Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Toke Makinwa's 'Church Boys Versus Club Guys'........So On Point!

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Thursday, February 06, 2014

Toke Makinwa's 'Church Boys Versus Club Guys'........So On Point!




Church boys versus Club guys.....is what Toke is talking about and i agree with her because i have been down the road she talked about......Kai!

 Toke Makinwa tells us the tricks that 'Church' boys employ in getting babes who are out to date Christian brothers.
what she means is that the Club guys you are running away from are better than the bible carrying ones......WORD!

 Why place emphasis on where you meet a man?If you meet him in a church,does it ensure he doesn't not treat you wrong? #yimu!

 How many ladies have been ''bitten'' by Church going,tongue speaking,bible holding born again men?...some even use the word of God and visions to break your hearts.


 So many ladies have married supposed club boys and are living happily ever after...
*I used to attend House on the rock when i was in Nigeria and one of the rich single brothers in church after kissing me in dark corners,prophesied that i should come to his house and read bible with him because the holy spirit ministered to him that i needed to hear the word in private.....i had to ask him if he wanted to f**k or preach...he almost fainted and said ''God forbid that i should fornicate before marriage''"

 Na so!...after squeezing my PO and kissing the living daylights out of my mouth at dark corners around Muson centre oh...hehehehhehehhe

 He would start by cornering me with preaching and deviate half way with ''your perfume glorifies God,your dressing is pleasing to Man and God,I like your hotness for God,your lips will please a God fearing man...blah blah blah.
After kissing he would either say ''God i thank you'' or ''It is well Stella''!...Meanwhile i was already liking him oh until my friend in church pulled me to one corner after one Wednesday service and said ''Stella i hope Brother K***** is not kissing you too because he is kissing half of the church girls at different times oh,he has a timetable for his targeted  babes oh..'' .LMAO!

 Brother K**** I hope you have changed oooh.

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65 comments:

  1. Kaycee6 February 2014 at 14:30

    Sounded like Brother Kaycee,but bro Kaycee won't do such;and tope biko mechie Onugi.

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    1. Kaycee6 February 2014 at 14:53

      Please blog visitors in Osun state,what is happening to your secondary schools?what has Rauf done?what has his reforms on education caused this time?let us know biko

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    2. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 15:04

      Kaycee darling,do you attend house on the rock?let's hook up,winks.

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    3. Nma6 February 2014 at 15:14

      Hahahahahahahahahaha ds one don pain u_is there sth ur not telling us Kaycee? Cos I didn't notice it sounded like Brother Kaycee oh! *eyesrolling**

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    4. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 16:16

      Lol @ sounded like brother Kaycee!

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    5. Je ne sais pas7 February 2014 at 02:59

      Okay Ladiesss...I totally agree that we shouldn't conclude that because he is a 'church boy' he will treat me right, however, big non to club boys lol. BUT look at churchboy's 'fruits' does he practice what he preaches, does he really love God, does he regard the bible to be an authority over him? Can you see the fruits of the spirit in him? He can't say he loves God and try to sleep with you. Biko open your eyes when u go to church, but make sure you sieve out the God lovers frm fake asses. And don't think it's difficult, when you spend time with God, u'll deffinately begin to recognize people who spend time with God.

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    6. Anonymous8 February 2014 at 06:48

      I met my husband in d'club nd he is d'best of d'best,most kindhearted person i know,wen i was lik 15wento christ embassynd met a guy tld me as he saw me God tld him i was his wife few days later we meet in an hotel nd i gave him blowjob,was a virgin,took total advantage of me bein naive..so club yess,church no..i av plenty examples bt my hubby wld know i am d1 so b wise ppl.

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  2. Unknown6 February 2014 at 14:35

    Toke, u're right! They are bunch of deceivers roaming everywhere. Toke lemme ask u, is it about Maje and his clubbing this one u gave instances using club boys? Just asking.

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    1. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 21:27

      Shut your ignorant mouth.....u r so not funny.....is it everything u have an opinion on that happened to u personally? And must it be maje?......fools like us won't let her be, u must bring her personal life to all ur gist.......immature goat, let her be and move on with her life....

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    2. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 21:40

      Stella u were never a serious member of house on the rock so stop making noise......unserious guys will always want to use unserious babes like una...

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    3. Yomslaw7 February 2014 at 05:17

      Fallen hands thingzz.....@Anon927; abeg let ma baby be biko

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  3. last baby6 February 2014 at 14:37

    This woman is.funny

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  4. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 14:38

    Stella you sure say the guy no shine your congo? Fear God ooo...

    ICY

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    1. cupcake6 February 2014 at 14:56

      So if the guy shine her Congo why you wan know . interesting .toke on point on this one .

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  5. Dee6 February 2014 at 14:39

    Chai! Stella, you see your life outside? Na una gan gan dey spoil church boys. You dey give am mouth kiss, dey give am bobbi suck for corner and you expect am to resist ba? Issorrai.
    That's why I fear all these funky pentecostal churches, the brothers don nearly fuck all the sisters finish, it's called FREE SAMPLING.
    Club boys are not better than church boys o, at least when church boy begin mescaform,you can use bible to blackmail his conscience but club boy? You go cry tayaaaaaa

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    1. SLEEKREEK6 February 2014 at 20:23

      lol@use bible to blackmail his conscience........na the one wey get conscience u go fit blackmail nah....

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  6. NUVI HONEY6 February 2014 at 14:43

    Ahahahahaha this ur story na wa, please I must not carry Last what is PO?
    I've encountered these church Brothers many tmes, infact one made me change branch, I get irritated seeing him mount pulpit to hold mic for people sharing Testimony and acting all holy, when we see in church we bone each other, later he won't let my phone rest, brother started asking us to see privately, lying to me to make him feel up to my "standard" infact I weak.
    It doesn't really mater where u meet ur man o, the girls that club can become very good mothers and wives cos they have seen it all, same for the guys.

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  7. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 14:49

    yess ooooo soo right got myself into one in the name of church member(am a witness) he came forming holy me I dropped all my normal bad habits, pampered the idiot silly thinking ave seen my husband me wey dey like cash I no ask am anything i just focused on proceeds from ma business not knowing that the idiot had over six other babes if not more he was fucking regularly na so dis boy carry bible mumu me dey kiss me up and down suck my breast still dey form no sex before marriage, me dat does not stand for any man's shit d idiot will talk to me anyhow i ll keep quiet because na church member for my mind we fit marry. Until my eyes finally opened to d fact that i was dating a pure demon and i dumped his sorry ass dat church affair no be am o

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    1. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 17:19

      A witness? As in JW?

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    2. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 17:39

      witness no follow.
      na dem screw pass. and their drinking no get part 2.

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  8. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)6 February 2014 at 14:53

    I prefer d club guys..church boys? no pls

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  9. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 15:07

    Lol. Typical example, Holy Trinity Maitama Ushers. Girls be very careful biko. Fine boys with their usher sash across their chest, you'll be tripped dat a cute God fearing guy is interested in you #YIMU. Some of them approach u to join d ushering job, all 2 get closer 2 u. Most of them are liars n gold diggers. I wish I could go on and on, their story plenty. Abj grls pls shine ur eyes, they are not what u think they are.

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    1. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 19:36

      Loool! I dated one of those holy trinity boys even though I'm not a catholic sha not knowing the guy was dauda the nackson and a proper gold digger. According to him,he prefers to date older women cos they are more mature. Anam anu! When he started asking me for money knowing I didn't have a job and he expected me to collect from my dad or other guys I dumped his sorry ass.

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    2. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 21:24

      That's after him don fuck you belleful. You see ur life? You dey think say na you dump am, not knowing he used that one to discharge you. All these our girls no dey fear GOD atall. Na so una go dey go church dey screw members anyhow. Umu azi ukwu nnu.

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  10. Yellow Sisi6 February 2014 at 15:20

    Doesn't matter where you meet a man. I've particularly been attracted to "bad boys" so all the "church boy" tinz is boring when it comes to relationships.
    Met my man on campus and as a ladies' man, I got attracted. It's been 11yrs now.... He adores the ground I walk on...

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  11. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 15:21

    LMAO!!!!!!STELLA YOU WON'T KILL ME O

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  12. DEBBYKURU6 February 2014 at 15:23

    LMAO Toke ooh hahaha I'm rolling on the floor n laffing all she said is very very correct ooh. I just love Toke n Stella

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  13. C.I.A Babe6 February 2014 at 15:37

    Lol,

    Na so.

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  14. last baby6 February 2014 at 16:07

    Whether church or club d person should have the fear of God

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  15. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 16:10

    Hahahahahahaha! Stella u won't kee me.My wife is strong church woman while me,I dey try mk I be like her.Every sunday after church.I'll be pointing out all the church boys that would hardly wait for the last words of prayer before dashing out to waylay 'sisters' with words like "I hope u were blessed by today's preaching".Na so one dey form cell leader.but each time I go to my own cell meeting,na so I go see am dey always pray with one particular sister.When I told my wife she mocked me to renew my mind.That paticular guy eventually got that sister pregnant oh!

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  16. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 16:26

    I agree Oº°˚˚°º! One church bro date I dated broke up wit me cz I refused d hv sex wit him! Some church boys are big pretenders n cnt treat a gal right. Fastfoward 1 later I met dis guy dat doesn't even go to church, n we r goin smoothly. (#d sex is good, mind blowing n toe curling). Did I mention dat d church guy was stingy mitchew!

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  17. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 16:47

    I neva comment but dis post got me rolling on d floor nd nostalgic at d same time!! It's so true. I dated a chrch boy like 2yrs ago..he left me broken hearted like no one else has, very cunning SOB! Pretends 2 d high heavens.. Funny thing is we still sing in d same choir nd chrch on sunday used 2 be torment. Thank God I'm almost completely over him. D so called club boys are way better, coz u knw wat u'r up 4 nd half d time dey r actually fun 2 b wth.

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  18. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 17:03

    Hmmmmmm...

    Toke these ur facial expressions shaaa

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  19. MyOneNaira Blog6 February 2014 at 17:23

    Stella you no go kill me ooo. I don laugh scatter the computer I dey work with ooo. Stella aaaaaaa. crazy crazy crazy but true.

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  20. Bambi6 February 2014 at 17:28

    Church is where 90% of the devils and demons are these days. That is where things are running for cover and hiding in. I wonder why people go and look for serious things like husbands there. We know the level of pretence in church. I mean, na wah ooo.

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  21. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 17:43

    No be the same church boys wey dey full club.Abi na pagan dey go clubs ni

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  22. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com6 February 2014 at 17:53

    I hate to say thus, but, I agree with Toke

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  23. Moi6 February 2014 at 18:04

    I agree with her a 100%! Have you all forgotten the story of Soul E? He went to okotie church just to get close to Queen Ure. Lol. After the guy finished with her he took off, lol, did he attend the church again? Whosai! Lol.

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  24. blog troll6 February 2014 at 18:57

    Na so one very "holy" brother when they nearly live for church say make I come carry belle before we do wedding,see pattern to use shine Congo na

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  25. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 19:01

    @anon 5:19 yes o JW

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  26. Unknown6 February 2014 at 19:15

    Deceivers are many in church. In fact, I'd prefer a club man cos at least I know who and what I am dealing with. All these brother Paul, brother Vincent, brother Samson, abeg I no dey. Mbanu.
    From experience, the devil you know is better than the angel you think you know, but you don't know jack.

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    1. orela7 February 2014 at 06:23

      My dear bible said judgement will start in the house of God.
      I no date church boy I no date club boy sef.
      I date """"boy

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  27. corkscrew6 February 2014 at 19:16

    Yawn - nothing new there. Enough with the exaggerated facial expressions!

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  28. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 19:18

    My dear I was a church fire fire the Bros wey dey church if they want to marry they will go out and bring their girlfriends within 3 months they will do crash program to become member the next thing you will hear wedding annocement. Babe I look your girl don dey hit 30yrs I meet my husband he was not a church boy but a christain within 2 yrs piam we are married he worships the ground I walk on seven years gone we have never exchange words as in insult each other God fobid. My dear forget about church boy follow club boy he will even treat you better. Ada Agulu said so.

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  29. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 19:21

    They can form spiro but NA for their head dwvil build headquarters. Ada Agulu said so

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  30. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 19:22

    My dear I was a church fire fire the Bros wey dey church if they want to marry they will go out and bring their girlfriends within 3 months they will do crash program to become member the next thing you will hear wedding annocement. Babe I look your girl don dey hit 30yrs I meet my husband he was not a church boy but a christain within 2 yrs piam we are married he worships the ground I walk on seven years gone we have never exchange words as in insult each other God fobid. My dear forget about church boy follow club boy he will even treat you better. Ada Agulu said so.

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  31. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 19:29

    This is the first time im hearing Toke not sound FAKE like she usually does and im now loving her absolutely. Toke pls keep being down to earth,thats u and it makes u even more beautiful.

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  32. Edo finest6 February 2014 at 19:39

    Hian!church boiz no be am o,that's how one guy in my church keeps looking @me in church and later approached me that the holy spirit says am his wife.I asked him if the holy spirit didn't tell him am engaged,he was lookin so downcast and kept disturbing me to pray and see our pastor so I can choose btw him and my fiance.I told him there is no need cos am not interested only for him to come seat with me one sunday during service with wedding ring on his finger,he forgot to remove it as usual,the guy is happily married and his wife stays in warri.I was shocked cos this guy is actually a worker in church o.

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  33. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 20:14

    Church boy ke? #not interested# Na so one church brother i met at singles meeting wan beg my ssmall money finish........hisssssss

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  34. SLEEKREEK6 February 2014 at 20:20

    SDK......u haff kee me with plenty laff.....dis ur story ...na wa.....looolll

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  35. SLEEKREEK6 February 2014 at 20:39

    I had this bro that wanted to date me back then in the university....he was CAC ..a chorister in the church and well respected....he told one day that he must have sex with me if i agree to date him....u need to see how i open mouth....and i asked him.....Bro...isnt the bible against dis act..you a tongue speaking,,floor rolling ,,bible carrying brother in CAC for that matter ooo.....it was his response that pissed me off finally....he told me at least he wont be knacking me inside the church.......wonders shall neva end...

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  36. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 20:56

    Funny enuf una gyals wey dey complain gud! After doing elegushi on point how u expect to see gud man for church. Beside any gyal going to church to seek man nah just despirado last bus stop I guess.... Guyfisher says so....

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  37. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 21:36

    All you loose girls are the ones who meet your match in fake church boys......stella I went to house on the rock for almost 11 years and married my hubby there......they know the loose ones like u who let them suck your breast n do other stuff to them......you will most times attract the unserious ones cos they know you ladies just play church and were not serious.....you cannot mock God, you come to church not born again and have no dept yet you expect the serious brothers to take u seriously? No way.....nobody is perfect but when you learn how to set boundaries they will not mess with you....

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    1. Anonymous7 February 2014 at 05:32

      Hmmmmmm,HTT no come insult my sterra o. Na ur type dey chase pastor gaan

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    2. Princess Charming7 February 2014 at 08:18

      Na so. If I hear.... Brother leave that thing jooo. Na only 1% of una House on the Rock boys good. Probly you're among the 1%. Shekena. House on the Rock, Family worship, and this one way them dey pem hair, all these yoppy yoppy churches fear them.

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  38. dazzy6 February 2014 at 22:29

    Lmao toke hit the nail on the head! Beware of 'church boys'

    Belledazzy.blogspot.com

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  39. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 22:39

    Na so i dated one kicc bastard call eniola o the fool is a woman beater. Girls beware o

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  40. Anwuli6 February 2014 at 22:53

    Hian no mind all these church boys oh na them bad pass. I'm in the uk and most of them either get babe for naija or are married, they always like to do brethren visit so they can chop person wella.

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  41. Anonymous7 February 2014 at 01:09

    I just like how happy toke is...Made me smile...Toke, I'm happy for you jare; you are just glowing :)

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  42. Anonymous7 February 2014 at 15:02

    The thing wey I know be say man na man whether na church man o,alfa,pastor,imam,babalawo,club guy,pagan,all of them dey like to fuck woman.

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  43. Anonymous7 February 2014 at 18:45

    Dis the 1st time am actually watching/hearing toke......i like her already.thumbs up gal....U're real good. Btw with all those her facial expressions d gal go be betaa troublemaker and real sabi amebo bizness.....lol

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  44. Anonymous8 February 2014 at 11:27

    The first time of hearing toke love her already

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