What Is This?

Please whoever dropped this should come back and explain it...i am really interested in this story because............

This kind of coding is so wrong...come back and re-explain abeg you.

''Aunty Stella,

E get scandal wey don dey labour for some time now and dey wan born but dem dem no wan gree make e born but the pickin stubborn well well so e dey shook head commot!

The main UK branch of a prestigious and expensive university owning Nigerian church is having to scramble all stations to contend with the fallout of a series of sex scandals in high places involving the clergy and the laity.

The oga is a person that is regarded as the crown prince, and the matter involves his immediate some (not only one o!) of his subordinates who were said to be flogging anyhow and parting red seas with their respective rods of moses indiscriminately. A turf war over territory now ensued over a 'big man' flogger amongst some of the floggees and that's how the scandal broke open even though some of us don sabi underground since. 

To make matters even more interesting, one or several of those involved in the turf wars granted a 9 month visa to the children of Isreal that poured into the red sea after it was parted by the rod of moses in the aftermath of the Exodus on proclaiming herself the promised land. 

The flogger imsef meanwhile get permanent floggee for house wey follow be immediate subordinate to 'oga' with am and both of them dey do the same kin Mon-Fri work wey involve 'Mama Peace' real name but as noun and in plural.

Remember that as the gist of actress and madam and former minister break for Lagos on top this your comments section wey you no immediately notice? Na so this one wan take break for here o.

I shall remain codedly yours especially as I sabi the parties involved personally. If dem talk lie I go counter am under the code.

Grab ya copy naaooowww!''