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Saturday, June 14, 2014

Saturday Laughs

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                         Hello Darlings,sorry this is coming late...I really wasnt in the mood to put laughs together today.....All the same i had a good laugh.take care and let your Saturday bless someone.                                
                   

try the blue one.....lol





LMAO....wetin dey worry this harrrrrrrd guy?

AND MAMA AND PAPA.....

LMAOOOOOOOO

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3 DAYS?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





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LWKM OOOOOOOOOO

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OOOOOOOO



YOU KNOW YA SEFS..LOL



HEHEHEHE

LMAO!


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


LMAO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAMIE IS ACTUALLY VERY PRETTY WITH A GLOWING SKIN



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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA...AND STOP BITING YA NELS




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LOLLLLLLZ

......AND TONGUES

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HAHA!

LMAOOOOOOO CHIO CHOI CHOI.

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70 comments:

  1. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 11:50

    Lol

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    1. Sylvonce14 June 2014 at 13:30

      Lol! Funny much. Am on training ground, feeling sleepy and this brought me awake. Lol. Tnks

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    2. ETHAN14 June 2014 at 14:33

      I'm guilty @ Dope outfit

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    3. wemimo14 June 2014 at 17:04

      Lol nice one Stella

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    4. Diamondkay14 June 2014 at 17:58

      Lol,very funny ...inasmuch as tried no to laugh with the situation of things in that country of ours. #ripKefee

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    5. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 20:25

      Brazil hahahahahahahaha

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    6. sisi eko15 June 2014 at 06:58

      The one that got me laughing hard is the one on the bus. Following person home because of gist. Chronic ameboism undiluted. Na so u go follow kidnappers enter den because of gist. Eheheh Epic. Lmaoo

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  2. Attitude14 June 2014 at 11:50

    Thanks for the effort Stella but really not In a mood to laugh.
    There's just too much going on in Naija.
    Maybe God is angry with us???

    The bombings...
    The chibok girls...
    Dora Akunyili. ...
    Kefee...
    Other people dying...
    APC vs PDP (When elephants fight, its the grass that suffers) poor Nigerians are suffering for this
    And so much more....
    Its cold... And Dark....

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    1. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 12:29

      My dear I have so much too, my car just broke down now on my way to my frds wedding. D mec said I will have to change d gear box, gear oil. Have been so angry waiting for a cab under dis rain. But I just kept laughing while reading all dis,

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  3. Unknown14 June 2014 at 11:51

    Hahahaha. SDK We don wait tire for these laughs. I don tire to refresh d page sef. Tnx for making my day.

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  4. la effizy14 June 2014 at 11:59

    Some really funny ones. Especially d Asian waiting in line. Issokay

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  5. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.14 June 2014 at 12:02

    Stellastica,you really wested my time...
    Todays laughs no follow at all...

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    1. Eesah Was Here14 June 2014 at 13:22

      Like seriously? Even dt of Mamie didn't made u laugh???

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    2. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 16:51

      Why will it catch your fancy when is not anything related to lesbianism, prostitution or cheating on spouse. Taa, go and hide well dry monkey!

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    3. Omo14 June 2014 at 19:30

      Lol,,, that m-amie own ix epic, can't stop laughing

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    4. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 20:30

      Yes it didn't "made" her laugh"

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  6. Ego lag14 June 2014 at 12:04

    Hahahahahhaha . M-amie don suffer o. U don even enta saturday laffs.lmao

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  7. Amy14 June 2014 at 12:05

    Hahahahahahah..

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  8. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 12:08

    I was laffin serzly at d hospital, other patients were wondering if am okay. Weldon sdk

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  9. Chi exotic14 June 2014 at 12:17

    Didn't laugh one bit,maybe cause am still grieving

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  10. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 12:25

    Lol @ Tochukwu Lannister. ..who thinks of stuff like that? ??

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  11. Unknown14 June 2014 at 12:25

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmao on that igbo part......
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  12. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 12:29

    Nah mamie own sweet me pass. Mamie ntooooooooh

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  13. Patt Eyaba14 June 2014 at 12:29

    M-ammie am fairer than albino, lwkmd

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  14. Treasure14 June 2014 at 12:38

    I'm going green too

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  15. M-amie Hazard innit? 14 June 2014 at 12:41

    Lovely....dem all except that Albino girl claiming to be me.
    This is the work of my detractors.
    Wetin I go do make dem love me like SDK?
    I was thinking they said Nigerian guys love light skinned chics
    Why is mine different
    Guys be creating cartoon of me all the time to taunt me
    Should I call it secret admiration?
    I don't curr about the girls on this blog liking me
    Cos we women can beef for life

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    1. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 13:41

      Detractors kwa?

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    2. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 16:15

      M-amie, ure right. We all love u jare and yes, dis taunting u always is also a way of showing our secret admiration. I'm a guy by d way

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    3. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 17:45

      M-amie, I think you're missing the message.

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    4. Coco Arielle15 June 2014 at 00:09

      Most of them got me rolling on d floor especially fairer than d albino joke......M-amie didn't get d joke. Detractors indeed!

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  16. The General's Wife14 June 2014 at 12:49

    Hahahahha....I got real cracked up...Rihanna and d blue bra...Lmao,d one of d igbo guy wrapping his body around u and most of all d one of Jonathan jokingly accusing Lamido...LMAO

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  17. diamondblinqZ14 June 2014 at 12:54

    Lol.... @ all funny, funny funny!!! Gud job quys! D person wey do dat m-amie stuff wicked I swear! Hian. M-amie is a fine qurl e I e I o!

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  18. funmi14 June 2014 at 13:06

    hehehehheh



    Phots:She’s Been A Living Goddess And Forbidden From Walking Since She Was Infant. Until She Reaches Puberty…

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  19. SALT TO TASTE14 June 2014 at 13:07

    Lmao..... Nice1.









    #FaithfulSalt #CheatingIs ForLosers









    Salt

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  20. MOI14 June 2014 at 13:32

    LMAO.

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  21. Unknown14 June 2014 at 13:50


    Saturday current laugh

    Topic:
    Latest History Download about Camila Acafa.

    Introduction:
    @Camila Acafa Sdker’s has noticed you call out other ladies even call them ugly/expired/bitches that’s wrong. For your information people we noticed here most time are for the wrong reasons (bad mouthing others). My fellow Sdker’s below are informations on how people that know Camila Acafa exposed her the last 48hours. @Camila Acafa learn to respect others because everyone has got bad/good stuff people know about them. You brought out yourself i will help readers see comments from people who know you because i am sure people have not seen all the post below. My advice to you is CHANGE because Sdker’s never forget things,anything you say will be used against you in this court.

    Camila Acafa said...
    HEHEHEHEHE.....THAT TERRIFYING MOMENT WHEN EVIL BITCHES START QUOTING THE BIBLE!..OF A TRUTH THE WORLD'S AT ITS END! HIAN KWA!!!
    June 11, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    Camila Acafa said...
    THANKGOD ALL D NOLLYWOOD EXPIRED UCHES ARE NOW TAKEN....SO THAT FRESHER UCHES CAN STEP IN AND GIVE US A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR! NEWAY, CONGRATS TO THEM!!!
    June 3, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    Anonymous said...
    @camila- you resemble person wey don give birth to 5 children sef. The 3 uches fresh pass you. See your face like malnourished agama lizard!..... Mc pepel says do.
    June 4, 2014 at 1:28 AM
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    Camila Acafa said...
    Happy Bufday, fine babe. But, errmm, why are ur knuckles so dark?
    June 12, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    Anonymous said...
    Why is your pic horrible?
    June 12, 2014 at 10:14 AM

    elsie said...
    Tnx anon. Camila ur pic s sooo horrible n u tink u v mouth 2insult a fellow person dat lookz beta dan u. Nonsense! N FYI dark knuckles doesn't alwaz mean u bleach.

Elsie
    June 12, 2014 at 10:35 AM


    Attitude said...
    No mind this Otondo. She just started commenting here recently and wants to be noticed by every means possible. 
I dunno dis Irene chic from anywhere but she's flawless ! 
Wish her a happy birthday and buzz the hell off !!!
U reek of jealousy. When "alikas" like u see a girl that is creme. Una go dey vex.
#BOW DOWN#!!!
    June 12, 2014 at 11:03 AM

    Anonymous said...
    U sure took ur drugs this morning, that's y u were able to leave CAPITAL LETTERS alone. Keep it up & reduce ur foolishness.
     Osasere Naturelle said...
    why is your comment always senseless
    June 12, 2014 at 11:38 AM

     Anonymous said...
    Otondo u forget to on ur caps lock o. Mumu Wey mst always wan digress, Mamie water wanna be
    June 12, 2014 at 11:53 AM

    Anonymous said...
    U of all pple shld never insult any1. Had 2 look @ ur pics ur knuckles r dark too! N wot's all dat synthetic hair going on dere? Not dat u shld not cut ur coat according 2 ur size as per d hair. U shld also do same wit ur comments. Pot calling kettle black! @Acafa
    June 12, 2014 at 1:56 PM

     brandy best said...
    U ar always harsh abeg, wetin sef?
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  22. Unknown14 June 2014 at 13:52

    Continue>>>>

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    Camila Acafa said...
    HIAN!!! ALL THESE GURLS, UNA NOGO REST??? OGINI NA FIO??? WHO RELEASE UNA? NA ONLY UNA DEY WAKA COME THIS BLOG???


OK OO......HAPPY BUFDAY, LLNP! WE DON SEE YOU... YOU FINE.
    June 12, 2014 at 9:33 AM

    la effizy said...
    Corper, y do I have a feeling that you are as dumb as your comments??? There is just something about u that rubs off on me d wrong way...
    June 12, 2014 at 9:55 AM

    Samira Hall said...
    Bahahahahahaha @ la effizy, I don laugh die 4 this ur comment... Happy birthday girl, june n july babies rock!!
    June 12, 2014 at 10:58 AM
    
    elsie said...
    U dis corper u ll nt stay one place, u wanna b d new case study4dis blog abi??? 2tink ur even female n u talk so senseless about anoda female s. Shockin.. Ur pictures r soo hideous. Yet u get bad mouth. #warning

Elsie
    June 12, 2014 at 10:59 AM

    Anonymous said...
    Happy birthday dear.
    
Exposed:
camilla beggy beggy, u don reach here?? If she enters begging competition to represent Africa, she will win the other continents hands down! Always begging for stuff even in uni then "Pls borrow me eye glass, pls borrow me face cap, pls borrow me white shoe, pls buy me eye lash, pls pay for my nails". The one that almost killed me was when she begged for weavon that someone had already used.
    June 12, 2014 at 12:18 PM

    Miss Gemini said...
    Dis corper girl, u must be one of the privileged few in ur village to go to skul and reach nysc level sef. U don pass out, ngwanu change dp na, na war. U have mouth to fflw and yab. Abi u neva find who to auction ur khaki to?
    June 12, 2014 at 2:05 PM

    Exposed:
    Anonymous said...
    Beggy beggy.... pls return my brown handbag. I did not dash u! Big fool
    June 12, 2014 at 12:27 PM
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    Camila Acafa said...
    BUHEHEHEHEHE.....EYIN WEREY, WHAT BROWN HANDBAG?? 
@LA EFFIZY AND MISS GEMINI,THIS YABALEFT PATIENTS. OYA, MAKE UNA JOIN TOGETHER AND FORM VOLTRON, TIS D ONLY WAY I CAN TEND 2UR CASES AT ONCE. I'M NOT A PSYCHIATRIST NA, HOW I WAN TK CURE TWO MAD WOMEN AT ONCE?? TA LENI PE O GBE BROWN BAG YIN LOR? DID ANODA MADWOMAN ESCAPE FROM D WARD WITH UR BROWNBAGS???
    June 12, 2014 at 3:44 PM
    Exposed:
    Anonymous said...
    Camilla! I'm Nkechi's sister!!! And that bag belongs to me! Kindly return it because it's not yours! It's not even Nkechi's own so why u took it even beats me. U are coming here to abuse people and talk down at people and you and your family aren't any better! U know how ur mother and uncles STRUGGLED to put u through school. You've now come to SDK to act like you're all that. No disrespect to ur mother but remember u couldn't even afford 1 meal a day! Stop despising ur humble beginnings and stop coming online to insult people who are a million times better than u! 

Anyway sha, return my brown handbag!!! The earrings, u can keep but pls return the bag before I tag u a thief!!! 

Chinwe
    June 12, 2014 at 9:10 PM

    Result: We are still waiting for Camila’s response to Chinwe’s accusation.

    Conclusion: Camila defend yourself because those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

    More informations coming out soon………………..


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    1. i love elsie14 June 2014 at 16:57

      Camilla i hope you can now rest since you have been noticed? Or you will stupidly like a wounded lion come and reply the entire sdkers individually? I keep wondering if truly you are a girl cos there is no trait to show for it except for the "brown bag" i heard you borrowed.. Well, advice from someone that cares, you better slow down on ur madness else u will find your self missing in a middle of no where. U re so uncouth otondo

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    2. wemimo14 June 2014 at 17:19

      Lmao!!!! Oh shit! Camilla come n defend urself oh .... Useless corper! Jay morre, nice job!

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    3. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 17:49

      @ Jay Moore, guy u ve plenty time on ur hands oh!!! Do u ve a crush on her cos u r really stalking this ur Acafa... Take am easy joor.. VIBE

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    4. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 18:12

      INFORMATION not Informations

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    5. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)14 June 2014 at 20:05

      Good for her...lol..she's looking 4 fame on SDK.why all these insults on pple na,not that she's even better of

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    6. Unknown14 June 2014 at 20:27

      O lololo! Pepper ose oku hiding!

      Pepper ose oku oso!

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    7. Unknown15 June 2014 at 03:20

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    8. Unknown15 June 2014 at 04:33

      *cocktails eh! *** U Will not cry for long

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    9. Anonymous15 June 2014 at 07:15

      Oh Shatap Mon Ami or whatever. Jay is running his own identity on this blog as others do.
      Everyone have their own style of contributing to the fun we all have in here. It is either u stand out as a indispensable nuisance, a professor speaking blog visitor like dem Mrs Zulu, wide eyed, Dr Okechukwu,or whatever his name...or pepper the talkative, kehinde Ake the sexist, or Linda the controversial house wife....
      ....Blog lord with her dry jokes, sisi Eko the intelligent analyst, Mrs D mother Theresa speaking....
      ....Generals wife the home keeper, Asemota who chats breeze most times...etc..etc. All those I have mentioned are known for their peculiarity which adds to the fun here.
      .....So save ur sanctimonious rants and leave Jay alone to bring us archives as at when due. And why do I think you'll assume this is jay responding under Anon? Very typical anyway.
      Abeg I tire for some pple sha.

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    10. Unknown15 June 2014 at 10:02

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    11. Anonymous15 June 2014 at 12:27

      Mon Ami, abeg go rest. Ure d worst hypocrite of all. I fear Pple like u. D same shit u accuse Jay Moore of is wot ure guilty of and even worse off. How come u have so much time on ur hands to monitor everyone's comments and reply them even when it doesn't concern u? Or do u think bcos ure a female unlike Jay Moore, that ure entitled to do dat? JOKER of d highest order!!!! I know u'll still come back and reply this and nobody will be disappointed bcos its wot u know how to do best. It's ur calling. Oya, ,, GO!!

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    12. Unknown15 June 2014 at 15:59

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    13. Anonymous16 June 2014 at 03:22

      Mon Ami the Fucktard. Y'all should quit giving her the much needed attention she so desires. Can't u see she's frustrated? Abeg let's skip her nonsensical thrash because she's inconsequential as far as this blog. Yea right u wish this is one of those who send in sob stories. Who do u think u are? A mini messiah? U must be on cheap drugs and dry crack to think so highly of your pitiable self.

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  23. Lynnajade14 June 2014 at 14:22

    Thank Stella but am just very sad! I don't know Kefee but I personally pray for her, since yestday am still like why, God!

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  24. Manna Bee14 June 2014 at 14:41

    Rest in Peace Kefee. #OurLoss,Heaven'sGain

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  25. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 15:02

    Stella, thanks for this. At least one can have a little smile.
    Problems everywhere. I don't know whether all the recent bad events and their attendant sadness and worries are making me to miscarry. God, please help me o. Rose

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  26. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 15:39

    Can someone explain the asian waitn inline don't get the joke

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    1. tomiwealth14 June 2014 at 18:02

      Me too o, perhaps she is lining up with the men instead of the women *confused*

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    2. IRENE14 June 2014 at 18:14

      Those two men no be human beings na. Na dummies but she no know

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    3. Anonymous14 June 2014 at 19:19

      They are mannequins and the lady didn't know. Tot dey were human beings n she joined the queue. .

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  27. Whirlwind14 June 2014 at 16:55

    You will not miscarry in Jesus name, just calm down and pray, pele

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  28. Omo14 June 2014 at 17:33

    Tochukwu lanister hahahahahaha

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  29. Swerve14 June 2014 at 17:51

    The lady thought those mannequins in her front were humans so she queued behind them.

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  30. Unknown14 June 2014 at 17:58

    hahahahahahahahaha......thanks SDK, dis post brightened my day. @jay moore's comment on camila acafa was d height of my laughter...........Dis blog rocks mehn. #ripKEFEE

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  31. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.14 June 2014 at 18:30

    Bwahahahahahahaha....
    Jay moore,you are wicked...but you guys should free the corper abeg...
    Everyone cannot have positive comments about someone...LMAO...

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  32. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)14 June 2014 at 18:39

    Tnks for making me smile stella.
    God bless u
    Still shocked t kefees death

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  33. Stella Asemota14 June 2014 at 19:48

    Hahahahahaha!

    The 2 mannequins in line looks real.

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  34. Dark Horse14 June 2014 at 20:55

    Jst started watching games of thrones but never xpected to see this Tochukwu Lannister stuff

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  35. Unknown15 June 2014 at 14:13

    @Anonymous 7:15 AM & 12:27 PM Thank you guys. Allow the silly little girl @ Mon Ami to continue to show her ignorance. Listen lady read history about me here i do not come back ranting with people or replying comments like yours but i want you to know that i am here to have fun and laugh with others. What you have seen here is part of my motto as a new comer is time you take a chill pile. What make this blog fun as anonymous pointed out to you is because everyone has got unique ways of making this blog fun, stop sounding so bitter. Is time you take stella’s dick seat and get your ass into it ok? i have seen your rants but i don’t have time for your type. Pls kindly visit morning service if not go to evening to take out your tension and issues to your God. Have a lovely week ahead.

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    1. Anonymous16 June 2014 at 03:23

      Gbam?? Well said to the imbecile

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