Unu good morning oh........abeg throwey salute back otherwise ya time will be wested with Sunday Laughs.
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LOOOOOOL....YOU DO AS ANON RIGHT? |
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE |
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lmao....WHOEVER DID THIS IS WICKED O |
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POOR FAWUL |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUNNY BUT HORRIBLE |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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LOOOOOOL..WICKED |
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA |
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??????????THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS SHOULD TRANSLATE O |
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE DISTANCE IS TOO MUCH OOOO |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE |
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LOL..HISSSSS |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA I HOPE
YOU GUYS GET THE JOKE? |
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WHAT IS THIS OH?LOL |
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HUH??? |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA |
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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I JUST FAINTED..HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
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UP NIGERIA! |
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LMAO.....unbelieveable.hehehehehhehehe this is like one lorry of fake hair. |
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hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
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LOOOOOL |
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS
1. TAKE AWAY SLAP When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person ..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O.
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need a reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME?
7. SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether its painful or not, you start blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face. When given to you the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) you are able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together.
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different colors and you head will turn to a nest whilst birds will fly around you.
WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?
Erm...PS (by Buggi)
BLANKING SLAP: after receiving this one, everything blanks out in your head for a while, then your sight comes back, but blurred for a while. Na Army man dey quick deliver this kind! I guess they are pulled aside and trained for such!
LMAO!!!
*Have a great weekend everyone..If this wested ya time,do north be pangry....send in what you think is not time westing.
One love to all blog visitors......and to TEE,i hope you are out of hospital and back on your feet again?If yes,thank God!
Dauuuuum types of slap.......
ReplyDeleteLwtmb@ there is no goodest guy...,you said it was big....relationsheep....
Abeg belle dey pain me from too much laffter
Which one is www.p? And is that movie poster real?
DeleteSomeone pls help me understand the one of the virgin. Plsssssss
Delete@pinkshell- once u type www.p or just P on ur search box, everything you'v previously searched for beginning with the letter P drops down from your search box so u can easily choose. Imagine wen your mum types P and porn.com, pussy.com or punani.com drops down. Hope u get it sha.
Delete@Anon- the virgin one means that if the man can fit his whole body into d pussy den she obviously lied abt being a virgin. A virgin should hav tight pussy. Thats assuming the 'hole' is a pussy.
BLOG ANALYSER: hilarious @ Pink when she is typing penis. Lols
Delete@anon 2:45
DeleteThank you very much.....I was wondering what www.p was.....now I'm laughing
LMAO... ROTFL Stella please don't let me get fired... I dey for work oh... Those slaps ehn lol
Delete2:45, thanks swerrie!
DeleteLol @ slaps.
DeleteBefore I forget.......
ReplyDeleteUna Goodmorning Fellow sdkers.
Don Davido! No laugh 4m u? I was looking forward 2 seeing some of yours. Wetin happen. Am guessing Ur babe must ve warned u against tha cheap gul!! Ife fake medical student AKA miss wanabe. No probs. U r a good man.
DeleteSDK 10x a billion times 4 the laughs. I always brighten my weekendss with them.
OneLove!!!
#Hot Ice
And you took all this space 2 sign out because...?
DeleteHot ice d monitoring spirit
Delete@ Anon 4:59. All these i said might be true Walahi last saturday laugh had some SDKers going real hard on the Don himself. Am sure that must ve gotten him in2 some kind of situation with his gulfrd (if @ all she reads SDK)
DeleteAbeg am not a monitoring spirit oh! I work with the secret service of SDK. Am a detailed SDK SSS. Heheheehee... I see and hear things! @ the Don. Come and explain urself nau. Hian!!!
#Hot Ice
I dey CWO. I dey come
ReplyDeleteCome I hope say you no dey deanery meeting dey blog??? Thru Mary our mother:we succeed!
DeleteLwkmd! Types of slaps got mi laughin lik madt, too funny
DeleteGod bless you aunty Stellz
doroStella...Hahahahaha
ReplyDeletesee painment.
john, you slapped me? Lol
I love you Stella!
Dorostella got me rolling on d floor laffing. Short but very funny
DeleteIs it true that if a woman puts 'kuluso' on her breast...it would get bigger????....http://www.mylifeasmoby.com/2014/06/you-were-fooled-or-not.html?m=1
Lol, infact ROTFL. The "different types of laughs and their meaning" got me cracking up. Thank you.
ReplyDelete"Did the Lion also read the script" and the but about having elaborate ideas with no budget" is hilarious.
Thanks senders!!
@ Mr. Fantastic, where you @? been a long while...
Chai,mine na explanation slap,8yrs ago,can't 4get.told my ex bf I was getting married in 2mnths time,d guy wooz me,na so I turn beging explain 2 him friend say no b so ooo bt by d time I get myslf back ehn,I pounced on him like a cat wit all my claws out,u nid 2 see his face,I scratch am well
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ReplyDeleteStellastica I troway salute to u too soo as for u North to West our time with the sunday laffs..GOOD MORNING to u and all blog visitors,including the anons too..wish u all a happy weekend altogether..#BBMSMILE. @kehinde Ake;ur boy dey loyal!! How network??
ReplyDeleteLol @ how ntwk!
DeleteNtwk is booting. Do have a splendid wkend.
Lmao... Good Morning Aunty Stella, Thanks For Making My Day.
ReplyDelete#FaithfulSalt #CheatingIs ForLosers
Salt
Stella ! I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing. The NYSC own na die !!!! I experience am wella. Saw this types of slap joke on fbk ystrdy. Lwkmd .
ReplyDeleteThe FFK and the face you make when a client has elaborate ideas but no budget(tell me about it) simply hilarious!!!Hahahaha..I swear todays laffs wan kill me here!!!
ReplyDeleteThe most boring saturday laff have ever read in the history of sat laffs.too dryyyyy too boringggg.long hisssss anyway stella una gud morny ooooo.
ReplyDelete@ Anon 11:13.
DeleteGET HELP!
U ve lost it.
Yes u ve!!
U ve lost ur sense of humor if u ever had one. Miserable fool!!
#Hot Ice
Hot ice, why call d anon a miserable fool? All I ask for you is forgiveness from God.
DeleteThe types of slaps got me LOLing. I experienced one slap that made me saw little stars ,haaa i couldn't hold myself. What did i even do to get such a slap? I deleted my hubby's girlfriend from his BB contacts and when he noticed he asked me and i was like "yes i did" and it sounded like boko haram bomb on my face.hmmmm. I just gathered all the strength in me and hit him right back very close to his eyes and it started bleeding.Then he was so furious and rushed towards me , hmmm, i just jumped down from the balconey of a one storey building. Thanks to angelina jolie movies, i can pull those stunts very well. Men shaa!!!
ReplyDelete#duntwantowritemyname#
U try jo. These men ehn When I just got married insecurity wan finish me. Deleted one girl's no from hubby's fone and saved it on mine as "biatch".
DeleteFast forward, ,i changed fones and dumped de old one and hubby's fone crashed so he started using mine and from the blues the akwunna just called. Na "biatch calling" wey de bros see.
He didn't even know who it was. N so de babe dey describe. He was so shocked. He asked me. Of course ur girl deny. I turned it around and asked him why the biatch was still calling him by the way. No be akwunna she be?
meanwhile laugh wan tear my belle for where I dey form hard babe.
These men no go kill us abeg !!!
Chim ooh
DeleteIs this a movie?
Wow issues dey!
You are sleeping with the enemy ooh nne
But correct babe!i like as you land am the slap back!UP YOU
Lol @Angelina Jolie movies! You jumped from a one storey building? Well self-preservation is a valid quest!
DeleteHope u've found a more peaceful means of conflict resolution o!
Nice one Stella.
Goodmorning Stella and fellow SDKers.
ReplyDeleteThose slaps got me Lmfao...
Happy weekend everyone.
One love to you too Stella. Can't say how much I look forward to Saturday laughs.
ReplyDeleteStella of Life, you did north west my time ooh. You have no idea how many lives you touch through your blog. May God favour you and continue to bless you beyond your imagination. Amen.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteBest laffs ever, SDK u rock! Lwkmd
ReplyDeleteYeah and those types of slaps too, I can't stop laughing out so loud.
DeleteGud morning SDK family
ReplyDeleteNICE ONE STELLA
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud @ I tot u said it was big hahaha, I can picture @Swerve yapping 2 his GF abt how big he is down there and wn it was time 2 go down, she uncover's a tiny winie!
ReplyDeleteAlso Loling @ I tot u said u were a virgin!
Dt guy literally fell in and was asking 4 his bearing hahahaha
Some girls here be claiming miss tight pu55ies but there ain't gat nuffin on a well hahaha
*lips sealed and watching*
Lol...calm down jor.
DeleteOMG! Stella haff kill me wit laff ooo. Chop knuckle. U over try. Party rice don finish! I know da feeling. Lolll. The kinda slaps got me rolling on da floor. Choi! Fixed Deposit slap, I nor fit forget. Nor deny us our rights oo. Can't wait d Sunday laughs.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmao... This is so hillarious....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Don't keep calm ndomo kiet ndito ino every where u go means don't keep calm at all little thieves everywhere u go. Its not funny saying it in english. If ure not from akwa ibom state or cross river UTAK lol. #GENEVRA#
ReplyDeleteYeah you've tried but in this context, it actually means "stop dulling, dem sharp babes everywhere u go". Yeah..... PROUDLY AKWA IBOMITE #wink#
DeleteYes oh ....as in 'sharp babes we y wan steal your man everywhere'.....
DeleteLoooooool.....
Igbati, igbarun, igbaju,ifarun,ifakun,ifoti,......those are d types of slap u get @ ijebu
ReplyDelete@ Attitude, My dear these men are wicked o! I suffered insecurity too, low self esteem to the extent that i stoped taking care of myself.just a year into marriage and i was looking older than my mum.
ReplyDeleteThank God for Aunty stella's blog.i got my groove back , focused more on myself and care less about his bullshit. I learnt how to stay married with a wicked man from Ezenwayi's tips,now am a very happy and beautiful woman.
SDK chukwu Gozie gi Nnem.
And yet pple we be moaning that Stella blog is not trying. At least she has touch and brought self respect to your life. SDK kwenu!!!
DeleteHahahaha I love tge explanatory slap
ReplyDeleteCouldn't stop laughing as I have experienced it before. Lol
CeeCee
I love weekend laffs...their is nothing like laughter people
ReplyDeleteLol. I always look for forward to the Saturday and Sunday laughs #hahaha. Thanks DoroStellaOfLife.
ReplyDeleteLol.......
ReplyDeleteMigwor mum Stella!!! U made my day. @ gals wit curly hair.
ReplyDeleteMrs Davido
LMAO..That live chicken in the pot. lol
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ReplyDeletePraise the Lord, somebody!!!!
DeleteCongrats Kaycee! Your testimony shall be permanent IJN, Amen.
Congrats dearie...more goodnews ahead
DeleteI hope you also prayed against further attack.....Nawa o
DeleteI thank God for safe delivery
Too many monitoring spirit every where,please do understand.
Delete@pipi Lee Amen& thanks dear!
Delete@Anon 4:01thank you
@Mrs D that situation got me closer to God and prayers,thank you Mrs D,dancing in anticipation to your date..
We understand Kaycee safer this way - your blog sis
DeleteLmao.. The types of slaps got me rolling.. I can so identify.. Back in sec sch,my dad dealt me with slaps.. He doesn't know how to beat but good at slaps,so I will say I have experienced all of it.. If there is a slap where you combine it all at once,then know I got that too.. Was kinda stubborn in sec sch,ahh,even seniors dealt me with slaps...
ReplyDeleteThe laffs really got me rolling..Stella some of ur blog visitors are slow oo,they re d type that will prob laff @ a joke 1 year later..lol.www.p simply means his search results will come up while is mum is trying to search 4 wat ever d P stands for and trust me,d 1st thing dat will hit d screen is"PORN "".....cos her boy visits PORN sites...gorrit?Thank me larer....
ReplyDeleteHaha...Nice
ReplyDeleteSlaps of life,lol experienced d blanking slap tho in secondary sch. EVE E UME
ReplyDeleteSTELLY,
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU.
TEE
Lwkmd!
ReplyDeleteDoro tinz.the best
ReplyDeleteSlap #2 & #3 were my mom's favourite!
ReplyDeleteLwkmd @ d women i have slept with by FFK,,lol d types of slap got me rolling on d floor wit laughter,,Stella weldone
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