ALIBABA AND BASKETMOUTH |
Comedians are meant to be funny, right? Yes, the stand-up comedians dominating Nigeria’s humour business landscape are funny quite alright on stage, but very serious in business.
They may look funny and unserious, but they are cavorting to the bank and living their dreams. Ali Baba, the father of stand-up comedians in Nigeria, aptly captured in words, the profitability of comedy business when he said: “comedy is a funny business, a very big business.”
After a careful study of the careers of these successful comedians, Showtime came to the conclusion that a number of them are outstanding. Here are the top 10 in this branch of entertainment in terms of their assets, the money they charge per show, the various products or corporate endorsements they did, and their established brands from which they make steady income.
Alibaba:
With over thirty years of performing on stage and hosting events for almost all Nigeria’s former presidents and the present one, Ali Baba sits at the apex. Even President Olusegun Obasanjo once jokingly accused him of being overpaid for his performance. His Lekki mansion where he lives is said to be worth more than N300 million alone.
Alibaba makes his money through a chain of businesses in Lagos: as a reputed motivational speaker, a professional comedian patronised by almost all the big brands and political bigwigs in the country. His net worth is estimated to be over 3 billion naira. It is estimated that he performs in a minimum of two events weekly at an average rate of 4 to 4.5million naira per event. That would add up to about 400 million naira per annum!....wow
Basketmouth:
He has been associated with many companies, signing different endorsement contracts in the last six years. He also has an impressive list of branding deals with Amstel Malta, Globacom Ltd. and a host of others. With his sold-out shows in South African, London, and even in far away America, and on his Basketmouth Uncensored platform, the comedian has been so consistent since he came to limelight.
His assets are estimated to be worth 2 billion naira. His annual income may be in excess of 192 million, while endorsement deals run into over 120 million annually. His international show, Basketmouth Uncensored, rakes in an estimated 100million naira. This artiste makes over 360 million annually..........Chineke God!
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United Nations Millennium Developmental Goal Ambassador, Amb. Francis Agoda, fondly called I Go Dye is the C.E.O of Revamp Construction Company, a property, real estate and road Construction Company. An estimate of his annual income stands between 350 and 500million naira, while his net worth is valued at over 2 billion naira. With properties in choice areas across Nigeria, and fleet of luxury cars, he is the man to beat. He also has a special performing relationship with almost all the governors in the country. His business empire is increasing every day. Presently, he is constructing a bottle water company, Franstel Natural Bottle Water.
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He made over 20 million naira alone from the launch of his book when he turned 40. He has properties scattered all over the country, a state-of-the-art audio and video studio, and more political affiliates than any other comedian.
For over a decade now, Julius Agwu has been organising two events: Crack Your Ribs and Laugh for Christ Sake. He is reputed to own properties in 3 states in Nigeria, and is also the C.E.O of Real Laff Entertainment Company which is an event management firm. His performance fee is between 2 to 3million naira per event, and his annual take-home is estimated at 180million while his personally organised events are estimated to be about 140 million annually. His net worth is valued to be 1.5 billion naira.
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Since his foray into this money making business, he has risen faster than anticipated with a performance fee that is between 1 and 2 million naira per event, while his A.Y Live events organised annually rakes in 160 million annually. He is said to be earning 280 million naira annually. His net worth is put at 800 million naira. He is also working on his MVP club and also runs an event company. He also has fleets of cars and properties at Lekki area in Lagos.
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No comedian anchors more events than him presently. He is constantly busy and a top choice with politicians.He has properties and several business interests besides his Laffmattaz which is always a sold out show with more than 5000 people in attendance every year
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He anchors upscale events steadily and must have made huge money from politics too as Senior Special Assistant on entertainment in Imo State. He has a mansion in Imo State and Canada.
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A highly gifted wedding MC, he has equipment and an events company. He anchors mainly heightened events and also does private businesses
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He has made a lot of money lately from events, adverts and tours. He is probably the hottest kid right now.
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Yaw is into the big league with a choice property in Lagos. He also makes money from MTN adverts, radio presentations, radio hypes, anchoring events, equipment leasing and other businesses.
The way billion is being tossed around you go fear
ReplyDeleteIs that why AY should look like something wey dem carve for that picture?
DeleteBTW, na Alibaba get house or na MARY B?
DeleteAll those assets na Alibaba own? Solely?
Make una sofry dey appropriate madam assets to oga o. Hmmmmm
The matter tire me o. Billion be like pure water for their mouth. Obviously they are well payed and have paved a way for stand up comedy in Nigeria but men?!!!!!
DeleteBesides having tee A and Julius agwu on the list makes it very scandalous coz those guys are a bunch of irrelevant freaks
When my Niger delta guys kidnap them now and start demanding millions them go shout say where them wan see the money... they be over hyping their bank account. smh
DeleteChisos!!!....these are d real rich people in naija not all these thieves around town called politicians..Baba God open ma way for me oo,i tap into their annointing..Basket mouth is ma G anyday anytym,
ReplyDeleteTeju Baby Face should be somewhere on dz list now common. And d figures R over hyped. They be calling billions as if it is kulikuli money
Delete#Talk 2 d hand
*lips sealed and watching*
Ok!
ReplyDelete#Faithfulsalt #CheatingIs ForLosers
Salt
See as TeeA jus be like Egbe Wager. Mtschew
DeleteShmmmm nonsense write up billions ni naira ko! How many of our politicians worth billion as dem luth reach.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt, comedy is one big business in naija and they hardly fade unlike music... e dey pain me i no get this talent i swear..
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Akuko na egwu...see how they are calling billions as if its 1naira...I don't believe these...Naija celebrities are over-hyped broke ass niggas...its only politicians and those in the oil business that make money...billions ko millions ni#yinmu
ReplyDelete*Such
DeleteGood for them! Basket mouth is my best any day anytime!
ReplyDeleteWhy does it look like Ay applied Shirley or Nixoderm before taking that pic?
ReplyDeleteAY looks like someone that's embalmed
DeleteWhy does AY look like a ghost? Tejubabyface nko is he not making plenty money from that his tv show? I love I go dye! Best guy. I also love Bovi. Alibaba is a boring bore. But as im money be like this make I shut up and face my work.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone of them single??
ReplyDeleteNa wen you marry dem finish your eye go clear.
DeleteThe grass always looks greener on the other side
Forget all you just read up there
Na majorly wash!!!
All this figures are filled with (LIES) worth 3billion almost US$17M. Worth 2billion almost US$13M.
ReplyDeleteCapital (STORY STORY) lets see how they came up to the amount or just their normal Nigeria imagination/hype. Those names mention knows they don't even worth 40% of the figures mentioned.
Jay...boo...dear, which kain English be this. E pain you reach where you no fit construct correct sentence. Haba take Ya time o...you are better than this biko.
DeleteDs list is not complete with Gordon, AKA Halleluya, Lol, Dat guy is crazily crazy, guess he is nt making as much as ds top 10 are making, he is my best anytime, any day.
ReplyDeleteNa waooo. See I go Dye na.Guy wey I no gree fuck then cos everybody say he had AIDS cos he was so thin. Now na billionaire.
ReplyDeleteNo be only billionaire. If HIMGODYE see billions, e go stand? Storrry!!!
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ReplyDeleteYaw come n marry me oooooh.....will make a good wifey #smiles#
ReplyDeleteStella I love you.
ReplyDeleteYou don't worship mediocrity on your blog.
We don't get to see useless posts like "mgbeke is wearing a wristwatch worth #2billion" when all the so called mgbeke does is take pix on Instagram for a living.
I love that you appreciate people who have really worked to get to where they are and it's quite encouraging.
Bless u Hun....
My anger is u didn't include DH's name.
He's supposed to be topping this list o
DH is money personified!!
LMAO...Ma-mie egbugo madu...hahahahahah#FallOffChair
DeleteNo wonder u cudnt get a big fone 2 enable view doz munch IG post sdk usually upload...money personified indeed...dreamer
DeleteNo wonder u cudnt get a big fone 2 enable view doz munch IG post sdk usually upload...money personified indeed...dreamer
DeletePlease stop drawing Stella into an imaginary fight. People like you thrive in discord and animosity. Stella is definitely more mature and intelligent than you think,
Deletetoo much money tins,nice one bro,have u seen the massive cake Kim had at her wedding?see it here http://www.tatafonaija.com/2014/05/pictures-from-kim-and-kanye-wedding.html
ReplyDeleteOkey bakasi, basket mouth- cool but where is my drunkard?
ReplyDeleteLMAO go and sit down somewhere. Who is making these estimates? This is not america where these comedians are taxed properly and therefore their networths can actually be calculated! All these are hogwash....inflated figures.
ReplyDeleteLies upon lies. Billions my small ass, dey are so overated mtcheeew.
ReplyDeleteAkuko na egwu... tossing figures around without in depth research and analysis. abeg go beg Forbes for internship before you start tossing billions around
ReplyDeleteTruly over hyped and those mentioned can attest to this
ReplyDeletesort of hype. However you forgot
to mention Gordons and Teju Baby face. Those two are in money too
If I hear.
ReplyDelete4m for ali baba dry jokes.
I'd rather watch cartoons
Ay is boring too.
ReplyDeleteLaugh worn tear me scatter.. Only a stupid person will believe this ...I hate Ay he's fake!!!
ReplyDeleteSinging......I woke up in a brand new maserati ferarri buggatti ti n ti ka ti...........
ReplyDeleteI make 100 million in a week......
I only fly first class..........
I no dey one shoe twice.......
I have a mansion washinton DC.....
I have never had pure water.......
I don't talk to strangers......
..........alll na wash, just packaging...!
Paragon7ven.
Singing......I woke up in a brand new maserati ferarri buggatti ti n ti ka ti...........
ReplyDeleteI make 100 million in a week......
I only fly first class..........
I no dey one shoe twice.......
I have a mansion washinton DC.....
I have never had pure water.......
I don't talk to strangers......
..........alll na wash, just packaging...!
Paragon7ven.
I am happy for them.
ReplyDeleteCrabs in a barrel! These people make money, they are entertainers with shows all over and not as much overhead as an Artiste. They don't need dancers, hype men, entourage etc They have small staff so they can actually keep profits.
ReplyDeletehmm...ok! I am trying to agree to all the billions they are worth but wait first! Gbenga Adeyinka worth wetin? where does he live again?
ReplyDeletetaaa! if I hear!
Waoh...is this for real? I know Comedy could rake in money buh billions...really?...naaaah
ReplyDeleteGood for them
ReplyDeleteTaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, these people no know wetin be billions obviously,Joke of the century.
ReplyDeleteBasket mouth my guy anytime!
ReplyDeleteAs a staff of FIRS. All of them go hear am.thanks for the info
ReplyDeleteOh well,since they said its net worth,to might believe some of them. Because when you add up all the endorsements deals annually,add up what there landed properties are worth at the given time of this estimate,their cars and what their companies are worth,and all the private and public shows they have,when you total all of this,it could amount to that...
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