbagantis, solve Mathematics; wey dey dabaru awa continent oh oh oh; Oyinbo sey na BODMAS we go use take solve Mathematics... GOD bless you mehn!

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    2. Hi JAGBAJAN..pls look my way soonest biko

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  3. Continue to rest in peace Kefee. Y jnr Pope dey show us wrist watch? RIP Rilwanu, aids is real

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  4. Congrats to pope and his beautiful wife.waiting for comments to roll in.

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  5. Dat former Minister of petroleum's picture is so funny and scary

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  6. Oby is one strong headed rigid woman who acts like she doesn't fear for her life or dat of her family's.
    Does she have anyone she respects at all?
    Why can't they caution her to stop playing this dirty game.
    Oby is so bitchy.....
    She needs help!

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    1. Mamie your stupid greedy mother is the bitchy one.....Mannerless idiot

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    2. Mammie u talk wit ur ass hole. I swear.

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  7. Congrats to Pope Jr. And the wife. I wish dem a very happy marriage. Kefee wish u were alive to receive this award urself.

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  8. Kenny Saint Brown is SUPER-superficial, I hope she is not trying to copy Kate Henshaw, very un-original babe, even in her terrible music!

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  9. when is my stretch break?
    *looks at wrist watch*
    am just gonna sip a big mug of tea and read comments on today's gist café.

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  10. Madam Obi and her badly composed English.

    That Cigarette company must have engaged kobo kobo lawyers.Stupidity is when you take excess of cigarette and alcohol and think these Companies care about your health when all they care about is turnover. Whatever happened to moderation!

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  11. Stella you spoke my mind on Oby.. I and many others are watching.

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  12. Kenny is not a good singer, she just dey use grah-grah dey sing.

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    1. But she better pass ur mama.

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  13. Abeg SDK @Jnr Pope just became more marketable.... If he has enough money to marry wife, then he has enough for babes......

    Oya runs babes - over to you.

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  14. Wow!!...Yummy as usual...
    Continue to rest in peace Kefee...
    Once again,Congra to Jnr Pope...
    No strength to type biko..

    Aids is real but raw kpanshing is the koko...

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    1. Gbam.
      Raw with doggy
      Ayayayayayayaaaa!!!!

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  15. Way to go Kenny saint brown..wish u all de best.
    23.6b? Wow dats really huge.
    Hmmm odiegwu oo. Naija Kim K coming soon. Abeg decoders spill her name biko. De gist go sweet.
    I wish de babe a safe delivery. I hope she and her hubby get what dey ar looking for.
    RIP to my dear Kefee and Mr Lukman.
    HML Pope
    Oby don't worry. It is well.

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  16. SDK, my answer is (A) and I'm so horny right now.

    Leave Oby Ezekwesili alone.
    She's fighting for what she believes in.

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  17. Stella, a beg na raw I do am o. No be say I forget though. A don de do am with my bf e don tey. If I catch anything from him, a no mind. I love him that much

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    1. Poolee hope say the guy get plenty money ooooo; make una dey waka with lexus jeep and matching outfits to go collect your drugs.Be enjoying raw sex upon boyfriend mata don't leave dat headache for married women. ....you hear?

      The Lantern

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    2. Hmmm.u don't mind if you get any disease from him? Amazing. So sorry for u. Please request for a new brain as yours is beyond repair

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  18. Lol @ old recycled d**ks...

    Compensation for smoking the cigarettes he bought with his money? Was the wife MIA when he was doing d do?

    This Germany gossip doe *cough*

    Mummy Ezekwesili, we are watching you in 5D

    Aids is real and avoidable...

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  19. Hmm...didn't read Kefee's story, her pix gives me goose bumps...Rest on Kefee!
    KSB is a strong woman...wish her the very best!
    @madam oby, how does seizing and releasing your passport curb the unemployment rate in Nig?
    Rip Engr Lukman
    Stella I'll phone a friend and tell her you said Hi!

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  20. Stelladkoko kilo fa oshi? Do we look like pepper to you? Why do you want to kill me with that language? Pepper puta osiso bia kowaciate'a ife stella ne ku.

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  21. this weekend i did option B.

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  22. Haba I don't like this your ekwesili impute. Someone out there is fighting for our girls n u are smelling a fish? She is the only one left reminding the govt n other relevant parties that these girls are still missing n d fed govt is playing mum!
    True, they all seem to be extra active n suddenly antigovt after they leave but na at all at all b as d pass. Brother Abati was an antagonist to d govt when he was still into journalism, after he was sucked into the system his dance changed. It is easier seeing the deficiencies of d fed govt outside the system than within.
    And as for ksb, I sure hope she has something substantial to offer. People like jabanjantis, leema...sjould consider politics. Change starts with effecting positivity within ur closest domain n they have done just that. It's people we need like in the govt.

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    1. Obi's team opened the government yansh on the missing girls. The presidency is embarrassed already. If we cant all speak up, let us support those who are speaking and standing up for what is right.

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  23. A- I didn't have sex!! LoooooooL. Wait oh! So husband go sitdown the watch another man shine him wife "congo"..... I can't deal abeg

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  24. My weekend was ok,i had sex but i used a condom.My guy rides like a horse oh jezzzzz d guy is killing

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  25. Why wont dey delve into politics? wen u hear d kain money this pple are sharing, u no get choice ooo, mysister.....

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  26. Na now dem wan recognize kefee as a gud singer?.....Afta, she don off! Naija I hail o!

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  27. Pls how can you know if someone Oslo recording you while having sex secretly. Also how can you prevent this?

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  28. Continue to RIP Kefee. I'm waiting for decodes on the other gists. Stella my pick is (C).

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  29. Stella I didn't forget. I am just plain stupid n foolish. Lord deliver me.

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    1. Eyaa d Lord is your strength. Keep trying

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  30. Monalisa don enter gobe...hahaha. @sex tape
    Stella I think u r anti APC. I see how u totally can b biased when any1 goes against d ruling party most especially Jonathan.
    Anyways na u sabi I still love you

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  31. habba Stellastica
    Kedu nke bu ide ihe na asusu germany?,
    na only you waka go, we dey naiaja dey wait when you go waka come !....lol
    Abeg tapia asusu a, before google go burst.........lol

    I sidon for that kind of your seat dey wait for the translation...asap

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  32. juizilicious juzzy21 July 2014 at 14:11

    according to sterra, she sed[Pas on people! . Nollywood shauspieler Jnr Pope has n beautiful woman
    Jennifer Awele married on Saturday, 19 July 2014.
    The second wedding will take place on Saturday next week
    in a place in Asaba. hehehhehe.] madam sterra even google struggled to translate your German grammer.

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  33. stella, i concur with that ezekwesili post review, after she don chop money finish she now wont allow someone hear word again..govt this and that!!
    @jnr pope, congrats. perhaps now you can stop wearing your trousers on your knees with your boots slung over your neck. in btwn, your wife is pretty...all the best.
    ...and my answer is A

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    1. If ur English doesn't sound good to u den know its not correct. Wat is in between looking for there. Btw also means by the Way. Omo

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  34. Loadz of gists! Mmmm ok. Actress with sex-tape. Bubome stella nack us tori na?

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  35. Kudos to@KSB,eyaaaa to the actress with sex tape,Rip to rilwan,congrts to Pope,wonderful award to Kefee,may her soul rest in peace. EVE E UME

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  36. Rilwan dies in Austria
    Diezani buys multimillion dollar mansion in Vienna,Austria
    Anyone connecting any dots yet?

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  37. Stells, this ya gist café dey sweet wella, too much for me to comment on.
    Going to the living room to stare at my Da Vinci painting, lol. wonder y people make sex tapes, forgetting things might not be so rosy later on. Anyway, not my business * in kermit's voice

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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  38. Stella am still loving your blog. You be real gist mama no. 1.

    The Lantern

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  39. Congrats jnr pope....decoders make una come decode this sex tape story o as well as the zim lady nd her pimp hubby story......what kind of man would know his wife is having extra marital affairs and won't care cuz she's bringing home lots of cash? Kai! Poverty na BASTARD!!!!

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  40. ksb n politics?dey dny rhyme..congratz to pope jnr,rip to d dead.....sex tape oya sekem......oby kip fighting if u av no oda bias...@ d anon dat bashed stella,u nid to learn d arts of respct n decorum.......God bless nigeria.....jenny

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  41. Stella, I don't think what you wrote about Oby Ezekwesili is fair. We all complain about how bad the country is but nobody is ready to do anything about it. Now that someone is, you think she's doing it in return for something. Oby was not a part of Jonathan's govt. If not for her, am sure d missing girls would have been forgotten. Pls enough about your opinion on BBOG.

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  42. See gist!
    $16.8m compensation for wat? shuo,
    dem force her late hubby to smoke?

    pls who's d actress? decorder...

    rest on Kefee
    rip lukman
    Congrats jnr Pope, but Sdk dais ur
    German na die, Waaat! Buhahaha 4 ur head lol! Hehehe jst kiddn eh, u try, u try

    Ok, here 're some INFOS dat might be useful incase u wan write nxt time *wink*

    As a rule, simple past (praeteritum) should be applied If u wan write story book /an article eg:

    Nollywood Schau......heiratete am Samstag den...... (NOT geheiratet)

    Line 2:

    Die zweite........findet am......
    Asaba statt (d sentence should end wit STATT)
    *Stattfinden ist ein trennbares Verb
    chai e no easy to teach o, see as i don de sweat lol
    sterra thank mi oo i try

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  43. Uncle Jonathan, abeg wetin you and Oby dey drag? This is getting too much o.

    Aunty Oby, please what exactly is going on. Na only you waka come for the Chibok girls? Rose

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  44. A i didn't have sex

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  45. Congrats to Jnr Pope and Awele. I wish you all the best KSB, but I hope u're going into this venture with a heart for service.

    Whoever that actress is, serves u right! People be thinking it's a mark of sophistication to send nude pics up and down. KMT!

    RIP to Rilwan, and Kefee, rest on.

    For a man to be aware that his wife is having sex with another man for monetary gains, and keep quiet about it, he's simply a pimp!

    Oby Ezekwesili, keep strong!

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  46. Once,I went to have sex with a long time toaster n self confessed bad boy. He insisted we face one angle of the room as I was riding him. Even when he was doggying,he took me near that side of the room. He fucked as if we were in a porn movie. He'll ay,what's my name baby,I'll say Ken. Then he'll say,what's ya name baby. Immeadietly,inspiration came n I said Patt Ogar. I was hiding my face in case he had a camera installed.

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha.
      Patt Ogar don hear am for here. Pattosky,you don enter tape o.Btw ladies,if you know your ehem dey scratch you,get a place. Do NOT go to a casual lay's house if you are suspecting you'll be videoed. Pls. It's embarrasing n check out ppl telling ur PASTOR or colleagues you are an internet celeb. Banging Celeb. Be warned.


      I am RAinbow

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    2. That's just nasty. Hope you are single n d guy is your main dude.

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    3. Irene you love sex a lot. Hope you are not doing it outside.

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  47. @Ikpuredd u almost made me drop my bby.Take ya time...o.Lol.

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  48. So nobody picked up gbam gbam gbam cards? Okay ohh..@SHB

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