A popular Nollywood actress has been whispering to her close friends that she is getting married in two weeks to her supposedly once married but estranged dark skinned lover.
This is not a made up story..it is from the mouth of the actress to the ears of her friends who are also friends to friends of my friends and olofofos,ah it is complicated ......lol
She whispered this a few days ago so give or take,the wedding will hold before March 20,2014.
It is a coded gist and i am not supposed to reveal the name of the actress directly in case they change their plans to embarrass this story…lol
The actress recently granted an interview calling the lover just her friend when the truth is obvious that they are both a couple but trying to downplay it because of all the press attention..
The beautiful actress and her lover are bound together not only by love but by business things.
She is not dark skinned and does not bleach and if you try to pronounce her name in English and you are a stammerer,you will get stuck….
tried yet?..now stop trying okay?
Leave the name and try to pronounce the English word of ego,kudi,owo……..remember that you are a stammerer ooh.
Lets wait and see if this wedding will take place or not…..i am waiting by the curb with flowers and chocolate to wish them happy married life...oh yes,every one deserves a new beginning.
Remember that you are not supposed to out rightly call names when decoding….have you learnt anything from this blog or not?...I no fit shout abeg.
Congratulations in advance to the nameless actress and her beau....I am so excited for them!
*Rolling my eyes*
Remember that this is a whisper until it becomes LOUD so whatever name you drop na you sabi,my hand no dey.
Remember that this is a whisper until it becomes LOUD so whatever name you drop na you sabi,my hand no dey.
That very light skinned actress that owns a magazine abi, ok we dey wait. Wish her all the best.
ReplyDeleteMonalisa Chinda
DeleteKia stella.....your olofofoh no get part 2
DeleteHahahahahahahahahah! Una too much!!!
DeleteMmmoooomomomoo..nnnaaananan...lllliiiilililisssaasasasasa!!! Chinese
DeleteAnon 8:34 u sharp abeg.
DeleteStella Damasus...werz my gift
DeleteMonalisa Chinda
ReplyDeleteStella said don't mention names! Haba!
DeleteBLOG ANALYSER; Eheen! Is dat so? We wish them well
DeleteBest wishes.
Delete#Rme# mehn aunty stella, u are really an amebo, can't stop laughing ooooO.. Lemmie guess against my policy sha... Nadia and jim iyke???? #walks away
ReplyDelete@i_ChoPtas_Not
U dumb small o,has jim ever been married?or how does nadia sound like money?
DeleteOpara mini! Your comment cracked me up!! Thanks I needed the cheering up. Lol
DeleteThe actress name starts with M and ends with A..with surname that starts with a C
ReplyDeleteMy tots tho
LisaMonaMana. LanLanLanrerererer.
ReplyDelete(@@)
Stella!U are just possessed!!!OMG...LMFAO...Chaiiiii,Decorders biko where @ thou?
ReplyDeleteWow!...Monalisa Chinda and Lanre I guess.....hmmmmm....yeye dey smell
ReplyDeleteNa dis kind tin dey make linda belle sweet!
DeleteSee as she scatter dots full everywhia!
Yimu @ her yeye dey smell
Linda na joke oo.
Ke ki mere?
Linda ni sterra ko. Stop falling heads. U are on sdk
DeleteGreat ancestors oya its your time
ReplyDeleteChoi! Na you come funny pass. I wonder how you dey write your exams sef.
Delete
ReplyDeleteMona Lisa
Nawa o...wit all stella's teaching,all of una jus dey drop straight names.
DeleteIf na exam,una don fail#
Aunty stella I love you. You have a way with words.
ReplyDeleteMe I no sabi dis one o
Monalisa!
ReplyDeleteMonalisa Chinda
ReplyDeleteMonalisa?
ReplyDeleteStella of life... This 1 hard ooooo
ReplyDeletelisssaaaaa Chinda
ReplyDeleteIyawo Lanre, biko go and do surprise wedding like Toke and allow us rest. It's long overdue sef.
ReplyDeleteIf you spend 20 years planning your madness, how many years are left to display the madness proper?
*in yoruba* ti won ba fi ogun odun pile were,odun melo ni won ma fi ya were?
DeleteBitchplis u fall ibadan hand o.The last part of that yoruba saying is wrong and you didn't correct it. It is "Ojo wo lo ma bu igi je".No spoil our language o.
DeleteMonalisa Coded
ReplyDeleteThe CODED MONALISA
ReplyDeletehahhahahah.dis one hard ooo stellikoko.anyway sha,make i chill dey wait 4 our great decoders in d house
ReplyDeleteMonalisa Chinda will be the biggest fool if she agrees to Lanre Nzeribe's proposal...your Gllo money go soon finish o!
ReplyDeleteGbam, Gbamer, Gbamest. Na she sabi.
DeleteHehehehehehe ....stella dats ur namesake nah,d famous stella damasus who s getting married 2 her business partner cum beau Daniel okoloko Ademinokan.....dt tin wif stella getting involved wif diff men jst makes me hate her .....*spits*
ReplyDeleteI think u are the only one that got it right with the description.
DeleteVia Mona Stella we are not a Lisa nah#oppos my French is bad.winks
ReplyDeleteLisaMonaMana. LanLanLanrerererer.
ReplyDelete(@@)
Hahahaha! Stella the amebo mistress. U are talking about Egolisa lol. Wishing them happy married life in advance and like u said, "truly everyone deserves to be happy"
ReplyDeleteEgolisa ko. Pls go back to school. Egolisa ur village masquerade. Mchteeew
DeleteMumu can't you see anon is coding the name how old are you sef. Umuaka juru na blog a.
DeleteI tire for dis blog visitors o. See matured coding person still dey run mouth with insults. Mcheew
Deletemonalisa chinda....heheheh I don de code ds one ooooo
ReplyDeleteAbeg I'll wait 4 experts can't stress my brain dis morning.
ReplyDeletewhere are the decoders
ReplyDeleteaint gat any clue!
Congrats Mona
ReplyDeleteDecoding for the first time, *dancing azonto* Na Monalisa and Lanre Nzeribe. Everybody clap for me. OYE
ReplyDeleteLMAO, Sometimes u will mistake ur kids 4 ur blog readers by telling dem to answer questions codedly in skul,I can imagine d surprises on dia face wen it happens
ReplyDeleteMonalisa chinda.
ReplyDeleteStella u made it so easY who wouldn't knw with all dis clue!Monalisa chinda and Lanre,hmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteWish the actress HML
ReplyDeleteWhosoever it might be.
You are such a bore! Stop commenting like someone forced you to!
Delete2day is my buff-Day... Any SDKER in ph shuld contact me. and stella plz wish me hapi buff-Day
ReplyDeleteContact u with what ni? No number or pin.
DeleteHian!
Happy bday..how do we contact you na?
DeleteHappy bd dear, contact u wit wat? U wan share chocolate? Am in ph o. Lol
DeleteWe plenty for ph city o. Hian
DeleteThis Stella, my name sake ... U too much.coded woman.. keep it up. like U.
ReplyDeleteMonalisa and Lanre NZERIBE dats easy joor
ReplyDeleteI love this blog mehn.. buaaaah ha ha
ReplyDeleteMona don't plsssssssssss! Why do you want to be twice divorced? This guy is worse than your ex hussy o. He get street sense die,while your previous get local small tiff tiff sense!By the way,that your mighty~in~size magazine,bigger than encyclopedia,is lacking in content and direction.Since I got it has a gift, e don turn load o.Just dump Mr N and his giant mag idea ASAP! Focus on your kid and acting.
ReplyDelete*as
DeleteWide eyed o abeg in an unrelated topic. I want your advice.
Delete. My bf of 3yrs+ is 29 this year and has recently become bossy o. Arrogant and heady. Ontop of it all when I asked him ha fa for marriage he said I should chill till next year. I have a yahoo guy alternative who's all so sensitive and sweet. Almost everything bf of life isn't these days. I'm stuck on bf of life tho and my family people say I should stick to bf of life. But I'm thinking if these aren't warning signs or I'm overreacting but isn't a girl supposed to pick who loves her more?. I'm 26 but I have life going and I think it's time to either marry or be on the track to.
What would your advise to a sister be?
1. What are the things a girls should look out for in aa spouse.
2. Would u think it's ok to face yahoo guy if he's investing wisely/planning to change? Just maybe
3. Most importantly how do I get my bf to do d needful.
I be wan mail aunty stella to create a post on this subject mainly to hear your own opinion but I like my anon nature of living on this blog.
Bisous y'all
Hi babes,fact is,you are cheating on 2 men. Another sad fact is, today's young woman,believes her eggs should be in several baskets and basins,which to an extent makes sense, as no one is sure until 'I do' happens hitch free.For 21st century reasons, I won't dwell too much on that. Nonetheless,it questions your faithfulness level.Be informed that marriage is not a tea party. Its more demanding than dating or courtship. What you ought to be concerned about right now,is how to position yourself for the right man. To me,these 2 are not true prospects at all. Agreed, 3yrs is not 3days,that's why it would be easy for me to quickly say go with the first guy.The snag with this option,is the that proposal was made in reverse. You asked him to marry you! What did you expect him to say? No?Why would he want to embarrass you? Of cos he had to provide an answer that buys him more time.if am right,smart guy just wants to rock your 'geography' for one more year! If I am wrong,the marriage will end up one of several,where the man constantly reminds the woman that she asked for the marriage.What he does wrong in that union, you ll ve to sharrap and accept like a strong woman that proposed to her man! May that kind of set up not be your portion o! All things said,you plan to marry one of the two abi? Then, I strongly recommend a refreshal course on how to get Mr 3yrs, down on one knee. Go read the book 'why men love Bitches'. That's if you are so much in a hurry to get married and availability is your only tool...as for the yahoo guy? Come on! He's a rogue naw! Why would you want to marry some criminal?Pls let's factorise him out of this equation. Try to stay faithful.'Engagement' is rehearsal time for married life.if you are sure he's serious about next year,then stay with him only.However,I feel you should work on yourself first of all. Mind my typos and other jagajaga...
DeleteWide Eyed,don't I just love you. I have a problem too. I'm a shopaholic. I love jewelries die esp the very expensive ones. Should I:
Delete1. Cut off my neck n join my head to my body like that ,neckless (thru plastic surgery)
2. Join Deeper Life
Thanks,while I remain,
IRENE
Wow! Sound advice,no wonder this person turned you to dear Aunty Meg..I'm impressed really.
Deletemoni + chuda= lanlan
ReplyDelete@ WIDE EYE, Thank you.
ReplyDeleteMe too i got the rubbish for N5k and since been load. Even to trash it is load to the bin.
The guy will beat her black blue, and shes sooo unfaithful. can say so cause i know dem both.
People feel for Lisa, but all na lie, Me i feel for the guy.
Above all, i'm sorry for the daughter. directionless. SHAME
It's Stella Damascus!!!
ReplyDeleteChoi, Aunty Stella, i give u yansh.U forget say fellow blog visitors no send.
ReplyDeleteMonalisa Chinda..hehehehehe.
ReplyDeleteafi I got it has a gift naa. wide eyed so you dey razz like this?
ReplyDeleteFuck off. Didn't you see That she corrected herself? I must comment
DeleteLwtmb!!!
ReplyDeleteChei! Stella oooooooooo!!! Ur aproko na 1st class ooo! No be today ooo! I don die ooooo
Beksy babie
I tried d Emma-nuela- Nju & Tchi...
ReplyDeleteok e no work .
Money-lisa & L
Ewu Gambia
DeleteChai....Sterra of life,,,,,ur amebo no get rival,,,see as you take present the gist,,,*lol@remember u be stammerer*...i cant stop laughing and my colleagues in the office keep coming around me to read what is making me to laugh so hard.....SDK blog for life!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW..the actress should be Monalisa Chinda...
Late aboderin's wife, she's delta ibo and ur namesake.....back to eating my bole and palm oil
ReplyDeleteIt is boli.Don't spoil the name of that sweet snack bush woman
DeletePort Harcourt ppl call it bole but we lagosians know the correct name so free that one.
DeleteLol@ her friends who are also friends to friends of my friends and olofofos....
ReplyDeleteHa ofofo business is booming incredibly well, we need to consider exportation business o.
Stella ur aproko na grade A .........we don already decode,u sabi pass information no be small...hehehehehe happy weekend!
ReplyDeleteMLC,wetin de guy take tie u like this?
ReplyDeleteNa big prick? Na good lashings? Wetin?
Why you go marry guy wey em stock in trade na to de carry older women? Ask grace Egbagbe,ask Liz Benson. Then,if u wan do the wedding true true,no invite:
Mama G, Camilla Mbrekpe,Chinwe Owoh,Ngozi Ezeonu,Your mama big sistas dem,cos your oga go begin toast them for hall ooo. The guy is turned on by wrinkles.
No you fuck off wide eyed lesbo lover. Fool.
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