There is a man who has a wife with children but also has a mistress in a country and their relationship produced a child. The man who belongs to the biggest 'club' in a state in Nigeria got a very big house for the mistress on mortgage and services the mortgage without default.
He stays in that house anytime he is in that country,and also gave his friends access to do same but alas, this mans best friend enticed the mistress with a whole lot of her country's currency and started shagging her. To the extent the best friend invites the lady to Nigeria without the knowledge of his friend,lodges her in a five star hotel in the state and pays her in her country's currency when she's leaving.
This mans best friend has been shagging his mistress for years now without the man having a clue.
CLUE: The first guy is in the cabinet of a gov. whose name starts with the sixth alphabet (my village will not spoil). The mans name starts with the eight alphabet,while his best friends name starts with the eleventh alphabet and ends with the first alphabet.
The two guys are strong men in the gov's. cabinet. The first man's daughter got married of recent. The mistress is believed to have shagged fifty percent of the gov's of the region in Nigeria and also believed to be highly connected.
She stays in the land of the Mary in her country, her name starts with the fifth letter and she lives in the most powerful country in the world.
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Nna nawa for all these coding tinz oo. Oya sdkers decode sharp sharp lolz
ReplyDeleteThis feels like Syntax class. Very hard to get what the lecturer is saying sometimes but u still nod so that the man will not feel you no dey grab.
DeleteSo as of this decoding process,I am extremely clueless,just like J
Sweet jist early dis morning,
DeleteOne thief,thief am,another thief carry am!all correct.
Oya all the professional decoders over to u,all I know is that d cabinet is Fashola's.
This one pass me oh, choi! Over to the professional decoders.
ReplyDeleteChai see gist eeehhh....oya o decoders of life help "clueless" is out
ReplyDeleteThe guys are in Fashola's cabinet. The lady lives Maryland in USA. Would v thought HMO but he obviously doesn't v a daughter that is of marriageable age so i'll also take a seat and wait 4 d decoders.
DeleteThe governor is from Stella's state. My village no go spoil
Delete*us
ReplyDeleteHmmm Fashola and who?
ReplyDeleteLinda Eze where are u? Come and answer biko
Shut up already pls.... *rolling eyes*
DeleteBura fly you are a fool!
DeleteI mean you are a fool!
I say you are a fool!
A fool you are
A fool you will always be from now till lailai ati lailai.
May Sango paralyse your fingers that u used in typing fool to me.
May your pussy wither
Oloshi jatijati
Toh stella thank you. This certainly has nothing to do with me. As coding and decoding is not in my line of business! Might just wait for blog visitors who are specialists in that to do that while I watch!
ReplyDeleteChoi! Na only Maryland I fit decode! Make I relax wait 4 my able SDkers
ReplyDeleteChoi! Na only Maryland I fit decode! Make I relax wait 4 my able SDkers
ReplyDeleteGrabs a chair and alomo. Over to decoders.
ReplyDeleteChoi Choi Choi, decoding of the highest order. Stella, u are too much.
ReplyDeleteOk, I was able to decode only Fashola. Lemme chill and await the experts reports.
Ok nah waitn 4decorders ... Runs out
ReplyDeleteSome women should fear God ooo....never being à decoder....over to pro decoders! Back to ma brekkie....wil be back in an hour.
ReplyDeleteThis one na further math. Stella Abeg shift joh!
ReplyDeleteYayyyyy Julit is back!
DeleteThis is a real coded gist o. i don't even have a clue. All the way to the Nigeria house in London today for th protest of #Bringbackourgirls protest. Olamide.
ReplyDeleteAbeg oohh,I no fit decode this one rara....*GrabsChair....
ReplyDeleteSo linda even you non fit decode this gist ? That means u b cheap lier
DeleteAdonbelivit! Stella if LELBJ cannot decode this gist, I doubt if any other person can
DeleteAnon9:42....am ringing bell on your head...Gbagam...its Liar...fool
DeleteLoooooool @ La Katie...
Ah Linda, you can't decode? Then all hope is lost then#cryingprofusely
DeleteAhhhhh nai be say e go hard be dat,cos na u we put hope
DeleteWhere r the brilliant decoders on this blog Pls do what you know how best to do I can't wait
ReplyDeleteNa wah oo
ReplyDeleteOya Oo弡 SDKers,make una start to decode.I can't even try.
ReplyDelete#glued To ma phone#
I need a seat,sdk borrow me urs. Tyme to read comments don reach
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAAHHAHA. LMAO
ReplyDeleteEko is the first man, the woman stays in Marryland in naija and lives in the USA. I don try abeg
ReplyDeleteLocal champion. She lives in Maryland state in USA
DeleteHabaaaaa. This puzzle. Oya where SDK wizkids @? Decode ASAP.
ReplyDeleteNa cool evening this kind gist they sweet
ReplyDeleteDecoders Ngwanu. I ain't gonna crack my brain this early morning. Shagging your best friends mistress hmmm I pity the wife.
ReplyDeleteNk
Lol
ReplyDelete#thereIsGod o .chai
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Sure dis puzzle isn't 4 me. I will jst wait 4 d sabi sabi decoders.$sippingzobo$ Ada agu
ReplyDeleteLol,chai SDK, oole bo n be rara,kon sepe.LMAO.
ReplyDeleteHmmm Mehn see coded Gist of laive.... Oya ooo SDKers, let's go dre
ReplyDeleteAdeola
The guy works in Fashola's cabinet.
ReplyDeleteI think it is Hakeem muri okunola the first guy, and the second guy is Kola. The base lives in Maryland.
Eleyi ma ga gaan oooo
ReplyDeleteSecond man Kashim shettima
ReplyDeleteabeg, na where dt palmy joint dey, make i sidon, i get fried meat make we take stepdown while dm decode dis gist for us.....
ReplyDeleteMrs J
Could decode only Fashola and Maryland- which Fashola's cabinet ment have names that like K.A?
ReplyDeleteSame here, waiting for the master decoders to spill, this gist go sweet wella.
DeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes n cupcakes, cheers
K.O transport? Stella Stella
DeleteEzewanyi u have a new member in ur cabinet o. Am coming with bitter kola sef. SDK abeg borrow me one ur chairs make I use go sidon. Choi, see gist
ReplyDeleteChoi! Ifeneme n'uwa!
ReplyDeleteCodeine without Benylin..
ReplyDeleteCollins, is this u??
DeleteThe only two people on the lagos state cabinet that fit these description are Dr Obafemi Hamzat (Senior Shagger - 1st man) and Kayode Opeifa (Junior shagger - The 2nd man)
ReplyDeleteOn the babe, no clues on the name - stays in maryland in the very powerful USA!
I beg Stella, i get am??
But there is also Fayemi.
ReplyDeleteHow does Shettima fit in? Gees!
Ok d two guys are in fasholas cabinet and one of them is Tunde fowler his daughter Funke got married not to long ago.d girl lives in Maryland in Yankee,that's d much I can decode.....over to una wey sabi dem...
ReplyDeleteWaiting patiently #moppingeyes#
ReplyDeleteactually people....its goodluck jonathan......he knocked up the south african lady and got her a house in waterfront in capetown...
ReplyDeleteThis mara hard o
ReplyDeleteI clld donly decodE maryland. Seriously waiting for decoders. God bless una jare
ReplyDeleteNa Tunde.F his working with the govt abi no be him them say he won be governor. And his daughter just got married abi. But I don't know who him friend be o
ReplyDeleteIl be back!
ReplyDeleteWaoh, decoding in Progress.
ReplyDeleteI no fit sabi dis one o and forgive me on other matter pls I want to look for canada visa to enable work there if anybody in the house can give me tips on how I can go about it I wil really be greatful.
ReplyDeleteGo on cic.gc.ca that is the Canadian website
DeleteStella Abg d's gist no sweet. U wan2 turn my brain upside down wen I jst finished writting statistics exam.
ReplyDeleteFashola . Eko o ni baje oh. 8th alphabet is H. There are three of them in the cabinet with H. Hamzat, he does not have grown kids to have married them off. So he is taken off the list. We are left with Hunpe and Holloway. The best friends name starts with K. I dont know that one. The lady lives in Maryland USA. Stella abeg no dey finger our brain. Ayam tayad.
ReplyDeleteTunde Fowler for sure but don't know the second person. This hoes aren't loyal. in Chris Browns voice. lol.
ReplyDeleteStella,this one too hard Abeg.
ReplyDeleteI go kuku lead them enter sambisa forest go face BH , which kind Coding be dis one ?u wan turn person hair to dada?#till we come back,oya jack bawa left right leftr right foward march.
ReplyDeleteAbeg where I dey,whoever is decoding this asiri shouldbefast I want to beastfeed my neighbours son
ReplyDeleteChei! To all of u calling Fashola's name unto matter wen no concern am (continue) there is God oooo.
ReplyDeleteSo nobody has been able to crack this code? O di kwa serious!
ReplyDeleteUseless asiri matter. Very useless. Shameless.
ReplyDeletewetin come wrong if best friend too follow join dey shag the mistress biko na ordinarymistress she be, haba no be wife. what are friends for. love dey inside sharing.
ReplyDeleteIts is Fowler (My Villiage will not spoil) and Hamzat in Fashola Cabinet shagging a lady in Maryland USA.
ReplyDeleteStella, this one is too coded biko. I seem to know just about the same thing as other SDKers. Can someone pls decode. This is hot gist biko nu
ReplyDeleteAre Your Expectations About Dating And Marriage Realistic?- click my name to read more.
S to Dk which kind jamb question be dis now. All my trusted aproko Don sign out of the gist. No let me involve Obama and Co. Dear decoders of SDK, don't be scared. Our olofofo protection programme is still as strong and as valid as ever so you guys should feel free to spill it all out. May God bless those that come to this post with the real gist of this matter. Amen and amen
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