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Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Hilarious Nollywood Movie Titles Ever....


Some Nollywood Titles are so funny that you just forget about watching the movie itself...some you read the title and you can act out the script yourself even without watching it....


 The movies are better now than they used to be and the titles are getting even better BUT we have some old Nollywood movie titles that can crack ones ribs.

 Care to indulge us on what movie title annoyed/cracked you up/irritated you the most?

 The 'untold truth' kinda cracks me up...of cos they are damn right,when a truth is not told,it is untold..LMAO!
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119 comments:

  1. Amaka Hundeyin4 March 2014 at 12:47

    Torr

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    1. Luskii!4 March 2014 at 14:54

      Love in d air
      Love of money
      River of love
      Battle of love
      Love aggregate
      Love scatter ground
      Love uprooted
      Love of grass
      Weeded in love
      Rooted in love
      Basic love
      Soaked in love
      Earthquake of love
      Thundered love
      Lightening of love
      Halla love
      Dangered love
      Hanged in love
      Prayers of love
      Monkey in love
      Blogger in love
      Stella in love
      .........."Hand dey pain me"!.......awon tiwan tiwa!

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    2. Fumilic4 March 2014 at 16:02

      Togbukwaaa gi eye ahu!

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    3. WIDE EYED!4 March 2014 at 23:16

      I can't get over any title with Nigerian 'English'. Example is one starring Ebube in her Mgbeke days.Title: "Mama,I will die for you'. Turns out the story had nothing to do with dying in your mother's stead.Her mum slept with her hubby and she contemplated suicide.At a point,Ebube turns to her sinful mum(patience Ozokwor of cos),and said 'mama,I will die for you!'. Translation:, 'mama,I will kill myself because of what you did'. You know when some maid tells a toddler,'come,let me bath for you'? Instead of, 'Come and have a shower or bath'? Yeah. Stupid title by an equally stupid marketer.

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    4. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 08:42

      Lmao... My belle oooo..this is the most hilarious thing av read Wide Eyed.. This our nollywood abi onitshawood peeps no go kill me. The one trending on posters now is Mr Ibu. I dont just understand the guy, his funny alright but this his 45 mins movies dont have any content.The movies are just about him with no basic story line and have the funniest names like" Mr Ibu dances skelewu" lol....Mrs D

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  2. Moi4 March 2014 at 12:48

    Ah Nollywood movies can get title no be small. Lol

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    1. Sunshine4 March 2014 at 20:35

      My yoruba titles

      Ah talopa chief? Part 1-5
      Iya ile okan
      Aje ni iya mi
      Omo baba olowo
      Eran iya oshogbo
      Ipadabo Abija
      Asewo tore Mecca

      Etc etc etc

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    2. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 21:51

      Cry for brest milk, I was amazed to see olu jacob, john dumelo and jackie apaiah is such a senSless movie

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    3. SUGAROUS4 March 2014 at 23:08

      cry for breastmilk seriously? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha. chai.......LMAO

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    4. Ina4 March 2014 at 23:15

      Lmfao!

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    5. Order for your home delivered party cakes (Abuja)6 March 2014 at 09:07

      Jeezzzzz! cry for breastmilk?
      I don die wit laff. Hahahaha

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  3. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 12:59

    Loool. They have titles like Obioma the truck pusher, the beginning of wickedness, restless snake, who stole my joy?, cry cry baby etc.

    CeeCee

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    1. Kemie4 March 2014 at 13:38

      Lol@CeeCee

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    2. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 16:09

      Lmao @ who stole my joy?

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    3. Princess Charming4 March 2014 at 21:08

      Lmao.... @cry cry baby.

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    4. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 11:51

      Y'all are 4getting their adverts, it's worst than the titles...(in Shegun Arinze's voice) And very loud.. It goes thus.... Yehhh e don happen again oo, woman wey get belle don born snake o and dey snake don turn 2 mercy Johnson oo all dey boys wey wan marry her don disappear finish ooo, now dey mama don go call pastor make he pray 4 her but she come turn the pastor 2 croka fish ooo. Yeeee water don pass garry 4 dis mater ooo. Dis gal na * ukwu saranbara ooo* now another boy don come 2 marry her 4 America him name na Jim Iyke ooo wetin she go do dis one Eeeeeee? And the next thing u'll see is * The story has just begun* To God Be the glory# Watch out 4 part 3 and 4 coming soon soon soon.... wtf?

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  4. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:06

    Blackberry babes. I have a blackberry therefore I'm a babe it doesn't matter if I'm fat/skinny, tall/short

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  5. Mba94 March 2014 at 13:11

    Dumebi the Dirty Girl

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  6. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:12

    Mr Ibu dance Skelewu

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    1. bitchplis4 March 2014 at 13:53

      D producer of a movie with dat title shld be shot

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    2. Unknown4 March 2014 at 16:54

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....laff don finish me....smh

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    3. Princess Charming4 March 2014 at 21:10

      Buhahahahaahaa... Seriously that producer should be banned.

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  7. Ifyody4 March 2014 at 13:13

    Stellastica...I ga egbu mmadu. Certainly d truth was untold.

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  8. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:13

    Face me I face you

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  9. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:13

    Mary the hunch back

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  10. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:13

    ASHAWO

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  11. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:19

    Sup with bloggers & Nollywood this afternoon? I know what u did there, Linda.

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  12. memphis4 March 2014 at 13:21

    Beyonce.

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  13. ««BARBIE DOLL»»4 March 2014 at 13:36

    *Ese baba n Kano
    *cry me a river
    *Gucci girls
    *azonto babes

    Yorubawood mostly can like to give funny funny titles. When dere is a new reigning song dey must surely give a movie the title, I still dey wait *skelewu oo

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    1. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 14:28

      Omoge skelewu is out, lol.Other titles like Sk mental, Ajike omo mama e, Wazo, Shedy mentor....

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  14. THATIGBOBABE4 March 2014 at 13:47

    First of All(bend down low),Akara and bread,Asuu strike,and the list is endless

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  15. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:50

    "Mama Ukwu goes to school"

    *svelte*

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  16. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 13:56

    Lack of creativity and talents from the script writers , producers, directors and actors/actresses all na wash! Scraps bunch of untalented people. There is still room for improvement but the love for quick money for fakey lifestyle wont allow them....Nicholas Anelka talking.

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  17. francesca4 March 2014 at 14:00

    Aunty otuocha.....

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    1. Jay4 March 2014 at 23:31

      Hahahahahaha,dats d part 4 of ada mbano rite?its funny but stupid.imagine,aunty otuocha!!

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  18. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 14:05

    Can't stop laughing

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  19. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 14:06

    Etteh The Stubborn Gateman

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  20. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 14:10

    Final world cup

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  21. Qutie4 March 2014 at 14:22

    Dumebi the dirty cracked me up

    then when there were titles like love me,love conquers,love gone wrong and all the love love ish,it pissed me off.. Like wtf? Can't you think of a better title...

    But they are better now though.. Especially the movies created by royal academy...

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  22. moydot4 March 2014 at 14:28

    Facebook girls.Lol#sipsMoetnChandon#

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  23. reggy4 March 2014 at 14:31

    dying for love, fighting for love, could this be love, beyonce vs rhianna , maga don pay, yahoo guys,stella abeg I no wan vex

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  24. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 14:41

    'Aunty Otuocha'. I was furious when I saw the poster.

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  25. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 14:41

    Tear my bra

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    1. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 08:45

      Hahhahahhahahaha....una no fit kill me oo.@ tear my bra

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  26. diamondblinqZ4 March 2014 at 14:43

    Don't watch dem so I don't even kn there titles.

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  27. Queen Bee4 March 2014 at 15:04

    Tears of the ghetto

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    1. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 08:40

      That was a very creative, educative and very inspirational movie. I hate nollywood and everything they represent but I must confess there are very few cool movies and tears of the ghetto is one of them. Nothing funny about the title either. MY OPINION.

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  28. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 15:08

    Married woman why
    A cry for help (nkiru sylvanus aka Ble-ble)
    Beyonce and Rihanna (omotola and nadia)
    Mothers in-law (patience ozokwor and franca brown)
    Devil in-law
    Beauty and d beast (d beast was Olu Jacobs)
    Tom and Jerry (aki n pawpaw)
    Old skool (patience ozokwor)
    Against my wish

    Lol. Make I go chop come back. Ms FT.

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    1. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 07:12

      Obara Jesus!! (not title, just exclaiming o)..'old skool' was funny as HECK tho...I love Patience Ozokwor

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  29. Unknown4 March 2014 at 15:10

    Azonto babes...lol

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  30. Unknown4 March 2014 at 15:10

    Azonto babes...lol

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  31. Swerve4 March 2014 at 15:24

    Dinta

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  32. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 15:27

    Sheri koko

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  33. Janelicious4 March 2014 at 15:32

    MAMA UKWU

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  34. Patt4 March 2014 at 15:43

    Obi is a boy

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  35. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 15:44

    Rihanna and Beyonce, Spanner

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  36. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 15:58

    final widow,tears of madness am like wtf?mmchheew..

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    1. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 09:21

      Lmao@ tears of madness... Madness get tears. These people no go kill me..... Mrs D

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  37. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 16:04

    Sdk biko do describe ur ex using a movie title

    My own is living in bondage
    Lol

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  38. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 16:19

    Skelewu Babes

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  39. PWAN homes-own a property @ zero cost just Register as partner with PWAN group with =N=37,650 only. Contact 081819598074 March 2014 at 16:54

    @HAWT MRS. U BELLE DON TEAR....GAWD THAT'S WAS SUPER HILARIOUS.
    NAIJA FILMS AND THEIR ODESHI TITLES.

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  40. PWAN homes-own a property @ zero cost just Register as partner with PWAN group with =N=37,650 only. Contact 081819598074 March 2014 at 16:57

    @HAWT MRS my belle don tear..omgawd that was super hilarious.
    So u have watched all these films? you really try.

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  41. PWAN homes-own a property @ zero cost just Register as partner with PWAN group with =N=37,650 only. Contact 081819598074 March 2014 at 16:58

    @ hawt mrs my belle don tear finish.
    kai you really get time.

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  42. PWAN homes-own a property @ zero cost just Register as partner with PWAN group with =N=37,650 only. Contact 081819598074 March 2014 at 16:58

    @HAWT MRS my belle don tear..omgawd that was super hilarious.
    So u have watched all these films? you really try.

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  43. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 17:16

    Girls of the safin mansion, chelsea n man u, Mr ibu super market, ibu goes to school, crying queen, tears in heaven, bold5 babes...take my wife....heheheheheheh and many more rubishhhhhhhhhhhh

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  44. Olueze14 March 2014 at 17:28

    Rebecca the orphan,gallant babes,raggae boys,naked king,doggy style,blackberry/facebook babes.....the list goes on and on

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  45. Godpikin4 March 2014 at 18:00

    YEMI MY LOVER...

    Yaron Allah

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    1. Sunshine4 March 2014 at 20:37

      Lwkmd. I love u taxi driver- Ade Love

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  46. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 18:18

    Crazy titles that reek of mediocrity.... Got the following titles while watching African magic......

    - He goat
    - Tea or coffee
    - recharge card
    - My mrs
    - ASUU strike
    - I need a husband aka husband my foot...
    - Married woman why
    - kurukere babes

    For heaven sake how can we dream of a Grammy with titles like this.....agreed jobs are being created for the local market but truth be told we can only keep being local champions if we continue like this.....

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    1. Pink shell4 March 2014 at 19:59

      Its mass production na.
      Wen u do anytin in mass production its hard to give a befitting title.

      Nolly wood wld shoot 5 films in a day, cos dey don't want to waste a location.

      My mama go say;
      Nna ehn, na na(now now) nite don reach for nolly wood film.
      D background music is always louda dan d actors #Anonying!

      D sound effect to show action sef na die, d action no dey pass wia, mercy aigbe wan slap yomi fash lanso.

      Nolly wood equals mumu wood.

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    2. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 08:48

      Choi lmao @ married women why. Na question? Ah my belle oo......Mrs D

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  47. onyiiasa4 March 2014 at 18:18

    BLOG ANALYSER: chai! I hate that film. Smh, its Iraq and Iran

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  48. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 18:28

    Fuck me harder. Lol

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  49. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 18:34

    Hmmmmm, comments got me laffn just wat I needed. My stupid bf makes me sick nd worthless......Sobs#
    MERcy

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    1. Pink shell4 March 2014 at 20:08

      Laffing and sobbing?

      But come oo
      Av watchd great nollywood movies in the past.
      Eg
      Bondage (RMD and Bimbo akintola)
      Old soldier(sam loco efe nt sure abt d title)

      And some really nice weekend series even doe I can't remember dia names.
      Family circle
      Everyday ppl etc

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    2. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 21:03

      U should leave him #just saying...ify

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    3. Unknown4 March 2014 at 23:04

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    4. Unknown4 March 2014 at 23:07

      Who can rem..D only Nigerian girl, Glamour girls,Onome,Nneka d pretty serpent,love without language..

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    5. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 23:28

      Onome was amazing! Domitilla (ashewo no be work o), true confession, what's that one that had kids that went on excursion o?and they were kidnapped or sumn dodgy!! I miss the good ol' days of Liz Benson,Regina Askia, bimbo akintola, Uche Osotule, Gloria anozie,Joke Silva n co

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    6. Olueze15 March 2014 at 15:33

      The excursion movie is (just a night)

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    7. Anonymous6 March 2014 at 14:39

      After skol hours

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  50. Alozie Paschal Okwara4 March 2014 at 18:44

    Stella, please take correction. UNTOLD IS AN AUTHENTIC ENGLISH WORD. Nothing should crack you up about that title.

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  51. Moroun Makeovers4 March 2014 at 19:22

    Ta lo pa chief,Kemi Azonto.

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  52. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 19:34

    Royal mansion, royal tree, royal staff, royal maid, royal slippers, royal broom, royalty, royal maidens. Pls help me add any other royal whatever....... Whew!!!!!

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    1. Unknown4 March 2014 at 23:06

      Lol..hate dat ishh... Royal serpent,Return of d. Royal maids,Royal 2 royal....#faints

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  53. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 19:46

    Yoruba movie titles are d worst. Eg CARO, skelewu, aZonto babes, iyale mi, iyawo ojo kan. Bisi alamala, falkky ididowo, baba kango, lagos to benin etc.. Rubbish!! Nonsense.

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    1. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 18:30

      What of Amope olowo Sibi and Sonto alapata.Razz titles

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    2. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 20:02

      Dewunmi Iberu

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  54. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 21:07

    Beyonce and Rihanna, 2pac, skelewu, dumebi and the bitter leaf Cynthia

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  55. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 21:44

    SSS 3. Students, Why me, White Hunters,love in high places,Ife gbona,Ori BisHop,akoto olokada,Rihana vs Beyonce,baby okwu in America. Nollywood and their funny titles

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  56. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 21:51

    Kamilu kompo,Muniru ati Ambali,tears of a widow,London Tailor,,igboro ti daru,omo yahoo,gucci girls,is this love,could thIs be love?love on the highway,igodo,Izaga,

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  57. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 21:58

    Alani bAba. Mulika,Teacher Oko,Dadubule,Sunday Dagboru,Jelili,File.be,ko duro soke!

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  58. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 22:28

    Mr and Mrs nice movie. nice title.

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  59. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 22:31

    "I will not die a prostitute"

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    1. sisi eko4 March 2014 at 23:27

      Lwkmd. U don craze ooo lmao!!! I don pupu bcos of laff. Eheheh.

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    2. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 09:17

      Lmao @ Awilo babes,limpopo babes, kukere babes,skelewu babes...o chi m

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  60. Yomslaw4 March 2014 at 22:33

    Mama Sunday*mid 90s*

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  61. raw gold5 March 2014 at 00:12

    Lmao !!

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  62. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)5 March 2014 at 01:26

    Oga at the top,eze goes to school,facebook love,limpopo babes,moving party,betrayed by love,kukere babes,tea or cofee,my mrs,gallant mama,pay as you go,raggae boys,tom and jerry,dumebi d dirty girl,azonto babes,gamblers,tears of the ghetto,king of crude,beauty and d beast,spanner,blackberry babes, Etc. Naijawood I hail thee

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  63. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 06:16

    D best movies so far are IGODO nd THE TRINITY!! Bt I cried watching SHOW ME HEAVEN by jim iyke nd kate henshaw den OMO ILENLE by ibrahim chatta nd dat his babe he disvirgined nd abandoned in real life


    OKIJA WIFE

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  64. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 06:17

    D best movies so far are IGODO nd THE TRINITY!! Bt I cried watching SHOW ME HEAVEN by jim iyke nd kate henshaw den OMO ILENLE by ibrahim chatta nd dat his babe he disvirgined nd abandoned in real life


    OKIJA WIFE

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  65. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 06:39

    Limpopo babes

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  66. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 06:40

    Limpopo babes

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  67. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 09:17

    @stellz I rem those popular movies like
    Igodo-norbert young
    Glamour girls-where eucharia & zach orji was naked
    Sakobi the snake girl
    Isakaba 1 & 2-sam whatever
    Onome
    Jensimi
    Jenrola
    Saworoide
    Oleku 1& 2
    Iru eshin
    Owo blow
    Mama sunday
    Igbanladogi...the latest nollywood movies mostly have annoying titles I can't even remember especially dose english titles but I love Jennifer 1 & 2 and ayitale

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    1. Yomslaw5 March 2014 at 18:49

      Sam Dede!!!




      #Best Nollyhood* Actor Ever!!!!

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  68. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 09:19

    I miss most wanted by ayo adesanya,regina askia & liz benson

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  69. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 09:26

    Please who can remember "WITCH DOCTOR OF THE LIVING DEAD THE most hilarious and annoying horror movie ever

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  70. tomiwealth5 March 2014 at 09:36

    Ta lo pa chief
    fire on the mountain

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  71. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 11:51

    Tittles like, my private part, oga on top, eru aya, final sweet potato, tube and tyre, boy yoyo etc, suck in my opinion.

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  72. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 19:16

    the virgin prostitute

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  73. Stella Asemota5 March 2014 at 23:36

    13 years a slave (coming soon).

    Lupita And Oscar ( in Theatres near you).

    Lmao.

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  74. Anonymous6 March 2014 at 01:31

    Bunny your correct, just listen to the adverts n there is no need watching the movie.

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  75. Unknown21 June 2021 at 02:25

    I want to watch this movie please...

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