Sex is, unarguably, one of human beings’ most natural acts. We do it for pleasure and procreation, but depending on upbringing, background, experience, religious beliefs and societal pressures opinions on sex and sexual practices vary hugely. And then of course, each individual has preferences all his or her own.
Below is a list of the top ten countries that have sex the least frequently, according to Durex’s international sexual survey while polled around 26,000 people over 26 countries. So, if getting lucky between the sheets is important to you and you’re thinking of relocating to a different country or traveling around the world, keep these numbers in mind. These percentages represent the number of citizens who report having sex on a weekly basis.
10. Thailand – 65%
Many might be surprised that Thailand is featuring here – after all, the country has a very well known reputation for sex tourism. But alas, only 65% of Thailand’s citizens report having sex weekly. However, due to the fact that prostitution is technically still illegal in Thailand, a reluctance to self-report could well be leading to an under-representation of the stats.
9. New Zealand – 63%
Over in New Zealand, only 63% of the Kiwis are getting lucky weekly, so perhaps it’s no surprise that only 43% of the country’s citizens report to be satisfied with their sex lives. The country is mainly urbanised with a population of around 4.5 million people, so 63% still makes for quite a number of couples having sex, even if it isn’t satisfying. The ethnicities in New Zealand include a large population of European descent as well as native Māori people.
8. Holland – 63%
In a country where prostitution is not only legal, but also regulated, it might be a bit surprising to see this country on the list (and the satisfaction rate sitting at only at 50%). Of course, the sex industry in Amsterdam is heavily targeted at tourists gracing the Red Light and Blue Light districts – who may not be included in this report. If having sex with a prostitute is of no interest to you, there are always the live sex shows, which are showing every night. And since prostitution is legal, the workers do have health coverage and are tested for diseases on a regular basis.
7. Singapore – 62%
In Singapore, while 62% of the population is having sex weekly, there’s only a 35% satisfaction rate. Ironically – and a common feature on this list – Singapore is one of the countries that have a booming industry when it comes to the sex business. Prostitution in the country is legal as long as the prostitute is over the age of 18. Here’s something else that’s ironic about this country; it’s illegal to distribute and sell pornographic films, books, photographs, and digital files – but it’s not a crime to access porn on the Internet. Maybe all these mixed messages are confusing for the other 37% of the population, who just call the whole thing off.
6. Australia – 60%
Over half of the citizens of Australia are having sex every week… In fact, they even have a party dedicated to overcoming religious influence in politics known as the Australian Sex Party. With just 60% of Ozzies doing the dirty every week, only about 42% are actually satisfied. According to a survey conducted, Aussies also consider oral sex to be “sex” in general. So they might be having even less frequent full-on sexy time than they’ve reported here.
5. Canada – 59%
The northern neighbors of the United States are definitely finding other things to do in the winter snow than having sex. But who could blame them with just a 48% satisfaction rate? Even though Canada shares a border with the United States, there are some differences when it comes to sex. A report from MSN claims that Canadian men have more partners than Americans, but Americans are more satisfied.
4. United Kingdom – 55%
Apparently the old ‘lie back and think of England’ adage isn’t working for almost half of Brits. Out of the 55% of the UK residents having sex weekly, and only 40% of Brits are satisfied with what they are getting. Perhaps much of that 40% is comprised of the ones who aren’t getting it weekly? Although the Brits are often cited as having one of the sexier foreign accents in polls, apparently they’re not turning each other on over there…
3. USA – 53%
For the citizens of the United States, this is an interesting number given how sexualized is the media in the States. In an age where the Internet is very influential and porn is generally seen to be rampant in the States, it’s perhaps surprising that only 53% of Americans are having sex weekly – and about 48% of the people in America are satisfied with their sex lives.
2. Nigeria – 53%
Upon first glance, people might shrug their shoulders at this particular number. But what’s interesting about Nigeria is that not only are they having sex about as frequently as those in the United States, but their satisfaction rate is at 67%. So although they’re having sex less frequently, many more are satisfied with their sex life.
1. Japan – 34%
Leagues behind the other countries on this list, the lack of sex in Japan has become common knowledge internationally in recent years; only 34% of the population report having sex weekly. Indeed, only 15% of Japanese are happy with their sex lives – perhaps unsurprising, given how little of it they’re having. Another shocking stat; around 45% of women in Japan report that they’re uninterested in – or despise – sexual contact. And according to some reports, around 36% of young men in Japan report as being ‘herbivore men’ i.e. men who are uninterested in sex. In what’s been dubbed a ‘celibacy syndrome’, young people are simply not hooking up. Among the top 3 reasons why Japanese people aren’t having sex, ‘can’t be bothered’ featured dominantly – along with postnatal reluctance and work fatigue. An increasing reliance on technology, and the development of ‘virtual’ partner alternatives, has also been cited as a contributing factor to this sexless phenomenon....culled
*I DISAGREE WITH THIS REPORT IF IT WAS CARRIED OUT USING CONDOM RELATED QUESTIONS...NIGERIANS ARE A SEXUALLY ACTIVE PEOPLE BUT MADE THIS LIST BECAUSE THEY DO NOT USE CONDOMS..LOL
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ReplyDeleteFake analysis!
DeleteI am surprised to see Nigeria in this list.
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It will only land u on ER bed
Dove ko, vulture ni
Hehehehehehehe. I don laff tire ooo. Ol'boy,no dey use Dove na. Use Dudu Osun,it moisturises as you wank.
DeleteThat means Nigerians no dey use condoms.....hahahahahahaha....I disagree joor....Nigerians can fuck for Africa...they should visit Owerri alone and see for themselves.....
ReplyDeleteYes they will visit owerri as per the city you do your runs. If you don't fuck there how would you know owerri people to be fuck fuck?
DeleteI am from owerri,nd I must say owerri girls can fuck for africa. U sound like a bitter runs girl dat breeze opened her yansh tru comment @anon 6:45
DeleteThis report is false Stella.
ReplyDeleteHehehe... I 2nd you Stella. Nigerians particularly our men can die for sex.... But dem no de gree wear their raincoat lol.
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ReplyDeleteIt's ONLY in 9ja that a guy will stop sleeping with a girl until he discovers she's pregnant for him; even some hubbies do that..esp. when their wives get preggy outta their desire....
It's "after", not "until"! How can a guy stop sleeping with a girl UNTIL he discovers she's pregnant?!
DeleteWhere did you school again?
@Anon 4:14
DeleteHelp me nd ask d village tout oo
He will open his dirty stinking mouth to talk crap about other people. ..
Uchicha ndi hausa like him
Gold circle should do their own analysis and I bet we will beat the other nations. We sabi do " chere, were" (wait and take) sex a lot here in naija so plenty pple no go wan spend on the kind of sheath that cost to do the do. Our mentality.
ReplyDeleteWhoever grafted this list is sick_so this was determined by d amount of condoms sold weekly abi na werrin? What abt those that stack packets of condoms in their houses n may prolly not have need to buy any for weeks or even months? What about those who enter without bulletproof??
ReplyDeleteAnyway,I totally disagree that US is among d countries that have least sex_Hiiiiiiiiaaaaan! US of all places? Mba nu!
Whoever conducted dis research is as false as d results. Even if evry oda country is true, not Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteLike seriously? Xes without satisfaction is no Xes but chores.
ReplyDeleteOnly sex related issues make u comment...
DeleteAnd what is Xes? Mtchweew. Bloody hypocrite. You are bold enuf to write it yet u won't spell it ryt.
DeleteKenny you are guilty lol,but sometimes the chores is allowed.
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a very good project topic for a social science student
U can say that again. I wasn't expecting 2 see Nigeria but going by ur conclusion, I concur.
ReplyDeletei am lupita....i love sex
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DeleteNot your comment, but your pix @1:29pm mention.
DeleteCum and shange it for me nah...........#Oyin-Ara
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ReplyDeleteAunty Stella u r ryt
ReplyDeleteHow many couples use condom dese days
Dats y dere are so many diseases nd infections in d world 2day
And dose of dem dat use buy cheap ones like gold nd others
Ashewo no be work Ooooooo; so you know all the insulating latexes in their various brands and quality et al........
DeleteLol,this Yomslaw won't kill me with laughter ooh.for the person urging Yoms to change his pix,abeg we luv it!
DeleteWe don't use condoms,we use waterproof
DeleteMy thoughts exactly, Nigerians dislike condoms!!!
ReplyDeleteGbammest,Stella you got it
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ReplyDeleteSholamatty
Lool stella.quite agree with you.Raw Nigerians.They rated based on condom use..hahah.
ReplyDeleteObviously the people in Japan have their hands full with other stuff than sex.lol.
ReplyDeleteLol.Nigeria is always on every list.well I guess nigeria wnt make d list if GC carries out d survey.dnt think Nigerians patronize Durex dt much.
ReplyDeleteI second u stella. Nigerians like skinto..lolz. If na only naija condom prices/sales will drop by more dan 50%..lmao
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DeleteKai, Stellastica those Nigeria couple look like Ghaninans o, Asin they are 2 black. Btw, where's Phrinkies? She shld get her ass here and tell us what she thinks abt dis rating... Cos anything dat is 'Sex' related never passes her by, babe like sex die! Lol
ReplyDeleteHw u take no @ bunny
DeleteMust they rob us in everything.This is not corruption now where our portions are denied 'cos of govt malpractices.Look,we are as sound as SEX itself.A word that captivates the attention of passer-bye.Its a complete insult to be rated @ 53%;what happen @ the rest 47 bcos i can vividly tell yu that SEX in 9ja is 3x a nite by 5days a week normal selfie recommendation.
ReplyDeleteThis list is false. Thailand is more like Sodom and Gomorrah.. People travel from all over the world to Thailand. That is the only country in the world they have standard price for "Okpo" If any Okpo charges u more than the normal price, the police will arrest her. Don't dull those babes are Badt :D.. anyway, Naija sef dey try. but yankee babes sef dey f**k o.. No dull. #MrTraveler #BeliiiiiiiiiiiiiidaT#
ReplyDeleteNa only durex dem dy sell for naija??? Wen choice and others dey. Na person like me go dy use condom??nah nah nah can't fit
ReplyDeleteI completely disagree with this survey. Gold circle is in a better position to conduct the survey in naija. As for those other developed countries, they rely heavily on birth control pills, coils and implants instead of condoms. The reproductive rate in the UK is exceptionally high, dem just dey born like fowl when they have more cold months than summer months....
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ReplyDeleteYour analysis of Nigerians and sex is too shallow even if pun about it is intended. One thing you failed to mention which is in the post is about how sexually satisfied Nigerians are. This you cannot deny due to the rate of sex demand from Nigerians in different parts of the world such as in South Africa, US, UK, Ireland and even in Germany where you live. I am sure you are aware of the fact that when people from these countries taste Nigerian men, they never want to let them go. Apart from that, you did not mention about the inclusion of USA in the list....what it that?
ReplyDeleteNA so una dey fail exam.
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