This is just some valentine laughs i got in my inbox...abeg join me laugh.
Guys will be up to all the tricks in the book tomorrow.....especially with side chicks who do not know they are on the side.#yimu#
don't forget to send in your Valentine stories...even as Anonymous..heheheheh
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Sorry to change the topic. What happens when one looses all hope?
ReplyDeleteWhen you loose something you search for it.
DeleteSo start searching...
U look unto jesus the author and finisher of our faith! Heb 12;2.
DeleteRelax! E is the God of all Flesh.
My mama go say : JESUS OTI-BO-DOMBO (forgive my spelling)
U look unto jesus the author and finisher of our faith! Heb 12;2.
DeleteRelax! E is the God of all Flesh.
My mama go say : JESUS OTI-BO-DOMBO (forgive my spelling)
U luk up 2 d skies wit a humble voice n ask God 4 help. He is d hope of d hopeless. BT I do hope u know dat hope is neva lost if one is still living ryt. Hope is only lost 2 d dead. My no matter wat it is u tink u r going thru, a 1000+1 ppl r going thru d same, a 1000000+1 r going thru worse. I went out 4 lunch 2dy n wat I saw made me humble. I saw a woman on d street. She was moving by dragging her self on d ground. Her leg was broken n she was very dirty. She only had a shirt on n notin else. She using her hands 2 drag her bare buttock on d ground. Obviously she has nobody 2 carter 4 her. She may b mentally challenged. Only God knows wen last she ate, brushed her teeth, took her bath etc. I was touched. N here I was complaining. I ordered my food n started eating den I began 2 imagine hw many ppl r starving ryt nw? I don't know wat exactly u r going thru ryt nw that makes u tink dat all hope is lost bt I wud like u 2 know dat it's not. We r humans n sometimes we tend 2 feel dis way...it's only naturally bt our ability 2 overcome such moments is wat makes us great. If u hear anoda person story eh...Ma dear God dey 4 u o..Neva 4get dat
DeleteYaron Allah
Its 'LOSE', make una no dey kill us with oyibo
DeleteWhen you lose all hope. You go back to your origin(orisun)... This may be God. Figure out y u r here. Talk to him to direct you. It's only a phase that will pass by b4 u knw it. Remember, wen deres life deres so much hope. Pick up urself, dust urself n continue to walk towards ur purpose.
DeleteThis is how pple fail exams, wen u loose all hope, u become hopeless.
DeleteOrela, or whatever ur name is, shebi u want to start being stupid on this blog abi? When u later here that something bad has happened, u will be one of d 1st to come and start shouting 'omg, why! Why! #tears' n what not. Better be careful and act your age.
DeleteNo vex anon 3:03pm... I have read all comments nd came to this conclusion. 2Corinthians 4:18...
DeletePsa121........ur help comes from God......isa 41:10 read down........jeremiah 29:11......isa 49:14-16......God is our hope.......he does not fail....cling to him....
DeleteSDK Your Shadow na lesbian. Leave matter. She is just dating that dude for his cush. If u be lesbo than fine if not she will convert u. Lol!!
DeleteMost times when you feel you've lost all hope, try reading stories of those who've lost hope deeper than you did and how they encouraged themselves out.
DeleteMost times when you feel you've lost all hope, go to the motherless babies home and sit for hours and watch how they live. You'll be grateful you have as much as a father. I once had one child ask me, a 20year old to take him home from the orphanage and be his father. I wept. I came back being grateful for how much God had already blessed me with.
Most times when you feel you've lost all hopes, search more deep into your soul, you'll find a seed of hope which if you nurture it, it would grow and replenish all hope you lost during your trying times.
*Yawns*
ReplyDeleteLong time sdkers. Thanks to this blog that kept me sane in my dark days. Love you all. I pray for all of you. One day I shall share the story of my son who passed if I am bold enough
ReplyDeleteHey hun... May God continue to comfort U, time is a healer and one day U will smile again...God bless u hun.xx
DeleteAnony!
DeleteKpele oo, e wld give u double for ur trouble.
Be strong!
Kpele.
It is well wit ur soul. D comfort n courage u seek will com 2 u. Pls b strong...I share in ur bereavement n pray 4 d fortitude 2 bear ur lost 2 b ur portion. Beta days ahead!
DeleteYaron Allah
omg..i am so sorry about this,please stay strong.Jesus loves you no matter what u wnt thru.
DeleteI'm so sorry for your loss Anon, please take heart, God is in control and I'm sure he will put smiles on your face soon.
Delete#hugs
May the Lord comfort you and restore your joy!
DeleteStella i like u a lot and i ain't kidding!!! U ve a heart of gold, mature, loving, nice sense of Humor etc. I Don't mind being frds outside here. Sent u a BBM request and u haven't accepted. I dnt ve true frds anymore. I will really do with ur frdship...i won't mind cuming 2 see u there mid match. Plz accept my BBM request.
Deletemail me your bbm PIN PLEASE,I HAVE OVER ONE THOUSAND PENDING REQUEST...lol
Deletei dont accpet requests with names like atutupuyoyo,alangab,butterfly,yansh spray.....
May God almighty give you strength my dear.
DeleteGod will give u beauty for ur ashes and gladness for your mourning......Ur nights of weeping are over,,,because its a new dawn for ur joy to manifest.......it is well..
DeleteI swear stella no normal,no b small names like yansh spray,butterfly.very funny woman.hw re my God children(famzing tinz)
DeleteOnly God can pull you through this trying times. I've lost a daughter too. She died four days after her second birthday. She battled a kidney condition for 18 months before going home to rest. It's been over a year since she left but i still get teary eyed when I think of her. I draw my peace and strength in God's love, in his word were he has promised to work ALL things for our good. Rest in his love.......
DeleteIt is well
DeleteIf u've grieved b4 u can always relate. Though I don't know how d death of a child feels n pray not to, my heart goes out 2 u. Look up 2 God only Him can comfort u.
DeleteSorry dear ...take heart . The Lord is ur Strenght
DeleteGod is still in-charge dear_He's working behind d scene,u may not understand why buh just keep trusting him cos He knows our end from our beginning.
DeleteHow can u ve true frds when you are fucking another woman's husband who is old enough 2 be ur great great father all Bcos of money!! Stella abeg stay away from this husband snatcher. Her ways and that of her frds are not pure. They can do anything for money. When u see them drive pass u think they are human beings. People be taping into their blessing. Rubbish!! Doris flying all over the world with an old man's money will soon catch up with u. Juju dey fade my dear. Driving cars and living abuja big gul status will not follow u to your grave. Change now that u still can. Ada ur lesbian partner got lucky with Sir Ofor and she feels is now an avenue for her to be rude to me. LoolzzzI pity all of u. I have said my bit!! No need trying to guess who i am. Am your shadow shadow
DeleteLook up to your creator, He is the God of all comfort. May God grant his soul eternal rest.
DeleteSowi dear........I'm in tears nw....my bible says affliction shall not befall u a second time....it also said "he will give u twice in blessings for all u hav lost" my God the comforte who understands every tear,every thought console u in JESUS NAME! Amen
DeleteI know what it means to be bereaved of a loved one. It is hard to take. But I promise you that even though you will never forget, you will surely be healed. God will surely mend your broken heart. He will bless you with wonderful things to bring you joy. May God's love remain with you. Rose.
DeleteIt is well with you
DeleteI've been there.
DeleteIt took me like 5 years to be able to start forgetting a little, to be able to talk about it. But I'm healed now.
God will heal you too.
Am so sorry about ur lose anon 1.39. Take heart okay. God kws best.
Delete@ Your Shadow's Shadow why are you so bitter? People like you can kill. Haven't you slept with a married man b4? Or he never picked ur calls again afterwards? Abeg make una leave this girl alone. She is living her life and u people are hating. Nawa o! I wish u can be bold enough to tell her who you are so she can avoid frds like u. @ Ur Shadow let what this haters says abt u on this blog not discourage u from who you are or being frds with SDK. Stick with her. I bet u won't regret it. If not for haters i could ve dropped my pin for u here. I stay in Abuja as well. Gwaimpa. Take care.
Omg!!! Omg!!! *smh* who ever u r, am writing this message 2 u in tears, plz u all should leave me and my life alone. Stop monitoring me on SDK! Am sure you r the same person that calls me with a private number. Plz what ve I ever done 2 u? Am I with any of ur thing?? I ve deleted almost all my frds on my BBM and am sure u r one of them cos u dnt rant about my dp and location anymore on SDK. Plz am begging u in the name of God Stop telling horrible lies ab ands in evil to catch up with me. U will never be alive 2 tell the story. Stop hating. Pray and look unto God, ur time will come. *smh*
DeleteHmmmmmmm,aunty stella c gist 4 here.
DeleteYeah right Stella, the 1st frame up there is so apt. Everyone will find themselves in at least on of those categories!
ReplyDeleteLol... SDK me no get val! Who will b my val ooo, am single n reafy t mingle.
ReplyDeleteMaybe wen u shed some weight and stop smelling..
DeleteAnon 3.19,that was harsh
DeleteHahahah Anon 3:19 u must b miserable ursef. Pele, if only u knew me in person u wud knw dat my blog id knw has nothing t do with my personality cos am slim, hot, sweet, sexy wt d right curves, fun loving n easy going; if u dnt believ me kindly plug ur brain t an electric heater.
DeleteRotfl at next year you will drown. Thanks, Stella
ReplyDeleteOluyomi Odukoya
Dat one is a classic
DeleteHahahahahahaha LMFAO thanks stella for this laughs it really cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteIF YOU SEE HIM ON FEB 14, U ARE D MAIN CHIC, FEB 15, SIDE CHIC, FEB 16- FLING, FEB 17- SAREWAGBA. AND IF U DNT SEE HIM TILL NEXT WEEKEND, ......GIRL U ARE DATING URSELF.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha@dating yourself. But some guys are smart na, they can see 3 girls on that day. If one is working then he can send her gift and see her at night, the student can be seen during the day then he will post her. The other one can sleep over this night and he will drop her on the 14th morning. Nothing guys can't do so even if you see him on the 14th is not a guarantee that you are his main GF.
DeleteLmaoooooooooooooooo
Deleteomalichanwa ,gbamest.true word.nigerian guys aren't smiling
DeleteOmalichanwa you just described my ex! Some men eeeh.... Tufiakwa. The day he proposed, all I could feel was disgust. I was crying and he thought I was happy. Meanwhile, I was mourning the money and trips I knew would be over once I said no. I collected the ring there cos he invited people and gently dumped him some months later. No amount of money would have made me marry him. Funny thing is that he got married and divorced after a year and some months cos he was dating his wife's younger sister, got her pregnant and she had an abortion, then sent her to the UK for Masters. That was after he had been forgiven for sleeping with his distant cousin that came to help out in their house. The man is worse than a dog. Tufiakwa!
Delete*yimu o. Some men will sleep with one from the night of the 13th/ 14th morning and then "go and see his mother b'cos since his father died he has been husband figure for her" etc. See another chic on the 14th afternoon, discharge her n spend 14th night clubbing with another chic. All three babes would be on cloud 9, "my bf is the best" #lobatan
Delete@anon 5.10pm, Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........t!!! Just struggling to pick my jaw off the floor here! Nne nor be only bullet you dodge o! This one reach scud missile levels! But why....???
DeleteWow, I feel for his ex-wife. What a nightmare! Some men though!
Anon 5 10 I am sure that your ex name is Donald, one shameless guy I know
DeleteThis is so funny, lol
DeleteNne dat ur ex eeh, is his name Donald? And his location pls. Cos there is one Donald on my case now and he said his ex wife is crazy blah blah blah.
DeletePls help a sister and confirm so I can carry my slippers for hand pick race abeg
Lol anon 11:23 u got me laughing mehnn....
DeleteAnon 11.23 saul was converted on his way to damascus donald could change after chopping u so relax abeg.
DeleteAnon 11:23, no his name is not Donald. You need to find out what actually happened between the Donald and his ex. Not his version or hers but the truth. Ask people that know them and watch his actions.
DeleteLmao...the one bout the N10m ransom is just so funny
ReplyDeleteLmAooo... @double shopping & kidnapping tinz... that got me rolling mehn... Stella keep it coming abeg.
ReplyDeleteNice one Stells.
ReplyDeleteI don't wait on anyone to make me feel special, coz I already know that I am.
Hapy Vals celebration in advance to all who are genuinely in love. Not lust.
Plenty love Stella of life.
Kisses to ur cute son
Nice one Stells.
ReplyDeleteI don't wait on anyone to make me feel special, coz I already know that I am.
Hapy Vals celebration in advance to all who are genuinely in love. Not lust.
Plenty love Stella of life.
Kisses to ur cute son
lmbo @thou art not thy boo's boo o! tell em! Another one i saw was "Guys surprise your girlfriend this vals day...introduce her to your wife!". I died laughing. oh gosh!
ReplyDeleteAssocation of Lagos big boys?
ReplyDeleteWow
Some girls of nowadays make life uneasy to most guys bcs they demand to much even when it is obvious dat d guy has nothing,they wil stil ask.
ReplyDeleteThe guy should forget about girls and concentrate on making money naa
Deletesome girls will say their boyfriend is nt caring but they ask every time.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ 'nxt yr u will drown, anuofia'
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes n cupcakes, Cheers
A problem shared is one half solved... So also can telling a story lift ur burden... May God continue to comfort u, keep u safe, sane and happy! It is well with u,Anon 1:39!
ReplyDeleteIntegrity!
Lmao!!! Stella u ve killed me oh.... Hilarious!! Thanks for that
ReplyDeleteAbeg make d val do com pass. I don tire joor. Una 2 full ma ears. Evrywia na d talk. Overrated!
ReplyDeleteYaron Allah
I can't wait for this week to be over. Val cards and gifts everywhere you look in UK. I'm dreading going to this office tomorrow. I'm sure I and another girl in my office are the only ones that won't get fresh roses. Oyibo people no dey use Val joke, and they no sabi mind their busines too. I'm sure I will get lots of pitying hugs, smiles and cakes at the office tomorrow. Lol! I love them though. They are like my UK family. Last year so many of them gave me single roses from theirs and I ended up having a bunch of mismatched roses. Lol! Chai! Fuck my life! Fine girl without boyfriend mtcheeewww!
ReplyDeleteFuck your life ke,don't worry you will smile soon and have the best valentine ever,just be yourself,God has everything planned for you.
DeleteYes this UK is annoying! Every where you turn to its valentine this, valentine that. Last year and last two years I cried my eyes out, single, lonely and just down. This year I thank God, I have a man who appreciates me though it's a long distance relationship but I'm happy. So just hang in there and be happy for the good things coming your way soonish, ok?
DeleteAwwww dnt worry God will give u urs soon d one who will give u everlasting joy xoxo
DeleteThat first pic just categories everything, everybody def falls into one. Lol.
ReplyDeleteCategorise. Thank you
DeleteCategorized. U're welcome! If u want to correct someone, make sure u are not wrong either.
DeleteAnony, thanks...my error!
DeleteOmalicha sounds like she's talking from experience. Anyway if tomorrow you get to know that you are not your boo's boo and that you are just a learner, dust yourself up, shine your eyes and try again nobody is worth the tears. For those who are single *me* please spoil yourself silly. HAPPY VALENTINE!
ReplyDeletefeb make mt heart skip, my daughter birthday, my weeding anniversary and now this valentine
ReplyDeleteFeb make my heart skip, my daughter birthday, my wedding anniversary and now valentine
ReplyDeleteI don't have a boyfriend this val oh.Last year val wasn't so good as I broke up with my boyfriend after val but I took all the gifts sha.
ReplyDeleteAnyways gonna spend my val all by myself tomorrow. Will hit the cinema.
CeeCee
Lmao. Hahahaha...anyway that's good for all those over-demanding gals
ReplyDeleteso so funny. #truethat
ReplyDeleteDo we have any sdkers in Gambia?pls I don't mind meeting you guys.
ReplyDeleteLol am in Gambia with my baby,nice place,my Sis is here too with her boo,she is an actress,so much fun here
DeleteNa so dem dey meet person? Ewu Gambia like you.
DeleteTo be candid , there is no love in this generation so go on and deceive ursefs as 4 me iv accepted the fact that love is dead.
ReplyDeleteYour shadow shadow, hope ur husband or grandfather is not missing? Don't u tink it will b beta if u trash wateva issues uve wit her rather than follow up her every comment wit insults n assassination of xter even if ure rite about her n u know her so well. Live ur life n stop living hers. Who made u judge n lord ova people n their choice of life?
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