This weird and shocking -out -of -this -world story was left as a comment in one of the posts and i do not know what to make of it.....na wah oh,things are happening!
HOW I SOLD MY SEMEN FOR 10, 000 NAIRA TO UNILAG RUNZ GIRLS!
My name is Niyi(not real name); a 200 level student of the University of Lagos, department of ermmm, I don’t think that information is necessary.
Well, I just want to share this particular experience with my fellow guys out there, some of us might have been victims of what I’m about to share but have kept it as a secret because of the fear of what people might say.
Few weeks ago before the start of the 2nd semester examination, I went to read all night at the Akintunde Ojo Memorial Library, having played and partied all through the semester, I needed to get myself ready for the upcoming examination by doing some couple of overnight reading.
At about 2am that night while reading, I needed to ease myself, so I went to the back of the library to urinate. As I was urinating I noticed a pretty fair chic leaning on the wall about 7 metres from me. I got a bit uncomfortable with the way she was watching me take a leak, I took my eyes off her before I finished urinating.
As I was walking back to the library, I heard a tiny sweet voice say HI, it had to be her, I couldn’t help but turn back and respond to her greeting.
As I walked towards her, I couldn’t help but admire her Mila kunis kind of eyes, her Kim Kardashian hips and what a view. In short this girl was the definition of HOT!!!! Her P needed to be set without hesitation was what I said in my mind before getting to her.
On getting to where she was standing I asked if she called me, she said yes and I asked why, she said she just felt like. I asked her what she was doing out there alone and she said she was reading in the library and came out to get some fresh air and she was a bit bored.
I need not dull this P that was right in front of me so I started conversing with her for like an hour before she started getting so close to me at that moment I knew she wanted some cuddling or smooching maybe because of the cold temperature at that time which made it worse as we were few metres away from the Lagoon front; we smooched a little and as it was getting intense I told her we should go somewhere else because of the people that will see us where we were.
I took her to Hell Fire (a coded place in Faculty of Engineering), we got there and continued and before I knew it she unzipped my trousers and brought out my d*** and put in her mouth. Damn! This was my best night ever in the University of Lagos campus. She sucked it like a professional then suddenly a girl showed up from nowhere, at that point I lost control of myself because I didn’t know what was happening, the new girl brought out a cup from her bag and when I was about to cum they both made sure my cum poured into the cup and the new girl took out an envelope from her bag and gave me. Immediately they left, I was shocked by what just happened and couldn’t do or say anything.
About three minutes after they left; I started realizing what had happened, then the envelope in my hand I opened it and the sum of #10,000 was contained in it.
Series of thoughts ran through my mind, crazy ones that I can’t list here. I’m sure as you reading this, lot of things would have gone through your mind with the exchange that happened. Since then I have not been myself, better I stop here but I just want my fellow guys out there to learn a lesson from this experience of mine.
God bless you all!!!
*You have a wierd story to tell like Niyi?...lets go!
Foolish Niyi. that's what happens when your dick thinks for you rather than your head.
ReplyDeleteat 2am? pretty fair skinned girl? and another shows up with a cup? shows up from where?
mamie water don carry ur kini enter sea.
Niyi u better start looking for who will deliver you cos you are doomed!
I have read ds story elsewhere. ..cant remember where. ..stella ds story isnt real and old jare
DeleteOnly mumu BLORD will buy the story. We don talk am say u kukuma get slow membrane. Hian
DeleteSee gobe
Deletesweety you are so right...I said same thing when I read it.think its from a magazine. Old story
DeleteI meant *sweetness
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DeleteNa wa oh, sounds like hints magazine stories.
ReplyDeleteHave u not noticed the whole blog has turned into hints magazine, with all these useless, made up stories. If no be these usless stories, it's stories from out of nigeria, how a man was found dead 6 yrs later, or how a couple shot someone, or it's someones b.day; of na laughs of the the day- monday through friday. #RUBBISH.
DeleteEhn, leave the blog like that. Na so we like am. Msssstttteeeew
DeleteUfan
Anon 12:12, get well soon
DeleteOluyomi Odukoya
@anon 12:12; u r obviously tired of life.. Go for deliverance, I tink u nid it more than Niyi.. But dats none of my business tho.
DeleteLol@hints magazine
DeleteThe story actually sounds like what hints magazine will make up.
How can a normal human being meet a yellow sisi for corner at 2am,and think he's got a catch?if only he's been seeing her on campus,dat makes it bearable#as cunning man wan die,cunning mammy water bury am#lecherous Niyi,congrats to u!
Tales by moonlight
DeleteCinderella
Ahahah fictitious as hell
DeleteOmugodimeji.....semen tapp'n is the least of your problems...StD is",better chk yourself...horney nubian.
ReplyDeleteYou guys should believe this story,cos I was once in a frustrated position,and I was told to bring a sperm. And d man told me that d guy must be aware am taking his sperm away...
DeleteTo cut it short, I told d man if I see any man that can let me take his sperm away without confrontation, I will call him.
Poster, abeg come gimmie your sperm, I promise to pay you x10 of what that girl gave you.
They may have used your sperm for rituals. I don't believe in juju, but some people do. Rose
ReplyDeleteRitual things o, Niyi go for serious Deliverance, why didn't u chase them? Na wa o, few minutes of pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI just hope some of you don't just try to play out ur creative and writing skills on this blog? There used to be this guy on twitter that tells weird stories like this to get RTs and Attention, and it worked well because he was such a good story teller.
The @Losgiddy guy..ya right
Deleteyou are such a good story teller.nextttttt
ReplyDeleteWhy do I feel this is yemi(@losgiddy)always having weird stories to tell
ReplyDeleteYemi the foto
DeleteLol! Ugly Yemi the photographer
DeleteHope your tin still dey work after that incident + I fear a bigger consequence on you for that seemingly simple but carefree act.
ReplyDeleteHian....
ReplyDeleteIf this story is true,Niyi don enter one chance...
Why will you even make out with someone you don't know...
The girl might even be a ghost who knows...Niyi,you better go for deliverance...
Read my lips,you have sold your semen to the devil...and its only prayers that will sort you out...
I know a guy that picked up a girl in a club in Enugu years back...after making love to the girl,she disapeared...dude is married today but can't get his wife pregnant...
Thingz dey happen for dat Enugu ehh..,, one guy carry runz girl retire....action wan start ontop bed , girl turn to coffin....no be small matter....guys I pity dem with their pricks.
DeleteSee one chance..........hmmmmm.only God knows what they need d semen for.....
ReplyDeleteHe still got the blowjob of his life and 10k to escort it......
I just hope you av not blown your future and destiny into a cup....thanks to yoruba films
This story pass me oo......
ReplyDeleteDunno what to make of it....
But Niyi, that means u were having unprotected sex with some randon stranger, I know u will say "its a spur of the moment thing" but heck !
You saw a fine girl in d dead of the night, yellow pawpaw for that matter, ur mind no even tell u say whether na mami water.
Girls who have sth to lose hardly do "raw kpanshing' as Linda Eze wud say.
I pray God scatters whatever plan they have with ur semen and be more careful next time.
Swerve, you be real mumu! You don't read, you just dey comment. He didn't sleep with her. the girl gave him a bj. Abi u don't know what is called BJ? Olobe ni èleyi oh
DeleteLoool@annon 3.44...swerve alwys in a haste to comment witout reading tru..fake ass story. Niyi u are gud in composing tales.. Bravo!!!
DeleteIf the story is from a writer, then he/she must be damn good fictional writer.
ReplyDeletegood thing is, we learn from stories. real or fiction.
Shut up. Because others don't believe it now uv come back again to claim fake. Mumu no be u first comment before?
Deleteshut up anony poster,even a retard will knw your story is fake
DeleteLocate d nearest Mountain of fire ministry.
ReplyDeleteNearest mfm is @ unilag back gate
DeleteHahaha...abeg this story is funny.
ReplyDeleteYou saw another girl who brought out a cup and you kept going on............... hmmmnnnn
ReplyDeleteDear Poster...give me ur mum's number ASAP! chaiii Mammy Water package! Pele
ReplyDelete* insertssong* Nkan nla lohun to sele...Iriri Aye....haaaa Nkan nbe! hmmm e Ka bo si Ori eto to ni *chewskolanut*
ReplyDeleteAdebusola eeeee. LOL @ ur song. Na serious kayefi.
DeleteLol
DeleteThis used to be rampant in the 90's for those who went to Unilag.. this girl's aren't huuman they come out from the lagoon by Unilag come into the school and cause havoc, stealing destinies and the rest. My older coz used to give us horrible gists then. Go to Mfm it's close to you and do serious deliverance
ReplyDeleteThen your so called older coz is a big big liar!
DeleteFake gist..mtchwwwww
ReplyDeleteNiyi is just a dull loud razzo Yoruba guy feeling on top.
ReplyDeleteOnye nzuzu....
I wouldn't even drop a Pence for your watery sperm
Mtchew
Mami wata but u dropped 10k
DeleteErrrr... Two tins either U'll av a child in d next 9months cos dem sell am to sperm bank or u'll neva av a child cos dem don use ur sperm do money rituals. Either ways u need prayers n u need to be more careful...
ReplyDeleteTins like meetin outside class in d nite n strafin a total stranger happens all d time,but sperm in cup? Hmmm dats new. Sorry o
I pity this boy oo. U need serious deliverance Niyi. They were no ordinary beings. Hmmm, Unilag. I miss that school sha.
ReplyDeleteThis is bad!
ReplyDeleteNiyi go to mfm let dem pray fr u. Inugo?
Anyways.....
In other news..... I'm soo damn horny!
Arghhh
I miss my bf so much, this long distance is killin me o
are you tied to this blog?
ReplyDeleteoh hell yes! you are addicted. otherwise, you wouldn't know its filled with hints mag and made up stories. but hey sugar! we like it.
join us or zoom off!
Fair like pawpaw, eyes like mila kunis, hip like kim, close to lagoon, nna are u an aspiring writer? Congrats u'll succed. Not real.
ReplyDeleteFor night Na u see all dis characteristics!!! Haba NIYI fear God.
DeleteToo many things are happening now adays that no one can explain.
ReplyDeleteEvry1 needs to be more prayerful and turn to God.
Sm1 once said to me "the fight is spiritual not physical, so stop wrestling with dese humans" #Refocus.
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood , but against principalities and powers in high places.
DeleteJust passing
ReplyDeleteNice story.
ReplyDeleteNEXT PLS
Bro ur own don finish oh! U seriously nid Jesus in ur life oh.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Dude ur case na tb joshua go handle am bcos men u don enter one chance.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Niyi Niyi,why are my not believing this your story,and even if its true please keep your advice to yourself cause nobody is as dumb as you are on this blog.
ReplyDelete*why am i
DeleteHia! See story.buh seriously,i dont get some peeps.why would u wanna make out wit à total stranger!Someone u have never met!dont know her health status!honestly some things peeps do make me believe dat some men n women should have being Born DOGS! Buh dat itslef its an insult to dogs.Tufiakwa!i just dont get it.remember Wen we wanted To cross breed ma children's beloved Alsatian,Tino,d dog refused to mate wit d dog babe o...as in refused.later we got to find out dat dat dog wasnt à pure Alsatian.so u see,even dogs have some sense of "i will not do" frankly,i dont pity u poster.time to pay for ur randy ways.and i know some wil read or hear dis story and stil fall victims.ur blokos need deliverance!#sodisgusted#
ReplyDeleteBelieve dis u will believe anything! I don't blame u poster na cause of unemployment/underemployment naim mk people dey troop dis blog dey even reply ur stupid post. Mschew. If Stella know d profile of people wey dey come dis blog she go shame sef.
ReplyDeleteWhat paineth thou 2:11?
DeleteYou are also jobless to be reading and commenting in this blog!
You should show your own profile and see what you are made of!
I know it's because of okija wife that claimed her sister is a friend to the woman who gave birth after 14 years of pregnancy, that is why you are spewing this bile from your mouth! If you are too good for this blog, then
Vamoose!
Abeg go church
ReplyDeleteHeard stories like dis way back in uniben from ladies turnin to coffin,to some dissappearing nd some turning into cat.
Abeg go do deliverance
Enough of dis talk already
#Scape Goat#
Dunno what to make of this story,sounds like a fiction............but if its true,na God hand you dey o
ReplyDeleteNot evry free food is good f d boRry. Som guys jump @ free sex like say dia life depends on it. All d loose guys shud shine dia eyes n zip up.
ReplyDeleteAdonbilivit! This is sumone's imagination. Good story line anyway
ReplyDeleteHow would you sex a stranger you just met? That ain't healthy. You ought to think with your big head and not your little head. IDK what's going to happen, but it seems very diabolic..... You had better go and start praying for your life because this is not ordinary...
ReplyDeleteThat's if this story is true sha... (forgot to add that)
ReplyDeleteI don't bliv dis story buh if it's real den u don enter on chance. Ma advice for u is to seek God's deliverance
ReplyDeleteDs is SUPER STORY...EEE!!!
ReplyDeleteRitual things. I sorry for you.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe in the rubbish mami or papi water. Until somebody videos it. Sorry it is 2014!! Show us the witchcraft in HD or e na gwa beatrice.
ReplyDeleteThe only logical explanation I can think of is that they sold your sperm to a sperm bank. These days a lot of baby trade is going in so I think that makes sense. Or this is just a cooked up story.
On*
DeleteNiyi try n see ur pastor
ReplyDeleteNiyi please try and see your pastor
ReplyDeleteLet's not crucify Stella for some incredible posts that need our advice. That we comment on them does not mean we believe all. The truth is that, all lizards are on their stomach, we do not know which one truly has stomach ache. Ignoring them may not be helpful. Again, we learn one or two things from the comments. Rose
ReplyDeleteNiyi, am I supposed to clap for you? Fake tale you just told.
ReplyDeleteI laff in ijebu...ti e ti ba e
ReplyDeletethe kind of slow membrane that runs in your family?
ReplyDeleteLies from the pit of hell. Nice try.
ReplyDeleteYou are pinished! hehehe
ReplyDelete