Saturday Laughs

Unu good morning oh........abeg throwey salute back otherwise ya time will be wested with Sunday Laughs.

                                                                         

LOOOOOOL....YOU DO AS ANON RIGHT?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

lmao....WHOEVER DID THIS IS WICKED O

POOR FAWUL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUNNY BUT HORRIBLE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOOOOOL..WICKED

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 

??????????THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS SHOULD TRANSLATE O

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE DISTANCE IS TOO MUCH OOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

LOL..HISSSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA I HOPE
YOU GUYS GET THE JOKE?

WHAT IS THIS OH?LOL

HUH???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I JUST FAINTED..HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

UP NIGERIA!

LMAO.....unbelieveable.hehehehehhehehe this is like one lorry of fake hair.

hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

LOOOOOL

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOL

TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS  

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. 

2. RESOUNDING SLAP That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. 

3. FORMATTING SLAP That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" 

4. EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person ..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O.  

5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.  

6. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need a reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME? 

7. SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether its painful or not, you start blushing. 

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face. When given to you the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 

9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) you are able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together.  

10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different colors and you head will turn to a nest whilst birds will fly around you. ‎ 

WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?‎

Erm...PS (by Buggi)

‎BLANKING SLAP: after receiving this one, everything blanks out in your head for a while, then your sight comes back, but blurred for a while. Na Army man dey quick deliver this kind! I guess they are pulled aside and trained for such!


LMAO!!!

*Have a great weekend everyone..If this wested ya time,do north be pangry....send in what you think is not time westing.

One love to all blog visitors......and to TEE,i hope you are out of hospital and back on your feet again?If yes,thank God!