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Someone dropped this in the comment section...if this is for you,please make contact.
''Please a very good and affordable wedding decorator,wedding cake baker and anyone who makes cocktail drinks with small chops based in Akure, Ondo state should contact me on abimbola8891@gmail.com ''
*Good luck o.
do we have bakers here on this blog?..nice!!.....my matrimonial tales.my wife is dating another woman..Men,please watch it,when your wife has bff(female).they go to party togther,put on the same underwear,after dinner,she does not sleep on time,chating with her so called bff.not knowing they are lesbian mate..and the other lady is also a married man.please,is our DICK too small for you women?
ReplyDeleteMr Bamidele
Mmmmmm
DeleteThis is a serious matter o
You better think of how you will take your wife for deliverance
Cos lesbianism is demonic.
Lady L
Wow, I'm sure u must be in shock over ur wife's issue. Take hrt dear, the woman must be touching her in ways dat u don't. Love making with a fellow woman can be mind blowing u know, but it's very demonic. Just pray 4 her n counsel her, u are d only 1 who can get her out of lesbianism. Don't just desert her now, trust me, she needs u now than ever. Its well.
DeleteAsk Queen lesbo sorry linda!ask her o!!lol,,on a serz note,its nt abt d dick size,I think its spiritual
DeleteMr Bamidele you are too funny,how do you know she's her lesbian mate? What evidence do you have?
DeleteAbeg comot here! If you were pleasing her in the bedroom u think she'll be running after her female friends.
DeleteMr ode! Make u comot from Stella's blog go up ur game
Lobatan o!
DeleteAbeg go and seat down! How am I sure you don't have artificial virgina! What are not doing right? You better check yourself!
DeletePepper ose oku! Ada chi stars!
Please o, please a good and affordable make up artist is needed(must know how to tie gele), caterer, event decor(4 traditional marriage), seasoned persons for photo/video coverage.
Deletei would prefer ones based in the East(owerri or environ).
brides please recomment d ones u used 4 your traditional marriage
@ Bamidele, Stella's blog has it all. Doctors, Nurses, Bakers, Med lab Scientists, Engineers, Bankers etc etc.
Delete@your story, sorry ooooo. Take it to God in prayer. He alone can save your wife.
Lolzz.methinks Mr Bamidele is just being humourous. The question about all(?) Dicks being small is hilarious. Yes, y'all ve teeny weeny dicks. Way smaller than the average cl*t. I'm still LOLing
Delete@anon 10:46pm. I recommend Nitaz beauty for ur makeup n hair and shes based in the east (talk2mandy2002@yahoo.com) she wil gv u contact for a vry good caterer too. I hired deir services durin my trad n church weddin
DeleteMr Bamidele n other guys that don't know this (though I trust most male BVs) sex is not abt riding d hell outta ur woman. A gud percentage of women don't hv orgasms thru intercourse. Check urself pls.
DeleteWhoever you are congrats in advance.I just love weddings.
ReplyDeleteHML in advance o poster!
ReplyDeleteHML in advance o poster!
ReplyDeleteSee why I love you Stella? Inspite of all your gragra, you do have a heart :)
ReplyDeleteSee why I love you Stella? Inspite of all your gragra, you do have a heart :)...a beautiful heart.
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What gra gra here now...I must drop comment syndrome...smh.FLAMEs.
DeleteYes Stella is a true delta pikin,gragra but with a good heart.that how we wre in delta..........pretty T
DeleteBia anon flames, you must be quite high on he-goat droppings. Stupendous mucheche.
DeletePOP
Gra gra wit a good heart is a nice report madam flames.
DeleteGra gra wit a good heart is a nice report madam flames.
DeleteDear BVs help me judge thus and let me know if I'll be out of line to send a junior staff a notice to stop using the office toilet.
ReplyDeleteI have two toilets in the office. One for me and the other for staff and customers. The one for staff and customers is centralised. The doors around there leads to the reception and my office. I don't know what this guy eats. Each time he goes to toilet I have to step out of the office for about an hour till the odour fades away. I have used all forms of air fresheners but it defies all I've tried. In fact I don't know how to describe the smell. Something like rotten kpomo with ogiri and sour beans. At times I even get scared that if I don't step out the smell might cling to my clothes. Even with AC we'll open all windows and doors.
The most embarrassing one today was when I had an important client visiting today and this guy entered toilet. Within seconds my client was wondering what was happening but I got the drill say accountant don enter toilet.
I'm at wits end because I handed him air fresheners before to spray even before he starts but mehn the smell idi too much and I've concluded that come Monday I'm handing him a notification that says he has been suspended from using office toilet.
I don't want to die before my time from inhaling toxic substance.
Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaahhaahhahaha. R u for real? OMG. I laughed so hard I started farting. Jeeeez. #ps my fart doesn't smell like his shit o. Maybe u have annoyed him and that's his way of repaying u. Hahahaha
DeleteHaba, u can't stop him from using it o, he's your staff. I think you should tell him to see a doctor.
DeleteBuhahahahahaha..rotfl!I knw that feeling cos I get one frnd wey her shit dey smell like that..lmao
DeleteLolllll. Could this be realll?? Please tell him to take fruits nd water regularly. He should also endeavor to offload everyday b4 coming to the office.
DeleteGet a pit toilet for him somewhere biko, lol. You may need to ask him what he eats o, maybe ogiri+moi moi for breakfast. Egg+beans in the afternoon, iru+ukwa in the night. Why won't the toilet smell now?
DeleteTell him to flush the toilet as he drops, then spray air freshener before he drops another one.
DeleteHe should not wait to finish all of the bomb before flushing.
please don't tell him to stop using the toilet. That is not nice at all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA..SWEETMOTHER;ah swear this ur story really got me....what more can i say..but u cant stop him from using the toilet na..kai!! this situation is just too funny
DeleteLoooool sweet mother won't kill me oh... The way u described the smell was epic! The man needs to have his intestines Flushed with harpic!
DeleteI don laff dis evening oooo abeg tell him to go for detox and stop eating gassy foods during office hours
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha. I tink d funniest prt was wia d client was wondrin wat was hapnin... Hahahahahaha d best tin s 4d guy2 alwaz offload b4 cumin 2wrk everyday. lmao
DeleteElsie
Hahaaanaaa. ...Pls tell him to eat clean like lots of fruits and vegetables with lots of water. Then he should always take natural yogurt and avoid red meat.
DeleteGive him thick bleach to always use inside the toilet (around it) b4 he starts defecating and use it after he has flushed d toilet.
This bleach help to kills the bacteria smell that Evaporate from d toilet. *Good luck*
#POSH MIDWIFE#
Sweet mother buy Ariel and hand it ova 2 him,tel him 2 pour the Ariel in just b4 flushing,wen he eventually flushes,the scent of the Ariel combined with the air freshness will neutralize the foul smell of his poo.btw thanx for dropping comment about RCCG Magodo,I went there 4 the 1st time last week and I'm convinced it rilly is 'our fathers house'believing God for a miracle soonest.Jah bless
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
DeleteMrs Chi Ude
Lol!!...lwkmd.Yuck!!!...abeg do the doable now. Just save yourself from all the filth. Hand over the notification sharp sharp...you must be very kind to have tolerated him all the while.. wtf???
DeleteThere's a product called poo pourri. That should help solve his problem. Try Google it.# On a serious note#
DeletePlease stop him from.using the toilet
DeleteTell him to offload before coming to the office. It's embarrassing
Buhahahahahahahahaaa @sweet mother... Seriously I dnt have anythimg to say, but, what I hv to say is, you re very funny..
DeleteLmao!
This is the most hilarious comment I've ever read on any blog!! I had to copy and send it out on BBM! Lmao!!!!!
DeleteHonestly you guys won't understand what we are passing through. When it first started I wasn't around and when I came I had a brief meeting with the business manager to discuss the issue. The first solution was to ban him from eating beans during lunch but that solution I guess us only temporary. This is a grown up married man.
Delete@Wangarau I'm glad you attended. God will surely hear your prayers. Keep an open heart. Pray and praise.
DeleteU can try to be diplomatic abt it, bt u need to tell him. I suggest u give this assignment to a male staff cos men have a very big ego. If u tell him now, wahala. A fellow staff should tell him to please avoid doing number 2 in the staff toilet cos d whole office has been complaining. The guy probably doesn't know how bad it is.
DeleteSimilar thing happens in my office. U dare not enta d toilet after the branch manager. The annoying part is dat she leaves traces of her waste on d toilet bowl. U need d cleaner to clean d place & clear d air with air freshener. Ds na person mama ooº°˚˚°O. I wonder ow her hubby copes in d house.
Delete*door around there leads*
ReplyDeleteWhat is my business
ReplyDeleteNext pls
@Lepa shandy, At least say congrats..... The last time I checked, Aunty Stella didn't impose it on us to comment. CONGRATS IN ADVANCE blog visitor.
DeleteHey! This may not be the real lepa shandy.
DeleteWide Eyed is right. This is the impostor. The real Lepa Shandy has a Google account.
DeleteBut for crying out loud,who are these Demons infiltrating our blog,as Impostors to other Blog visitors?Can't they just have and use their own Id?Everyone now has a fake?Pepper,Lepa Shandy and co!Hian!
DeleteI tire ooo.!
God,please expose them oooooo!
Lol@gragra
ReplyDeleteHML Dear
ReplyDeleteMr. Bamidele, sorry. but its quite unimaginable why women do that. God forbid.
HML Dear.
ReplyDeleteMr. Bamidele. its quite unimaginable why some women do that.
Mr Bamidele,try to write good English,maybe then your wife won't stray.hian!see English!
ReplyDeleteMr Bamidele your wife is possessed. Even if u aren't satisfying her she could as well follow another man y woman?!
ReplyDeleteTrina
Thank you so much Stella! you are a darling *hugs*
ReplyDeletebuahahaahahaha...accountant belle oyakpa!
ReplyDeletehe must be so shameless not to care what his shit odour does to the nostrils of others especially in a work environment.
what an embarrassment!
Abeg ban am abeg! before people die from toxic smell.
Mr Bamidele let me tell u something...3 yrs ago I had de same experience. a lady beautiful and sex approached me.I asked her a simple question when she told me why she had been following me and why she picked so much interest in me....i asked her if women get satisfied after having sex wit each other....she said yes.with time I noticed dat her hubby doesn't have time for her.he snubs her,even sexually.she picks pretty ladies and sleeps wit dem bcos noone would suspect and no complications....u see I said no,but I must confess for the first time I almost fell for her.if I did perhaps now I won't be married,infact men would have been irritating me cos really she was a seductress.go home and bang ur wife!!!u are not doing ur duty!!! bang her well,do wat u married her for.ok?
ReplyDeleteMr Bamidele let me tell u something...3 yrs ago I had de same experience. a lady beautiful and sex approached me.I asked her a simple question when she told me why she had been following me and why she picked so much interest in me....i asked her if women get satisfied after having sex wit each other....she said yes.with time I noticed dat her hubby doesn't have time for her.he snubs her,even sexually.she picks pretty ladies and sleeps wit dem bcos noone would suspect and no complications....u see I said no,but I must confess for the first time I almost fell for her.if I did perhaps now I won't be married,infact men would have been irritating me cos really she was a seductress.go home and bang ur wife!!!u are not doing ur duty!!! bang her well,do wat u married her for.ok?
ReplyDeleteMr Bamidele its obvious you love your wife,i will advice you discuss with her,ask her what the problem is or what's the attraction to another woman about.She might have been into this before marriage. Pray with her and pray for her always God will bring about her deliverance.
ReplyDeleteTHE MAN SHOULD OFFLOAD HIS STOMACH AT HOME BEFORE HE LEAVES,THAT WAY THE REALLY STRONG SMELL GO SIDDON FOR TOILET FOR HIM HOUSE.
ReplyDeleteStella nor be everybody get toilet for dia haus o,d guy must hv found solace in d office toilet..loooollll
DeleteMy thots exactly! Except its 'runny stomach',number 2 must be done in the comfort of one's home. With a book or mag in tow. Even if the book boring,e go sweet when you dey lay bricks. However,these days its better to go with your phone.Many inspiring comments come when one is on the "white" throne. Ok by(ala emmy c).
DeleteHahahaha Sdk of life,Stella,There is a scoop about Sinach in Angel Maryjane David Blog.
DeleteDevils leave osinachi anyanwu alone. May scoops n breaking news be the lot of your entire generation
DeleteStupid idiot, now she has gotten married you jealous frenemies want to Put sand in her garri..... May u experience breaking news scoop scandals in your miserable life..... She has done better than you so stop spreading the word.... Jealous bitch
DeleteReally wish I cld b of sevice but I am based in lagos nd my fees are very affordables, mite still b able to work on it. Call 07089020152. Emerald Concepts And Events
ReplyDeleteLmfao! D poster wit d toilet issue wont kill me oo
ReplyDeleteSoup just went d wrng way i swear!
Small chops for all occasions and fruit salads and the pineapple palm tree centre piece! Available to work with u no matter d location! Holla 08114396139 and 2abc744e! This is for the two people looking for vendors! God bless
ReplyDeleteTinkerbell you seem to be a pro on the matter.
ReplyDeleteyour advice is so strategic!
kikikikikikiki.
how far? na so u de offset?
lol.
This blog ehn! See how fast the cake topic drowned in lesbianism and smelly poop. Lmao!!! Are you sure the bride will still want the cake like this?
ReplyDeleteLmao! Ur comment cracked me up.
DeleteAll the poo and lesbo yarns are only read. The cake and others will be eaten and well enjoyed.
He should light a match-stick before he starts or light a cigarette in there while he is at it. That burning smell works wonders.
ReplyDeleteSTELLA has spoken gbam ,shit case closed.u go fear odour na.
ReplyDeleteLol @sweet mother plz tell d bomber 2take it easy, u could caution him, by telling him 2try n offload @home bfr coming 2work, cuz I think its now a habit of coming 2work 2 offload n blow up d office as usaul..... ........@Mr bamidele, I think lesbianism is spiritual, she needs prayers, cuz itz soo overwhelming dt ladies get lost in it.
ReplyDeleteCongrats dear
ReplyDeleteMrs Chi Ude
congrats bv. I can do these but d unfortunate thing is that I'm serving so I cudn't come wit my tools 4 all. I live in Idanre,30 mins from Akure. If I c any1, I'll link u up. Wish u a hapi married life.
ReplyDeleteSweet mother tell him to stop using that toilet! Mr bamidele please check yourself, are you sure you are doing your job well in the bedroom? Nah wao! I wonder what women find in women that they can't get in men! Talk to your wife, are you sure you are not one of those men that will satisfy girls out side instead of their wives?…hmmm..Again may be she has always been a lesbian and you did not know…hmm..
ReplyDeleteCongratulations poster. Marriage is a beautiFul thing.
ReplyDeleteSweetmother please tell him to use the other toilet or do his business at home before coming to work.
ReplyDeleteThere are people that their poop naturally smells terrible...no matter what they eat. Me thinks you shud ban him from using the toilet coz all solutions being given here will not work. Trust me,I once had a gf like dat..itsin the genes
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha. That shit gist really cracked me up. Is it rally that bad. Me dont hv any advice to gv u oh. JUST TO KEEP LAUGHING. CXongrats to blog visitor gettin married.
ReplyDeleteEwo! Sh*t gone bad. Lmao!...EEE!!!
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