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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Coded Gist





THIS MIGHT BE A MOVIE SCRIPT FOR ALL YOU KNOW.

Scene one :An actress in a green white green country met a man from the country that colonized the green white green and they stated dating,but this lady was always demanding for cash and the man being love struck gave selflessly without looking back.

At a time,the lady called the man (who had the intention of visiting green white green again to ask for her hand in marriage) and told him that her only pikin (from another man)  has problems with his eyes and that he need to be operated upon ASAP. The man sent a lot of money,unknown to him that he was just an ATM .

Scene two:The lady called the ATM and said that her mother was at the point of death and  needed money for operation .....again. The man called the lady's mother and like a good mother of a good actress,the mother started talking like she was almost dead and the man had to strain his ears to hear her.

Convinced beyond doubt that the mother of the woman he was about to marry needed help,the man went to the bank to send the money,but was told by the manager of the bank that he had to split the transfer into two.

It was during this process that he met a friend. His friend asked if all was well when he saw the figures he wanted to transfer to the green white green land. Loverboy explained to his friend and the friend planted a seed of doubt by asking questions.

His friend asked if he had double checked to know if she was saying the truth. The man laughed and told his shocked friend that green white green cannot lie to him. 
Long story short,they used the friends phone ( anonymous caller status) to call the mother ,it was a shock when mama picked the call and started talking out loud asking who was calling.when told the call was from her hometown and that the caller just wanted  to know if she was ok,mama replied by saying she was as fit as a horse......phone line cuts.

That was how the relationship ended,even when the actress pleaded and all that,the man just moved on and married another woman.

CLUE: She was an up and coming tiwan tiwan actress,who acted in a movie that brought her to limelight (the title of the movie starts with the 8th alphabeth and ends with the 20th . Her name starts with the 12th and ends the the 1st . Her surname starts with the 15th word. Remember to look amongst NOLLY -Y.

*I am sorry if you cannot break the codes but please do not ask me to help you....do you watch a movie starting from the end of it?
Good luck with the movie scene rehearsal.

118 comments:

  1. I don't watch Yoruba movies that much so I can't decode this person...
    She is my name sake...
    Oriegwu!
    Over to yoruba movie addict...
    Am out!!

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    1. Stela has come again wit her coded gist. D babe's name is definitely lola O****** d movie starts wit H and ends wit T and its a yoruba movie. Dnt watch yoruba movies so I gass no idea wotsoeva.

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    2. SDK said we should remember to look among Nolly... its not a yoruba movie, well, I guess

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    3. First comment here but been an ardent reader since the creation of this blog...so amma pay homage to whom it is due.
      To unquenchable pepper...dalu ooo
      To mamie of life... Nwanne gi ne kele
      To ezenwanyi...u be boss
      To doc okey... Just ur acronym gat me tripping
      To bloglord, pinkshell, galore, general wife, eve, kehinde ake, pink sunset, pipi lee...to all you I can't rack my brain to remember, yes to You and to all the anonymouses, How is ur day going... as in 'ke ncha bu ncha'?

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    4. But stella didn't say it's a Yoruba movie.. Or are my eyes now playing tricks on me?

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    5. Luscious berry I greet you too o
      'Ha ncha bu ncha'

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    6. Luscious berry dear welcome o! Nno! M-amie will give the membership list.

      Pepper ose oku!

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    7. Luscious Berry, acronym kwa? A na m ekele gi o.

      Pepper, I been dey look for you for Miami beach ka anyi nweta onwe anyi.

      Pipi lee, answer ur phone. Obu Doctor na kpo.

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    8. Hi, luscious, howdydo?

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    9. It should be something like biodun okeowo, I ve heard that her just before, all these runs girls, uhmm

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    10. Omo butti, biodun okeowo, that's it, I know the jist

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    11. The answer is Lizzy Anjorin.

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    12. Lizzy Anjorin

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    13. Lucious is dat you on there?
      Welcome I'm equally new on the block.
      I'm always new cos everything about me is new....kiss

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    14. Lolz @ pepper...how much is d fee?
      Thanks to you all. Okey I meant u being a doc.

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    15. Lucious nwanne mmadu, i salute!

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  2. choi stellakoko of life..see as u dey make me recite a-z while using my fingers to count 8-20...lmao...diariz God o

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  3. Ahhh Stella I gbadun this jist o0, ok let me grab my snacks and Nutri C, waiting for decoders jare!

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  4. movie begins with H and ends with T
    that's all i can decode

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  5. Stella I will just borrow one of ur stools and sit o. With a bolltle of pepsi and chin chin. Waiting for the real decoders to resume their duty. Lol

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  6. Yoruba actress with Lara/ Lola as first name, surname starting with O. Movie that brought her to limelight starts with H and ends with T, that doesn't sound like a Yoruba movie. These clues don't add up biko.

    Your coded gists are becoming uninteresting.

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    1. I second that. I know say sdk no go post this comment.

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    2. You know say sdk no go post the comment wey you reply or your own comment? Jobless fools

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    3. The clues are too cumbersome,and instead of decoding,we get busy begging the next person to do it.I aint got strength for such,and I can't find my pen to start counting ABC. Bottomline,drop d first name and we gossip the matter.byeeeeee.

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  7. Oya decoder do ur work

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    1. Itiboribo,ibikwa ozo...

      Fireworks!!

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  9. Hmmmmmm Stella dimoko of life, see tory, oya The amebos of life make una help break this code ohh, sipping pineapple and water melon.

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  10. Ehwoooo!
    This is wat dey call 'FO-CUP' (break cup)
    But i wld call dis 'FO-JUG' or better still 'FO-BAFF'.
    U go fear details(madam, wia do u get all dese gist 4m?)

    Not gud at all dese coded gist, abeg!
    And so i wld gladly pass the calabash to Queen linda n are mebo-mebo frnds.

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  11. Ok o. I can't decode and won't beat myself over it. So, I'll just kip refreshinq dis paqe till I can refresh no more! Oya decoders... Ur tym starts naw!

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  12. Over to decoders
    Its too early to rack my head like this
    Lemme take a seat first!

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  13. Cassandra baby11 June 2014 at 11:12

    Stella,dis early mom mom,,,ok o,can't decode,,let me sit in Linda Eze's hut & wait for d decoders

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  14. Hehehehehe
    Nigerian actress and British lover

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  15. ┅»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌=))H̶̲̥̅̊ÇŸH̶̲̥̅̊ÇŸH̶̲̥̅̊ÇŸH̶̲̥̅̊ÇŸH̶̲̥̅̊ÇŸ=))·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶. Waiting for the decoders in the house. Where mama Eze ?

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  16. Between work and thoughts of pipilee, i doubt am ready to break my head over this, besides am not to big on nollywood movies. Stella abeg make i borrow ur chair go lolo Linda hut go wait for decoders.
    Big ups to Broda Kehinde, sdk Dr, lolo linda, ezewanyi, Mamie, pat ogar,phrinkes abi na Pringles, pink shell ko,blue shell ni,cee cee, Don D, lepa shandy,haney,captains boo, generals wife, moi and all anons including my self that make this blog come to life. Bless you all.
    Special shout out to the lovely and amiable pipi lee. Love you loads. #ilovepipilee

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    1. Anony,a big Shout out to u too.stay blessed.

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    2. A big shout out to u too.....

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    3. My fav channels are 175,124,113,135,309,306 and 401.(In that order) I can't add 157.

      @General's wife how are you and your baby? Rest well

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    4. Anony i love pipilee, be kaiful!
      Dem say wen handshake don dey pass elbow, dat 1 no be greeting agen.
      Shout out to u too.

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    5. Anony i love pipilee, be kaiful!
      Dem say wen handshake don dey pass elbow, dat 1 no be greeting agen.
      Shout out to u too.

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    6. We are good dear House of MJ and hope u r too.thank I for asking...remain blessed dearie.

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    7. After insulting me u still give me big ups?
      Mene mene n'ihu...
      #pls never you mention me again!
      Keep day dreaming about your pipilee o worefa!

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    8. Mamie na wetin?
      Better go find d anon wey make you vex o.
      Warris dis?
      Mtchheeewww

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  17. I'm stuck. Not too conversant with these actresses n their names. But Britain and Nigeria come into play here.

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  18. Hian!
    This one na jamb coded question
    Too early for me to stress my brain
    Waiting for comments to roll

    CeeCee ( the original )

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    1. Who cares if u re d original or fake.mtchww

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    2. And who left this mad cow roaming around blogs.
      Jealousy kills faster than AIDS. Take note!

      CeeCee ( the original )

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    3. And who left this mad cow roaming around blog.
      Jealously kills faster than AIDS. Take note dear!

      CeeCee ( the original )

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    4. Who is a mad cow?afi jealously
      Oloshi.

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  19. Just see how this Lady lost good thing. SDKs, please, let's form a committee and go to plead with the man to reconsider his position, in the spirit of brotherhood.

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    1. There is nothing to reconsider, the man is married now.....it's the girl's loss. Next time she won't take a man's generousity and love for granted.

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  20. hian!
    Nigerian actress and uk based lover. alphabeths...eh ehn!

    abeg Linda you don put peepee stools for your hut? make I sitdon wait decoders. my head is not dia this morning.

    oya oya, where are the decoders?

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  21. Chai chineke!!
    Somborrri pls slap me!!!
    This blog sweet die!!
    Oya decoders oooo
    M-Amie no dry watch Yoruba movies
    Choi!!

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  22. Popcorn and Pepsi = Movie mode

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  23. Even google could not help me.
    My frnd walked in and saw me counting my fingers and she's bn laughing like madt, chai! Whose actress's name starts with a k?
    E belyk say dat anon wey code dat church gist don teach stella how to code badly.
    Oya *in babalawo's voice* all ye knowers and knowees, i command you to SPILL!
    Haney

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  24. O setie oooooo
    Can't decode.

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  25. IkpuRed somersaulting over everyone and lands in KayCee's laps. Twerking seriously now.

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    1. Choi!
      Kaycee haff dead o!
      Ikpu red is on heat

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  26. Dis coded gist sha!abeg Ma namesake pls help us na...meanwhile dese coded gists are becoming very juicy buh den Harder to decode.i will keep refreshing dis page for now...til d codes are broken.

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  27. Sdk ur coded gist don tighten up o shuu! SEE as I dey count ABC with my fingers like say na money. Mtcheww. All I can decode here is she is either lola/linda.

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  28. Linda Osifo? Sweet gist sha, the woman see better husband, she dey use am anyhow.

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  29. ANGELRAY SAYS
    Na wao stella, which kind punishment u dey give us so, and reward for the decoder.

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  30. Kai S to the D to the K. Me I nor know this one. Decoders over to you guys.

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  31. Lola Alao...I know the story jor!

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  32. L a = Lola.
    Nollywood Yoruba, the last letter is d 15th word which equals Alao.

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  33. Abeg Stella na come under anonymous gist us wella naaa.... As rain dey fall here Linda's Hut suppose don fill up... Make I kukumah stay indoor dey sip Hot coffe...
    @Steph Sucre

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  34. Na wa ooo. Stella, we don offend U nii? This na punishment naa. My brain dey skip abeg. *yawns*

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  35. Na lola alao dats d yoruba actress name. Stella said d 15 word is d beginning of her surname and N.B nobody dey watch film from end to beginning. So na A start d surname 15th alphabet end am. The movie I no fit think am up now. But definitely sure it's Lola Alao. My people thank me later ooooo.# LoL#

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  36. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Mehn this is really coded and i think i could decode it if they could pay me.... Lol.
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  37. Abeg make decoding easy. The way u go about it these days ain't interesting jor. The worse part is that it's even a yoruba movie star. Its limited to just those that frequently watch yoruba movies.

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  38. Stella where do u get all these coded gist from?? I surprise ooo!! Soo u go siddon for germany with nice A.C come dey send us waec abi jamb question say make we dey solve..thank God u aint a teacher;if not all students will fail ur exams badly..see as I dey recite A to Z like say u dey pay me..odiegwu ooo..I don't tire biko..aint even a nollywood addict but I sabi their names small small..ova to the almighty decoders biko as I siddon with stella's executive chair!!

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  39. Can't decode this gist o...I don't watch yoruba movies

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  40. .....******IKPURED SOMERSAULTS ON MA HEAD, ANGRILY GIVES HER A THUNDEROUS HEADER,LANDS HER ON MA LEG AND BOUNCES HER BACK TO THE HOLE SHE CRAWLEDOUT FROM****NOONE MESSES WITH ME****IN MADEA'S VOICE*****

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    1. Lol...Babes u should try stand up comedy. Don't waste yah talent as an otondo o!!!

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    2. Bia! Corper Bird, are U high on expired Alabukun or what? Don't lemme ask NYSC to extend ur service to 2019. Ko ba ra e da sohun o jare.

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    3. @Manna B carry go corper cafaya dey worry

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    4. @ Manna bee, you dey crase I beg, you just make me laugh like mad man on the street after reading your comment. Allow the corper na. Na age dey worry her.

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  41. Lola alao....

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  42. All you people counting ABC with your fingers, please be rest assured you aren't the only ones doing that.

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  43. Lola Alao



    @Galore

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  44. chop kiss luscious berry. my day is more than fantastic. the gossip here just de ease work stress . wink.

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  45. Stella i LOVE coded gists but please try and make them a bit easier. lol

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  46. Im coming to sit right beside you sweety.

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    1. Pipi lee. How body?

      Have a swaka-delicious mid week.

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    2. Dr Okey body full ground o
      Wish you same o jare

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  47. Stella alluded to it being a Yoruba actress. At the end she said focus on NOLLY-Y....ie Nolly-Yoruba.

    All of u saying lola alao...she said the first letter of her last name is the 15th alphabet...a is not the 15th alphabet.

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  48. STELLA OMO DIMOKO ABI NA IYAWO DIMOKO
    THE ESSENCE OF THIS TATAFO IS FOR IT TO BE DECODED, WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT SO TOUGH? NA JAMB ? HIAN!
    I DEY TYPE FOR CAP CUZ I DON DEY PROVOKE.

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  49. stella, i like coded gists but you are really making it difficult for us these days, which kind punishment be dis nou, see as i don dey count ABCD with my fingers like a little child, and you know that some of us do not watch Yoruba movies, i don't even know most of the actresses in that category. please give us more clues, thanks as you do so

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  50. Manna Bee, ejebure, ema se be se to, 2019 ke? That is like 5 years oh.
    Please tamper justice with Mercy, biko, lol.

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  51. I think it's this jist about Abiodun Okeowo AKA omo butti, hehehe , according to the jist from a salon on opebi, the man saw her on the screen and develop interest in her, he got her contact and before you know it our hungry actress leapt onto it like kilode, she started extracting money by all means from the guy, in truth the guy fall Maga no be small o, before she chop the last supper wey no gree cook, longer throat tinz. Uhmm dirty tinz girls most of them. Tho I hear she Don marry now sha.

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  52. IRENE JUNE 21st11 June 2014 at 18:57

    COMPLAINT LETTER
    I,Irene21st,do solemnly make this complaint on behalf of some other sdkers.For some time now,our madam,Stella Dimoko Korkus has been putting us in tight corners.Her coded gists have turned to treasures hidden in Bermuda triangle. It is worthy of note to say that we are addicted to this blog but will it be good if we are fired from our jobs?. She gives coded gists and we start counting the alphabets on our fingers and toes,still we do not get the answer to the coded and Bermudaic gist correctly.
    Please Sir,attend to this matter urgently before we all start reading the alphabets while walking,cooking and even 69ing
    Your's faithfully,
    Irene B
    Copy:
    Sen David Mark
    Emir Sanusi Lamido
    Gov Amaechi
    Dr Okechukwu
    Angela Okorie
    Mr Ibu

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  53. IRENE JUNE 21st11 June 2014 at 18:57

    COMPLAINT LETTER
    I,Irene21st,do solemnly make this complaint on behalf of some other sdkers.For some time now,our madam,Stella Dimoko Korkus has been putting us in tight corners.Her coded gists have turned to treasures hidden in Bermuda triangle. It is worthy of note to say that we are addicted to this blog but will it be good if we are fired from our jobs?. She gives coded gists and we start counting the alphabets on our fingers and toes,still we do not get the answer to the coded and Bermudaic gist correctly.
    Please Sir,attend to this matter urgently before we all start reading the alphabets while walking,cooking and even 69ing
    Your's faithfully,
    Irene B
    Copy:
    Sen David Mark
    Emir Sanusi Lamido
    Gov Amaechi
    Dr Okechukwu
    Angela Okorie
    Mr Ibu

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  54. Hello y'all guess the gist has dealt a blow on y'all brains,so sorry,I'm here to help ease the migrain it might have caused.Her name is Lola oladipupo but you guys might know her as Lola Margaret.How I knew?well did a lil research.... Still might be wrong though .................
    Dr kinki.

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  55. silentobserver11 June 2014 at 21:20

    This coded gist is getting too difficult to crack.The last one u posted no one was able to crack it and now this. ..abeg try give us more hints ...BTW where is amebonamywork? Why do u have to go MIA when we need you to decode ...abeg show...shout out to pepper ose oku with the Egyptian neck and richer than ezenwanyi. ..Mamie ., Linda queen of SDK blog, wide eyed, xexy kehinde Ake and all anons. This blog rocks...i miss aboki na mallam, prince jobless, where are u guys?

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  56. Pls fellow sdkers! Sorry to digress. Can anyone pls loan me 50-100k to start a small biz to pay back at d end of d year with interest. Am a young mom who needs empowerment. My num. 08139056204 n bbm pin 289467ff. Pls my contact is for those who truly have my interest at heart. Aunty stella pls post my comment u don't who God can use to change my life.

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    1. Y not sell ur bb n do osusu 4 some months wit ur subscription dat way u can raise money n start a biz

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  57. This one is lola oladoke that acted HALIMAT.

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  58. Irene b. Lol . Sdk pipul I kNow this woman inside out. If you want any infomation about ha ask me.let me start now she is tall dark and drives a jeep and her husband works in nnpc. She issometimes rude but always quiet. She has a manfriend in mobil,we all know cos we are friends

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    1. Amebo, who asked u?!
      How do u feel though?
      Like a traitor! That is if this is true!

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  59. Anon 6.17am,u want popularity here abi? Use ya name n comment uniquely. U call it jeep? In this 21st century?pls,no dey misinform ppl. Nnpc ko,nnpc ni. Manfriend? Diarizgodoooooooooo.

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