Guys, this is exclusively for you. Have you ever wondered why the women you date always turn out to be annoying or weird in some way? Have you ever thought that perhaps you have been choosing the wrong type of women? Below is a list of ten different types of women you should avoid, according to an article I just came across. Read carefully and see if you can learn one or two things .....and ladies please feel free to disagree if you think its a below the belt report..feel free to turn the tables on the guys as well!
1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.
2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner.
3. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.
4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category,
5. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.
6. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.
7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.
8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.
9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.
10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be negative to her...culled
i totally agree stella, i looked tru and i cant relate with any of ths gals. but the funniest thing is, men love these types of women o, they love to date them n put them on their arms of cos they are always drawn to the outter beauty.
ReplyDeleteI hate such lists_wanna know why? Cos there's no perfect woman or man out there_no matter how good a woman is she tends to exhibit some of these xters once in a while n that doesn't make her bad. All u need is the woman whose imperfections fit perfectly and who u can put up wif if not yo gonna have to end up marrying yo grandma. Peeps should quit making lists that are figment of their imaginations cos d chatterbox could be more caring than d quiet one. When she loves u so much n all u say she's clingy. As for being a gold digger,Ogbeni when u born ur own carry am give ur gateman make he marry. U hear?
DeleteBuhahahaha! Anyways, this list is not for pepper, pepper no get tym, she does what she wantd at anything. Pepper the greatest
DeletePepper nwanyi oma, adakariridimkpa iri.
How about the angry women? Always very rude and seem to pick up fight from almost anything and everything, they can Nag a lot also, I am a celibate, so don't have o worry about any kind of woman *drinking chilled yoghurt*
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You knw wht, every woman hs a bit of all d characters labelled here.with exception to d stupid part wich is reserved 4 d privileged few.
DeleteYou knw wht, every woman hs a bit of all d characters labelled here.with exception to d stupid part wich is reserved 4 d privileged few.
Deletetotally agree stella
DeleteCovenant university student twerking photos leaked, gets expelled
Ruby u r sooo right!
DeleteWaiting for the one on men...
ReplyDelete#peace
Number 10 is just ur description....
DeleteExactly. Girl U̶̲̥̅̊ α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ a feminist kai.
DeletePlease wait for me CIA babe.
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteEvery woman az a lil, 1 or more of dese attributes biko.
ReplyDeleteAll dese dos n dont!
Na wu u go come marry na!
Me am a diamond digger!
I cant come and suffer biko!
I want d best for my future kids.
Besides i worry too much abt finances.
I cant settle for a surulere, i no fit abeg.
If u no get money, u dont deserve a merchandise like me.
And i no it is the poverty stricken broke ass nigger dis my msg go pain pass.
If dis talk pain, pick a kitchen knife and target ur jugular vein.
Make use of google to find d course of ur jugular.
Catwalks outta post lik water wey wan pour.
U don contact prophet james abi na john for ur prophecy?
DeleteLuk @ u...u jst dy wak ur mouth, u think I dnt knw u? I knw u very well...u com here dy mk noise, like say ur papa get all u want while person no go fit sit down for ur palour self. Mugu.
DeleteBuhahahahahahahajajajahaha! Pinkshell wants to be rich like pepper! Pepper ose oku! No matter what they do, they can never be like pepper.
DeletePepper the richest, adaejiejemba!
Hehehe
DeleteAnony 1;23 pm
Who am i, x3
Omo-oba!
Mo se aye-ala-ye,se mo?
Oto-to la waye!
Anony no vex, dats if u trully no me, we dont allow riff rafs, into my home.
@ Pepper
I reject am, abeg i no wan be like u.
Bitchplis,
DeleteO ba furo e!
You have a vile mind and a tongue filled with bile. No sane man will marry you. Don Davido flee from this daughter of Jezebel.
DeleteHian!
DeleteAnon 4;02
Davido is hooked to dis babe!
E is stuck to dis babe lik d head is stuck to d neck.
I hope u wont die b4 i send my wedding pics to dis blog.
Till den wallow in ur bitterness #Kisses.
Dear Pink shell, no b to marry b problem. Its jst d begining of another stage in life. If ur not careful, ur case will b worse dn tchidi chikere n his ex-wife. Bloody liar
DeleteHian!
DeleteAnon, isnt dat suppose to be my prob.
Afamaco! U carry ur own prob for hand, com put pinkshell prob for head.
Y are u crying more than the bereaved?
Na so u like me reach?
May ur marriage shatter like dat of Dino melaye.
May an intruder like foluke daramola chase u out of ur matrimonial home.
Finally may u be rubbished openly like Tchidi's.
I wish u ill-luck maritally.
U wldnt find peace, u wld console ursef only by trying to enbitter odas, yet peace wld not no u.this and mo is all i wish u.
Lol..I lyk dt anon 1:23 and 12:15...they have things in comon...they both hit d nail directly on the head. "Stiring the water to catch fishes. And she's busy exposin her self. Smh
DeleteThe person that wrote this is a bastard! I am sure he is single....Every girl display a little bit of most of this traits.....He should go to the village and marry agbomma. Insecure piece if shitt.....keep your heels high and you standards higher *flips weave* .....xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteOMG!
DeleteAnon yaff take it P!
Ppl dat bear dese names don suffa.
Agbomma
Obiageli
Sylivanus
Ignoramus.
Flips weaves abi darling yarki ? Buhahahahahahahajajajahaha! Noting way pepper ose oku no go see.
DeletePepper fire!
I disagree dear,I stay in down and I have none of that trait but still iim nt perfect
DeleteSo what r u? D sacrificing,patient,lady who doesn't gt angry. Abegi make we hear word! Wht did women like dt gt? a man dt loves u wd bear ur flaws nd u must av dm so dnt play innocent here nd if u truly r wht u describe gt redi 4 a man to slap u arund plus nne dnt wear gold o,buy okirika nd see if e go sweet u
DeleteI am not perfect n I knw d writer isn't either but I am glad I dnt fall into any of the aforementioned types of women d writer feels men shud neva date but .if u find ursef in any of d listed, just work on being dat person who wud date if u were a man.
ReplyDeleteAm out!
Gbam
DeleteIn other words, you are perfect? Ana m anu!
DeleteYou can lie for Africa....every woman has little of one or two of these list. Stop fooling yourself α̲̅πϑ be yourself. A man worthy enough for you will come along(that's if you Arent married)
DeleteWhat category did I fall into... Good girl turn bad then back to good girl? Good character, beautiful face nd body,educated, home manager,loves good life but not to the detriment of my pocket!!♠...ℓoℓ.. ♠. Whoever made dis list is actually a lonely boy
ReplyDeleteNo mind the lonely boy! Level pass level.
DeletePepper fire!
In other words, don't date at all. I guess this was written by some Akata. Seriously? The truth is, there is a bit of almost every bit of these "negatives" in every woman. BLOOP!!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous uwaezuoke odipkonquos!
DeletePepper
Same also in men.
DeleteD list is incomplete without d dirty ones, those dat dnt know hair nets can be washed. Yucksie!
ReplyDeleteHaney
Ahahahahah
DeleteTalking from experience i guess.
DeleteMen n dudes on d blog, that's for u ooo... thank stella for bringing ds topic to light n showing u who not to mingle wiv
ReplyDeleteDidi the good wife, ose apuoije!
DeleteHahahahahaah..forgetting that some women can pretend for Africa just to get a man....and bring out the devil in her when you have finally wifed her...
ReplyDeleteMy dear,leave all dese men..na 2day,now r days dat women r so desperate,dey will so pretend,1 bit of d above,u nor go see,jst put a ring on it first,u go kno wats up!
DeleteGbammest
Delete....& vice versa......!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha some people will kill themselves on this post today.let me sit down and read comment and laugh
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahahahajajajahaha! I'm already reading your. Pepper they no go quench you. Where is Ezenwanyi? Come and access this list, the writer must be a learner.
DeletePepper the bravest!
Truth b told,I agree wt evrything nd I'm a lady! I'm a lil bit concerned abt d woman wt kids nd plenty baby daddys tho.. Cos I knw most single moms will neva agree !
ReplyDeleteI hear....So any woman that posseses any one of these characters should remain single abi?
ReplyDeleteOh please! Shut up writer! Every woman is date-able. Men may b similar in many things, but they also have something dat makes them different frm each other. Taste differs. Dat d stupid bored writer can't date any of d above listed girls (I doubt he can date any girl at all), doesn't mean others can't. Different strokes 4 different folks. These people shd stop it with all these dos and don'ts. They r just plain silly. Life isn't stereotyped or guarded by rules. I'm only sad 4 people who believe things like dis 2 d letter. Crap. And no, I'm not pained. *rme*
ReplyDeleteSo not my bizness.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is these all all the types of women, so men since you have been adviced against them then stay single unless the person who wrote this article is asking me to be gay. No one is the best so take people as they are period
ReplyDeleteNo wonder!!!! I think i'm guilty of numbers 3 and 10,guess I just have 2 find a way 2 curb these attitudes...
ReplyDeleteI will pass
ReplyDeleteNo wonder!!! I think i'm guilty of numbers 3 and 10. Guess I need to find a way to curb these attitude.
ReplyDeletePls who has used one Diva stretchmarks cream been talked about here sometime ago,did it work for anyone?ill appreciate an answer pls
ReplyDeleteNOTED, next time I will be more careful. Men and women business is not easy ohh.
ReplyDeletei think i fall into the category of the overly critical woman.pple hardly pleases me.my hubby boys are jst tired of me but i mean no harm.i jst lv things to be done perfectly,i expect nothing less.i inspect the cleaning of the house,every washed dishes,d car and clothes.any mistake,u start afresh.when i do these things my self i do it perfectly well so i expect theirs to be perfect.
ReplyDeleteYou must be my sister anon 1:28. I'm hardly satisfied when people work for me. They never seem to get it right, I don't know why. But when I do the work myself, I do it so well that you the observer will see the difference.
DeleteI just try to ignore sometimes though it's always hard for me to do so.
I can see one small dust at night for example and try to force myself to ignore it, knowing the house will be cleaned in the morning, but I will eventually end up being so restless that I will wake up in the middle of the night to clean it (which might lead me into doing more cleaning than I planned). That's the only way I can have peace. It's that bad.
Anyone who lives with me knows I'm very critical when it comes to house chores,personal hygiene.
Genny baby its called OCD: obsessive compulsive disorder.
DeleteOk then.
ReplyDeleteMen should better die single cos all that you've listed are typical girls' behavioural patterns.
At least every girl possesses one quality whether she admits or not.
So which of these character traits do you display?
DeleteSingle moms aren't always bad tho but there's a mentality people have about them.
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit of every1 so I dare say this writeup is crappy.
I work for my cash, I love my man to smell&look good.
I also don't think it's bad to look at his pocket even if we dey talk about bright future.
I love figure suiting clothes coz I look damn good in them
Abeg writer maake we see who u dey date then ill complete my comment.
If you want to wait for the perfect woman you go wait tire.
ReplyDeleteI'm most convinced with no 1, d chatterbox.i have a female colleague in the office that says anything and evrything.as a female, I can't even stand her let alone bn a man.
ReplyDeleteSo you mean to tell me that its after following all these rules that you will get a perfect wife?
ReplyDeleteBalderdash!!!!!
No woman or man is perfect, everyone has excesses. I knw some ppl that will pretend and follow all these and u think you hv found a wife material but wen u marry her, u will just be tired and depressed by wat you see.
Forget the rules, live a little. Marriage is a risky business and there is no manual you can follow to get it just perfect.
I can't marry you,your cooking sucks.All your reviews at the knorr competition are bad.You couldn't even get a decent dessert out of the ingredients you were given!
DeleteChai! Who is this one again, Who wants to marry you kwanu?
DeleteI suck at cookin and I lasted 11 episodes out of 14? You dnt knw wat happens behind d scene, you only watch edited video, do you knw if I hurt myself in d kitchen or if my oven broke down?
By the way, thank you for always watching cos the more ppl that tune in, the more money in our individual pockets. So thank you sweetie for ur contribution.
Chop kiss
Hahahhahaha anonymous see ur mouth. @nelly u don't need to explain to every one about your cooking u must always be criticise.
DeleteGreat response 4 d fool.chop kiss Nelly
DeleteSorry Nelly for judging you badly,hope I'm forgiven.
DeleteSure guys, so who's left off the list? The doormats, your mothers? Anyways, everyman to his own.
ReplyDeleteLife is a blend of different attributes, you find what best works for you.
Whoever that wrote dis should have it in mind that no one is perfect there must be fault and good things about a person.going to club those not make one bad u can always change d person if the love is there.
ReplyDeleteWhoever that wrote dis should have it in mind that no one is perfect there must be fault and good things about a person.going to club those not make one bad u can always change d person if the love is there.
ReplyDeletelick and apply for job www.famzy.com/job-listings/
ReplyDeleteI agree with the writer of this article. You'll be amazed how many women no longer believe in love. ..my friends think I'm naive when I talk about love. It's like it doesn't exist anymore. We have become very materialistic and reasons for picking men have become very mundane
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more! Just so sad! Even dangote would want to have someone to love him for him, no matter the billions. Is that too much to ask for nowadays?
DeleteCouldn't agree more! Just so sad! Even dangote would want to have someone to love him for him, no matter the billions. Is that too much to ask for nowadays?
DeletePlease what woman is not a bit clingy? You cannot love a man not be a teeny bit clingy. When you love someone you wanna spend all your time with them. Shut up writer.
ReplyDeleteEvery woman has some of all the traits i beg.....If he really loves me, he will accept me as i am.
ReplyDeleteshiooor....I'm a gold digger....I'm a feminist and I'm overly-critical and they still love me that way....whoever wrote this is not looking for a babe...he is looking for a toy.cos every girl has to an extent a lil bit of one or more of the enlisted above.
ReplyDeleteI recognise 3 because I was married to her! A bible-carrying, barometer of RCCG activities, Pastor/Daddy & Mummy GO speed dial, Anything-wey-happen-for-church-she-must-sabi, bible believing but not exactly practiced indoors, born again Christian who attends a branch of RCCG in London. After separating from her and though the peace I have now surpasseth ALL understanding, I still have the anger and bitterness (though dwindling) to contend with especially when I consider the hypocrisy that is so prevalent in Nigerian churches in the UK particularly.
ReplyDeleteThis is why no one bothers to ask why a lot of women snare men and marry them in church and years down the line the man no longer attends church and more often than not the so-called Christian marriage flounders on the rocks then dem go blame devil wey siddon for im own jeje dey mind im business.
Don't take my word for it, simply estimate the proportion of women who attend church as separated/divorcees and compare the numbers to those of them that used to attend the same church with their husbands or partners.
I do not have an enemy that I hate so much as to curse them with the kind of woman I was unfortunate to have married and never will have.
Tayo!!!
DeleteTo n so oyinbo bi opere.
Mayb na ur grama n ejo chase the woman comot.
U sef acess ursef,
Are u sure u had no part to play in ur failed marriage?
A gazillion likes
DeleteTayo, you took the words from my mouth. Pretenders oshi!
DeleteJezebel pinkshell,stay away from sane people's post.
DeleteTayo grow some balls n stop hiding under anonymous.
DeleteGod knows i hate lousy men, after lousy men, i hate cowards.
I just wonder why this little girl pink shell is runing at people's comments u this little girl what do u know about marriage n relationship.? Na wao for u ohhh. When adults talk about thier life little girls open mouth too.
DeleteHmmmn, I get the picture Tayo.
DeleteYears ago, I had the misfortune of meeting a bible carrying - church working - pastor gumming - church darling guy
.........who turned out to be diabolical and from an equally diabolical family.
Evil isn't just on the streets, it hangs around in church these days.....don't be fooled.
@ Anon,
DeleteI understand wia u are coming frm.
Uv ad several heartbreaks!
Men av told u NO in 50 different languages.
And u are currently facing a failed marriage.
Plz be civil and understand dat dis is a public forum, and not restricted to any age grp.
Since o ti ko, bi ila to n fin sobe try respect ur old age.
Pink shell, isnt the habinger of ur failing marriage.
It is as a result of the choice u made, n mayb outta ur desperation.
Its not too late,
Pray until somtin apens.
@pink shell: kindly comment on @posh's post. Would love to hear your views about that one. You've been male bashing all day, do tell us what you are really bitter about.
Delete@ anon and pinkshell, Make una no use me settle quarrel biko!!
DeleteOdabo
Show me a girl that hasn't got a bit of what is written there.
ReplyDeleteWrong list.
Smiles,got abit of all I tink. EVE E UME
ReplyDeleteThe person that wrote this has issues I can't insult today cause I'm not allowed to. He's totally out of point and is a male chauvinist. He's one of those people who thinks he's superior and thinks women are nothing but material. This type of individual is a mentally abusive person. No difference with a man who physically abuses his spouse. Every woman has a story to be the way that she is.. Don't write any woman off. The so called good ones sef (pretenders) are worse .
ReplyDeleteThe person that wrote this has issues I can't insult today cause I'm not allowed to. He's totally out of point and is a male chauvinist. He's one of those people who thinks he's superior and thinks women are nothing but material. This type of individual is a mentally abusive person. No difference with a man who physically abuses his spouse. Every woman has a story to be the way that she is.. Don't write any woman off. The so called good ones sef (pretenders) are worse .
ReplyDeleteIt basically means men should not date @all with this your list.
ReplyDeleteIt basically means men should not date @all with this your list.
ReplyDeleteIt basically means men should not date @all with this your list.
ReplyDeleteThe writer never ready to marry be that naa.
ReplyDeletePeople should match themselves rightly if possible. A man that cannot be faithful to his wife should not expect to marry a faithful girl and vice versa. A man that cannot provide for his family should not marry a wife that wants her children to be comfortable and so on
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