He calls it the 29 Laws of Basketmouth.....
1 Get the perfect venue
2 Work with the best team
3 Design the most beautiful stage
4 Select the best security outfit
5 Start the event on time
6 Finish on time
7 Give the best form of entertainment
8 Create an exciting and electric ambience
9 Design the most innovative poster
10 Make the publicity subliminal and intense
11 Make the tickets affordable
12 Give the fans more value for their money
13 Make the tickets available online
14 Sell tickets according to the capacity of the venue
15 Have the best Nigerian musicians on the bill
16 Choose a great host
17 Get the finest comedians to open the show
18 Use the most professional stage manager
19 Get the best logistic team
20 Make the audience comfortable
21 Use some of the best Dj's
22 Give the best of Basketmouth on stage
23 Choose a Sunday as event day
24 Make sure the date is at the end of the month
25 Bring in a surprise artiste
26 Make the concert extremely memorable
27 Leave the crowd wanting for MORE
28 Make the event fall in the month of JUNE
29 CHOOSE THE 29TH OF JUNE AS EVENT DATE
Good one, he is really an inspiration
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So nice of him to give away the secrete to his success to his rivalries. His concept is nice and the expressions are short and straight to the point. Pepper likey,
DeletePepper the hottest!
SO invariably, he's got a show come June 29th abi? Nice advert!
ReplyDeleteI almost closed this page but stayed back to see if Basket Mouth will even reference God in all his points. Strangely - but not surprising though - all his ingredients for success have nothing to do with God.
ReplyDeleteBros, it is not of him that willeth or himthat runneth but of God that showeth mercy. I love your jokes and person. Remember God in all things so that He can take you to higher levels.
@ Anom 2:24...Seen!
Deleteu failed to notice dat its an advertisement for his next show in ur bid to form over righteous.
DeleteI will say God's grace first.
ReplyDeleteYou guys chill he is only telling you he has a show on the 29th of June. Una Don begin call God for the matter
ReplyDeleteIt's an advert for an upcoming show on the 29th of June obviously.
ReplyDeletehe's just advertising his next show.
ReplyDeleteNice tips AND you should have ended it at number 16 because from number 17 onwards, you begin totology in synonymical sentences.
ReplyDeleteBasket mouth.
Tautology please stop further damage to spellings error we've been battling.
DeleteOh! So sorry, I misspelt it while looking at your big nose and wondering, "how can a person's nose be so humongous?!"
Delete*Runs away*
Too vague.
ReplyDeleteOne good observation truely, always acknowledge that a Supreme being makes all things happen.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he is very successful - What a shrewd businessman he is!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice but Basket mouth,tell ur wife to take it easy on d bleaching,Saw Elsie at a wedding on Saturday and she was looking far brighter than her future...a shadow of her old black beautiful self
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Lol,i thot I was d only one that has seen her lately,she looks 3times lighter than her normal self.
DeleteLol. Whitenicious baby
ReplyDeleteNyc advert. EVE E UME
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