YES Magazine birthed one of it's story's this week concerning a bank MD with a headline that will make most Bank MD's re-check the alphabeths in their names.
The story which gives no details except coded clues goes thus
''Strange things are happening indeed in this our country. There’s a bank MD whose only pastime is sleeping with married women. Already, the dude has wrecked some marriages – with more likely to collapse very soon.
Information at the disposal of YES INTERNATIONAL! has it that the guy has slept with nearly all the married women in his bank. We further learnt that some of those who refused to yield to his sexual overtures were either frustrated out or made to pass through hell until some of them succumbed.
Educated here and abroad, the banker with a unique way of speaking first wrecked the marriage of a society lady before increasing the number to two with that of an actress. Now well known for his preference for married women, tales abound that there might be some spiritual under-tones to this queer pastime of his.
Not too handsome and dark skinned, he’s married to a pretty lady and they have about three children. From the South West, alphabet O begins one of his names. Another interesting thing about this randy bank MD is that he has slept with nearly all his wife’s friends. An action that the woman still can’t comprehend why.....''
*Please do not decode full names here since the clues are quite vague...could be anyone!
Remember he is isnt ugly,just not too handsome and they forgot to add that his smile is as bright as the sun and he has this look that can undress one.
Please fear God and do not mention full names here,code your response and do not mention the Bank's name.
Thank you!
I'm beginning to like this #yes magazine.
ReplyDeleteThey report it as it is with hard evidence.
SDK me M-amie can't decode cos I'm not good at remembering or spelling Yoruba names.
I recently saw LEKKI Wives and the character "Chief Saraki" mentioned that him and his friends only sleep with married women for spiritual purposes and it must be her "shed" days. This story is a confirmation of what goes on in the world of randy wealthy men in Nigeria, even the schooled ones!
ReplyDeleteI was chilled to the bone when I saw that episode. And to think that the women went along with it just for money, not caring about the spiritual undertones!
DeleteI think I need to watch this Lekki wives oo. The way everyone is talking about it
Delete@Flo, you need to. It's an eye-opener. Well-made too.
DeleteI m thinking...could it be Uche Iwuji's man?
ReplyDeleteHaney
Are u deaf? Is her husband a banker?
DeleteI doubt,it can't be LB...he has learnt his lesson...
DeleteLol anon i am not deaf. U must be new here not to know wat Uche Iwuj's man means. Welvome on board. Let's gooooooo there!
DeleteHaney
Anon 8:14, honey is not deaf neither blind. Ladi balogun is rumoured to have been behind uche iwuji's crashed marriage.
DeleteLmaooo..stella is scared ni..not to worry we always code,always.una don hear initials only no full names..Fear God oo..lol
ReplyDeleteNa them saka. Unless he's using ring on the women OPC style, then na simply symbiotic relationship things.
ReplyDeleteI can't decode this one joor...no full description...
ReplyDeleteis this the manager that crashed nollywood actress U. I's marriage to Lawal?
ReplyDeleteKaii n his wife would know about his womanising ways but would want to die in that marriage. Nigerian or let me say African women are the most patient women on earth. They take shit from ppl especially their cheating husbands. Sleeping with married women kwa? Nawa oo anyway na their way
ReplyDeleteThey are not patient o!na just long throat' dey worry them!
DeleteIf he was a poor man,i bet she would have walked' long ago.
Btw that Actress he crashed her marriage recently dat was even bluffing on twitter dat;'she's now as free as a bird',i hope he still sees her?cos such men are only interested when u are committed!it might not be spiritual dou,might just be a character deformation,dats y if u have a son dat will rather always collects anoda's candy while hes' is still at hand,watch him!dose are the traits!
@ queen bee, u're nt serious oooo. So u mean I shld closely watch my son who snatches his twin brother's lolly pop henceforth? Bwuhahahahahahaha
DeleteLmao. Exaggeration has entered. Slept with nearly all married women in bmcf? Is he a machine?
ReplyDeleteStella, is Helen Ukpabio saying she wasnt deported? Please confirm. And what's censors board's problem with HOAYS? If it's about the sex scenes, they should take several seats! Pretenders all over the place.
Lmaoooi @mbcf.....
Deletechoi! Chief decoder
as we abuse the man, let's remember that it takes two to tango. what about all the women who agree to lie down with him?
ReplyDeleteYes o, I'm asking the same question. Are all these women he is accused of sleeping with without brains?
DeleteIf he likes he should sleep with his mother in law n sisters-in-law. Fool!!! N d foolish wife will still remain in that marriage because she must remain a mrs. Rubbish!!!
ReplyDeleteIts too early for me to start disturbing my brain for this biko. b/w SDK and YES magazine i no know who gossip pass.
ReplyDeleteI have a question:
ReplyDeleteWhere does he get the strength to sleep with plenty women?
Ask Google.
DeleteI have a question:
DeleteWhy tell me to ask Google when Google is learning to answer questions from SDKers
Be had better be careful before aggrieved spouses arrange for him to disapper.
ReplyDeleteDecoders, over to u guys
Click my name for all your celebration cakes n cupcakes, cheers
The bank MD is Aki d actress na Anekee twins. #SMbumbum#
ReplyDeleteCheck any any married woman that 4ks outside! That thing dey scatter dir husband progress
ReplyDeleteIf only some men and women can see....they will desist from promiscuity
DeleteIt's not only him jare, most of them go after married women. One has been on my case since last year altho av told him I can't cheat on my hubby.
ReplyDeleteI just pity the women dis pple sleep with cos they sleep with different women on a daily basis.
Yes magazine I nw luv ur stuffs
ReplyDeleteI cringe when I hear stories like these. Yet we wonder why most marriages crash. Too bad!
ReplyDelete*Rubbinmypalms* see sweet gist abeg. Make una decode ooo,can't wait.
ReplyDeleteAeegurl...
I'm seeing FCMB somewhere....our comments r anonymous so we do not fear writing out d name of d randy MD or d bank...after all Blogger ain't liable to comments made..beside no be puzzle we dey solve..Abeg pple speak up!
ReplyDelete399 suspended ceilings...
ReplyDeleteU don dey count sky join the ceiling!
DeleteBwahahahahaaaa. .......my bff, wat up?
DeleteWhy Stella dey fear the guy na fine boy sha o but since they we should fear God and not call his name or bank I go leff it so but God is watching him in 5D O!
ReplyDeleteBankers are so randy! But why? Just lik one banker Aham Uko in ph too, very randy. Fucks every girl without condoms. I can't deal.
DeleteThe randy bamk md has same surname as tbliz.he is also from ijebu ode.
ReplyDeleteNa alex oti joor md of daimond bnk and i tot he's a good christian nawaaa oh.
ReplyDeleteHis wife has moved out after all the humiliation. The guy no send and she was hurt. Her BFF will now introduce her to the politicians. But wait oh don't tell me her BFF has slept with him. I doubt if not the BFFness will be over.
ReplyDeleteIs the MD of Diamond Bank from the South West? Read again!
ReplyDeleteHer BFF is IW. We all know that one na queen of sleeping with married men
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I feel so sorry for his wife. What she has had to put up with over the years. But her best friend is ifeoma, and I don't think her hubby could have slept with her, although ifeoma sleeps around with married men, I doubt she could have slept with her BFFs hubby
ReplyDeleteGbenga fakinle(d former MD of spring bank),can do beta,dt one can fuck anytin too,want to believ d infection he gzv his wife killed her.
ReplyDeleteHis father just celebrated his 80th birthday.i heard the guy likes them fair, tall and slim.May God deliver him sha,u pursue woman so tey your home break! He is young so mayb nah youthful exuberance at 40. Mr La, take it easy.
ReplyDeleteLadi…Ba….hehehehehe..F….mb..lol
ReplyDeletehe broke Uju Mophe and Uche Iwuji's marriage..lol
ReplyDeleteThat Aham Uko in PH, is his name Ifeanyi too?? OMG!! thats my cousins hubby and i always wondered why he married her because she is very fat. But i know for a fact that he is always in uniport chasing little girls.
ReplyDeleteStill waiting to get d real person...#DOVE#
ReplyDeleteah didn't even know gbenga's wife died. when he was still an up and coming banker he was regular in LAG. this mr bank MD go and read MM for his lowdown and the aprokos there said it is another case of jazz gone wrong from his wife. when his eyes opened he went crazy with married women.
ReplyDeleteMr La Ba Oga o, I smell ifeoma's gist will take over this thread soon omoyen can fuck for Africa fuck for bag, fuck for diamonds,fuck for car, that babe can keep up she bought a car on loan with Bank PHB the thing got written off when the bank collapsed IFEOMA WILLIAMS -ONIDOKUDO
ReplyDeleteIfeoma no get shame. Dey drive around Lagos in Mercedes jeep that she didn't pay for dey form big girl. Mscheeeeee
ReplyDeleteTalk true say if dem dash you keke, you no go drive round ur village...nonsense
DeleteI beg make una leave ifeoma alone. Na Wetin. Na only she dey Lagos. Which kind bad belle be this. The post isn't even abt her, how her name come enter inside. Leave the woman Abeg, she is living her life and doesn't even know u guys exist. Rubbish!
ReplyDeleteHmmm
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