SATURDAY LAUGHS

Have a great Saturday and stay healthy!.....One love ya'all

HEHEHEHEHEHE WETIN BE THIS?

HAHAHHAHA NA YAM?

MY BELLE OOH,HAHAHAHHAHHAHA

AH I ATE SOME CHEPS LAST NIGHT AND I LOVE DO NOT.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

LOOOL

Sharap dia......loool

looooooooooool

LWKMD!....GO WHERE?

HAHAHAHAH FRUITY AFFAIR

COCKROACH GIVING HEAD?HIAN!

LOOOL

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NA YOU NA

LMAO

YES OOOOOO

This is funny!!!Quotable Quotes..please send in any thing funy like the underneath okay?I am really Keen on doing this...hehehehhee


Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of 

plantain without tasting any 

- Albert Einstein (1872). 


He who says nothing last forever has never tried 

Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). 



He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely 

before eating it cannot keep a secret 

- Abraham Lincoln (1864). 




Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup 

with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything 

- Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).



Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never 

been with a mountain of fire member 

- William Shakespeare (1788). 



Anyone who graduated without experiencing

 strike probably has never been to Nigeria 

- Lord Lugard (1904). 


He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice 

has trust issues 

- Alexander the III 1709). 


He who refuses to classify Agege bread and

 Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist 

- Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).


Any man who drinks alomo bitters without

 squeezing his face, is capable of murder.

- obasanjo(1999)



Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but

 allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty

- Queen Elisabeth (1893).



He who runs around looking for scissors to cut 

indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry

- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot 

cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)



Any toilet wey clean never jam correct 

shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)


Anyone that reads this without laughing, that 

person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)