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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Crazy Blog Visitor Advice - Do You Agree?






This advice is just a suggestion from a crazy blog visitor...do you agree with what she says?


''My dear, I don tire. All this men wahala. I broke up with a boyfriend that's so dear to my heart and we always had amazing s**.  The town I live in in too small so in order not to mess myself up I bought a dildo.

I tried it for the first time last night and I went to heaven and back. Its unbelievable!!!! It will help me avoid men because let's face it. The kind horniness is for a while and wen u know u have a d*** at home u will kuku relax.

I personally don't feel its a sin so the reverend sisters in the house should park well. I won't shag all the men in town just cos I have an itch that needs to be scratched. And my dildo subtly settles all!! Infact, I doubt if a man can do what this thing just did to me this night.

Married women, if u feel neglected, please don't look outside!!! you will just mess yourself up in front of your kids! Its not expensive. With 15k will get a nice and handy one and there are some tricks too for optimal satisfaction #Winks.
 shops full everywhere. If its a sin to u ask for forgiveness and park well. cos fantasizing about that small boy outside is worse #rolls eyes

I also saw a something called "pocket p****" in the store o! Don't know how it works but it looks like the real thing. #Men thank me later.

I honestly would prefer my man to use the pocket kini than be with any other woman. its not cheating at all,Its called "Holding body" Coz nothing can replace a man/woman's touch.
Invest in a toy today!!!
Love my SDKers''


LMAO

206 comments:

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    1. Stella post my comment on hot ice nau. Kilode? Dearias God oh! Hian!!!

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    2. Well I would have preached it's a sin but since you've said we should park well *lipssealed*

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    3. If e no be Panadol, e no fit be like Panadol.

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    4. Interesting stuff. But me I just dey waka pass but make I ask. What about those who are runz babes and are used to getting cash after sex. Please how will this toy satisfy their pocket desires if there's no customer? Ok maybe some like sex naturally while others only enjoy sex when there's monetary reward. Abi? Ok bye bye o

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  2. U sound so happy. Am happy you are happy. Enjoy!

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    1. Azin this BV don kolo seriously....#LaffDonTearMyPantComot

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    2. As in ehn. She is really having fun.

      It has side effects oooo. Addiction!!! What if you get addicted to it too much?

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  3. My is all about money. Since my hubby gives me just 10pounds a week as pocket money with two kids. Please don't judge me, I need to survive pending the time I will go back to work.

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    1. @ anon 3:05 Awww £10 that's not nice...this life self when me I'm single, hardworking and looking for someone to spend money on rather than family and friends who always take me a fool...so sad !!!

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    2. £10 a week as pocket money ke with 2kids!!!
      Child benefit nko & child tax credit?
      Madam don't full yourself o

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    3. Thats too small naa.

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    4. Do u know if they av papers to qualify for so called child tax nd benefits? Then u said she's fooling hersef u also should reason bfore typing

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  4. LMAO. U try. Happy Dildo-ing, but pls don't get addicted oo. For me, I prefer d 'koko'. *wink*

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  5. It's alright.
    Whatever rocks your boat mehn.

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    1. Lol. I agree with her joor. Better to use a sex toy than be unfaithful.....
      Too Close For Comfort- click my name to read more and share your thoughts.

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    2. FYI, sex toys do not make a person faithful, your principles and mindset do. It may sound reasonable in theory but in practical, it's quite the opposite. Sex toys are meant to augment sexual pleasures and not to replace a sex organ. Most people with high libido use sex toys as extras but not to curb sexual desires. Faithfulness is determined by the sex organ in between your ears(brain/mind) and not the sex organ between your thighs.

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    3. Ronalda abeg can i lyk ur comment a million times? Its jst the plain truth.

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  6. Lmao @tht part tht says if it's a sin ask for forgiveness and park well lol

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    1. Loool I tell u.
      And the part she said "I personally don't feel its a sin so the reverend sisters in the house should park well."
      LMAO! Poster u funny die..
      Happy dildo-ing joor.

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    2. Loool I tell u.
      And the part she said "I personally don't feel its a sin so the reverend sisters in the house should park well."
      LMAO! Poster u funny die..
      Happy dildo-ing joor.

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    3. @princess charming aswear down!it cracked me up lol

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  7. Der is no blood running in those things,wat about those truthful lies wen ur having s***That is just masturbation

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  8. Lmao! Men shebi una don hear!
    Go for pocket pussy and stop locking your phones! If I hungry you for office, enter toilet and finish yourself there! Are in your car and you feel like chuking, park one side and do the thing! Are you going for business meeting in another town? Take it along with it and save your wife or girl friend the pain of infection and having side chick or runs girl.
    At poster, whatever rocks your boat! Remember to rock with caution. Gesagt!

    Pepper ose oku!

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    1. *if e dey hungry* *take it along with you*

      Pepper ose oku! The only one above mistake

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    2. Now that's funny! But you know that song tho 'ain't nothing good like the real thing baby....'

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    3. Don't I just love pepper??!!!! Combination of sweet nd bitter..

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  9. Mtcheeeeeew! Rubbish


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    1. Alloy nwoke ike! What is rubbish? Better go and buy that pocket one o! hmmmm! Gesagt!

      Pepper ose oku!

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    2. Alloy kilode? Chai!!! I feel you die.

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  10. BLOG ANALYSER: lolsss! Holding body things for her!lolss. Not a bad idea for those in need of it.

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  11. You didn't quite finish the sex shop ad, you should have included the address of the shop. Lol

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  12. Lwkmd...ok,noted..thanks.

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  13. Hmmmmm is all i can say....expert dildo users please tell us how its being used *just curious*

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  14. I agree a 100%! Instead of fucking around this is a better option. Nothing compares to the real thing though. Just imagine the dick inside you and your boobs in his mouth ( when you are on top of course:) ) HEAVEN!!! :)…mmm..

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    1. You can say that again...that's My best sex position#WomanOnTop!!..
      Choi!!!..

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    2. Una don steal Ezenwanyi ibilibi ogada moves ooo..........sdk must hear this!!!!!!
      There is godu ooooo. .....

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    3. Goodness me!dats Heaven on bed!dat position drives me crazy!nothing and i mean nothing béats dat ish!

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  15. Whatever rocks ur boat jare
    Sdk preachers are coming after yu in a bit!!!
    Do what makes u happy..God is the judge

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  16. #amavirgin! My lips r sealed f now.

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  17. Using dildos is holding body too cos nothing can replace the...... (Complete sentence)

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  18. Poster I 'v a feeling u r trying to advertise ur goods. Whatever d case may be, u need Jesus!

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    1. she tell you say she no know jesus. abeg park well. virgin mary

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  19. Poster,your head dey there...well said...
    But I still prefer my sugar sons anyday anytime...

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    1. Y wont u prefer ur sugar sons when bad breath and a tiny dick.is all u get

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  20. Sex is a thing of the mind. You can do without all these. Though married ones should be troubled when neglected but sex toys is equal to masturbation. ~ Blunt Truth

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    1. Yes using sex toys IS masturbation.. what's your point?

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  21. LMAO! Your 2 cents. Different strokes!!!...Personally, ild prefer my woman uses a dildo for the needful than commit adultery o. Abi is the use of the toy d*** adultery too? Please the pure hearts in the house should enlighten us biko.

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  22. hehehe...pocket gini? But its better than my man messing around. the ish with these sex toys tho, is that they end up taking the place of your spouse/partner thus crashing your family.

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    1. Cocos i dont think so o...nothing can be like d réal ish...a dildo cant kiss u or romance u,remember?

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  23. Stella is on fire today...kudos sweety..
    Iri too much...

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  24. i once suggested the whole sex toy thing for my DH but it was a no no for him. infact be became jealous n was like '...so u want to replace me with a dildo right?' i told him lets just spice things up in d BR, but he wont even hear about dt. lol. i feel him sha

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  25. Crazy advice indeed, lol. Not for me though.

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  26. If its not panadol then it can never be panadol. Thats all

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  27. Wow......na really food for thought .. .. Waiting to read the comments of experienced folks
    Lmfao

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  28. I have a crazy question. When you get into another relationship will the new man's performance be able to beat that of the dildo? I believe using a dildo will increase your sexual appetite and make you compare your dildo to your man... and if he doesn't satisfy you as well as the dildo, there might be a problem. My assumption may be wrong so I seek enlightenment from the experienced BVs.

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    1. This is it!!! She may become sooooo addicted that she won't appreciate the natural one created by God.

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  29. Thank u blog visitor. But I would rather do women! I am really attracted to women. I have never done it with women but I fantasize daily. I prefer seeing p@#* to d*@$

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    1. Me too. I've never been with aa woman but endowed females turn me on.

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    2. I will go anonymous, hehehe! I visited a female friend in the past, she always looked at me in a funny flirty way, anyway, one thing led to the other and she gave me the craziest orgasms ever, her mouth and tongue did wonders to me. I enjoyed it, but felt guilty afterwards. Been running away from her since then, I don't want stories that touch, don't want to be hooked to craving another woman's touch jare.

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    3. Linda knows about shagging fat women. Uju her lesbian lover used to be super fat.

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    4. It is absolute normal for a woman to find another woman attractive. Honey, i bet you should leave it at dat and pass along... Am completely straight but i still find lesbian porn attractive

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  30. Hmmmmmn...Endtime! Pls, I beg to differ. Sex is meant to be btw two human beings, not a human being and an object. It's stil a form of sexual perversion, and thus can be considered a sin. I can't imagine a born again christian havin sex wt a dildo. Let's not tow all the paths of the whitemen pls

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    1. Sweetheart Christianity is "the Whiteman's" religion...EEE!!!

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    2. Carry ur stupid archaic opinion outta here! Shebi she said this post is not for ur likes u for just waka pass..na ur type dey even rape men sef, come here dey preach mschew

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  31. Whatever works for u,all na part of self servicing according to pastor chris of Christ embassy,nothing like the real kini

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  32. I hate to say this but I think she got an argument here.

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  33. Its so true .......my bf got me 1 n since thn av been addicted nw he's complaining.......*tongue out!!!

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  34. Mtchewwww wetin person no see for this blog.poster are u ok. U need Jesus. Am no saint but if u broke up with your bf why not stay single for a while , abstain and pray and hope God sends u your mr right.we should find a way to minimize our sin level cos one can't tell when one would be called home by the creator.
    Adaora

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    1. You can say that again Adaora.
      The way people go on and on about sex eh...
      As if it's the most important thing in life.
      I jus tire...
      SMH

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    2. There is nothing like minimising sin level, what you should have said is that we shouldn't sin at all cos there is no difference between someone who verbally insults someone and someone who kills. Sin is sin in the sight of God.
      Thank you

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    3. Thnx guys @anon 8:28 wat I meant is for us to try a s much as possible to sin less.we are humans so sin is inevitable, but we must try to work towards perfection.
      Adaora

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  35. Gosh! You are so right
    I never try am o was just thinking bout it yestersay.
    All dis small boiz thinking their prick is golden mtchw
    broke ass niggas

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  36. crazy lesbian

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  37. .....And it just keeps getting better on this blog. LOL crazy blog visitor everybody with him own,wat ever rocks ur boat jare. Jabajantis I dey hail Oo!

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    1. Continue hailing jabajantisNo recharge card for u ode oshi

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  38. Arrant nonsense nothing beats the real thing......that's like a dude wanking off and saying it's better than having sex with a woman...

    Handsome one.

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  39. Hahahahahaha! Ife mebe. My dear, I kinda like your advice o. A lot of babes have sex toys, so it ani't a big deal sha. Lol

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  40. Hahahahahaha! Ife mebe. My dear, I kinda like your advice o. A lot of babes have sex toys, so it ani't a big deal sha. Lol

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  41. Stella i totally agree with her. The one my boo uses on me when we make love is righteous, you need to feel dis 1. He will use his tongue on ma clit moving it back and forth* not all these guys that don't know what to do with their tongue down there be pouring spit like am imbecile everywhere*. 2. Then he will hand me the dildo as he is doing the thrusting ama kip d dildo on ma clit DAMN! DAMNER! DAMNEST!!!!!!!!! THAT FEELING IS HEAVENLY* smiling* WHEN MA LEGS A TREMBLING FROM D FEELING. Mbok!make i stop here before i start dripping @ work. BE WARNED ITS ADDICTIVE AND IF U CUSS ME BACK TO SENDER

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  42. Gbam! U hit d nail on d head.. I support dat idea jor... Tym to start saving... I must get one too..

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    1. Save money to buy a girdle instead. Or a tummy tuck if you so desire. Trust me it will be worth it.

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  43. Hmmm! Is this a Sex Toy advert or an advice? while reading to the end I expected to see a link or an address to a shop. Anywayz *in stelladimokokorkus voice* dats none of my business.

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  44. Laughin so hard. Dis babe Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ so funny o. Abeg I can't try it o b4 person go come dey addicted to d feeling esp wen ur hubbny doesn't tk u to cloud 9, u'll def not want him near u again. No be gobe d dat? Enuf said, I tink it's beta dan strayin around.

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    1. Aunty moji I sight u oooOh,na only u waka reach here.

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    2. Aunty moji I sight u oooOh,na only u waka reach here.

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  46. Go gal! Its ya pussy!

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  47. perverted soul. get a real dick and a real pussy

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  48. Over scripted - you can tell it's probably someone connected to sale of sex toys that wrote this. Rubbish and nonsense....

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  49. Lol Aids is real!!! This things are'' safest'' I'll get me one soonest!

    Bbc waka pass bubome!

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  50. Well it's not bad at all, am married and I have it bought by my husband, I rather use it than cheat,

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  51. Lol. Crazy blog visitor. If e no be panadol, e no fit be panadol.

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  52. I pray you encounter God soonest. Don't be decieved people, social media is really causing more harm than good.

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  53. This one nah true talk.. use sex toys with ur man during sex n u will save urself a lot of wahala after.. i have my dildos n i supply too(secretly) the satisfaction is indescribable @SHB

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    1. Say what? Abeg oo remember judgement day is so real...where we all shall give account ooo...
      Jesus loves you all... Obedience is better than sacrifices!!!



      Peace ambassador!

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  55. lol....... I understand the feeling babez,, I've been there and I'm still there! no regrets whatsoever! men ain't worth the trouble mbok... I. can't shout!

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  56. Stella what is crazy about her? Aids is real, at least she is pleasuring herself without putting herself at risk. Go girl and enjoy. No mind stella

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  57. AUNT STELLA U DEY find trouble.

    I have every reason to be thankful to God, I have a good job compared to my 25,000 allowance can't call that salary and to think its a bank; Graduates dey suffer OOo Its well, Oga Jona remember NEPA PENSIONERS after 4 months of no pension #HORRIBLE, even if its just 3 months they paid I still thank God.
    I know this is just the begining of more blessings. To all B.V ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SAY THANK YOU JESUS ESPECIALLY IN BAD TIMES COS GOD LOVES PEOPLE WHO PRAISE HIM, STOP ASKING AND START THANKING.

    I LOVE YOU AUNT STELLA, GOD BLESS U AND YOUR ADORABLE FAMILY.

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  58. Now, I will begin to take all I read here with a pinch of salt!
    Characters full here oo!

    So, someone called General' wife, Ezenwayi, pepper et al out that they are all jobless housewife and here's a response from one of them but I guess she forgot that she now has a google ID and still quoted herself like she isn't same!! Now I know half of the things we read here are lies!! Multiple personalty disorder..

    The General's Wife said...

    Anony 11:23,no one wil cuss u out cos u are not Soo worth it.what have dese people done to You? GW is wishing us well and its biting You.get over Your bitter self faceless Jane and get some sugar in Your life.and so i rub it in,All these women u mentioned,They are in a class of their own.a class u cant even Dream of.so wont comparé them to You cos that will be an insult.so get over Your ugly,bitchy,lonely,slutty,poverty-stricken sad life.and so just i make sure u dont go and commit suicide,i wil be nice and add dis: u need Jésus retired ashawo.


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    1. Hahahahahhahahha what post was that please would love to read that...EEE!!!

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    2. Ooh u noticed that too truthteller, guess general's wife was trying to defend herself but forget to do that under anon. Gen be careful next time.

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    3. Lol!!!Exposed...you have just been TMZed by Truthteller...hahahahahahaha
      Na real xters full here...


      Peace ambassador!

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    4. Truth teller pls wat post was that.

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    5. Lol yes o I saw how general's wife made a fool of herself. This blog is filled with 2 faced ppl.i will never believe anything I see here unless theres evidence. Gen wife, linda, mamie etc are jobless women with no class and ambition. All they know is too come here and say rubbish, I pity their hubbys seriously.

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    6. @queen amy y not defend herself with her id, why go under *supposed* anony to cuss jane out.it only shows wat her character looks like.just look at the stuffs she typed my dear u are rude, mannerless and useless.now I have realized that She's been pretending all these while so bv can like her, gw u are a bitch for all I care.fake useless woman forming holier than thou better person. Am not jane for the records

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    7. Hian!!!!!
      ....as if all of u are not guilty of d same thing.
      ....all d anonymous that cuss people out are google id owners on these blog,pink shell said it once but I didnt believe untill I started observing d ish so y'all should cut GW some slack jhor.
      He without sin should cast d first stone.

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    8. Chai see gobe. GW why na? Lol. Why would I want to disguise under anonymous when it's not like police will arrest me for being sisi eko? Oh maybe people fear that anyone they cuss will forever hate them afterwards and will keep stalking them. Otherwise who cares? Abeg anyone that likes can cuss me I will never disguise to spew my mind with my Identity. Its cowardice.

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    9. GW no mind them o jaare! E do abeg make una go sleep night don reach! Alles ins bett!

      Pepper ose oku!

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    10. Yawnsssssssss...
      Good night all...

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    11. Lol@will police arrest me for being sisi eko,well it's u dat sees it as such o,but some pple really carry this blog thing like govt job(well maybe as they no get job or something#confused face#),i mean I tot it's just where to know the latest news and read other pple's opinions on issues,which will in turn make u wiser and more aware?hmmm.but I notice there is a desperate need to be noticed and accepted into a supposed' click,lol!is it dat dey don't have a life out there or real physical friends or wat?i don't just get it.so the crux of the matter now is dat they comment go anonymous to either hype themselves or cuss out others,so it's still d same circle,hahahhahaha!eeya d bubble has bursted!smh at all the drama!u pple should chill abeg,its not dat serious.
      Lastly@ezewanyi,true he without sin cast the first stone,on dis one I have no such sin' abeg!

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    12. Good for u @ Queen bee!!!!
      rolls back into bed##

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  59. Hahahahaha! I don't know about it not being a sin o. But honestly its better than "going outside". No disease, no heart break, no demand. Thank God for my iron self control sha. All I need is a man to share my time with, have a deep, fulfiling conversation and generally have fun together, not just sex. So I won't need this. Hehehehe

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    1. Battery dey sometimes fuckup ooo hehehh lmao!

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  60. I agree all this men wahala too much at least no heartbreak and disease

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  61. stella enable comments nahhh ogini???

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  62. Young lady, if γ̲̣̣̥☺ΰr reason fO̶̷̩̥̊͡Я being in a relationship is sex alone,then U̶̲̥̅̊ really need to work on yourself. Dildo my foot.

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  63. Coughs*bullshit! EVE E UME

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  64. Chai! See what being too horny can cause.....you go write epistle of life,lol.
    WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!
    GLO(500)
    23188
    58554
    14108
    GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!

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  65. Sensible but at times u would long for a human touch n then toys wont suffice...

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  66. *runs away* just passing nnu....

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  67. If it's not the ish, it can't be the same thing as the ish.
    IMHO, if your partner is not around, hold body. If you can do object,then if the opportunity presents itself, you will cheat.
    Stay disciplined!!! #myopinion#
    WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!
    ETISALAT(500)
    3756
    4676
    2213
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    GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!

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    1. Becos of u i'll go nd buy etisalat sim :D

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    2. Olori Nawa for you o..awoof tins.oya let the rest load too jor.

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    3. Goodness gracious! Olori are you for real??? LMAO! Oh wow!

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    4. What you said JB is very true, if u cant keep yourself when your partner is nt around then.......

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  68. Hahahahhahaha,

    Someone is giving me ideas,

    Borrow me dildo na,
    I don't hv 15k now to blow.

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  69. u too mush!!!! i subscribe to it biko.hehehe surest yarn surest geh!

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  70. Hahahaha... cray shit

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  71. Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    This blog visitor is crayyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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  72. Dildo is expensive sef, why not use stick to scratch it? Tah hope you keep the dildo clean though*smh*

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    1. Haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaa@ stick to scratch it. Woman Thou art kwazy.

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    2. Cutemum chei u wicked oooh stick 2 scratch p***y isokay.

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    3. Cutemum chei u wicked oooh stick 2 scratch p***y isokay.

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  73. Business indeed

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  74. jagbajantis abeg Na mtn I want ooo.

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  75. This chic jst crack me up big time. LMAO! OMG! Can't stp laughing. My dear to each is own oh! I dnt blv in dildo,is for me to hold on tight to my man wit d big magic stick. Enjoy ursef. There is nothing like the "real deal".

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  76. Poster, am so with you on this.

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  77. kai! this jagbajantis, Are you are guy or girl??? I'm tripping for you big time. May the blessings be.

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  78. kai! this jagbajantis, Are you are guy or girl??? I'm tripping for you big time. May the blessings be.

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  79. kai! this jagbajantis, Are you are guy or girl??? I'm tripping for you big time. May the blessings be.

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  80. *dancing *
    Sweet jangbajantis
    I chop this one oh
    thanks


    chichi

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  81. Hahahhahahahahahhaahhahhahahhahhhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhaha chai no be small thing. Watin person no go hear. Too bad for MEN

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  82. Business indeed. Sdk y i no fit dey comment

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  83. In that good old year when I was still living with my mum, she found my vibrator hidden in my pants bag when I was out of town. When I returned, she asked innocently what was that stuff I found in your pants bag... I FROZE!!!poster I hope you have found a good place to hide yours...EEE!!!

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  84. I must be weird then, cos I find my rabbit boring, anyway compared to my boo. Dear lord, that guy can nack for africa. Gaddamit. He eats pussy and ass. Sucking bobby nko. Then the main fucking. I will cry, scream and then he groans while doing the deed. We make love like gorillas. Only enjoy the vibrations against my clit sha aside that, i dont use it. I prefer to use one massaging something that I have, the vibrations from that thing dey reach my brain. Kai d'bussy is starved mayne.

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    1. See advert... Hahahahahahaha. So many crazy pple commenting on this post. Oh my! Enjoy jare.

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    2. You couldn't have picked a better username then. Lol!

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  85. Hmmmmmmm great advice , ppl are just not true to Dem selves. HW many men can actually satisfy dir women? D young lady is just giving an advice its left for u to take it or read on . Lol holy ones I kw u want some too only u don't want to come out, plus addiction is a tin of d mind. No one asked u to marry a dildo.

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  86. Babes using sex toys please always use condoms on it d effective part no b here gbam gbam gbam.

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  87. Good to know that you are "enjoying" it now . . . but beloved, it will not last; with addiction comes "tolerance". If you extrapolate the graph . . . it will end in "sleeping around"!

    They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity--for "people are slaves to whatever has mastered them."2 Peter 2:19

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  88. Just had a very good laugh courtesy of poster! Abeg carry waka,I agree with u. Ride on (ur dildo) *winks*

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  89. They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity--for "people are slaves to whatever has mastered them." 2 Peter 2:19

    This stuff will soon master you and drive you mercilessly!

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  90. Poster u try for this ur advice but babes nothing like the real deal(skin to skin).thank God am not a neglected wife,I get it wen I want it nd I give him wen he needs it(I can't fit to shout),probably dats y I feel weak to comment couple wit d days stress.I hope to see a vibrator someday.

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  91. Can a dildo work your clit, pump your p*ssy, twirl that left nipple, and tongue-kiss you hungrily at the same time?

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  92. Flesh is flesh hoha, dildo not my thing

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  93. Wow wow wow

    Ana acure physical konji

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  94. Whatever works for you my dear.

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  95. Whatever makes you happy darling - who are we to judge? As long as it satisfies you, but like you said earlier, nothing can replace a man's touch, fact! A man's touch over sex toys any time baby!!!!

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  96. Stella nawa for you o. I posted a comment and you didnt post it. wetin i do you nah???

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  97. A vibrator is only as good as it sounds Wen u have no alternative....can never be like d réal ish...and yeah,i agree wit the poster...dis is way better dan Fooling around.and no! Its not à sin if u ask me and no,its not cheating either! Free info....d Rabbit is d best! Silicon-based.Hehehehe.

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  98. I sell it on code mheen...different sizes..d one I have at home gas d speed of light..d vibrating speed can be increased.10k nd u re on ur way to heaven..had to go anon on this.all my ph peeps get dat sex u desire

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  99. People have different needs and drive;so if A can hold on well B might not. @ Ronalda yes I agree with you but I agree more with the poster if the need arise rather than stray or mess up to ruin your home or break some1's heart a dildo will answer to a babes need without hurting any1! The question is if a married woman is caught with a dildo can it break a home or relationship the answer would be mostly NO but if caught with another man can it break a home or relationship the answer would be mostly YES! I believe it's safer on most levels as long addictions doesn't set it because it's the number 1 disadvantage! And yes I use it too

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  100. People have different needs and drive;so if A can hold on well B might not. @ Ronalda yes I agree with you but I agree more with the poster if the need arise rather than stray or mess up to ruin your home or break some1's heart a dildo will answer to a babes need without hurting any1! The question is if a married woman is caught with a dildo can it break a home or relationship the answer would be mostly NO but if caught with another man can it break a home or relationship the answer would be mostly YES! I believe it's safer on most levels as long addictions doesn't set it because it's the number 1 disadvantage! And yes I use it too

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