A woman in Las Vegas has taken the word desperation to a whole new level after she stole a rolex watch and hid it in the deepest depth of her tohtoh.....
Christina Lafave, 25, allegedly pinched the valuable watch whilst giving a relaxing $300 rubdown to Kenneth Herold, 66, at the Wynn Hotel in January.
The pair reportedly met in the hotel's bar in the early hours of the morning, and headed up to his private room soon after.
Herold claims that he undressed and got onto a massage table in his suite. Some 30 minutes into the session, he says Lafave asked him to remove his watch so she could work on his arms.
Putting the watch on the floor where he could see it, he realized around five minutes later that it had gone.Herold accused Lafave - who has Metro-issued work cards allowing her to dance at Cheetahs, Cover Girls and Babes strip clubs - of stealing the watch and called hotel security.
Cops arrived and searched the room, but could not find the ticker.
Lafave eventually admitted to stealing the watch, and to stashing it inside her private parts.
Officers took her to University Medical Center, where it was removed.
Lafave was arrested and faces felony charges grand larceny and possession of stolen property. She was released on $40,000 bail....
Her lawyer, Chris Rasmussen said that she plans on fighting the case, claiming illegal search-and-seizure.
"We intend to file a motion to suppress the medical intrusion.The search is an unreasonable search when medical providers have to use equipment to conduct an invasive procedure to remove what police believe is evidence," .
Lafave will appear before in court on May 15. She faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.culled
Hhhhmmm;desperation at its peak! is it a must to own a Rolex? smh! as if the Rolex would even say when Jesus is to come again..mtcheeew!
ReplyDeletePls can anyone explain the meaning of smh,wtf,and so many others to me pls.
DeleteSmh @some pple's quest for materialism.
DeleteMe i dey rock 300 naira wristwatch nd dem neva born who go tell me to comot am cos it's cheap. Mtcheeeew
Haney
@ Anon 11:22
Deletesmh» shaking my head
rme» rolling my eyes
wtf» wot the fuck
lwkmd» laff wan kill me die
Tanx even me doesn't knew it before
DeleteSlim shady thank you for lecturing anon 11:22..really smh for him..he lives in roman empire era..lmao..back to the post, some naija babes can steal for the world..esp. Private uni oloshos forming my daddy's is dangote's friend, my mummy has a rolls..if i find myself in that situation, i'll put my valuables under the bed when the lady goes to shower..once bitten twice shy..
DeleteBLOG ANALYSER: hehehehe!!! Toh toh of life, no!, toh of rolex. She has been hiding things there.
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke. Fight ko, fight ni.
ReplyDeleteChoi!!! Shame on u joor
ReplyDeleteMrs J
Lol... EPIC
ReplyDeleteHian oweghi ihe ntim agagi anu biko nu, so ikpu so chakwa na ebe ana ezo zi ngwogwo mgbe na aya chabe cocaine hmm
ReplyDeleteMunwa chokwara izu Jimmy Choo shoes enyim nwanyi. Biko,oga abanwu na ikpum? Bia checki godi ya bu ikpu.
DeleteIbo girls na una work, already planning how to use this method..... Money n material things go finish una toto.
DeleteBut how it it even possible for a private to be wide enough to accommodate a watch & was she not scared of getting bruised down there ?
ReplyDeleteHer tohtoh is a wide tunnel hence she could comfortable hide things there
DeleteI was also thinking of how possible it is for your toh toh to contain that your guy's giant prick? You think say tohtoh and tohtoh na mate.
DeleteR u a learner? All those rods wey dey hard lyk rock n long lyk snake when turned on whr dem dey enter? Infact b4 u say na bad tin I sabi, whr pikin dey comot from? Learner learner.
DeleteOmoo miss dee you read my mind o,how did dat happen?even if the tohtoh dey like carnal sef,people sha get mind.
DeleteGuess u ve nt given birth before, cos if u ve u would knoe aw wide a private can be
DeleteBut seriously some womens veejay's don suffer o. Can remember a woman in my area dt was caught last year wid stacks of cocaine in her veejay. Very soon women would start using their veejays as handbags
ReplyDelete#shaking my head
*drinks fura da nono*
Choiiiii, Dat toto must be borehole o. Lol. @SDK, na real deepest depth of d tohtoh, u no well aswear.
ReplyDeleteHian..d Rolex enterd n stayed witout bleeding.. ~•.•SDK ADDICT•.•~
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteWhat won't I hear?
Lest I forget dey should check properly dat Malaysia plane go dey inside! Dat is if the tohtoh no b bermuda triangle.
ReplyDeleteLet me laugh this one out. Since dis judges dnt hve clock in deir homes to help dem get to early.
ReplyDeleteTHE LAW
ª♍ shocked!
ReplyDeleteToh toh don turn pocket oh. Nothing wey person no go read for this blog.
ReplyDeleteCeeCee
If a wristwatch can comfortably be stowed away in her vjayjay, I'm certain a b-ball can be slam dunked in there too.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe..na wa oohhh,everyone wanna wear Rolex even when they dnt have d legitimate means of buying it
ReplyDeleteLol n she s pretty oh,gosh! EVE E UME
ReplyDeleteToto bank
ReplyDeleteNah wah oh! The things women put in their toh toh this days! Is it by force to wear Rolex?
ReplyDeleteSome punanis don hear am; storage things!..lol
ReplyDeleteYeye dey smell pressing charge for unlawful search.
ReplyDeleteVa jay jay a.k.a V-boot.
ReplyDeleteHiaaaaannnnn.......wetin person no go hear??? that punani must be as wide as the word wide itself....na wa..
ReplyDeleteChai @blessing, U̶̲̥̅̊ wnt to kill person į̸̸̨ƭƕ u̶̲̥̅̊я grammar o "Tanx even me doesn't knew it
ReplyDeletebefore" lyk criously? Such a pity U̶̲̥̅̊ r M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ namesake
Oluwablesyn
Chai @blessing, U̶̲̥̅̊ wnt to kill person į̸̸̨ƭƕ u̶̲̥̅̊я grammar o "Tanx even me doesn't knew it
ReplyDeletebefore" lyk criously? Such a pity U̶̲̥̅̊ r M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ namesake
Oluwablesyn
This is what I call - Power house, na wa o
ReplyDelete