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Easter bonanza!!!Hurry to Win a brand new Hyundai ix35, 2 bedroom semi-detached at Dubai, and a trip to Brazil to watch the world cup. All you need to do is: list the names of the 5000 people that Jesus fed with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes.
Send all the names to my inbox..Thank you....LMAO.ROTFL

SEE WHO CARRY POLICE ESCORT..HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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I was driving down the street along airport Road in warri city, having just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted "something" from me for calling while driving...

Then suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog-Jackie at the back-seat with tongue stuck out, spittle dripin n fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.
POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone face] Yes i carry dog, dat one na offense?
POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from?
ME: From hospital
POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick?
ME: No, na person wey d dog bite we go c, d person almost die sef
POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why the dog dey shake head like dat?
ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person
POLICEMAN: and d dog know you?
ME: Yes nah, no be my dog?
POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am?
ME: how you take enter?
POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i dey try open am but e no open[The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, it's tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear
POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga i take God beg you, open the door for me make i comot, i no go collect anything from you
ME: how much u go pay me?
POLICE: Ah! I neva hustle anything since morning, na only 1k dey witt me.
ME: U neva ready,(attempting to release d dog.POLICE: ok ok ok ok ok, e reach 2k, d oda 1k na my wife own, but I go give u join(now close to tears as d dog was becoming rily impatient n getin ready to attack) Oga I begggg sorry for me take d 2k make u open the door plsssssss...To be continued.
 Happy Easter y'all.



*Time westing?na you sabi..hope you went to church?

Happy Easter to you and all your loved ones from my family and I.