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Thursday, June 12, 2014

Brasil 2014 - Opening Ceremony Memo To Wives And Girlfriends.


....Between Brasil and Croatia,who do you think will win the opening match?
....That Jennifer Lopez is opening the ceremony is giving Brasilians fever..LOL.
Wives,girlfriends and side chicks,please note the following rules and regulations during the world cup to avoid any break ups....please take this as a serious LOL.
Before,during and after the match,biko drop ya analysis here.
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91 comments:

  1. Nki12 June 2014 at 18:53

    Lol! Noted.

    Not keen on football at all but I think I'll watch the opening ceremony in the spirit of good sports womanship, lol!

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    1. Unknown12 June 2014 at 23:55

      Abeg Stella, what of that Dresden guy wey talk say hin go naked come your domot if super Eagles qualify! Spiecy Tee wetin be that guy name again?
      You know yourself o! Hope say you don ready to fulfil your promise?

      Pepper ose oku watching!

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    2. onyiiasa13 June 2014 at 00:49

      BLOG ANALYSER: I am definitely watching this year's world cup

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  2. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)12 June 2014 at 18:59

    Akuko...Hilarious tho.

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  3. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 19:00

    I think brazil will win croatia 2-1.Ann

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  4. Patt Eyaba12 June 2014 at 19:00

    Ok oh

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  5. TM12 June 2014 at 19:08

    Hi y'all,been here for a while and sumtyms comment,I'll appreciate it if y'all big wigs can accept me into ds amazing family..am knda rserved and bt I luv all u ppl's comments..s/o to
    Linda Eze
    Charles Arinze
    Mamie Water
    Pepper Ose oku
    Bitchplis
    Saint Zizee
    Salt to taste
    Pipi lee
    Abigal Kray....
    Eve u Ume
    Diamondblinqs
    Sdk first son
    Queen Amy
    Genny baby
    The General's wife
    Amaka Tor
    Alloy
    Patt ogar
    Mr. Fantastic
    Pink shell
    Wide eyed
    Manna bee
    Anonys
    And others I forgot to mention #luvuall

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    1. SALT TO TASTE12 June 2014 at 21:24

      Love u too darling.









      #FaithfulSalt #CheatingIs ForLosers









      Salt

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    2. Dark Horse12 June 2014 at 21:31

      U gotta wrk it out and nt by sending shout out..the family is tyt n packed so you hv to
      1. Comment on every single post fr one mnth
      2. While doing #1, u comment reasonably

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    3. Dark Horse12 June 2014 at 21:41

      U gotta wrk it out and nt by sending shout out..the family is tyt n packed so you hv to
      1. Comment on every single post fr one mnth
      2. While doing #1, u comment reasonably

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    4. SDK BounceR12 June 2014 at 21:44

      Chineke God! Copy and paste in totality? Mehn, school days especially exam periods must be magical moments with you&difficult ones for your examiners&makers.. Just hope you never got anyone implicated sha???@Dr's Boo.. Ngi nwe aka bigtime Giraffe..lol

      But wait oo, why did you delete Kehinde's name??? Hmmmmmmmmm

      #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
      *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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    5. House Of MJ12 June 2014 at 21:47

      Yep you forgot me :) welcome luv

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    6. SDK FIRST SON12 June 2014 at 21:58

      Dr's Boo, you are welcome to our big family........ Always feel relax and free to comment. Cheers...... One love

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    7. The General's Wife12 June 2014 at 22:06

      Dr's Boo,u are highly welcome dear...we r helluva one big Fam!glad to have u onboard...lets roll girl!

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    8. Manna Bee12 June 2014 at 22:27

      Dr's Boo, wa gbayii. O ku aponle mi. May God recognise U for goodies. Feel free. Forget all the yabis and rages. We are one big family. *Hugs*

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    9. bitchplis13 June 2014 at 00:30

      Welcome to d family house...btw,which dr r u boo'ing? Dr okechukwu? D 1st time I saw ur comment I thot u wr toluwalase/captain/everybody's boo

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    10. Cinderella13 June 2014 at 00:43

      Nne, biko it's ok.. how many times will you post it? This is the new way of seeking attention on this blog.

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    11. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 01:44

      U forgot Yomslaw and Oluyomi Odukoya

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    12. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 03:38

      Wowwwwwwww, do some peeps still remember me?

      Oluyomi Odukoya

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    13. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 03:39

      Wowwwwwwww, do some peeps still remember me?

      Oluyomi Odukoya

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    14. Coco Arielle13 June 2014 at 09:26

      Wilkommen......

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  6. Papaz#12 June 2014 at 19:11

    My lil niece and nephew are watching cartoon at the moment.. omo at 8.30pm I go change tv to watch match...I don buy sweet keep for them cos the crying no go get part 2..#team Spain and Arg#..

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    1. Unknown12 June 2014 at 22:26

      Lol! Wayo uncle. No give dem too much sweet oo

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    2. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 23:04

      Na only one TV una get? Abeg o

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    3. Unknown13 June 2014 at 14:40

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    4. Unknown13 June 2014 at 14:43

      You must be a real idiot for this comment. So what if they have only one TV? Mscheww..

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  7. Unknown12 June 2014 at 19:15

    Lol. J lo is sexy sha.. No hostin nation has eva lost on their first match with dat i tip brasil to win.

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  8. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 19:18

    i wnt b shocked 2 c stories lyk "husband flees home cos of world cup" or "sos! Man punches wife as he screamed its a goal!!!" or "dia is no food in my house bt my husband has jst renewed our dstv subscription bcos of d world cup"
    anyways y'al shld ve 4n wyl it lasts

    Blue Ivy

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  9. Unknown12 June 2014 at 19:25

    Lol...Not gonna happen...haha

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  10. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 19:38

    Rubbish

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  11. Pink shell12 June 2014 at 19:48

    #Yinmu!
    That remote control tingy no dey work for our house oo!
    Hen! We Vote at home.
    And all the time my popsy loses to me and my sistas(my mum is indiff abt tv), but sometimes we pity him n let him enjoy d sittin room tv.

    But anytime my popsy wants to do ogboju and be like 'U girl's go to ur rooms' #Hehehe!
    Me n my sistas wld target wen d man dozes off or takes a break to pee.
    And den we strike, we change d channel n hide d remote.
    The man wld now be like 'se o ri awon omo e' to my mum and den use his hand.

    Advice to men; Go to ur frnd's house, probably a bachelor, wia u ppl can gada in grps n enjoy ur game.

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  12. Manna Bee12 June 2014 at 19:49

    LMAO! If I hear....

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  13. SouthEastern12 June 2014 at 19:50

    Its going to be a serious battle between Croatia and Brazil but in the end Brazil will triumph 1-0

    #God answers all prayers#
    Happy moments - Praise God, Difficult moments-Seek God,
    Quiet moments -Worship God, Painful moments-Trust God,
    Every moment - Thank God.

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  14. Unknown12 June 2014 at 20:12

    no more telemundo *sob*

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    1. Mandi13 June 2014 at 00:08

      Osas, so you like Telemundo like my sis..hmmm, am gonna watch ball but will peep @ her TM during half time. Its Brasil 2014 to ease the tension in this nation politically speaking,....Naija 4 Life!! There's no stopping us kawaaai

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  15. young FOREVER12 June 2014 at 20:25

    I v already taken to my fate evn b4 all dese rules.na dem sabi.there s always a back up.hehehe.laptop here I come.let me start hunting for d latest seasonal films.abeg any1 wt a suggestion of seasonal films dat can make my 'brasil 2014' moments not boring?

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    1. Unknown12 June 2014 at 21:28

      orange is the new black,devious maid,suit,revenge etc

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    2. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 21:57

      Hey, have u see Devious Maids Season 1 and 2 is up to episode 7.Give it a try.If you love Jack Bauer,Season 9 is out.Enjoy...

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    3. the happiest girl in the block12 June 2014 at 22:47

      I found this new series on sunday, "Devious maids". It was produced by "desperate house wives " producer.
      Sweatheart, I know u will never regret it. As for me series own me now.hehehehe!!

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    4. bitchplis13 June 2014 at 00:34

      Seasonal film? No...call it 'series'... Don't mention abi na 'u r welcom' dem dey talk now

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    5. Unknown13 June 2014 at 14:49

      Actually devious maids was produced by Eva longoria,she didn't produce desperate housewives, she only starred in it. As for interesting series, devious maids is exceptional. Try also Mistresses (U.S) and Twisted. They are all new series. You'll love them.

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  16. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 20:29

    Hahahaha ok o.. Now listen Husbands/ boyfriends: we the wives/ girlfriends association have decided that no food, no sex and also no shoulder to cry on when your team losses during this world cup.. We wunt even say hi to your friends.. We hope you find all the comfort and happiness in the game! Dazzling

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    1. Unknown12 June 2014 at 21:34

      LOL
      Spot on!

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    2. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 08:14

      Hahahahahaha anon, true talk oh!! But since we use an explorer and I have a decoder to watch in d bedroom (Xtra View) I no de among una, hahahahaha. If d football like make he go on 4 one year, I'm covered,Lol.

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    3. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 09:25

      I am sorry to burst ur bubble Bt our beer and hot will be a shoulder to lean on, if you like no cook,we go watch the match for joint and we go chop there,if na sex u plan use,my dear supporters club no ask for 16 million condoms for only the wives and gf.

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  17. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 20:41

    Dear boyfriends, brothers and husbands nobody should use my phone to do naijabet cuz it'll red for u if I catch u.....kwyn

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  18. Sylvonce12 June 2014 at 20:48

    Beautiful opening ceremony. Money well spent though...don't blame d citizens for rioting lol. Somehow I tip Croatia to win tonyt's match. #LetSip&Watch

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  19. HJ12 June 2014 at 20:58

    The openin ceremony is very colorful and mind blowin.Now ma prediction; Brazil 2: Croatia 1
    #iSupportNigeria#.

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  20. SALT TO TASTE12 June 2014 at 20:58

    Am so loving the FIFA WC 2014- Opening...
    Aunty stella, u no need to ask... Na Brazil go win the match.









    #FaithfulSalt #CheatingIs ForLosers









    Salt

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  21. Unknown12 June 2014 at 21:00

    Women should just allow men enjoy the world cup please,its annoying how "crucial matters" arise whenever there is a match@Easah I saw your comment on the Sanusi post and bought you gala in traffic,how will you get it now? Lol.

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  22. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 21:05

    Lol... This World Cup is a nightmare indeed, I don't know what I'm going to do with myself for the duration of the World Cup. I did not realise it's going to last all the way to July... Gosh my Hubby is just going to take over the remote control in our house ohhhhhh

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  23. Unknown12 June 2014 at 21:06

    I'm already dreading this world cup of a thing. You need to see how hubby and my 2 BILs have been glued to the TV since this evening .
    OK, I say make I respect myself go watch another thing for inside room and nurse my baby, hubby carry himself enter follow us and tuned into the boring world cup opening ceremony, arrrgh!
    I wish there is something I can do to make this super sports channel disappear.

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    1. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)13 June 2014 at 07:01

      Hahahahahaha choi looks like yours is worse o. Dey leave room own for us o,.

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  24. Unknown12 June 2014 at 21:07

    ***yawns*** Stella, na sleep sure pass oo.....You and the guyz dat cameup wiv these dumb rules can manage this 'K' for me.

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  25. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 21:14

    Mschew these stupid unfunny rules that some jobless person posts every world cup, olympics, etc. Abeg women watch sports as well or they will actually have time to do things that they want without your hot breath on her neck. Ladies, rejoice!!

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  26. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 21:15

    anon 9:05 shey na only one TV una get?

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  27. Dark Horse12 June 2014 at 21:40

    Brasil is definitely gon' win tonyts match 2-0..BTW am #TEAM9ja&Brazil

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  28. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 22:04

    ◦нê◦нë◦нê◦нë◦нê◦°◦ :p ....these guys are getin tensed..*watching alone..no boy for house

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  29. The General's Wife12 June 2014 at 22:09

    Not ma thing...stuck to ma indian movies.and I hope dey will be showing a lot of Jason Statham's movies.

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    1. Tochini13 June 2014 at 04:05

      Madam.. Huh? Indian movies ke...

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  30. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 22:16

    Sterra...yeepa Brasil 0 crotia 1....Brazillian own goalllllllllllllllll

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  31. Aeegurl...12 June 2014 at 22:19

    Lmao..

    Aeegurl...

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  32. Pipi Lee12 June 2014 at 22:33

    Goalllll!!!!!!!!
    A golden goal from d golden boy Neymar
    Choi!!!!
    I see you too Oscar
    Brazil 1: Croatia 1 (OG)

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  33. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 22:43

    No more touching till after the world.....Signed
    Nigeria Wives Association

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  34. Whirlwind12 June 2014 at 22:45

    Ha, my own rules pass this one oh, hubby says I must sit down and watch with him and should always make sure there is something for him to chew like fried meat, small chops , pepper soup etc.
    I don fry meat for am,pour ata suya and onions whilst I count days, hmmmmm

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    1. Unknown13 June 2014 at 06:46

      Easy on the frying please,instead make peppersoup,peppered vegetables,grilled chicken and potatoes thingly sliced etc..its healthier that way..enjoy.

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    2. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)13 June 2014 at 06:58

      Hahahahahaahahahahahaha kpele o.

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  35. MOI12 June 2014 at 22:50

    I missed the opening ceremony was in the gym. Now watching the first match with my HSBD. My teams are the French team and the Super Eagles.

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  36. TM12 June 2014 at 23:04

    I can only imagine my dad and lil cousin @ home fighting over the remote control,,lolz
    Not really a fan of soccer self *notinterestedsmiley

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  37. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 23:05

    For me I love football more than my guy,not that he hate football but Me I don't miss any game so we are going to enjoy this world cup. I have been counting dOwn. I wish the two countries well. Let the beta side win.

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  38. MOI12 June 2014 at 23:12

    My fellow married women, this is what you should do this football season, instead of fighting your hubby over who controls the remote sit and watch the match with hobby. I prepared BBQ Ribs and me and my hubby are chilling with a bottle of red wine while watching at the same time, i am not crazy about foot ball but i am doing it for him and he is happy. You don't have to prepare BBQ, it can be any snack of your choice. IT WORKS!

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  39. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 23:24

    Galore is 21 today, today marks 21 years Abiola passed. Galore, you're just a kid, stop ranting..

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  40. Unknown13 June 2014 at 00:02

    who noticed that guy in brazil ,with full lips i think he is the captain, that is sexy.i can kiss that lips fovever jix

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  41. Pipi Lee13 June 2014 at 00:04

    Oh yeah! !! What an amazing goal!
    Oscar my boy chop Knuckle

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    1. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 09:31

      Chai pipi why u wan break my heart? No tell me say you be Chelsea fan o

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  42. Chi exotic13 June 2014 at 00:05

    Neymar is obviously a STAR,Oscar is a whizkid,Marcelo made a grave mistake but made sure he played his heart out to makeup for it.If nigeria can play this kind of fast game with all of their strenght,then we might get somewhere.

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  43. FirstLady13 June 2014 at 00:12

    Thank God my hubby is not that football freak & I love him for that.

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  44. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 01:00

    Funny enuff, hubby has made me luv soccer. His house is always filled with guys, way before we got married. And 2 of his male cousins live with us. We are excited d world cup has started, no dull moment.

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  45. tomiwealth13 June 2014 at 01:23

    Hehehe My remote control so belongs to me until husby comes around.

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  46. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 01:55

    Smtcheeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

    OKIJA WIFE

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  47. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 02:13

    We the Girlfriends/Wives association have these rules too
    1 no food,no dinner or calling to help buy suya/garri after you have watched your games & you are hungry
    2no movies for us abi uve forgotten we are drama queens/actress ourselves
    3you should inform us 1hour to your game with correct bribe
    4your friends must be courteous & nice when they coming over
    5i won't get any of your friends drinks or popcorn,they should get it when they coming
    6your team loses=no crying on my shoulder
    7if am horny during a match & you refuse ure on probation for the next 3months
    8if your team loses to my team you do the cleaning of the house for a month

    Signed
    Girlfriends/Wives Association

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    1. Orisabunmi13 June 2014 at 16:39

      You wicked no be small.

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  48. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 02:15

    Am so mad this worldcup is happening when my bf and I are just 1month & am loving every bit of it,now he won't have time for those funny VNs,naughty texts & bath lovemaking....mtcheew am so vexed

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  49. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 02:15

    We the Girlfriends/Wives association have these rules too
    1 no food,no dinner or calling to help buy suya/garri after you have watched your games & you are hungry
    2no movies for us abi uve forgotten we are drama queens/actress ourselves
    3you should inform us 1hour to your game with correct bribe
    4your friends must be courteous & nice when they coming over
    5i won't get any of your friends drinks or popcorn,they should get it when they coming
    6your team loses=no crying on my shoulder
    7if am horny during a match & you refuse ure on probation for the next 3months
    8if your team loses to my team you do the cleaning of the house for a month

    Signed
    Girlfriends/Wives Association

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  50. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)13 June 2014 at 02:18

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Hubby loves soccer,imagine todays match,no talking,more concentration,he took d full space on d couch cos he had to relax very well with d remote,when I ask questions no better response. I enter room with my daughter dy watch our channel 309(wetin man go do).

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  51. HEATHROW13 June 2014 at 02:56

    Daumn!!!! JLO was supperb @ d opening of the worldcup.as usual I must say.I really need to go see her.pls how do I get to Brazil from okokobioko street in ikotun Egbe,off Ajanlekoko by ogborikoko,via karimu way tru agidingbi opposite langbasa across ilogbo elegba?
    HEATHROW via blackberryBold5

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    1. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 06:03

      Dry dundee united

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    2. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 08:24

      Go through sambisa forest, since u stay opposite langbasa across ilogbo egbeda, u no see as d name blend? U re not well aswear, lmao.

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  52. nash13 June 2014 at 08:04

    Brazil 3 croatia 1
    Nice game

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